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Joined 04-13-08, id: 1550635, Profile Updated: 08-21-18
Author has written 15 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Prison Break, Harry Potter, Dresden Files, Suits, Supernatural, and Dishonored.

I write mostly for my own enjoyment, I'm terrible at responding to reviews learning to be better (but still mostly terrible) at responding to reviews, and I can be found at silvercookiedust.tumblr.com.

My fic For the Price of a Soul has its own tumblr page: forthepriceofasoul.tumblr.com

If you want to read the original version of FPS (though I honestly don't recommend it; there's a reason I rewrote), visit the FPS tumblr and add this to the end of the url: /post/174223949698/

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The Bodacious Blessing of the Fairy GodRossi by DeejayMil reviews
All Hotch wants to do is get some goddamn sleep, but there's an argument breaking out about whether or not motorbikes belong in feudal England, and there aren't enough corners in the room to put every one of his team in their well deserved time-outs. Fairy-tales are going on the list of 'nice things we aren't allowed to have'. [Part 3 of the Criminal Minds Alphabet Crossover]
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Complete
The Millicent Bulstrode Guide to Being 'Good' by MaryRoyale reviews
Running a successful public relations company is never easy, but when all of your clients are Slytherins then it's like herding recalcitrant dragons. Still, there are worse things a person could do for a living... right? Millie-centric. Non-canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Millicent B., Draco M., Blaise Z., Pansy P. - Complete
A Long Way to Fall by prospectkiss reviews
After a one-night stand, a stalker becomes obsessed with Edgeworth and begins wreaking havoc on his life. Phoenix tries to help and support him through the ordeal. But things soon get out of hand: Edgeworth is forced into hiding, the FBI is called in, and someone's life is in very real danger. Amidst the turmoil, Phoenix and Edgeworth try to cope with their feelings for each other.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,634 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] OC - Complete
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 741 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Remember Me by Reinamy reviews
Thomas Haliburton wrote, "Hope is a pleasant acquaintance, but an unsafe friend." [Under Revision]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Oceans in Hand reviews
There’s a tall man sitting a little ways down the bar though, mind you, Harry’s still got a couple of inches on him. He’s got a long coat himself. Dresden Files bookverse and post!Torchwood. Harry/Jack, oneshot. Spoilers for Turn Coat.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Battle of Brimstone Hill by Arquenniel reviews
“We've each left our mark...on the other.” Captain Sparrow has just been cruelly branded by Cutler Beckett. He must make a daring escape. But Fate loves playing tricks on our beloved swashbuckler and she is about to do her very worst...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,738 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 378 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dementia by SoWrightSoWrong reviews
Alzheimer's is a progressive and fatal brain disease that has no cure. Phoenix/Edgeworth, written for the kink meme.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 7,170 - Follows: 849 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Handcuffs and a Hotel Room by tpel reviews
Agent Lang's point of view. What if things had gone a little differently, starting the night before Alex Mahone's hearing? Despite the title, it's not THAT kind of story!
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
For the Children by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya’s rude awakening.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 302 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Fizz by Kiki Cabou reviews
Harry has issues. Fortunately, he also has friends. A Sixth Year story. Major spoilers for OOTP, GOF. This story is now COMPLETE. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,797 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by AbstractConcept reviews
Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Gryffindor Tried and True by Meercat reviews
[COMPLETE] Voldemort discovers Snape's role as a spy. Harry is dying. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom to the rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,339 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 372 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard... ( A/N: I started writing this story over 15 years ago now when I was in high school. Yes, it has errors & plot holes. No, I am not fixing them in this version. )
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5268 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Somnio Salvus by Invisibabe reviews
Year six at Hogwarts, and Draco finds a way to spy on Harry's deepest fears. But will he use this knowledge to gain power over Harry, or to change his own destiny?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,234 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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For the Price of a Soul reviews
After selling his soul to a demon for incredible power at the tips of his fingers, Harry flees Privet Drive to spend his next few years on the streets of London, hidden magically as well as physically. When he finally enrols at Hogwarts, only a handful of people know who he truly is, but obscurity doesn't keep him from trouble and power doesn't make for experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 307,564 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 6/1 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S., OC
Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November reviews
This wasn't making love, this was just sex. Not even the hot, exciting kind of sex he'd heard about other people having. They were just two people banging their bodies together in drizzling rain in a bunch of trees that hardly qualified as a wood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Butterfly Wings reviews
Lily Potter made a mistake nine months before Harry was born: Severus Snape, not her husband, was Harry's father. The ripple effect of this reaches far: Snape dies young, Harry calls vampires family, and Lucius Malfoy seeks to destroy Voldemort. But one thing remains the same – the inevitability of death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 336,421 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 2/2/2016 - [Harry P., Theodore N.] OC - Complete
Ten People Daud Kisses for the First Time
Ten kisses, ten drabbles, 1,000 words.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Daud - Complete
The Moose reviews
A short mafia AU in which mob-boss Castiel and his lieutenant Sam "The Moose" Winchester interrogate the lieutenant of rival mob-boss Crowley.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
What I Deserve reviews
Mike has a tendency towards poor decision making where interpersonal relationships are concerned.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Pet Me, Damnit! reviews
Harry started life as a dog and ended up belonging to Gentlemen Johnny Marcone. But after the events of Fool Moon, Harry's human... at least physically.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2013 - H. Dresden, J. Marcone - Complete
Control reviews
Harry Dresden self-harms. His friends find out.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - H. Dresden - Complete
Grab the Cup! reviews
Or "What Would have Happened if Harry or Cedric had a Brain in Their Heads". An alternate ending to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but with no less tragedy. Rated T for themes of death and a really ugly Voldemort-baby-thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Buttons reviews
Michael finds Alex sleeping in the tunnel and pokes him.
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - A. Mahone, Michael S. - Complete
Names reviews
Pam Mahone thinks about her ex-husband and why she kept his name.
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
I'm Joining the Order reviews
Draco expresses his wish to join the Order of the Phoenix. Lucius isn't impressed. [All dialogue.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
What She Wants To Hear reviews
C-Note tells Dede where that "Get Well" teddy bear came from
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - C-Note - Complete
Bite Me reviews
Spike gets another human visitor, but this one’s much different to the last. And Buffy turns up to help out.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
A Bad Day reviews
Spike should learn to shut the door to his crypt.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Spike