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Joined 04-14-08, id: 1551380, Profile Updated: 12-25-15
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Hellsing, Chuck, Doctor Who, and Shrek.

Dear Reader,

Here you will find the result of what I did when I was supposed to be doing other things. I hope you like it.

-LiLa

I've got a few more stories at Amazon and Barnes & Noble (pen name Nicki Elson).

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I'll Be Home For Christmas by Metropolis Kid reviews
A short one-shot about a man ripped apart and put back together who's just trying to find his Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Confession by Camilla10 reviews
Confession - posted here - was the prologue of the removed fic: "The Pilgrimage". AD1353, after the Black Death a lady goes in a pilgrimage. But, in the holy place she has reached, things are not what they seem. As an One Shot Confession won the Emerging Swan Award for best Original Character (Bonizella)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Leah's Sunrise by Forever without him reviews
It only took death for him to realize how much he loved her." For anyone who ever wondered "what-if" for Leah and Jacob. "What-if" Jacob had never broken away? "What-if" he hadn't imprinted? "What-if" life was completely different? M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 227,186 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Hellsing War Chronicles by EZB reviews
Follow the chronicles of the Hellsing Organization, two years following the Millennium incident. New allies arrive to the organization, ready to assist thwarting a foe, one more determined than their previous: the shadowy agents of a long dead pharmaceutical empire. It's vampire versus virus in this war of supernatural and biological monsters.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 594,389 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter
I Wish It Was Christmas by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short One-Shot about Grumpy's Christmas one year and the strange visitors who stop by. Written as a Christmas gift for Lion in the Land.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Complete
Darkside Cookies by Metropolis Kid reviews
The interrogation of a Jedi Prisoner takes a rather unexpected turn, well unexpected to her anyway. Please don't take too seriously. One-Shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Complete
Krampus Is Coming To Town by Metropolis Kid reviews
Pinocchio has been naughty and now an angry Christmas figure is after him. What will he and his family do? This is a farily-lighthearted Christmas comedy about trying to survive pursuit by a German mythological, Christmas figure. Rated K to be safe. One-Shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Pinocchio/August B., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Enchanted Pen by Metropolis Kid reviews
A Christmas vacation to Euro Disney turns into a disaster as an enchanted pen begins to bring the park characters to life. Christmas present for Lila. One-shot.
Crossover - Hellsing & Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Integra - Complete
Such a Quiet Thing, to Fall by Metropolis Kid reviews
My name is Seras Victoria, and I'm a Jedi. Since I was first brought to the academy, at the age of eight, I have been taught that Sith are evil and must be destroyed. So now I'm forced to wonder, if they are so evil, why did this one save me?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,652 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
The NoLife Queen by Metropolis Kid reviews
Can one kind hearted, young English woman turn the heart of a beastly king and save her people from destruction? An AlucardxSeras fic set in an alternate reality where Dracula succeed in his conquest of England and vampires rule the land. Rated T for now.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,777 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Knowing Normal's Hard to Fake by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sequel to "Such a Quiet Thing, to Fall". As Seras Victoria struggles to rebuild her connection to the Force, events are set into motion that could spell the doom of everyone in the galaxy! Hints of AxS pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,095 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Seras
Chuck Versus Eureka by Metropolis Kid reviews
On what should've been one of the happiest days of his life, something goes terribly wrong. Now, Chuck and the rest of Team B must navigate a strange town that's much more than it seems if they're to have any hope of setting things right. CxS Comedy
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas by Metropolis Kid reviews
Liara experience her first Christmas, and is scared nearly out of her mind in the process. One-Shot. Written as a Christmas present for Lion in the Land.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Liara T'Soni - Complete
Over The Top: Terror on Gay Street by Master of the Boot reviews
Edward Cullen is the unofficial king of the Seattle gay scene. All he wants is to take Jasper Whitlock home for a little fun,fun,fun. Unfortunately, tradgedy hits Edward and Jasper and the two are forced to fight for their lives. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,924 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Integra's Batty Vacation by Metropolis Kid reviews
By royal decree, Integra is forced to take a week off and relax. Not being permitted to stay in England during this forced vacation, the lady knight heads to the United States. But can anyone really relax in Gotham? Please, don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bruce W., Integra - Complete
The Target by Metropolis Kid reviews
This is just a little look into the way I think HK-47 might view the galaxy. It's mostly just machine based philosophical ramblings as the assassin droid completes a mission given to it by one of the masters it had before winding up on Tatooine. One-Shot
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/1/2010 - HK-47 - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Metropolis Kid reviews
Do to some meddling, Alucard gets split into his three primary forms. The problem? They're having trouble putting him back together. And Hellsing butts heads with an ancient brotherhood of vampire hunters. AxS pairing. Hope you enjoy. AU, obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Dialogue of Destiny by fallen monkey reviews
An unlikely pairing--Catcher in the Rye's Holden Caulfield and the protagonist of one of my original works--share a heart-to-heart about life and destiny.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
For British Eyes Only by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-Shot. Gob is invited to preform his magic act for a very special audience -- actual witches and wizards. As usual, things don't quite go according to plan. Harry Potter crossover with a few Hellsing elements as well.
Arrested Development - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Hellsing's Tribblable Troubles by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras finds a new pet within a secret Millennium base. What she doesn't know is that this adorable critter has been genetically engineered to mimic a creature from Star Trek. Soon Hellsing is overrun with purring balls of fur, much to Alucard's dismay.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Seras - Complete
“Wormholes? Shiny” or “Chuck Versus The Wormhole” by Metropolis Kid reviews
Serenity's crew find themselves thrown through space and time. Their ship damaged and stuck in a decaying orbit, they're forced to land a shuttle on Earth-that-was, in the hope of finding replacement parts. But along the way, they run into team Bartowsk!
Crossover - Firefly & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jayne, Casey/Alex C. - Complete
But then I got high by Jack Hawthorne reviews
A series of oneshots featuring the Avatar cast in peculiar situations, including psychoactive mushrooms, lotsa beer, and "That's what she said" jokes. Chapter 3 is up!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Blackened Hearts by neener.will.quit reviews
in azkaban. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Beginning by Jack Hawthorne reviews
The story of how Jack Smith joined the Hellsing Organisation. Rewritten. May change to M later. Please R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Seras, Alucard
Goodnight Demonslayer by Jack Hawthorne reviews
This a little songfic I created when I was bored this other day. It s also a little peek into the future, regarding my OC. AU, OC, songfic. And, please R&R
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Seras's New Year's Resolution by Metropolis Kid reviews
After reading a book about the benefits of a 'vegan' vampire diet, Seras has sworn off human blood. Alucard is displeased by this development and enacts a plan to save his fledgling from such foolishness. Oneshot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Temptation by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras and Pip have a little talk about the temptations of the flesh -- desires, wants, needs, lusts... and even love. One-shot, falls somewhere between serious and fluffy. PxS pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pip, Seras - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Metropolis Kid reviews
What if Seras had never joined D11? What if she'd never gone to Cheddar? What would happen if she made one different choice in her life and then met Alucard a year later? How would the effects of this ripple outwards? Anime AU. AlucardxSeras pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,276 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Metropolis Kid reviews
How does the Merc With a Mouth spend Christmas? Well there's some forth wall breaking, a few jokes, lots of killing... and just a little romance. Written as an answer to a request by Lion in the Land, but I hope the rest of you enjoy it too. One-shot
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Appearances Can Be Deceiving by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-shot. While Integra's out of the country, Seras finds something very unexpected in her master's chamber. Is it true that, "While the cat's away, the mice will play."... or is something else going on?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Girl by fallen monkey reviews
A teenage social outcast learns that everyone is in some way the object of someone else's envy, an epiphany that topples the superficial hierarchy of high school "popularity."
Sixteen Candles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Integra's School Daze by Metropolis Kid reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Merc For Hire by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-Shot. Still low on agents- following the events of Chapter 94 -the Vatican 'outsources' work to private mercenaries. But things are bound to get a little crazy with Deadpool on the job. Crack fic, but then... what isn't with Deadpool? Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hellsing & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Rose by a Lemon Tree by geophf reviews
I have a task to do. It is as simple as that. Bella Swan must die, and I will be the one to kill her. — Rosalie Lillian Hale. Companion piece to "My Sister Rosalie"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,310 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Rainbow Zebra: An ode to Vampire Bella by Master of the Boot reviews
This is an AU story. You've probably seen a lot of stories with Edward as the human and Bella as the vampire, but you've never seen it like this before. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Froggy TwiNight by Metropolis Kid reviews
Warning: Cracky and contains Edward bashing. Edward finds a frog that will sing, and it will dance... but only for him. And the Cullen is driven to the brink of insanity as a result. If you happen to be an Edward fan, you PROBABLY shouldn't read this. :P
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Bedtime Story by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-shot. Seras tells a couple of kids a bedtime story. Contains, vampires, knights, zombies, twins, a dragon, an evil priest, a young maiden and... a pretty obvious AxS pairing. Come on, I know you're curious. LoL Well, I hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Of Wits, Wills and Wabbits by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short two-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire, if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Thinking Makes It So by Metropolis Kid reviews
