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Joined 04-14-08, id: 1551760, Profile Updated: 05-13-12
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Fire Emblem, and Naruto.

Hiya! I've been around here a lot and I'm always leaving anonymous reviews here and there but up until recently that's never been a problem. But lately I've been encountering really good stories that don't allow anonymous reviews so... what the hell. Here! I got an account already, so let me review.

Seesh, stupid writers, always begging for reviews while being discriminative to the anonymous ones. It's still a review!

Anyways, I guess I should put something about myself here... it is a profile/bio after all so... i might as well let it serve its purpose.

Hi! My name is Andrew Michaels... maybe? The guys can call me "the man", but the girls can call me "Man of their dreams", "Future husband", "The Ladies' Choice" or "father of their children", or whichever variation you prefer on that category.

Mains for me would be…

-Final Fantasy VIII: It’s my favorite game. Squall Leonhart and Rinoa Heartilly is my OTP. It’s the best way to make me like you.

-Beelzebub: If Squall x Rinoa is my Game OTP, Oga x Kunieda is my Manga/Anime OTP. But really, I love every single character in this series.

-Naruto: It’s the manga/anime I can’t stop watching. Only when it ends will I be free of it. Gaara is my favorite character but I don’t like pairing him. Naruto and Ino are my main.

-Blue Exorcist/Ao no Exorcist: Rin, Shiemi, Amaimon, Renzou (Shima), Izumo (Eyebrows). Love them.

-Fire Emblem: I enjoyed playing the games that featured Lyn/Hector/Eliwood and Ike. The other games, not so much. My favorite character is Tormod the Fire Sage, though. A little Sain x Florina and Erk X Sierra is always fun though.

-Smash Bros: Kirby (He's a monster! He can even swallow Bowser whole! Don't be fooled by his pink and round appearance). I always play with Marth and Zelda as my main. But I use Toon Link and Yoshi when I want to have some fun humiliating my opponents.

-Full Metal Panic: Chidori Kaname (enough said).

-Kingdom Hearts: No matter how many KH games they are, Sora will always be my main character. I like pairing him with Naminé (On the sadistic notion that he promised his heart will always remember her and that he finds strength whenever she smiles. But when she restored his former memories he forgot all about her and even forgot to say “Thank You”). That’s a romantic drama just wanting to be explored! I also kinda somewhat like the notion of Vanitas dominating Ventus… what’s wrong with me?!

-Big Windup! (Ōkiku Furikabutte): This is a high school baseball manga/anime. It is really focused on the strategy and psychological pressure of playing such a game. Trust me, start watching the anime and I’ll assure you you’ll start loving baseball. And for the girls, watch the anime. There’s a special scene in episode three that I’m sure will hook you to watch the rest of the anime. The relationship between Mihashi Ren, Abe Takaya and Tajima Yuuichirou is something worth viewing.

-Komatta Toki ni wa Hoshi ni Kike (Manga): The only shounen-ai (not yaoi!) that I can be bothered reading.

I've also read Kekkaishi and AirGear, if anybody cares to know. Okay, whatever, I came here to read and that's what I'll do so... bye!

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No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7614 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 4,739 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Naruto's Payment Methods by Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki reviews
Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,538 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Bandeja de plata by Atsun reviews
Sin trabajo y sin casa, genial. Lo único que tenía Lovino era un humor de perros y un currículum bastante penoso. Menos mal que la suerte estaba echada y parecía estar de su parte... a veces, claro. Universo alterno.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,560 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sink or Swim by ChaliceOfBlood reviews
Sasuke is challenged by Kiba to a swimming competition. Only problem is...he has no clue how to swim. He resorts to attending a swimming school with a certain blonde, spiky-haired instructor. Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,044 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No quiero controlarme contigo by deducemyheart reviews
El amor no siempre es racional, y nuestros deseos nos provocan hasta hacerte perder el control. Ventus y Vanitas están a punto de comprobar cuán cierto es esto, y aprender que dejarse llevar no es tan horrible después de todo. Yaoi, Serie de one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ventus/Ven, Vanitas - Complete
Damaged Goods by Sodapops reviews
After failed attempts at getting his friend Sasuke back, Naruto lost faith in the world and opted to become a mere tool for missions. Yet he quickly finds out that things are easier said than done when Kiba starts chasing his ass around. KibaNaru/NaruKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,071 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
To Live is So Much Harder by Lord Talon reviews
After defeating his enemies and keeping his promise to the woman he loves, Naruto's life is happier than ever before. Life, however, can shatter even the strongest of men.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,231 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Visitors to Dissidia by celticskyedancer reviews
Cosmos decides to reward her warriors by inviting those closest to them to come visit them in Dissidia. However, random chaos results involving Zidane's flirting, Shantotto's whacky spells, and the feud between Cloud and Terra.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,181 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Kiss and I Will Surrender by Fifi McFu reviews
Falling in love with another boy is troublesome enough, especially when you thought you were straight. Factor in malicious pasts, dark secrets and the stress of the music world and it's a whole different ball game. FFVII Crossover, Soxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Original Sin by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
AU/Yaoi/Lemon- Naruto is sick of wanting something he supposedly can't have and Minato finds himself unable to refuse. Now if only things would stay that simple. Mina/Naru, one-sided Sasu/Naru. Despite attempts at rewriting now DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
And:Reboot by Silentz reviews
I have a condition. I’m going to forget everything. I’m going to forget you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU. 3-Part-fic. Sequel included.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,870 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Kiba's Long Day by Sam Spam III reviews
Kiba arrives back to Konoha after a tiring mission. Chasing Akamaru to Ichiraku Ramen, Kiba soon finds himself with Naruto. They soon find themselves in Naruto's appartment with mixed feelings. Rated M for the explicit content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Boiling Point by StormofSilver reviews
I want to hate you. I want to hate you so freaking bad, but... I can't. I just can't, and it's tearing me apart. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,769 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Helping & Complaining by kamikaze101 reviews
Naruto is depressed about his breakup with Sakura and is up to Kiba to get his mind off the subject. But while doing this Kiba discovers some feelings of his own that he had yet to acknowledge. Will this complicate things or make them better? KibaNaru ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Resistance Training by SeaCatSD reviews
Naruto's been lacking in certain aspects of his education, but when push comes to shove Tsunade knows just the kunoichi to fill in the gaps. NaruxAnko Mature Content/Slight crack/Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
As You Wish by DnAPnK reviews
I regret ever meeting you, I should've never saved you...Then we would've never met and my life won't be ruined! Naruto have been getting hospitalized frequently, and his reason to it is: I'm only following orders...I have nothing to lose anymore SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Promise of a Lifetime by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Twoshot. He first began to love her when he realized how similar they were. She first began to love him when she saw their differences. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
We Need Each Other :NaruSaku: by BlossomHorse reviews
All of a sudden, everything just fell into place. She needed him. They needed each other, to love and to hold for the rest of their lives. It all just clicked. And Sakura snapped. NaruSaku oh, and it has a song...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect Pair by mysterious-mask reviews
Naruto's back and he has a daughter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,567 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Mysterious Bond by daily-chan reviews
Roxas meets the ghost of a boy he's been dreaming about. He and his friends want to help find out what's happening with the boy, but the truth is shocking. Roxas/Sora paring
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Building My Home With You by KisameHoshigaki257 reviews
At Eighteen, Ino's life was falling apart, when the last person she ever thought would help her came to the rescue. Can one rebuild what was lost, or are they doomed to be lonely forever. Naruto/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,103 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Melancholy of Sora Kazano by Tsukisamu Sayako reviews
Meet Roxas Uchiyama, your average boy just entering high school. Having abandoned his beliefs in the supernatural, Roxas is in for a loop when he meets the eccentric Sora Kazano. Can Roxas survive his first year in high school? AU Roxas/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Just One by Destiny1029 reviews
Just One! The boy pleaded, That's all I need... to get you to love me. Chapter 14: Hospital Visit and Confessions. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox's Mindscape by wolfrun1 reviews
After Sasuke left, Tsunade was worried about Naruto's mental stability. With Ino's mind-entering abilities, will she be able to fix him or will she be too scared?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
More Than I by FanGirlRoyLover reviews
[BoyBoy] Sothe and Tormod gets thrown into a cell. However, escape is near impossible until Tormod did the unthinkable... How will it all end up? Read it, of course. Summaries never tell everything.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
The Deal by Lemurian-Girl reviews
It was a deal, simple as that. Florina would help Sain woo a girl if he agreed to help her get over her fear of men. Sometimes, though, things don't go exactly according to plan...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,043 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Florina, Sain - Complete
One Day by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
He found blood on the bathroom floor. Why did his brother go so far? What could have happened to him? One day changes it all. RoxasXSora. Yaoi. Twincest. Incest.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Lady Marmalade by Babykoalaprincess reviews
AU Peach is a well known prostitute with neither a heart nor morals. What happens when a certain swordsman keeps on coming back for more? One shot, not fluffy, but amusing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Peach, Roy - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 213 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Protecting the Devil by demonesszen reviews
Due to certain happenings, Erk winds up the escort of a pinkhaired devil. Follow them from before Lyn's Story to the end of Eliwood's. ErkxSerra
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,094 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 4/8/2004
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Classmates of Hell reviews
Naruto believes friends means popularity. Ino knows better. "To be cool you have to step on a few of your friends, just be sure you don't step on yourself". The #1 rule of the game? Mask your emotions and don't fall for the target. Easy enough, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 168,212 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Take a deep breath reviews
Two-shot. Be born a twin, lose a twin, love a twin. It hurts because they were one from the beginning. Sora and Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Read the Signs reviews
The more Sothe pushes him away the more Tormod wants to be his "friend". But when Sothe discovers that he might actually like Tormod in a way that goes further than simple frienship, will he finaly let the fire sage in or will he cast him aside forever?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sothe, Tormod