Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.
I am off my hiatus, so go and read my stories and review!
By the way, that totally awesome picture to the left is from iconator.com.
Books: The Mortal Instruments, Twilight series, Maximum Ride, The Host, Harry Potter, I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I'd Have to Kill You, Pendragon, Eragon, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Inkheart, Vampire Diaries, Just Listen, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Dreamland, Uglies, Pretties,
Authors: Cassandra Clare, Stephenie Meyer, James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, L.J. Smith, Sarah Dessen, Scott Westerfield, Libba Bray
Movies: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, The Eye, 1 Missed Call, Cloverfield, She's the Man, Juno, Twilight!!
Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Singing, Dancing, Acting, Computer, T.V.
Bands/Singers: Tokio Hotel, Paramore, Boys Like Girls, Sara Bareilles, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, All American Rejects, Plain White T's, Fall Out Boy, Switchfoot, Good Charlotte, Jack's Mannequin, All Time Low, Rihanna, Aly and Aj, Taylor Swift, Jordin Sparks, Carrie Underwood, Avril Lavigne, Alicia Keys, Debussy(not only because of Twilight), Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, The Academy Is..., Jonas Brothers (Their new album is pretty good), We the Kings, Jason Mraz,
If somebody feels the need to talk about you, you must be pretty important.- my Great Grandfather
Never let anyone tell you high school is supposed to be fun. High school is to be endured. College is fun.- Stephenie Meyer(it's on her website)
What fools these mortals be- William Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream)
Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive.
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. - Edward Cullen
Do I dazzle you?- Edward Cullen
You are intoxicated by my very presence- Edward Cullen
Why don't you fetch a space heater or something?!- Edward Cullen
Watch me hunt. - Bella Swan
It's an off day when someone doesn't tell me how edible I smell- Bella Swan
Did you seriously just stomp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies!- Jacob Black
Here, have a dog!- Maximum Ride
You. Are. A. Fridge. With. Wings. We. Are. Freaking. Ballet. Dancers!- Fang
Who cares if it doesn't help us? I know- let's kill her! Melanie Stryder (The Host)
The best place to hide is in plain sight.
Guys aren't worth your tears.
Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?- Paris Hilton
Smile... it confuses people.
Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold back your tears and pretend like you're okay.
Parents spend the first part of our life teaching us to walk and talk, then the rest of lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that, children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies- Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I'm not stupid... I just don't know stuff- Girl On Beauty and the Geek(I don't watch the show, I saw it in a commercial.)
We fall for stupid boys, make dumb mistakes, like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But there is one thing us teenage girls are good at: Staying Strong
Kid: What did you do to your hair?!
Teacher: I didn't do anything to my hair.
Kid: Who did that to your hair?!
Teacher: The economy and deforestation.
Guys are like stars, there are millions out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
Love- a misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that causes the brain to weaken, eyes to sparkle, blood pressure to rise and cheeks to glow.
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Jeez Banana, shut your freaking gob, okay?- Juno
Polly was great in, uh, in chair.- Juno
Thanks a heap Coyote Ugly, this cactus stings more than your abandonment.-Juno
Me: You know Flyleaf is a Christian rock band, right? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Friend: Who's Christian?
You are such a dork! - A friend of mine... she screamed it. It was hilarious.
I think you just might be more obsessed with books than I am. - Same friend.
Me & Friend: Rap crap!
Friend: Hobo Jobros!
Me & Friend: Rap crap sucks!
Friend: Hobo Jobros suck!
Me: Do you like my friend? (Then I told him her name... But I'm not putting that up.)
Hot Guy: Who's that?
(This next one's from The City of Bones by Cassandra Clare)
Isabelle: Do you want any soup?
Isabelle: Do you think Hodge will want any soup?
Jace: No one wants any soup.
Simon: I want some soup.
Jace: No, you don't. You just want to sleep with Isabelle.
Simon: That is not true.
Isabelle: How flattering.
Someone came up to me and asked, "Are we still going to have recess?" I said, "No. We are in middle school, we don't have recess. We have young adult time."
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,
I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome!
Let's do it again!"
I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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Top 10 Reasons to Read
Geeks are smart, Geeks are cool, Geeks make up 70 percent of the universe's populace or at least this one. So Geeks overpower all the popular and rich people, anyway. if you are a geek and you're proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.
If you have slapped someone upside the head ( i always do that), copy this into your profile.
If you believe that chocolate and female mix perfertly, then copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it eveIf you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have taken a "which twilight character are you quiz" and have gotten the opposite sex, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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