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Author has written 4 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Camp Rock.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm proud to be who I am, so I MUST be desperate.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like stupid humor, so I MUST be immature
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.I'm good with computers so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I plan to stay a virgin until marriage, so I MUST be faking it


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In The Middle Of A Gun Fight by Faitily-Yours reviews
Please read even if you don't know the people. Its good I have been told. rated M for slash yaoi Lemon and Lime will be presant, Frank and Gerard fic. Ferard. Frank is killed by Gerard's buddies only forced to come back to save Gerard from himself. And fo
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
five times rosalie hale lost her mind by Kaiwynn reviews
Rosalie/Jasper, Rosalie/Edward, Rosalie/Tanya, Rosalie/Bella, Rosalie/Leah - He gave her peace, calm, tranquility -- even if it was conjured. She gave him fire; it was real. Both had what the other wanted without needing to be told.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Things have changed But for the better or worse? by alittlebitlongerxo reviews
Sequal of 'Life of A Rockstar'. Taylor and Katie are in a new movie for Disney with Selena and Demi. But what happens from when they tell the world that they are going to be in a movie until they actually start packing and head to start filming? R&R!
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Pure Rebellion: The 'True' Story of Jasper Hale by Ben Zephyr reviews
What if Jasper's story was a lie? What if it was all a Lie...well that's what this story is A story they could never know... His AWOL they could never know...and the lover they can never know... Well...once again... Enjoy the Two-Parter -Ben Zephyr
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
The Sin's Of The Past by d666lisa reviews
One Mistake. One Bite. One bitter vampire out for revenge.One hundred years ago Annabel Green's life was taken from her as she walked through the woods but now she has finally tracked down her creater. Jasper Hale. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
My Immortal by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
There can't be Zack without Cody...
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What They Used To Be by leiascully reviews
House agrees.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2007 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Uncertainty by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*KakaNaru OneShot - Side GenmaRaidou* There are feelings that at times are better left unsaid, at least that's what Kakashi believes. Until a friend gives him another point of view on things. Things cannot stay in the dark forever...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Frozen Fear by George Stark II reviews
This is a SLASH story, told from Diego's point of view. A lot of him struggling with feelings. DiegoxSid but it doesn't get dirty or anything.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Diego, Sid - Complete
Bullfrog, Chickenhawk, Turtledove by Starkiller reviews
Diego contemplates the companion and friend he has found in Sid, and his changing feelings towards him. DiegoxSid, slash. Spoilers, takes place during Ice Age 2.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sid, Diego - Complete
Through the Years by Semmi reviews
A look into the life of Zack and Cody as they grow together and apart. ZackCody
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Because You Never Knew by shi-chan reviews
KakaNaru Kakashi always gave Sasuke & Sakura more attention than Naruto. That mistake has lead to a dramatic change in Naruto, and as he grows more distant, Kakashi begins to love him. But what really happened when Naruto left? What is he hiding? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
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To The Ones Who Didn't Bow reviews
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008
The ALWAYS Cliche Ending reviews
When Cassidy meets Connect Three at a meet and greet... what will happen? It DOES day cliche ending... not as cliche ending as you'd think though!
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Jason - Complete
Into the Eyes of a Rider reviews
A new Rider has emerged into the lives of Eragon, Saphira, Murtagh, and Thorn. She will change them forever. Completed.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Random Drabbles: My Journal
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008