Wolfenpilot687
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Joined 04-13-08, id: 1550886, Profile Updated: 10-18-14
Author has written 6 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Star Fox, Pokémon, and Parodies and Spoofs.

Nothing much to see here, move along.

You see, I'm keeping this page and the stories within as an archive of sorts, of how I began to write.

Lately, I don't write as much, and I've moved towards more original things, but nothing really worth reading.

I'd say that I've moved away from fanfiction recently, but that's not quite true.

So, please have this in mind, if you plan to read anything here:

My writing style, grasp of English, and overall personality has changed since I wrote every story you can see here.
"SSBB: Give Back My DAMNED Clothes" is probably the most "recent" story that is somewhat similar to my current style, but not quite.

If you are interested in reading my recent stories, you can check the links below.

carganteMareus (AKA some MLP smut)

TheMikeSchmidt (a Five Nights at Freddy's greentext styled story)

My original stories are being withheld right now for personal reasons.

Oh, and...in case you saw my previous poor list about the games I had...

Wolfenpilot687's Backloggery

That is much better.

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Shoe Swap by MobianDimension reviews
What happens when Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles and Silver swap their shoes? Find out inside
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sonic, Tails, Shadow, Silver
Dakota by Vermin616 reviews
Fox McCloud crashes into Earth. A teenager is the first one to meet him. For how long can David Dakota keep his favorite video game character under the covers?
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - OC, Fox M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33340 - Favs: 20,846 - Follows: 16,419 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Say Cheese! by Scruff the Rat reviews
Classified is not the kind of wolf to profess to have obsessions. Too bad Corporal isn't the kind of bear to give a damn. Classified/Corporal
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Classified, Corporal] - Complete
Prison number nine by DontBeAZombie reviews
Rocket had escaped twenty two prisons in his life time, but not all of them were easy. Warning: Non-con, Violence, Graphic
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Rocket R. - Complete
The Punishment by Nitch reviews
While fighting Andross, Fox is flung across the galaxy to Earth and ends up trapped in the world's largest furry convention: Anthrocon. With the help of strange and benevolent furries, Fox seeks a way back home to Corneria while trying not to reveal his true identity.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Fox M., Wolf O'D.
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Ratatouille: Réécrit by IceFlake 77 reviews
One had the potential, but not the skill. The other had the skill, but not the passion. They both had the vision, and all it took was a little love to make it come true. Eventual Human!Remy x Linguini.
Ratatouille - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011
Kazwhoie? by Zorble reviews
Trouble and strife ensues when Banjo forgets everything! Will Kazooie be able to jog his memory? Read to find out!
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
A Wolf in Fox's Clothing by SpaceWolfWarrior reviews
In order to save his comrades' life, Wolf O'Donnell has to become someone he has never imagined to be - Fox McCloud.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,721 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Wolf O'D., Fox M. - Complete
You know you're obsessed when by Holly Unending reviews
Your hair may not defy gravity, but you still try to show your support for Phoenix and the gang. Any of these sound familiar? Mild spoilers, all games.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Demented by MisterP reviews
First story of the Cycle of Disorder trilogy. Dimentio sells his own special brand of perfume called Demented. He encounters Fawful and Doopliss and threatens to end their games if they do not comply in selling his perfume. One-Shot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Fawful, Dimentio, Doopliss - Complete
Like a Bad Country Song by coldneverbotheredmeanyway reviews
[Raimundo's POV] “Clay, bro, I didn’t take your boots!” “Well they’re gone, and I sure as heck don’t know what happened to ‘em! An’ What kinda cowboy am I without my boots?” [Extremely mild, hardly part of the story, slash]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Raimundo, Clay - Complete
MADKAT AND ME by C. L. Furlong reviews
A weirdo. A lunatic. A freak. Many things can be called to the insane jester's receptacle. But, is the acceptor really a mad kat? Times change, and recipients do so also...
SWAT Kats - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2002
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SSBB: Give Back My DAMNED Clothes reviews
Master Hand is displeased by the way the smashers are acting. He'll do something about it. Rewriting of a story I made 4 years ago.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011
Super Smash Bros Brawl: Give back my clothes! reviews
Master Hand is annoyed by the fact that Smashers are complaining for having different habilities, what will he do? Swap them! Finished. May add lost chapter and...backstage interviews. ;3
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,214 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008
Emergency State! reviews
Rick is a trainer who is a bit different from the rest. Along with his Lucario he'll try to... NOT YET! LATER I'LL TELL! May change from K to T later!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008
My Furry Nightmare reviews
The story of how I became what I'm now. Parody of countless movies and shows. Try to guess what ones. Rated T for something later...UPDATE: I was a bit bored, so I uploaded this. Thanks, Chiki!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008
Mr Game & Watch Capture reviews
How did Game & Watch was captured? Well, this is a vague resemblance of the true horror... SPOILERS AHEAD. ONESHOT.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Mr. Game and Watch - Complete
The Will reviews
Fox McCloud wakes up one day to hear stunning news. Wolf is dead.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Fox M.