Lexon von Zix
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Joined 04-12-08, id: 1550195, Profile Updated: 03-31-12
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach.

name: Lexon von zix

gender:...the name above indicate i'm a male, wich i am

age: why do you care?

location: oblivion vacation home

deviantart profile:http:///

favorite parings

girls for naruto

konan,fem haku, sakura, tayuya, kin, anko, hana, hinata, hinabi, tsume, yugao, tsunade, tenten, x-over girls, and some others

the only paring i think would be interesting yet strange would be narutoxfemzetsu... don't ask why


Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, oriaglorial, gothgirl-narutofan, xXToxicxLovestormXx, Gawdhawke

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

78 of all percentages are made up on the spot. If you are someone who does make up percentages, copy and paste this onto your profile. You should also put your name next to the last person to have "signed" it. Bahamut King of Dragons,Gawdhawke,

naruto demon link

http:///wiki/Demons

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32,gawdhawke,


after taking a inner dragon quiz i have discoverd that i'm a copper dragon. heres the description(from the site it self)

"Copper Dragon

In the war between good and evil, Copper Dragons take the side of the noble and good.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Copper Dragon as breathe from it's body.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

Dragon Description:

Copper Dragons make their homes on wooded hillsides, preferably close to a spring or river. They are fond of the Irish and typically speak with a soft Irish accent.

At birth, the Copper Dragon's body is covered in semi-reflective copper scales. As the dragon matures into it's young adult stages these scales become more polished and highly reflective.

As the dragon grows older and moves to the elder stages of life, it's scales begin to tarnish and mature into a bright greenish brown color. Copper dragons spend little time among humans, but can be often found among the elves and other magical folk.

This Dragons favorite elements are: Copper, Emeralds, and Laughter"

here is a link that should work:

http:///dragon/quiz.html


to those of you who bless me with your visits, please read this.

i love fan-fiction, there are some types that I don't really like, but i keep that to my self.

But alas, there are people who aren't kind and complain about the fic. i have come to know them as Flamers, and tho i don't yet have any fics of my own, i feel the pain.

many a great stores have been discontinued, i even seen a author break down and give up, i don't know whether he or she will pickup the pieces and continue, but it hurts me and others to see great stores ruined by those who are less considerate.

So any one who reads this and has flamed a story or other, please stop, it is not nice, and it hurts the author and it hurts us, the readers. Please be considerate and don't flam stores.

if you agree with what i said here, please copy and paste to your profile and add your name to show you care.

lexon von zix,

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc.) Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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The Fox and the Flute by Nightshade329 reviews
Tayuya survives her battle with Shikamaru and Temari. She is taken to Konoha for treatment and in exchange for protection from Orochimaru she supplies Konoha with info, and a certain blonde ninja shows her what it's like to care for another person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,682 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 8/21/2021 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Rebirth by RyoshiMorino reviews
In the wake of Third Impact, a choice it made. As Shinji struggles to right his wrongs, he will find that things that once were have now changed. All that he though he knew about the Angels, Seele, and his father will never be the same as the Third Child fights to protect all that he once held dear, and stop Third Impact at any cost. Undergoing revision as a separate Story.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,191 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] - Complete
The Wheel and the Butterfly A Dan X Pinkie Pie Saga by Justice4243 reviews
A former pink pony finds herself in a new, hostile world and a new friend who's perhaps even more hostile. A small, angry man finds himself with a new friend he didn't want. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them? Cover art used with permission from Technaro.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 191 - Words: 704,264 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Dan, Chris, Elise
Ice and Fire by AlSmash reviews
When Lelouch decided to stay in Britannia and become the Demon of Britannia, he did so to protect his sister. When Kallen assumed the mantle of Zero it was to avenge her family. And when the two meet on the battlefield that is Area 11, their struggles will culminate in a sweeping revolution that will consume the world. Book One of the Ice and Fire Trilogy
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 460,770 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Lelouch L., C.C., Kallen S. - Complete
Why Witches Cry: A Left 4 Dead Love Story by IlovetheWitch reviews
A lone survivor must find a way to escape Long Beach after it's been infected by a zombie virus. Being all by himself would normally be his doom, but he's about to find an ally in a very unexpected place.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Witch
Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy by Hollow Mashiro reviews
When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo enrolls as well to prepare for the Winter War, but chaos loves to follow him... Time travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,605 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Self Insert Evangelion by luckychaos reviews
A guy from the real world lands in NGE, but is less than happy about it. While desperately searching for a way back home, he worries that he might not survive a far more brutal Angel War than what he expected. The Angels are the least of his concerns, however, when he tries to change things for the better and realizes he's woefully out of his depth.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 83,060 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 6/10/2010
The New Noob Saibot by Dragoon Of Darkness reviews
Naruto is taken in and trained by Zub zero only he had to go back to the village once he had turned ten years ago. He wasn't going back as a shinobi but a warrior of the clan and he weren't be heading back to he village alone, he would be with ones he cared about deeply.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama, Tsume I.
We Who Are About to Die, Salute You! by Porter-Fuzz1218 reviews
Kidnapped! Taken at 18 by the Yautja for their perverse entertainment. I have become a gladiator for them. My only objective: survive. DISCLAIMER: Do not own AvP or anything that it entitles. I only own my characters. Rated due to Violence and Language
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - OC - Complete
Mayohiga Nights - Ran by taiyakisoba reviews
After an accident brings you to the magical land of Gensoukyou, you find yourself being nursed back to health by the Yakumo family, in particular the beautiful fox-youkai Ran. You soon realise you have feelings for her, but will you have the chance to act on them before you're sent back home to the Outside World?
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Chen, Ran Y., Reimu H., Yukari Y. - Complete
Twilight Prince by Perverted Demon reviews
As link is wandering in a forest he comes across an old graveyard disguised as a clearing, he reflects on a certain Twilight Princess. He falls asleep only to awaken as a Twili, come with me as we see him fighting for control of the Twilight Realm.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,049 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Link, Midna
Mass Vexations 3 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
We kicked the Collectors' asses. But now, we have the Reapers coming, threatening galactic extinction. Good thing we have the crew of the Normandy to try and stop it. And I'm in it to the end. Self-insert, sequel to MV2, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 603,088 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Reticence by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Post-Rebuild 3.33 - After narrowly avoiding Fourth Impact, Asuka is left to wander back to the last remnants of humanity on foot, dragging an unwilling Shinji and an unwitting Rei along with her. Shinji slowly comes to terms with Kaworu's death, Rei tries to understand what she used to be in her past life, and Asuka does whatever she can to stay alive for just another day.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,526 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S., Mari M. - Complete
The Doctor's Journey by Garion Faldor reviews
10!Doctor/Rose, post Bad Wolf. The Doctor and Rose find themselves swept up in a journey of exploration and discovery alongside a mysterious cloaked traveler who speaks in musical tones. Join them as they travel from the hottest desert to the snow-capped twin peak of Jenova to learn the secrets of the Mountain that calls to their latest companion.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Journey - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,892 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Without You by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto by mistake perform a bad Jutsu. Naruto awaken in a world that what if Naruto was never born? NarutoXKushinaXMikotoXTayuya Now Discontinue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,560 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Humanization by Durxa reviews
Under rewrite, not much point in reading this at the moment.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 158,700 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Big Sister
In the Name of the Father by The Wandering Bard reviews
Eleanor sets out on her own and encounters new friends and enemies on the surface. Her Father, Delta, went back to die in Rapture. Or did he? This is what I think happens after the neutral/redeem yourself ending of Bioshock 2. *Edited a bunch of past chapters for errors and additional content* Fairly AU time-wise & tech-wise.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,040 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Jack R., Eleanor L., Delta
Shades Of Grey by On Dark Wings reviews
Megatron's greatest failure was in the hands of the Autobots. Scorned and broken, Starscream vows to have his revenge while the Autobots begin to uncover a dark truth between the Decepticon Warlord and his Second-In-Command.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,905 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Arcee, Starscream
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 6,516 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Trapped In Metal by RECREATIONAL reviews
One Big Sister will find that the mighty Subject Delta has a soft side... /Chapter 7 will be up again shortly/
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Delta, Big Sister
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Prequel: The Other End of the Sword by SkywardDiamond reviews
The oftentimes humorous and bizarre events in Link's not-so-simple college life with Zelda, Pipit and Midna in Skyloft as a knight-in-training, two weeks before Zelda is taken to the surface by the Demon Lord. Leads up to Link's first meeting with Ghirahim. Story continues in Book One. T for mature themes/mild language/adult situations. *Rewriting*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,268 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Link, Midna
Fangirls by hakuse-kun reviews
Naruto stumbles upon a shop dedicated soley to him, and even more unexpectedly, girls who shop from it! NarutoXAwholelotofgirls, Warning: AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Of Sparklings and Seekers by MissCHSparkles reviews
Thundercracker and Skywarp have a problem. And the only one who can solve it is Arcee. Warning: Story about transformer reproduction but in a lighthearted way, not meant to be rape though some may view it as such. Warning slash and possible non-con. Special NEW YEAR CHAPTER NOW UP!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,003 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Arcee, Skywarp
Naruto: Rinnegan Jinchuriki by Kurama no Kyubi reviews
When Sasuke was cut down by Haku right in front of Naruto, said boy awakened a legandary power, the Rinnegan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,259 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
A Hollowed Existence by Phailen reviews
The night Kurosaki Ichigo encountered his first hollow was the night everything went bad for him. In the space of a few minutes he finds himself completely and utterly changed, left with only an eternal feeling of hunger.Arrancar!Ichigo.Dark Themes.Adopted by IchiFell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,132 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Apacci
Naruto the Overlord by Mr. NSFL reviews
"Through hatred, a ruler is born, through deception, an Overlord is born" NarutoxOverlord, Dark Evil Sadistic Manipulative Naruto, NaruHarem, Death, Lemons, OOC, AU, Sasuke and Kakashi Bashing. DISCONTINUED AND BEING RE-WRITTEN!
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,453 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Returning the Favor by Yonda reviews
Ichigo joins the Vaizards after an incident with one of his friends. What will happen to Ichigo when he starts training with the Vaizards? Ichigo K./Lisa Y. pairing. An extended summary can be found on my profile page.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 157,585 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Lisa Y.
Bleached Bone Mask by Akuma no Musuko reviews
Jonathan Hunt; Archaeologist, Historian, and the Wearer of the Hell Mask, a powerful bone mask that turns him into a hulking beast. When he arrives in Hueco Mundo against his will, will he join the ranks of the Espada or take them down? Possible OCx?
Crossover - Splatterhouse & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,704 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011
Naruto Muyo! by NeroSparda reviews
Ever wonder what would it have been like if Naruto was in Tenchi Masaki's shoes? Well here's a story where Yosho crashed along with Ryoko on his planet. Things will get interesting for our blond hero, don't you think? Narutox? probably a harem.
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,139 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Ryoko, Naruto U.
Accidental Outburst by IwaKitsune reviews
Accidents happen, there is simply no way to avoid them sometimes. But when the chosen hero can't keep in his frustration caused by that erratic day he does something he immediately regrets against his advisor. EDIT Jan. 8th 2016: Story revised and all chapters fixed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Link, Fi, Gondo - Complete
Sarcasm Still Valid by pirate kit reviews
You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,184 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
BioShock: Breach Birth by Darkendmind reviews
Set directly after BioShock 2's ending, Delta falls back to Rapture and gets trapped once again. this time, however, something has been awakened after more than a decade, it is not pleased...
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Delta, A. Sinclair
Andrew's Sister by InkNQuill reviews
Andrew adopts a Little Sister after waking up half drunk in Paupers Drop.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Andrew R., Little Sister
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [J. Garson, Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
The Life of the Legendaries by Zarrelion reviews
It seems the Legendaries have it easy: relax and watch over the Earth while living in the ultra-luxurious Hall of Origins. But one name threatens their idyllic life: Cyrus. Can the Legendaries and their Pokémon trainer allies take down this madman?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,992 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Arceus, Giratina
Kenpachi Kurosaki by King of the Fallen reviews
What would have happened if Ichigo accidentally killed Zaraki when they fought. This is what I think would have happened. IchiHime. Rated for violence, language, and future lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,944 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Fast Love by Coli Chibi reviews
Samus is tired of male Smashers flirting with her. But what happens when she meets one guy who sees past the pretty face and shows her how to have fun? How will she react. SonicxSamus. Rated T for perverts, violence, and some swearing. R&R!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,274 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Samus A., Sonic - Complete
Baby Con an Alternate Version by Fire Redhead reviews
This time Starscream is the victim of being Sparkling-ified.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,368 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Starscream, Sari S.
Mending the Breach by Solora Goldsun reviews
Despite her need for order, her name is synonymous with "broken". Could Rex be the one to finally heal her? Rex/Breach
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,954 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Breach, Rex S. - Complete
Deus ex Evangelion by ValikVicious reviews
Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Daddy's Little Girl by Twin Shadows reviews
When one of Kurotsuchi's experiments leaves Soifon a 4-year-old girl, she's sent to the Living World. And who do you think is in charge of her until she's better? Ichigo Kurosaki! Wait, what? Seriously?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
Puberty by RECREATIONAL reviews
When one hormonal, teenage, Big Sister gets attached to an Alpha Series only insanity can insue. Alpha SeriesxBig Sister
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Big Sister, Big Daddy
SplatterHouse Ninja by E. Wojo reviews
First crossever of these two. Read prologue inside to understand. Contains spoilers for new Splatterhouse game
Crossover - Naruto & Splatterhouse - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Naruto U.
God of War: What If by J.Steele reviews
This is kind of a one-shot, what-if fan fiction about IF Kratos spared Hera's life. This dramatically changes things, and uncovers something that could potentially change the way the entire story is seen. Or does it? Find out inside!
God of War - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2010
A Woman Behind These Clothes by Defiant Vixen reviews
After concealing her true gender for years, Juushiro Ukitake thought she had the art of hiding mastered...but then Ichigo, in all his brash glory, happened to stumble across her secret...while she was in the bath! ::female!Ukitake::
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,291 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - J. Ukitake, Ichigo K.
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
For the Love of Ichigo by Perfect Beauty reviews
What happens when a certain idiot father decides to place an ad to find a wife for his son? Absolute chaos.Can Ichigo deal with the pressure of being Soul Society newest hot commodity? Find out...Read and Review...Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Isshin K.
Metroid Legacies by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
This story is a musing upon the identity of Naruto's mother. Naruto had nothing to his name. However, family on his mother's side intend to change that. The hatchling's hatchling will revive the Chozo!
Crossover - Metroid & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Naruto U.
Return of the kuchiki clan by piercing kage kitsune reviews
Naruto is the last of the Kuchiki clan who are descendants of Kyuubi. On his fifth birthday he awakens his bloodline while being attacked by a mob.Now he must stop his uncle from conquering the world. NarutoxMokaxMizore from Rvp.No other girls bleachxover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,357 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Resolve by King of the Fallen reviews
What would happen if a voice spoke to Shinji and strengthened his resolve. Would he be able to change Rei enough for her to accept her feelings? Will he have the courage to admit his own to her. ShinjixRei. Rated for future lemons, language, and violence.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,501 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Steam and Sweat by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
After winning gold-class passes to the most luxurious hot-springs in Konoha, Naruto now has to decide who he wants to bring with him? What misadventures and romance will happen when he decides to invite Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Ten-Ten! HAREM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,067 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Garson, U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Guyver Meets Witchblade by gunman reviews
A field trip to Kikakushi Village results in Shinji becoming a bio-booster armored hero, and Rei becoming a demon-gauntlet possessed warrior. Based on manga and fanfic writings.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Its not much of a Reach by Vampirehotsho reviews
Reach story that is Rex X Breach Inspired by sexual inuendo pointed out by Blazimaniac i am completely serious
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Rex S., Breach
Everything is Fine by thebrokencradle reviews
The Decepticons have suffered at the hands of Autobot Tyranny. Can Optimus and his old team help them earn their freedom?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Optimus Prime, Shockwave
Strawberry Medicine by Freshman19 reviews
It's post war and Aizen is defeated and the kings key destroyed. Ichigo thought his life would return back to that of a normal 15 year old high school student, but he should have known better.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,938 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ichigo K., R. Unohana - Complete
Rukia by MarieRock reviews
AU: Rukia is an infamous name at Karakura High. It resembles strong faith, weird behavior, and hidden powers and fear. Based on Stephen King's novel Carrie. Full summary inside. IchiXRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,865 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Ben 10 to Vampire by Ten-Faced Paladin reviews
Ben Tennyson is called to the monster school known as Youkai Academy. What will he see there? Who will he meet? Even more pressing, just what was he getting himself into now?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,511 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008
The second seal by Rorac The Dragon Knight reviews
The night the fox was sealed Naruto wasn't the only one given a burden. see his life if he was not so alone. AU Naruto x Ino eventually. First fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
So Much More by Siranzan Prower - the Bard reviews
A Little Sister all alone in Rapture. Mister B has abandoned her and her special needle is gone. Even after a run-in with some Splicers, she had yet to realize her uniqueness, or what she was created to be. So much more then just one of Tenenbaum's demon.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Little Sister
The War Has Only Just Begun by Beloved Contender Bratslav reviews
new here and I suck at summaries but this is about Ichigo becoming a Captain along with Renji, Shuhei, and Ikkaku facing off against an old enemy. IchiSoi. Orihime act lovey dovey to him, and Nel will act like a daughter as kid and tease him in adult mode
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
Arrancars in School by Beloved Contender Bratslav reviews
Halibel sees Ichigo turn into a hollow when Nnoitra blasts a hole in his chest and now calls him sama? read as Ichigo tries to go to school as Halibel and her fracción suddenly start calling him sama, oh the comedy that will ensue, IchiHal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
A Song for our Sorrows by Zanaso Clramm reviews
a Naruto fic, Tayuya after being left for dead is found, is taken in and cared for to bring her strength back, however the entire time past memories float, or rather crash back to the surface causing a change to happen in the red-headed girl...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Tayuya, Naruto U.
Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Illusions and Deceptions by Agni reviews
.Rewrite of Lifetime of Illusions. Izayoi used an illusion to disguise that which she wished to protect. Both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha discover secrets that would affect their relationship in ways that they had never imagined. Sess.FemInu.AU.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru
A Collection of Naruto Oneshots by xxToxicxLovestormxx reviews
SamiDarlings's fic request: When one truly dwells upon it, is art eternal, or is it instantaneous? Can it only be one or other? And this is the dilemma that will bother our dear Sasori for the rest of his days. Rated K :Still taking requests.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Naruto's Perverted Adventures by Right Hand Of Jashin reviews
What would happen if Jiraiya trained Naruto properly? What if Naruto became a pervert too? WARNING - Contains lemons... Powerful/Perverted Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,215 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Samui
Here to Protect You: The White Darkness by bob115 reviews
WARNING Contains Spoilers Do Not Continue Reading Summary If You Haven't Read The Mangas Up To 315 or watched the anime up to 203. This is what happens if Ichigo stays in Hueco Mundo with Nel after the captains arrive. Please read rest of summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,253 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel
The Kingdom of Camelot by Luminous Blane reviews
Post Black Knight, Sonic finds he can't return home, at least not yet. Stuck in this world, he must take his rightful place in it, along side the knights of the round table. COMPLETE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,369 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Sonic, Sir Pericival - Complete
El Hueco Diablo by Mark the Author reviews
Who would have thought that the cursed seal powered chidori could tear through one's soul? To bad Naruto found this out the hard way! Now if only that hole wasn't shaped oh so well, maybe then Naruto wouldn't be a hollow!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U.
kitsunevampire by doctor41 reviews
What if Naruto wasn't a ninja, but the last member of the Kitsune royal family, with his grandfather sealed within him. He had never left the kitsune relm until he found out he had to go to Youkai Academy. NarutoXHarem rated for safety
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Four Masks One Hollow by ShadowDragonAmor reviews
Naruto dies after the Kyuubi is extracted, however his death leads to the birth of a hollow only heard of in legend. Also what's with Konan as a Shinigami?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,942 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Konan
Naruto Uzumai's Moonwalker by Mr. NSFL reviews
After discovering a room filled with MJ memorabilia and a tape from his father, Naruto decides to take up the mantle of King of Pop to honor Michael. NaruSaku, Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Love? by SlayTheLiving reviews
So I am sick? How do you treat this 'Love'" rated M for later chapters. NemuXIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Nemu K., Ichigo K.
Pyramid Heart by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto is killed by a Thug within the village, during a dark night a strange Visitor came into town with the cold dead white mist, The stranger kills the man and offer Naruto a new life, in Silent Hill NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunami
Uzumaki of Hellsing by Zaara the black reviews
Naruto/Hellsing Crossover. Years have passed and Now it's time for the Hellsing Family to return to this new world and defend it, but with a new Head. Naruto Uzumaki Hellsing. NarutoxHeram.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,554 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune
Demon in Amity Park by Mass Writer reviews
Naruto's friends are dead and the hidden villages are destroyed. Naruto has nothing left and is about to end it all but a old friend comes back to help the blonde ninja out, by letting him start anew. Naruto/Danny Phantom crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,870 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Jazz F.
Shinobi Saying Rule 25 by Hollowjz reviews
Naruto is born only to be taken in by a 15 year old Hatake Kakashi. He would make sure that Naruto could live a normal life. Or could he? Naruto's Will shall be pushed and shattered at a young age. ANBU/ROOT. Bloodline. Harem. New fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Web of Shadows by Master XIII reviews
As a boy, Naruto finds a sword that changes his future. fter VOTE he joins the village of theforsaken, run by the reaming of Akatsuki. now, after winning the exams inleaf, kyubi sends them to another world. multi cross. NaruHarem. main crosses are KHandDM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Akatsuki Sound by The Magical Taco reviews
Naruto is betrayed and blinded at the VOTE. He joins Akatsuki along with a foul mouthed girl from Sound.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,597 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Legend of Zelda: Harp of the Twilight by Peaches732 reviews
A old tale, passed on for generations, tells of the legendary Hero of Time. After Link's journey in TP, he returns home. But as a new evil threatens Hyrule, Link must discover pieces of the past to overcome the power of Shadow. Rated to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Link, Midna
Staying the Night by Grinja reviews
What if early in the Arrancar arc Rangiku didn't stay at Orihime's? What if instead she showed up late at night to Ichigo's house with a bottle of Sake? No longer a 1 shot! Ichiku or Kuromoto, Ichigo x Rangiku. Rated M for strong sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,653 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto
My Stalker by Space Odin reviews
Ichigo is stalked by Nemu. Nemu is ordered to bring samples from him back to Mayuri. Rated M for later content. REVIEW PLZ
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ichigo K., Nemu K.
Sword of the King and Queen by Forggotenwriter reviews
A Naruto/Witchblade crossover. Read and let me know what you think or something. I'll ignore people argueing my pairing and stuff so don't complain about them.
Crossover - Naruto & Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,589 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Power and Cost of Fusion by Xaden reviews
Come on Sasuke it's the only way to beat him. " " How do i know this will work?" " we don't but if we don't do something Kakashi and Sakura are dead" Hn let's do this then. They bring their swords together Forbidden art Fusion!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
My Shattered Faith by Glasshearted Amy reviews
Naruto rescuing Tayuya from the battle between Temari, has edged himself more and more into her life. How will she affect his life in return when she becomes one of his precious people? And what will Naruto do to protect her at all costs? Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tayuya, Naruto U.
Rebirth in Death by PlatypusAssassin reviews
Overcome with feelings of betrayal over the event of his death, Naruto gives into his anger and transforms into a creature of nightmares. AU Bleach x over, Hollow Naruto, strong, smart, dark Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 221 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Anti Naruto enviroment number 1 by GearsofAwesomeness reviews
DISCONTINUED. take it if you want. Naruto's previous school, Konohana Acadamy for Boys, is being head by a new principle. Tsunade dosn't like it and decides to transer him to a new school.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Smashing with the Bros by Dr-Fudgy reviews
When the final days of the Super Smash Bros. Complex has come, Master Hand invites almost EVERYONE to the Finale. Almost all the veteran Smashers are back, plus, some unexpected newbies...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Link, Samus A.
The Last 3 Airbenders by Mizore53 reviews
Naruto Avatar x-over, Naruto and Tayuya are transported to the avatar world and fall in love, full summary inside Narutayu, Kataang, others undecided. Formerly under Kisame53, but since people liked it so much, I made a new years resolution to continue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Demonic Love Under the Blood Moon by KsNandS reviews
Legend holds, that the 'Blood Moon' can change a person. For Naruto, he's going to have an odd birthday. Sakura, now realizes her feelings. But, Naruto's under the influence by the Blood Moon! What will happen? AU. 5 chap. One-shot! This is DmnNaruxSaku!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 115,594 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shi no Tenshi by Delions reviews
During and after the Battle on the bridge in Nami no Kuni, Naruto learns more than just how to cope with death. With Kubikiri Houcho and a dead man’s blessing watch as he rises to the top as a shield to his allies and a sword to his enemies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Naruto U.
I do: a NaruIno fan Fic chapters 1 to 3 by Talieon reviews
It is time for Naruto to go back to the land of waves, but this time it's Ino and Neji that come with him and Kakashi. But what happens when Naruto starts having feeling s for Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Nobi! by bunji the wolf reviews
What if, Kushina live and never left the village, but what if Naruto was kidnap as a baby. But he was save by a Madar-I mean TOBI! NarutoXKonanXKushina and some TobiXKonanXKushina moments also!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Konan
Unusual Love by AyameAyano reviews
Tayuya's Body had been recovered for Information about Orochimaru. Tayuya Ends up in the hospital in a room wth Naruto, Tayuya Gets locked away fro a while and finds a good bond between naruto, as the bond gets stronger so does Tayuya's Love for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Brothers of the Sharingan by ChildAtHart reviews
And the first new chapter is out! I had a case of writer's blcok for chapter two and figured you had waited long enough. Summary to be edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,943 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Pure pandemonium by hadouken5 reviews
Akatsuki and Orochimaru attack Konoha together. Just when things seem hopeless, a hero reappears. What happens afterwards? Pure pandemonium. Naruto/Ino/MassiveHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,455 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto is pissed by PYRO THE FIREGOD reviews
a Naruto and W.I.T.C.H. crossover
Crossover - Naruto & W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Naruto U., Will V.
Sugar daddy by souleater1234567 reviews
Finally i will have my revenge with the help of him my trump card Naruto Uzumaki. narutayu dark/crazy/addicted naruto oh yes konoha will burn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
kitsune crazyness by crazed zombie reviews
i decided to screw with everything in the naruto universe narutos naruto but gaaras a girl. femgaaraXnaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Building My Home With You by Sulla of Rome reviews
At Eighteen, Ino's life was falling apart, when the last person she ever thought would help her came to the rescue. Can one rebuild what was lost, or are they doomed to be lonely forever. Naruto/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,103 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
Rebirth by Chibi-Reaper reviews
AU. Sasuke drowns naruto in the river at the valley of the end and gains the coveted Mangekyou Sharingan. But when Kakashi arrives... Puppet!Naru, OOC!Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 283 - Published: 5/9/2008
D GreyMan Naruto by Sean The Silver Flame reviews
We all make mistakes and to them a price must be paid. This is what Naruto found out ten years ago. Now an exorcist for the Black Religious Organization he must now come and pay for these sins. Semi-Dark Naruto, NaruSaku, Lemons, D.Grey-ManxNaruto crossov
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto's Transformation! by KsNandS reviews
Sakura was excited! Today was the day Naruto was coming back from his 5 year training! But, something's wrong about him. What happens when Naruto attacks his own teacher and is made into a mating machine by Kyuubi? What will happen to Sakura? oneshot.AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Last Nobody by bunji the wolf reviews
Xemnas plain one final stage before he dies Finally had a beta. NarutoXHearm NarutoXKingdom Hearts
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Naruto U., Kin T.
pity from the white origami by actionliker reviews
Konan the blue haired female of Akatsuki, was assigned to capture Uzumaki Naruto, and soon having an interest in him. little that she'll know, she accidently spent a night of passion with him. 4 or more chapters MAlemon, before team 7 was made!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Konan, Naruto U.
2 Selves, 2 Worlds by japjord713 reviews
Naruto finds out he has siblings. One of which is our favorite 2tailed fox. NarutoSonic Xover. NaruHina TailsCream TailsChaoChease maybe SasuSaku Tell me in a review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,444 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 3,918 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
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Hollowed
Your standard 55 Fiction I made back in 2011, written in the perspective of a dead soul that turns into a hollow. Disclaimer; I don't own bleach.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
The Undiying Rage reviews
Due to curtain 'circumstances,' a different Xander Shade sent to japan to live with his uncle in Karakura japan, soon after i get sweated up in the world of shinigami with mu cousin Ichigo. name-insert from A change of circumstance. Pseudo-crossover with Asura's wrath. m for safety.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Suì-Fēng
A change of circumstance reviews
first fic. self-insert with a twist. I died and was eaten by a hollow. two problems;1 i can't remember anything before i died, and 2 I'm now the hollow that ate me. M for swears and safety. RnR
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Luppi