During some supernatural down time, Integra and Alucard discuss his feelings on serving her. Just a short, but hopefully enjoyable one-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Death falls for Integra by Metropolis Kid reviews
Ever wondered why Integra ALWAYS manages to survive situations that would kill any other 'normal' human? Well, there's a reason for that; and it's probably not what you'd expect. It seems Alucard isn't the only cold body with the hots for his master. LoL
Crossover - Family Guy & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Death, Integra - Complete
Bum Reviews: Hellsing by Crow T R0bot reviews
Everyone's favorite homeless guy: Chester A. Bum, gives us his scatterbrained, tangental thoughts on the Hellsing TV Series.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Run, Girl Run! by Metropolis Kid reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Seras Sees Dead People by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Maternal Instinct by Metropolis Kid reviews
After a ghoul attack, Seras finds a terrified boy in a church. Her maternal instincts kick in, and she takes the boy back to the mansion until they can find out who he is and if he has any family. My first Hellsing fic. Anime-verse, post order 13.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,695 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Seras - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
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Little Gray Donkey, a Christmas Story reviews
The annual Christmas play is threatened when Donkey realizes he doesn't have a name.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Shrek, Donkey, Gingy
The Bell on Christmas Day reviews
What's got the Doctor shaking like a spasmodic leaf? And who is the TARDIS tickle master? A short & sweet Christmas one shot written for Metropolis Kid. Starring Doctor the 10th & Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Silent Night reviews
Brian receives a surprise visit from the Doctor, who takes him on an adventure when he discovers missing figures in the Nativity. A Doctor Who Christmas special written especially for Metropolis Kid.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Brian W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Decorations of Red on a Green Christmas Tree reviews
Morgan Grimes is having a blue Christmas after Alex dumped him. To cope, he makes himself a playlist and goes to John Casey for advice. Chuck is no help at all. Written as a Christmas gift to Metropolis Kid.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Morgan G., Chuck B. - Complete
Chuck Versus Leia's Metal Bikini reviews
Chuck introduces Sarah to Star Wars, and it doesn't go quite as he expected. A bit of Charah fluff. ONESHOT.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
It's My Birthday, and It Smells Like Worms reviews
Seras met Anderson long before she became a vampire, but neither of them knew it. This is NOT a pairing story...that would be gross. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Seras, Alexander - Complete
Survivor: Vampire Island reviews
It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,887 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Charity Burbage and the New Prince reviews
Sequel to "Professor Burbage and the Potions Master." Charity's entire life changes when she finds out that a part of Snape lives on. Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Charity B.
Nothing reviews
From Vlad to Dracula to Alucard, the No Life King reflects on himself and the women in his existence. These are my theories. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
You're a Mean One, Master Grinch reviews
He's as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, and he's out to destroy Pip and Seras' Christmas. But Pip is one determined mercenary when it comes to spending time with his girl. A Christmas ONE-SHOT for Metropolis Kid.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Chuck Versus the Vampire reviews
Hellsing faces a vampire like they've never seen before. It's so different, they need to call in a little help from the States...Team Bartowski. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Hellsing & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Integra, Chuck B. - Complete
Professor Burbage and the Potions Master reviews
This is the untold story of Charity Burbage, the young, vibrant Muggle Studies professor, and her unlikely relationship with the ill-tempered Severus Snape. Written because I couldn't stand for Snape's mortal life to end without something happy in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,751 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Charity B., Severus S. - Complete
All Things Pass reviews
What could possibly make Carlisle and Esme abandon the close-knit family they've so carefully built? And what do a cave, journal pages, and several hospital beds have to do with it? A Twilight mystery. Post ‘Breaking Dawn’
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Birds & the Bees and a Bottle of Whiskey reviews
It's Sex Ed. time at Hellsing Manor.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Seras, Pip - Complete
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow reviews
A rare and delightful snow has fallen on Hellsing Manor. A seasonal one-shot. Pairings, you ask? Come on in and find out. ;
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Well, Hello Dolly reviews
Seras, Walter, Integra and Alucard have mischievous fun around Hellsing Manor with an unusual gift from the Russian Ambassador. No pairings, only implications. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Making Love to Alucard reviews
You are invited to see Alucard as you've never seen him before. Making love to the sadistic vampire won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Soul Searching reviews
Bella's not the only girl Edward has ever written a song for. A short story told in four chapters. Okay fine, I'll admit it - this is my ode to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward - Complete
BITE reviews
This is the story of Elie, an acidic vamp from Romania. Get to know the Cullens from a different, more cynical, perspective and take off on a new adventure with new characters to fall in love with and a few others to hate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,271 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete