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Joined 04-13-08, id: 1551184, Profile Updated: 03-15-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Greek Mythology.

Howdy!

I can't tell you my real name in fear that my family will discover that I'm doing this and then sit around pointing and laughing at me, or even worse: get interested and actually WANT to read the fanfics! But i can tell you that I'm studying my Masters in teaching, am terrified of moths and that I really really like pickles.

I've always been a big reader and now I occasionally like to write as well. I started out obsessing over Harry Potter books and when i discovered fanfiction i thought i'd died and gone to heaven. Then I realised I could write about Harry Potter! It was pretty exciting!

I'm a whole lot older now so I've expanded my obsessions around a bit. Now I read a lot of different things. When I get hooked on an author I'll read everything they've written. Right now I'm in love (not literally) with Terry Pratchett. If you haven't read his Discworld novels and want a good laugh then read any one of them - they are hilarious! I also like soppy romance novels - the ones with gorgeous male models on the front cover holding some swooning woman with far too much cleavage. I've also shared a brief romance with the Twilight series. That's just to name a few.

At the moment I'm working on TWO fanfics: Flowers in the Dark, and A Yearning

A Yearning is my second attempt at a Harry Potter fanfic, my first story being ridiculously boring. It's a Hermione/Snape romance that's quite soppy (but I like that sort of thing and I'm betting you do as well if you're reading this). I started writing it two years ago but most of that time I spent avoiding writing. However, I'm dead keen to finish it now that my love for Severus Snape has been rekindled. HIATUS (again). Sorry but I have no beta for this story and if someone with good literature skills would like to be, then I will gladly take them on board in order to finish this story. However, right now I have no idea how to continue the story because I never came up with a plot for the fic. Basically, I'm making it up as I go. That being said, I've recently found inspiration and will attempt to close off the story for once and for all!

Flowers in the Dark is a Greek Mythology fanfic based on the Homeric tale of Hades and Persephone. The story goes that he kidnapped her down to the Underworld and forced her to eat pomegranite seeds so that she would have to spend half her year with him. Sounds horrible? Well, it's a far more romantic tale in MY version! It's also a very popular story and there are a LOT of fanfic based on this myth these days, so I'm finding it difficult to keep my version different from everyone else's. It's a challenge but I really want to finish it.

I also have another fic: Morning Rain. This is planned to be a long continuation of Twilight saga's Breaking Dawn and is based on Jacob and Renesmee. If you've read Breaking Dawn you might have noted that Renesmee did not find out about the imprinting issue, and it was assumed in the book that this would be revealed later when Renesmee was perhaps older. Morning Rain is about how this is revealed. This will actually be a really good fic when I start writing it properly. Right now this fic is on Hiatus and I won't be updating it until both my other fics are complete.

Lastly, I used to have a HP fic called The Walls that Divide the Heart. It was a Draco Malfoy/Hermione fic based in AU after fifth year at Hogwarts. However, like I said, the fic turned out to be a load of rubbish, no one was reviewing and I gave it up as a lost cause. It has been deleted so don't bother looking for it. I would still like to do a Draco fanfic at some point because he was my favourite character for a very long time in the series. I don't have a plot in mind, but maybe one day something will pop up :)

One day, I'd like to write real books. Somehow, I've never been able to come up with a decent plot. Hopefully, a good story will come my way and I'll write it up. Maybe it might be a bestseller, who knows? But I think I'll always enjoy writing fanfiction because it gives you the freedom to work with characters that people already have intimate knowledge of.

If there are ever any questions or issues or complaints you have about my fanfictions, please do not hesitate to email me or post a review. I am quite happy to settle any issues or comments you may have.

I hope you enjoy my fanfictions.

I thought this was funny, which tells you how terrible my sense of humour is:

You know you spend WAAAAAY too much time mucking around with technology when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Almost by BetteNoire reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That First Night by Gillingham reviews
Colonel and Marianne immediately after their wedding reception. Take it as a writing exercise on approaching light erotica.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
Forced Marriage by moni1914 reviews
This is a marriage law story, yes i know it has been done but i like them and i haven't done one yet. Because of her time turner use, Hermione is older than the rest of school and eligible for the new law. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,428 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Magnificent Magical Loveseat by magalena reviews
Hermione is a Charms researcher for the Department of Magical Artifacts and Antiquities. How can a charmed piece of furniture affect her relationship with Severus? Second place winner for best drabble series at 2009 OWL awards. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Black Towel by moni1914 reviews
Hermione walks in on Snape wearing nothing but a towel.--rated m for possible future chapters. oh yea i own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Paparazzi by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Hermione will do anything to make Severus Snape hers, even if she has to go to extremes and become his personal paparazzi. A songfic with slightly dark humor. SS/HG, Post-DH but AU and EPE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
So Close and Still So Far by QueenOfTheOwls reviews
Hermione/Snape, Hermione/oc. Snape wants Hermione to be his but when the Prince of the wizarding world comes to Hogwarts for a brief meeting with Dumbledor he is taken with Hermione. Can Severus make her his before he loses her to the royal family? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Denim and Velvet by eiradis reviews
Hermione and Severus don't like the costumes Minerva picked for them. Or maybe they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Only Get One Wish by OldXernes reviews
It is Hermione's birthday, and she has her heart set on only one wish that Severus isn't too willing to grant her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hades and Persephone: The Truth by anavihs reviews
My take on an often told story between my favourite two characters form Greek Mythology. There are now lemons in chapters 2 and 4. I hope they do not offend anyone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
She Walks in Beauty by one mourning dove reviews
A Hades and Persephone story.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,667 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Hades, Persephone
The Pet Mistress by MsLuciaMalfoy reviews
Hermione is captured and has to become the pet of Severus Snape in the new world ruled by Lord Voldemort. Will her life be pure misery? Severus has other plans for her...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,857 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Senses by dk2022 reviews
On a drunken mission, Ron must do all he can to get Hermione laid... Even if it's with Severus Snape. Rating for later chapters. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Series of Mishaps, Mistakes, and Misadventures by LyssieJ reviews
A tongueincheek look at Severus Snape's scheming attempts to engage the affections of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When the World Ends by auri mynonys reviews
Rohan falls to Saruman's hand and Grima is at last given what he most desires. Oneshot, AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
Lover by clumsy eloQuence 666 reviews
ONESHOT PersephoneHades. maybe persephone didn't mind her captivity all that much...maybe it brought out the best side of her. rated M for sexual content. sort of reflective. R&R
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
In Short Measures Life May Perfect Be by SilentG reviews
On the day Harry Potter's year *finally* finishes school, Severus Snape receives a surprising, but very welcome, visitor. SS/HG. An explicit romance! Strong R for sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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A Yearning reviews
Severus Snape can't stop thinking about Hermione, but he doesn't know that she secretly feels the same. Will their passions remain hidden or will they come bursting out? And how will they ever be able to keep their secrets safe?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,299 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Flowers in the Dark reviews
Another Persephone/Kore and Hades story. Kore is sick of singing in meadows and plaiting nymphs' hair. When Hades falls in love with her and abducts her, how will she react? Rated T for future scenes...
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,959 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Persephone, Hades
Morning Rain reviews
Breaking Dawn cont. Jacob wants to tell Renesmee about the Imprint but Bella forbids it. Who is keeping secrets? Who will reveal them? Will Renesmee make the biggest mistake of her life? And will Jacob ever get his happily ever after?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie