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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

A little About me...

My name is insignificant. You can call me mochieay.

Currently, I am in university... I am an obsessive reader of fan fiction, but have just started publishing my own fics.

Most of what I read and write is Harry Potter fanfiction. J.K. is an inspiration to my entire generation.

I try to read all pairings, but as you can probably tell by my favorite stories, I gravitate towards certain ones. My favorites are: HP/DM, HP/ RW, HG/CW, Luna/anyone, NL/HP, PP/anyone

I prefer Romance/ Humour fics, but I write more towards drama and adventure with some romance thrown in. I sometimes delve into M, but most of my favorite fics are T.

Well yeah, that's pretty much all you need to know. If you have any questions about me, feel free to ask.

DISCLAIMER: no copyright infringement is intended for any projects. All characters, settings, and original plotlines belong to the original creator and/or owner of the copyrighted material. I am simply playing with the characters.

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Owl Me, Maybe? by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Harry goes to a Polyjuice bar and runs into someone he never expected... HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Mrs Harry Potter by natalieprevitt reviews
The wizarding world has always speculated and gossiped about who Harry Potter would marry. Only one person understood his choice. HP/PP Oneshot. Possibly OOC. Non-epilogue compliant. 1350 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 10,632 - Follows: 3,137 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Side Effects by Aradia1013 reviews
A potions mishap causes interesting consequences. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not a Hufflepuff! by Orseis reviews
Light, silly drabble. Draco Malfoy's receives a letter from his son. He's been sorted into Hufflepuff, oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Laughing Matter by SweetlyDesolated reviews
A new idea has arisen with the pureblood families – continue the magical lines with fertile partners, rather than arranged marriages. So when Harry finds himself blindfolded and led off during one of these pureblood, Slytherin nights, and finds himself pregnant the next week, what's a boy to do? Slash, HP/TN, mPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
A Coffee Date by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Bad coffee, an old scarf, and stalking Draco Malfoy. This had become Harry's life after the war. Draco/Harry. Written for the lj smoochfest
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by BregoMellonNin reviews
Harry cannot seem to find the right girl, so Hermione takes the matter into her own hands. After further unsuccessful dating, Hermione gets suspicious and she extends a bet. Maybe what Harry needs isn't a girl at all and she intends to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Assertion of Dominance by YaoiProfessorYuki reviews
No one knew that sweet mild-mannered Neville Longbottom could be so assertive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 247 - Published: 6/26/2012 - [Neville L., Harry P.] Draco M. - Complete
Kisses are for Lovers by KJmom reviews
Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 224 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Hermione Granger by StarxBright reviews
Charlie Weasley comes home for Harry and Ginny's wedding, and Charlie meets an old friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Dinner with Daphne by Dusk-03 reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived has done many things in his life, but never has he sat through an entire dinner with Miss Daphne Greengrass. Memories of how he got himself in this predicament, all the while trying to make light conversation with the elegant girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet As Sin by malfoysminx reviews
Draco Malfoy likes his tea to taste sweet. As it turns out, that's also how Harry Potter likes his men. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Time is Here by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
It's a dark and stormy night. Pansy Parkinson isn't expecting Harry Potter to beg her for refuge and then faint in her flat. Nor is she expecting this to be the Christmas that her war-torn life begins to sew itself back together. P/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Light Can Always be Found in the Darkness by Alto2 reviews
Harry Potter may have been disillusioned about the Wizarding World, but he hasn't given up hope on happiness. Just a short one-shot about how Harry finds love, than grabs onto it with both hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
She Couldn't Believe It by LadyStiff reviews
Hermione had always wanted Charlie. What happens when Charlie looks at Hermione with new eyes. Will she be able to hang onto the sexy dragon tamer? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Joys of Taking Marriage Sex and Family by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,027 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
His by whitetigerwolf reviews
FemHarry. M for Sexual Content. Now a Two-Shot. A male contemplates Harriet Potter. I dare not say anymore in summary for fear of ruining the story. Harry/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
There's Got to be a Morning After by scarsgirl reviews
The aftermath of new years...the title pretty much says it all. This story is DracoxNeville and NarcissaxSurprise Suitor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
5 Times Mill Bulstrode Came Out by disamphigory reviews
"I'm a boy, Pansy. Like in my head and everything. A boy. Like Greg or Draco." Mill thinks this over for a few seconds. "Okay maybe not a boy like Draco. I'm...sturdier."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Millicent B., Harry P. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 220 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Stag and The Doe by Emmie0928 reviews
Lily finds out that James is an animagus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Veela Choice by Sweetiedogood reviews
Harry Potter caught Blaise Zabini's eye, too bad Harry hasn't realized it. BZ/HP. Slash. Written for the 2011 Do me veela fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 261 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Under Another Sky by Ayla Pascal reviews
Percy Weasley was a sensible sort of bloke. He put in his 48 hours every week at the Ministry with the occasional hour of overtime . He even dated occasionally but never frivolously . That all changed one morning. Percy/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Nesting by naturegirlrocks reviews
Draco is a part Veela and now he is nesting. how can he hide it from Harry and protect their new relationship? Warning: some swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Impersonation of Samuel McCleary by Pointless Nostalgic reviews
Sirius convinces James to take a swig of Polyjuice Potion in order to turn into the Prefect Samuel McCleary. On rounds that night, he tries to convince Lily of James' worth, but things do not go as planned to say the least.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
WEPS by JodieLove reviews
To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Courting of Draco Malfoy by ricetard reviews
In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected Rendezvous by For-the-Lolz reviews
Rose had never been one for one offs. Especially one offs with her sworn enemy. So why was it she was constantly waking up next to Scorpius Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
It Was His Mouth That I Was Kissing by remuslives23 reviews
Title: As I Tried To Tell His Dad It Was His Mouth That I Was Kissing. Summary: 'Been thinking about this all day,' James confessed now as Teddy mouthed a damp trail along his jaw. 'Can't concentrate properly at work for thinking about it.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/18/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Obsession by The Shonen-Ai and Yaoi Goddess reviews
Scorpius is Al's only obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mr Darcy's Breeches by cherryflowerblossoms reviews
Mr. Darcy's Breeches: the real reason for his actions at the Meryton dance. Inspired by: bride and prejudice. Rated M for sexual themes.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Interrupting Remus Time by Lady Sarai Black reviews
Sirius petitions to Dumbledore to make interrupting Remus-Time against the rules. Same 'verse as 'Stars & Hearts', but you probably don't have to read that first. Drabble, established relationship, SLASH SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Breaking the Ice by eprime reviews
OOTP. There are rumors going around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 193 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Learnt to Live as Charmed a Life by khasael reviews
Draco would swear he's the world's unluckiest person. Maybe the answer to his problem lies in Harry Potter, whose life is seemingly charmed. He resolves to stick as close to Potter as possible, in the hopes that maybe some of that luck will rub off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Random Obsession of Albus Potter by Vineshia reviews
Scorpius discovers that Slytherin would have been alright after all. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Story About Chocolate by Kyonkichi89 reviews
Draco decides that Vampirism severely interferes with his exquisite taste in fine cuisine, so he decides to do something about it. D/H slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love, Life And Other Four Letter Words by RippedIntoPieces reviews
Getting drunk was a mistake, especially since it led to Harry waking up naked in Draco Malfoy's bed. But mistakes can have positive repercussions and Harry finds himself learning to appreciate the blonde. Sadly, the course of love never did run smooth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Confusing and Hard to Believe Love Life by perverted-squirrel reviews
It all started out innocent enough. I signed up for a penpal through the new system that Hogwarts was offering in order to "bring us all together in this new era". But can you really fall in love with someone through letters?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sin in Stilettos by Elle Blessingway reviews
It was ludicrous and Draco thought her quite mad for even entertaining the attraction, but one could not argue with the pound of one's pulse, the quickening of breath and the heat that she could almost lick off of him. Harry/Pansy. Complete Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Too Far Apart To Touch by Neph Moreau reviews
Seamus had never expected Hermione to be quite so adventurous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Seamus F., Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Fred and George always shared everything . . . until it came to Harry. Fred's decided that he's keeping Harry as his. Will George support his brother, or resent Harry for coming between them? For Kamerreon's Extra Plunnies Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Healing Grace by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, oneshot. After the war, it takes a while for Harry to care about Quidditch again. And he certainly never expected Draco Malfoy to be the most interesting part of it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Complex Malfoy by Billie Hart reviews
Draco Malfoy has never claimed to be the Hogwarts Sex God, but letting rumors circulate never hurt anyone. At least, not until he gets some rather strange news...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blindsided by luvscharlie reviews
Albus takes a chance. Albus Severus/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Albus S. P., Hermione G. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Illusion by TheeMizKitty reviews
Draco Malfoy is stalking Harry Potter. Or is that all it really is? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wins the Race by Salome Weil reviews
Gregory Goyle is not an ambitious man...until he realizes he's in love with Hermione Granger. Could he ever hope to have a chance with a dame like her? Fluffy oneshot. Totally AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hermione G., Gregory G. - Complete
Late Night Seduction by lady-harte reviews
Hermione takes a chance at seducing the man of her dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Race To The Altar by littledollface reviews
Pansy is NOT looking forward to attending a wedding at the Burrow of all places. Plus she's has even bigger things to worry about, like her own marriage prospects. Harry/Pansy one-shot. Post DH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
They're snogging you know, Potter by Sesshy'sGirlLOL01 reviews
“They’re snogging you know, Potter.” Draco suddenly said, his voice taking a more serious tone. His eyes locked with Harry’s. Pairing: Albus x Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something to Look Forward To by dirty-darella reviews
It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Are You! by StrawberryGreen reviews
Harry suspects there is something wrong with Draco Malfoy- someone so perfect just can't be human- and decides to find out what exactly he is. Oneshot. Warnings: mild slash, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 470 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Obvious by remuslives23 reviews
How Lily Luna Potter won the pot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Scorpius M., James S. P. - Complete
Mine by jellyman09 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy isn't jealous. He simply wants what is his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Least You Can Do by weasleyismyking17 reviews
Hermione really isn't asking that much of them, is she? SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by empathapathique reviews
Pansy told herself to act natural, but she couldn’t quite remember how she naturally acted around Harry Potter. She certainly wasn’t nice to him, but she didn’t think it exactly fit to glare at him when he hadn’t done anything wrong yet. Shameless PPHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Unnecessarily Racy by Anaela loves who reviews
Misunderstandings are always amusing; Lily thinks she sees James flirting with another girl, and decides to give him a lecture on proper Head Boy etiquette. And ends up eating her own words. LE JP ONESHOT Rated for innuendo and language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Brilliant Plan by Lyra Writes reviews
Harry Potter is now 25, and he only ever had two girlfriends. It's up to Luna to set him up with someone, but things don't turn out as they are suppose to and Luna gets a nice surprise- HPLL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Amorentia by tasha27 reviews
Lily brews amorentia in Potions and then begins smelling a certain smell whenever the Marauders pass by. she is determined to find out which of the Marauders holds her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Placing Blame by aunt-rhiannon reviews
The Marauders brew an attraction potion. Remus blames Sirius. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm going to die a Virgin! by Burning-candlelight reviews
A chat between brothers about manly aspects of life turns into an unexpected kiss. Find out who is going to die...the Virgin. AU set in the summer before 4th year :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Secrets by embracing-shadows reviews
Ron finds Harry drunk in his apartment. Doesn't Harry not drink? As alcohol takes it's considerable toll, secrets are spilled and perceptions are changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 334 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Momentous by ty.soglasna reviews
Ron finds some memories Harry was sorting through, and finally sees something he should have known all along. Slash, major flangst warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bargain Benefits by cataclysmically starry-minded reviews
Harry doesn’t know what to think when Malfoy approaches him with an interesting trade-off. Written for kayladie for hd holidays 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 1,860 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blind by faithwood reviews
Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sexy NEWTs by 2dragonkat reviews
Hormones are running rampage through the students of Harry Potter’s seventh year of Hogwarts, but it seems he has run into a problem that could affect him for the rest of his life, unless he finds a remedy. Harry&Draco oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Flicking of NotReally Aerodynamic Objects by siriusly klutzy reviews
History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Gryffindor Princess by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
How Hermione got her nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Regrets by Sneezy reviews
Short, slightly odd Harry/Luna Oneshot about regrets and or a lack thereof. Quite waffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Everyone But You by Katria Bloom reviews
H/D, early morning, cooling tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 324 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Heat of December by emilie420 reviews
[Complete][RemusSirius] It's an unusually chilly winter. Sirius proposes that maybe sleeping in the same bed would warm them up some.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It Happened One Day by Soap1 reviews
Sirius once kissed me. I've thought about it every day since. Please, Sirius. Kiss me again. RemusSirius slash! Very smutty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Our Mentors by His Spectacles reviews
Who knows best but our mentors? Even about sex? this story is written in response to JK's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Thrill of the Chase, Etcetera by tout-a-coup reviews
Harry is going to seduce Ron. Even if it kills him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The New and Improved Hermione Granger by chemqueen reviews
Tired that Harry Potter doesn't seem to realize she's female, Hermione Granger undergoes a makeover. Strangely enough, it seems that Harry doesn't like the new her. Almost as if he was in love with the Old Hermione. [Complete] [Revised]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,987 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pants on Firewhiskey by goneoffthelump reviews
HarryRon Slash. Once again, something Harry can't remember has changed everything. Written before DH, so spoiler free and AU by default.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Zabini by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione opened her eyes and found herself on eye level with his zipper. Now this is an awkward point of view, she thought. Hermione has an encounter in the Prefect's bathroom with a certain Slytherin one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Going Up! by Coconut Girl reviews
Percy is in for the elevator ride of his life. PansyxPercy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Percy W., Pansy P. - Complete
Of Dragons and Weddings by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Plays A Game by Blood White Panther reviews
Harry hears a rumour that Draco Malfoy is gay and he decides to try out a new Quidditch strategy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What's In A Name? by multiples of six reviews
No matter how hard she tries, Hannah can't seem to remember Hermione's name. [one shot, femmeslash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Hermione G., Hannah A. - Complete
A Day at the Park by kmou reviews
A Holiday Fic. It was a lovely day at the snow-filled park… H/D Slash! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Illogical Love by Serpentseeker reviews
Struggling with an essay, Parvati finds herself going to Harry Potter for help and it goes from there. HarryParvati
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
I Think by Serpentseeker reviews
I think he likes you, Pavvati said out of the blue. Preslash, HarryBlaise
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 803 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The World's Biggest Fool by inell13 reviews
Percy realizes that he’s the world’s biggest fool
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mating Habits by Mad Maudlin reviews
Ron and Harry are mates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Jabberwock by malko050987 reviews
All he wants is a little normality. But after a Lovegood encounter, he decides that normality is overrated. A silly HarryLuna fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
What is the Meaning of, by Hiki-chan reviews
[DMHP]Potter! I do believe I’m not hearing right. Are you trying to tell me, that you, Harry Potter, hero of the wizarding world and all that trash, does not know the meaning of the word ‘SHAG’[Featuring: Innocent Harry, bewildered Draco. Light & funny]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happily Ever After by bananacosmicgirl reviews
When Percy was little, his mother read the fairy tale of Snow White to him. Then his parents adopted a child that looked just like the fairy tale princess and Percy fell in love immediately. Slash. HarryPercy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,264 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Fooled You by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. James, Peter and Sirius let Remus in on a little secret about what happens when he drinks. Remus decides to use this to his advantage ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ginny's Bet by Kineaita reviews
Ginny Wealsey is stalking Draco Malfoy, how does he handle it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
10:31 by Silent-Serpent reviews
A small little one shot about a distresed Hermione and a supposedly charmed Draco. What happens? DHr, HR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simple Words by Indigo Kitti reviews
ONESHOT How hard can it be to say three simple words? Harry reflects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Patience by honeycakehorse reviews
AU. Harry tries to seduce Remus. Will he succeed or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Paper Fetish by Inglorious DMK reviews
Harry never reads Draco's notes, but he keeps them nonetheless. [somewhat movieverse, onesided HarryDraco, implied RonHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by inell13 reviews
Blaise Zabini teaches Hermione that it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for. BZ & HG romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Girls Don't Do That! by helga3 reviews
...do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
The Knut by KyleGranger reviews
OneShot! A certain fifth year Slytherin finds a Knut one day and things begin changing before his eyes. Please read and review. AU...sorta
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Gregory G., Hermione G. - Complete
1 and a half: Courting Miss Black by Daintress reviews
Lucius is to be betrothed to the wrong girl! Always the consumate Slytherin, he plots and schemes. Does he get his own way in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sanitation by Glow reviews
Blaise and Hermione are flatmates. Blaise is a little quirky. Hermione is a little oblivious. Boy!BlaiseHermione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Loop in Time by ataraxis reviews
Complete One shot story: Severus Snape must live the same day over again, until he gets it right. Is it because of a curse or a failed potion experiment. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Memory Charms by DistressedMoonchild reviews
It's not easy to confess your feelings, sometimes you have to try it again and again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Interrupted Timeline reviews
When Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest, he thinks he has sacrificed everything for the greater good. When he awakens to find he has a chance to change his past mistakes, he will stop at nothing to make his life better. Starts at the end of chapter 33 in the Deathly Hallows. AU. Timetravel. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore!Bashing. eventual HP/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,757 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Pansy P.