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Joined 04-14-08, id: 1551264, Profile Updated: 03-31-09
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Stand By Me, and Skins.

Hey!!

I'm Liz. I'm brand new and used to go by the name of "busy lizzie" but - being the idiot that I am - I forgot the password! So I started this new one. ForeverImmature sums me up pretty nicely. As I doubt I shall every grow up.

Here's some more about me:

Age:

Yes, I'm young. But give my stories a go!!

Home:

London

Fave Authors/Books:

Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Series), James Patterson (The Maximum Ride Series), JK Rowling (Harry Potter), Jacqueline Wilson (Pretty Much Everything), Malorie Blackman (The "Noughts and Crosses" Series), Louise Rennison (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

Fave Films:

The Village, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Heathers, She's The Man, John Tucker Must Die, Dodgeball, Stand By Me, The Shawshank Redemption, The Simpsons Movie, Billy Liar, Fame, National Lampoon's Animal House, The Blues Brothers, Dirty Dancing, Blazing Saddles, All That Jazz, Grease, Angus, thongs and perfect snogging and Cruel Intentions.

Fave Music:

Dashboard Confessional

My Catchphrases:

"SMILE!" "Ohmigod!" "Spleen" and "Don't worry."

My Cravings:

Attention, Books, Chocolate and Music.

My Stance on Twilight:

Sad its over!! An true Edward

My Guys:

The guys I have officially bagged and are totally MINEY-MINE-MINE! Both human and otherwise!

- Edward Cullen (Twilight)

- Aaron Johnson (Actor)

- Christopher Carrabba (Dashboard Confessional)

- Brian Molko (Placebo)

- Robbie the SG (Gee Nicolson)

- Masimo the lurrrrve god (Gee Nicolson)

- Dave the laugh (Gee Nicolson)

Lovezz YoU aLl!!

I'm SLIM, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ARTS, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Stories:

Vampires on 'Vacation' - COMPLETE! 200 reviews for my first 'fic! Over the moon! =D (if youve read it, vote on my poll pleease!!)

Jake or Edward? - Done and Dusted. Thanks for all reviews!!

Red Bottom Fiasco - Not many reviews but entertaining to write.

I'm Yours - My passion atm. Kinda stuck on it.

Campus Craziness - Let me breathe, gorgeous people! All in good time xD

Ciao and feel free to PM me. I always reply!!

Lizzie

xo

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Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
tony and sid by Magela reviews
Missing scene from 'Effy'. skins. slash. 500 words. rated M.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Sid J., Tony S. - Complete
Nightmare by Samairi reviews
Seamus is used to the usual nightmare, but one night it changes and he goes to the one person who can make it better. And it works. Seamus/Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Reunion by KatieBell70 reviews
Dean and Seamus spend an afternoon below Shell Cottage, catching up after the Battle of Hogwarts and their long separation. Warnings: Slash, Dean/Luna hinted at
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F.
Times Like These by eleventy7 reviews
Dean teaches Seamus how to live and how to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Bloody Noses and Silver Moonlight by Miniji reviews
Short oneshot about coming out. Rated T for swearing. Gordie's point of view. Mild slash.
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Incidentally, I'm Not Ready by taboo-starbow reviews
Dean’s lonely, and it’s all Seamus’ fault. If he would just stop smiling at him, if he would just stop making his heart skip a beat, Dean would be okay...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Fisticuffs at dawn fandango by wombatpower reviews
Directly after stop in the name of pants. Georgia has almost certainly been dumped by the luuurve God and Dave has been suspended from school. What else could possibly go wrong?
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,347 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Gird your Nungas and Prepare for Battle! by Trampy Mouse reviews
After LIAMMT. After Stalag 14 accidentally burns down, the Ace Gang and the other girl students have to move to Foxwoods. When all girls school meets all boys schools who knows what will happen? Can Georgia deal with her new Mr Moody PANTS? DavexGeorgia.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,499 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Sweet Surrender by astoria you lucky bitch reviews
The small twinge in the back of my throat was nothing compared to the endless, uncontrollable ache that overshadowed everything else. Her. God, how I longed for her." What if Edward couldn't resist the temptation to come back and check on Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008
Vegetables, Rollerskating and Dave the Laugh by Trampy Mouse reviews
Set after '...then he ate my boy entrancers' but with a few more laughs if you know what I mean. Georgia tries to gird her loins for the last time and put red bottomosity aside...but can she do it even when the tables have finally turned? Complete
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,582 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Realization by ShayaCatalyst reviews
Seamus worries for his own sanity, worries that Dean took his grasp on reality when he left...Sometimes imaginary-Dean kisses Seamus. In his dreams, Seamus doesn't mind." Eventual Deamus slash, don't like, don't read. PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Glory Be by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
When Dean slips into bed, fastidiously ignoring the cold place where Seamus should be, he feels he is missing something important. It's hard being in love when you can't even look each other in the eye. DeanSeamus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Aftermath by Hepzheba reviews
DH SPOILER! My idea of what Dean and Seamus are doing in the end of Deathly Hallows. Sorry, they're not having sex. But it's still slash. So beware, homophobes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
An Uncertain Week by poetic licence reviews
It all begins on Tuesday and shows just how much things can change in a week. For Kristi, Miss Cora and Shakespearechic. Slash: Dean Seamus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
No one Wants to Date a Fairy by InkImperfect reviews
A three part Dean&Seamus story in which Seamus comforts, they ramble drunkenly, and no one wants to date a fairy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Promise by i-nv-u50 reviews
Chris/Gordie slash... Takes place when they're older. Chris is going through some really hard times, and Gordie wants to do something to help, to make Chris back into the best friend that he knew....
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2003
Passing Notes by Chainlinks reviews
Is there really a better way to spend History of Magic than passing notes? Seamus Dean slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Change the Equation by Chainlinks reviews
Slash, SeamusDean Seamus is bored, Dean is pouty. Things fall apart from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
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I'm Yours reviews
Gordie/Chris Slash. No like no read. Rated T for language. Is friendship the limit for these two?
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,169 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Fight reviews
OneShot. Freddie/Cook. Where's the line between a kiss and a fight?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Freddie M., Cook
Familiarity reviews
OneShot. Freddie/Cook. Memories. T for swearing. R&R.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Freddie M., Cook
Red Bottom Fiasco reviews
Set after "startled by his furry shorts..." Robbie has just returned and Masimo has just asked Gee out. Has she accidentally landed herself with two boyfriends? What about Dave The L? Hmmmm... Rated T for references lol. Read and REVIEWW plEasE
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008
Campus Craziness reviews
Ed, Jazz and Emmett are going to college, again! And who do they meet but three alluring ladies? Love may strike, and rules will definitely be broken! ExB JxA EmxR. Rated T for now, but rating may change. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2009
Jake or Edward? reviews
Edward didn't return in new moon. now, one year on, things are heating up with Jacob. But is Bella ready? Things get even more complicated when Edward returns. Who will Bella choose? R&R! Jalla. Bellward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,317 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Vampires on 'Vacation' reviews
MY FIRST FIC: squee! The Cullen family go to Denali. With Bella! We meet the mysterious clan, who are all rather interesting... and... beautiful.. R&R pleease xx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete