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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

I would like to start out saying that i am a twilightoholic like many others...if you havent read the book yet, READ IT! For those of you that have, you understand what I'm going through. I am only 13, so I am just starting off writing!

I ALSO LOVED THE TWILIGHT MOVIE AND CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEW MOON COMES OUT!!

Favorite Movies

-Stick It, The Notebook, HSM!!(lol i can't help it...i love my corny movies), Twilight!, -Sleeping Beauty, The Devil Wears Prada, Next, Minoraty Report (?), Bring It On, Mean Girls, Sweeny Todd, And a lot more...

Favorite Books

Twilight Series, Harry Potter, The Clique Series, The Catcher and the Rye, Jane Ayre, The Host, The Hunger Games, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras, Dream Factory, 13 Reasons Why, and Many MANY more...but i can't think of them right now

Favorite TV Shows

Secret Life of the American Teenager, Heros, Smallville, Degrassi

Favorite Artists/Bands

Fall Out Boy!, Matchbox 20, Maroon 5, Pitbull, Flo Rida, Girlicous PCD (pussy cat dolls), Pink, Beatles, Hey Monday, Paramore, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift

Karaoke Night:

Chapter 2

Alice's Pants:

Alice's Top:

Alice's Shoes:

Lights Camera Action

Chapter 1

Bella's Dress:

Bella's shoes:

Bella's dog (Jake): 1.)

2.)

Pick Your Poison Er Coffee

Chapter 4

Bella's Shirt:

Bella's Jacket:

Bella's Shoes:

Bella's Pants:

Quick Sand

Chapter 3

Bella's Uniform (Imagine the V-cut not so deep): http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1192/1181564095_7ec32711eb.jpg

Bella's Shoes (Pretend they don't say Dior):

Alice's Car:

Cayley: (Imagine her a bit younger with darker hair)

or (with blonde hair and blue eyes)

Chapter 7

Bella's dress:

Rosalie's dress:

Alice's dress:

Bella's shoes: (This link is insanely long) http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.exoticexcess.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/manolo-blahnik-putziba.jpg&imgrefurl=

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My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murrdered me.

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This was really funny...You gotta list your favorite Twilight characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed.

1)Bella

2)Emmett

3)Alice

4)Carlisle

5) Renee

6) Rosalie

7) Jasper

8) Edward

9) Charlie

10) Nessie

11) Mike

12) Jacob

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

HAH! Only if they're insulting each other.

2) Do you think Four is hot?

Duh...are'nt all the Cullens?

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Umm Bella would die from shock

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A couple

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Definately. They were made for each other

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine: Weird because they're divorced, but Five/Ten would be creepier

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hide in a corner from all of the disturbing emotions

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Alice goes through credit cards like fat people go through donuts. What happens when she meets her match...Reneesme?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Definately...in fact I've written some.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Overwhelming

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Eww father/daughter...don't even go there.

12) Know of anyone who writes about or draws Eleven?

Ummm probably

13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

NO!

14) What might ten say at a moment of great passion?

OMG jake we have to be quieter so Edward doesn't hear!

15) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?

U-G-L-Y (Emmett singing it to Mike)

16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Things might just get awkward...

17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hmmm idk...your biceps are huge?

18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

gosh darnit! I wanted Edward.

19) How emo is Seven?

Not very...but some think he is.

20) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title.

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Bring It On by Lost in Believing reviews
Co-Written with xForeverDazzledx. Three girls are off for the summer of their lives. Camping with everyone in their class. But things get hectic when the guys of the school are there to take over. These friends are ready to take revenge. E&B J&A E&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20101 - Favs: 11,727 - Follows: 6,913 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11406 - Favs: 11,079 - Follows: 5,792 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nocturnal Admissions by OQPSV reviews
After yet another fight at Cullen Erections and Demolition, Carlisle is fed up and sends his employees on a team building retreat. What kind of juicy fantasies will be revealed by all in the wee small hours of the morning? May contain slash and smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009
Diamond in the Rough Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella, living in Alaska, is now 11 years old and a happy, normal kid. When her family decides to enrol her in mainstream school, how will she deal with the horrors of the sixth grade classroom, and three nasty classmates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
Never Forget by MoonlightxParasite reviews
SEQUEL TO "HER DEADLY PAST" Chapter 4 give you an idea of what Mira went through. Very sad really...SUMMARY INSIDE! Rating has changed to M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,936 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
The Myspace Showdown by inmybubble reviews
jasper, edward, and emmett are left at home for a weekend. what happens when the three best looking guys get myspaces. NOT A ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
The Truth about the Twilight Saga by Jennifer Faith reviews
You want the truth? I don't know if you Twilight lovers can handle the truth. My stupid Aunt Stephenie did not think of that "magical" story because of a dream, but because of me confiding in her about my pain... Full summary inside! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4238 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
A Midsummer's Transformation by The Pink Panda17 reviews
In the mythical world, word gets out of Bella and Edward's engagement and the Cullens receive a visit from a fairy. When you insult a fairy, she puts a spell on you. What happens when Edward has not only offended a fairy, but the Queen of the Fairies?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Edwards Wish by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Edward has thought countless times, “What is Bella thinking?” What will happen when he is finally granted his wish. And how can the impossible happen? What’s wrong with Bella? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,203 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Love Will Last by twilightlover367 reviews
Bella was enjoying her 23rd birthday, and Edward Cullen, her boyfriend had just proposed to her. Bella dies because a drunk driver speeding hit her. Edward is devastated but he gets a visit by a ghost of the woman that he still loves. Why is she here?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/13/2008
Forbidden Slumber by MoonlightxParasite reviews
Sequel to "The Other Swan Girl." DON'T WORRY you don't have to read the first story. I'll explain things as the story goes on. SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,272 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Rhythm of the Rain by DamageCtrl reviews
Rebuilding a nation requires sacrifices. Knowing that the Fire Nation would never accept a Waterbender as it's Lord's wife, Katara removes herself from her fledgling romance with Zuko and encourages him to find greatness with Fire Nation noble Mai. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,513 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
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Quicksand reviews
“The situation reminded me of quicksand. With every step or move I took, I just ended up deeper. There was no way out. I was stuck.” Bella and Edward are opposites. When the two meet at Cullen Academy of Education what may happen? Full Summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,567 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Pick Your Poison Er Coffee reviews
Isabella Swan just moved to New York City and she works at Starbucks. One day she looses her job, so whats a girl to do in NYC jobless? Find a job, no matter what... AH R&R! Chapter 5 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lights, Camera, Action reviews
The beautiful Bella Swan lives a life of luxery in Hollywood. She gets cast as the leading role in a new movie, but thinks her co-star is a jerk. Will the spotlight bring out the best in them or will they pick a fight before the director calls cut? R&R, A
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Birthday Bash reviews
Emmett celebrates his birthday in extremely extravagant Emmett style! A PARTY! But what he has in store for the Cullens is what everyone least expected!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
Karaoke Night: Twilight Version reviews
When Alice has a vision, she goes over the top with preparing. But for what? Karaoke! But what happens when the students of Forks Highschool and some unexpected guests get involved? Your going to have to read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008
Glide, Slide, and Fall Into Love reviews
Bella has a secret talent she's kept from Edward. But what's his reaction? One-shot! This story has lots of fluff! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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