Lion in the Land
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Joined 04-14-08, id: 1551380, Profile Updated: 12-25-15
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Hellsing, Chuck, Doctor Who, and Shrek.

Dear Reader,

Here you will find the result of what I did when I was supposed to be doing other things. I hope you like it.

-LiLa

I've got a few more stories at Amazon and Barnes & Noble (pen name Nicki Elson).

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I'll Be Home For Christmas by Metropolis Kid reviews
A short one-shot about a man ripped apart and put back together who's just trying to find his Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Confession by Camilla10 reviews
Confession - posted here - was the prologue of the removed fic: "The Pilgrimage". AD1353, after the Black Death a lady goes in a pilgrimage. But, in the holy place she has reached, things are not what they seem. As an One Shot Confession won the Emerging Swan Award for best Original Character (Bonizella)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Leah's Sunrise by Forever without him reviews
It only took death for him to realize how much he loved her." For anyone who ever wondered "what-if" for Leah and Jacob. "What-if" Jacob had never broken away? "What-if" he hadn't imprinted? "What-if" life was completely different? M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 227,119 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Hellsing War Chronicles by EZB reviews
Follow the chronicles of the Hellsing Organization, two years following the Millennium incident. New allies arrive to the organization, ready to assist thwarting a foe, one more determined than their previous: the shadowy agents of a long dead pharmaceutical empire. It's vampire versus virus in this war of supernatural and biological monsters.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 594,389 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter
Chuck Versus Eureka by Metropolis Kid reviews
On what should've been one of the happiest days of his life, something goes terribly wrong. Now, Chuck and the rest of Team B must navigate a strange town that's much more than it seems if they're to have any hope of setting things right. CxS Comedy
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas by Metropolis Kid reviews
Liara experience her first Christmas, and is scared nearly out of her mind in the process. One-Shot. Written as a Christmas present for Lion in the Land.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Liara T'Soni - Complete
Over The Top: Terror on Gay Street by Master of the Boot reviews
Edward Cullen is the unofficial king of the Seattle gay scene. All he wants is to take Jasper Whitlock home for a little fun,fun,fun. Unfortunately, tradgedy hits Edward and Jasper and the two are forced to fight for their lives. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,924 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper
“Wormholes? Shiny” or “Chuck Versus The Wormhole” by Metropolis Kid reviews
Serenity's crew find themselves thrown through space and time. Their ship damaged and stuck in a decaying orbit, they're forced to land a shuttle on Earth-that-was, in the hope of finding replacement parts. But along the way, they run into team Bartowsk!
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jayne, Casey/Alex C. - Complete
But then I got high by Jack Hawthorne reviews
A series of oneshots featuring the Avatar cast in peculiar situations, including psychoactive mushrooms, lotsa beer, and "That's what she said" jokes. Chapter 3 is up!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Blackened Hearts by neener.will.quit reviews
in azkaban. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Beginning by Jack Hawthorne reviews
The story of how Jack Smith joined the Hellsing Organisation. Rewritten. May change to M later. Please R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Seras, Alucard
Goodnight Demonslayer by Jack Hawthorne reviews
This a little songfic I created when I was bored this other day. It s also a little peek into the future, regarding my OC. AU, OC, songfic. And, please R&R
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Rose by a Lemon Tree by geophf reviews
I have a task to do. It is as simple as that. Bella Swan must die, and I will be the one to kill her. — Rosalie Lillian Hale. Companion piece to "My Sister Rosalie"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Rainbow Zebra: An ode to Vampire Bella by Master of the Boot reviews
This is an AU story. You've probably seen a lot of stories with Edward as the human and Bella as the vampire, but you've never seen it like this before. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bum Reviews: Hellsing by Crow T R0bot reviews
Everyone's favorite homeless guy: Chester A. Bum, gives us his scatterbrained, tangental thoughts on the Hellsing TV Series.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
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Little Gray Donkey, a Christmas Story reviews
The annual Christmas play is threatened when Donkey realizes he doesn't have a name.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Shrek, Donkey, Gingy
The Bell on Christmas Day reviews
What's got the Doctor shaking like a spasmodic leaf? And who is the TARDIS tickle master? A short & sweet Christmas one shot written for Metropolis Kid. Starring Doctor the 10th & Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Silent Night reviews
Brian receives a surprise visit from the Doctor, who takes him on an adventure when he discovers missing figures in the Nativity. A Doctor Who Christmas special written especially for Metropolis Kid.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Brian W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Decorations of Red on a Green Christmas Tree reviews
Morgan Grimes is having a blue Christmas after Alex dumped him. To cope, he makes himself a playlist and goes to John Casey for advice. Chuck is no help at all. Written as a Christmas gift to Metropolis Kid.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Morgan G., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck Versus Leia's Metal Bikini reviews
Chuck introduces Sarah to Star Wars, and it doesn't go quite as he expected. A bit of Charah fluff. ONESHOT.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
It's My Birthday, and It Smells Like Worms reviews
Seras met Anderson long before she became a vampire, but neither of them knew it. This is NOT a pairing story...that would be gross. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Seras, Alexander - Complete
Survivor: Vampire Island reviews
It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,887 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Charity Burbage and the New Prince reviews
Sequel to "Professor Burbage and the Potions Master." Charity's entire life changes when she finds out that a part of Snape lives on. Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Charity B.
Nothing reviews
From Vlad to Dracula to Alucard, the No Life King reflects on himself and the women in his existence. These are my theories. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
You're a Mean One, Master Grinch reviews
He's as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, and he's out to destroy Pip and Seras' Christmas. But Pip is one determined mercenary when it comes to spending time with his girl. A Christmas ONE-SHOT for Metropolis Kid.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Chuck Versus the Vampire reviews
Hellsing faces a vampire like they've never seen before. It's so different, they need to call in a little help from the States...Team Bartowski. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Hellsing & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Integra, Chuck B. - Complete
Professor Burbage and the Potions Master reviews
This is the untold story of Charity Burbage, the young, vibrant Muggle Studies professor, and her unlikely relationship with the ill-tempered Severus Snape. Written because I couldn't stand for Snape's mortal life to end without something happy in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,751 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Charity B., Severus S. - Complete
All Things Pass reviews
What could possibly make Carlisle and Esme abandon the close-knit family they've so carefully built? And what do a cave, journal pages, and several hospital beds have to do with it? A Twilight mystery. Post ‘Breaking Dawn’
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Birds & the Bees and a Bottle of Whiskey reviews
It's Sex Ed. time at Hellsing Manor.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Seras, Pip - Complete
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow reviews
A rare and delightful snow has fallen on Hellsing Manor. A seasonal one-shot. Pairings, you ask? Come on in and find out. ;
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Well, Hello Dolly reviews
Seras, Walter, Integra and Alucard have mischievous fun around Hellsing Manor with an unusual gift from the Russian Ambassador. No pairings, only implications. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Making Love to Alucard reviews
You are invited to see Alucard as you've never seen him before. Making love to the sadistic vampire won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Soul Searching reviews
Bella's not the only girl Edward has ever written a song for. A short story told in four chapters. Okay fine, I'll admit it - this is my ode to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward - Complete
BITE reviews
This is the story of Elie, an acidic vamp from Romania. Get to know the Cullens from a different, more cynical, perspective and take off on a new adventure with new characters to fall in love with and a few others to hate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,271 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete