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The Torchwood Jigsaw by tasmat reviews
The Torchwood team finds themselves in a dark place,with no explanation of how they got there. Their only clues to escape are the raspy recordings left to them, which guide them through sadistic tests. Live or die, make your choice. Let the game begin.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Asylum by tasmat reviews
As if being subjected to the games of a psychopath weren't enough. Jack's dashed off, Ianto's in the hospital, and Tosh is missing. Owen's gone on a sex-binge and Gwen won't leave her flat. Sequel to "The Torchwood Jigsaw." Go read that first!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,683 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Nothing Seems to Please by elanurel reviews
So before a question, so before a doubt - my hand moves out...and I have the touch. Adult Content. WIP
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Dean W.
Ashes & Dust by blucougar57 reviews
A brutal and senseless attack leaves the Torchwood team reeling, and has potentially deep-cutting consequences for one member in particular.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,184 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Resurrection of Evil by GilFeir reviews
After the harrowing experiences in Mirkwood, Aragorn returns to the Dunedain. When Legolas visits him, dark dreams start to haunt Aragorn. Will tragedy strike again? Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,004 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by GilFeir reviews
Legolas and Aragorn arrive in Mirkwood and there is so much to see and learn that Aragorn nearly forgets the danger that lurks behind every tree. And then something so wicked and horrible happens that it could shatter the future of Legolas and Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,517 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Desperate Obsessions, Dangerous Consequences by Nienna100 reviews
When a man develops an obsession with Legolas, things go drastically wrong, and Legolas' life is put in danger. Will it bring Legolas and Aragorn closer together, or drive them further apart? MPreg, slash, rape. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,868 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Can't Be Saved by Confuse Your Muse reviews
Based on the music video by Senses Fail. Aragorn is a football player, failing chemistry and Algebra II. Legolas is assigned to tutor him. The problem: they don't exactly get along. AL slash. Rated M just to be safe
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,179 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas
Another World by blucougar57 reviews
A rash of inexplicable murders leads to a clash of cultures when a secretive agency moves in on NYPD territory, and Bobby Goren finds he may well have met his match in the mysterious Captain Jack Harkness...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,023 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Misunderstandings by StarLight9 reviews
Gandalf arrives in Rivendell, bearing terrible news. What has Strider gotten himself into this time? Written for Estel Angst Central "Misunderstandings" contest
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
Tis the Season by SerenityJane reviews
Six months, and Jack's finally home. Has been for an entire week, and they still haven’t forgiven him. Gwen’s moody, Owen’s being snarky, Tosh is avoiding him and Ianto’s ignoring him. All alone in the Hub was not how he'd wanted to spend Christmas. Slash
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Use of Scientific Method in the Workplace by SerenityJane reviews
Owen gets bored, so decides to irritate Ianto...all in the name of science, of course. This story is not in the usual style, so please let me know what you think!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Don't Forget to Replace the Batteries by Rambling Thestral reviews
The Fellowship gets dropped into a modern high school to discover that things have changed... Leggy's a prep? No suprises there. But Sam's a wrestler? Merry and Pippin in detention? And our favorite king-to-be attempting to teach Algebra? And ... girls?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,096 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn