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Joined 01-15-02, id: 155056, Profile Updated: 09-12-09
Author has written 7 stories for Farscape, Harry Potter, and Phantom of the Opera.

9.13.09 - Greetings, world. I come bearing news. Mainly, that "Corvus et Serpensia" is slated to undergo massive re-writing in order to bring it more in line with canon and to iron out the spots I'm less than happy with. It'll probably end up with a new title, too, but I expect that will come much, much later. Joining me in a similar endeavor is Sevvy Snape with his fic "Irony of Living," so keep an eye on him, too. Our two fics are basically two sides to the same story.

That's pretty much it, really. If Potterfic isn't your thing, might I direct your attention to my original fiction, or perhaps my artwork? Or perhaps sporking a la my PPC stuff is more your style?

Remember, constructive criticism is always appreciated.

~Neshomeh

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A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, Luthien T.
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Irony Of Living revisisted by Sevvy Snape reviews
I've re-thought everything with Irony of Living and it is being re-written, with changed details and things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Severus S.
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Alchemists' Fanfiction Academy by Amaterasoe reviews
The AFA: baffled (and sometimes angry) canon characters, a very persuasive non-canon staff and not-so-chibi-minis. Uh-oh. What will become of the students? [OFU authorized by Miss Cam]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Summon the Lambs to Slaughter by La Guera reviews
When a bizarre transfer student comes to Hogwarts, Snape pushes her to the breaking point. But when he's accused of a crime he never committed, she is the only one who can prove his innocence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 445,960 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 9/2/2002
Ride the Lightning by SabaceanBabe reviews
For a moment, a split second in time, Kara couldn’t breathe. xxx Crais had pronounced his final words to Scorpius – indeed to every soul aboard the command carrier that had once been his.
Crossover - Farscape & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2006 - K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
The Patron of the Opera by Mereidia reviews
UPDATED: Ch 15 Part I Erik watches as passionate love story unfolds behind the scenes at the Opera in 1880. Surprisingly, witnessing one couple's tragedy gives him the courage to pursue Christine in the future months.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,560 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 8/15/2004
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Bounty on a Bunny by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
Fed up with the Looney Tunes, Daffy Duck is looking into other universes to find a worthy foe for Bugs Bunny. What's a rabbit to do?
Crossover - X-overs & Looney Tunes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Trust Not Yet Ye Be Trusted by Armelle-Madeline reviews
Harry's sixth year, Voldemort's followers rising, a new DADA professor, two more years of Snape, and a new girl. Pretty normal, really
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Harry P.
Terror Incognito by Ktrenal reviews
There's an evil force in the Shinra Building, a plague of beings known as 'Mary-Sues'; perfect, beautiful beings that conceal a deadly secret. Can Reno and Hojo work together to defeat the menace, before the Mary-Sues take over the entire world?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2004
Irony of Living by Sevvy Snape reviews
Severus Snape in schooling years. Story based on role plays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,761 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Severus S.
Wings by Claudia3 reviews
COMPLETE Severus and Hermione search for an antidote that will save Severus' life and thwart Voldemort's attempt at rising to power once again. Of course, innocents get drawn in. Featuring many characters, OFCs included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,533 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
501 The Fearing Mind by MikePilotsChamber reviews
Update 160204! Chapters 1-14 now up! First in my virtual season 5, PG13 just in case. Are John and Aeryn dead? Why did the alien creature blast them? And who will be left alive at the end of it all?
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,755 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003
Just Call Me Mary Sue by Andy Longwood reviews
A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003
Silly Songs With Erik by PhantomSiren reviews
The POTO characters perform songs from the Veggie Tales show. Please R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 11/26/2003
On A Crooked Path by Adele Elisabeth reviews
Voldemort's rising rapidly. The Daily Prophet has taken to posting a death toll on the front page. Once again, we come to Hogwarts, and witness the events of the sixth year - and the beginning of a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2003 - Published: 8/18/2002
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
Forgive and Forget by waiting4morning reviews
Severus Snape awakes in a Muggle hospital with no memory of how he got there or who he is. Hunting desperately to regain his shrouded past, Snape discovers that he himself is being hunted… Author's note added
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Triumvirate by Scribe reviews
COMPLETE - The one who made it. The one who unmade it and the one who was unmade because of it. With these prophetic words, Aaron discovers that darkness did not die with Malcolm and his plans for global chaos is still alive. Sequel to The Patient.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,122 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Gandalf, Legolas - Complete
Something of a Soothsayer by GreyLadyBast reviews
Can a self-insert be believable, well-written, respectful of canon, self-aware, entertaining and NOT a parody? I don't know, but this is my attempt to find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2003
On The Wall by Sparrowinsky reviews
Movie-inspired, but completely book-canon. The thoughts of a Rohirrim warrior at Helm's Deep. (01/17- Slightly rewritten. Just fixed it up a little. No big changes at all.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2003
The ElfieBoys and Their BIG Egos by Newmoon reviews
*COMPLETE!!* Y'know what? The only thing I don't like about writing fics is that they always have to come to an end at some point. Like this one. I can't believe it's over!! (sobs) R+R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,393 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
Marygoldina's semiAmazing misAdventures by Rhikat reviews
A typical Mary Sue is being sent to Middle Earth when Iluvatar interferes and sends her to *Lower* Middle Earth instead. Based on Bored of the Rings. *updated*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 9/23/2002
Jarod in the Middle by Star Spangled Lady reviews
A Pretender/Malcolm in the Middle Crossover! Don't ask why. Don't ask how. Just read it!
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 3/15/2001
Song from a Shadow by waiting4morning reviews
**FINISHED!** It is 1997... Christine is entering her last year of high school without parents, without friends, and without hope... until she meets Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/6/2000 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
PPC - Tales from Despatch by Meg Thornton reviews
Another PPC spinoff, this time in the Department of Transdimensional Snatching...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Corvus: Flash Forward reviews
A scene that should belong to "Corvus et Serpensia," if I ever get that far. It's set in the middle of Severus' last year at school, when the refuse really hits the rotary blades.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Corvus et Serpensia reviews
The dark is rising, tainting life, friendship, and love as it spreads to Hogwarts. This story concerns Severus Snape and the first rise of Voldemort. It is an intermediate draft, so constructive criticism is greatly appreciated. In progress: 12 of ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Severus S., OC
A Turn of the Wheel reviews
The war is over, but not forgotten. John and Aeryn talk about their next step. This is set some indefinite time after "PK Wars" and CONTAINS SPOILERS. As always, reviews are greatly appreciated.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Premier Noel reviews
Two friends endeavor to make Erik's first real Christmas the best one ever. The rest is up to him. Finished.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Erik - Complete
Full Circle reviews
Pilot and Moya say goodbye to an old friend. This is the sequel to the alternate ending of my other Farscape fic, "It's the Thought that Counts." It stands alone, but will make more sense if you read ItTtC first.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Complete
Linquens Lucem reviews
Severus Snape gets a reminder that he is good at heart even as he leaves to join the Death Eaters. NOT related to "Corvus et Serpensia." This is a finished piece, but thanks to those who wanted more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Severus S., OC - Complete
It's the Thought that Counts reviews
Pilot falls ill and there's a renegade loose on Moya. Whatever shall the crew do? Finished.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
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