Author has written 9 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Naruto.
Name: Ashley, but i like Ash better.
Age: For me to know and no one else to find out.
Likes:everything green. i love green, its my fav color. reading, i love to read, but when i was little i thought it was the stupidest thing in the world. anything anime, im so addicted to it. right now im hoooked on whatching Beck, its so funny.
Dislikes: preppy people. i just cant stand them. but the one thing i hate most is the rain, it scares the living day lights out of me. oh and i dont like when its cold.
Hobbies: writing, playing rock band, dancing, and just having funny when ever i can.
Fav Animes: Naruto (number one), Death Note, Beck, Bleach, xxxHolic, Tsubasa, Fullmatel Alchemist, Fullmetal Panic, Mar, Prince of Tennis, Shin Chan, Princess Tutu(cant spell, sry), Yu-Gi-OH, Pokemon, Code Geass(like i said cant spell)
Fav Music: rock is number one, but i listen to just about anything that has a good beat to it.
You know you live in the twenty-first century when...
1. 5th. graders cuss.
2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item
3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.
4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.
6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."
7. You were too stupid to read number 5.
8. You just went back to read number 5.
9. You find number 5 isn't there.
10.You start laughing.
11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"
12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.
THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God, CommitedToKiba, itachiluv18
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If Shino is your favorite character, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile. (Well, he's not my ULTIMATE fave, but he's one of my faves.)92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
:If you don't like Neji-Hina copy this into your profile.:
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX,xXFallenSakuraXxfreak-4-God, CommitetToKiba, itachiluv18
If you think Sasori is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list;Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, CommitedToKiba, itachiluv18
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off
The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!)
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!Copy and paste the bunny to your profile in order to help it gain world domination.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, itachiluv18
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
--Put this on yourpage if you loveNaruto!
Check this out...
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorrythat I bought you rosesto tell you that I like you
I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorryThat I'm not cute enoughto be "your guy"
I'm sorryThat I am actually nice;not a jerk
I'm sorryI don't have a huge bank accountto buy you expensive things
I'm sorryI like to spend quality nights at homecuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorryI would rather make love to you then just screw youlike some random guy.
I'm sorryThat I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to date
I'm sorryThat I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorryThat I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorryIf I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorryIf I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorrythat you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorryIf you read this and know somebody like thisbut don't care
But most of all
I'm sorryFor not being sorry anymore
I'm sorryThat you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorryI can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is goodenough to make it in your world.
I'm sorryI caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorryThat I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorryThat I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm SorryThat I cared
I'm sorrythat I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, lonely-Umbreon455, itachiluv18
Random Phrases, Quotes, or Questions:
~Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,Satan shudders says..'Oh shit...she's awake' - (Powerful Women's Motto)
~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
~It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
~You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
~When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
~When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
~You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did.
~Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
~It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
~There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
~Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
~One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
~If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
~You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
~Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot.
~A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.
~Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."
~Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
~Lets flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we'll flip again.
~Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
~Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
~Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
~Procrastination isn't the problem; its the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off!
~We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60. (If you don't get this, I'm sorry for you.)
~A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
~A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
~Don't run in the halls, gliding is more fun!
~Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you.
~If at first you don't succees, redefine success.
~If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
~If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
~There are very few personal problems that can't be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
~Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.
~It's people like you that make people like me need medication.
~Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
~People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
~When in life you fall down, do not look for the problem where you landed. Look for the problem at where you tripped.~Ancient African Proverb
~Courage is not the absence of fear. No, courage is the realization that there is something you find more horrible than fear.-Unknown
~364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
~Fear can prevent people from making the hugest mistake of their lives...but it also can prevent them from making the best choice.
~It is not a human’s power that rules the world; it is a human power that destroys it.
~If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
~Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
~I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
~You are too sarcastic for your own good!!
~God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.
Pick the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm half)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (The other half of me)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS
(Mine r done in bold italic, da1s jus bold arent mine)
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by drippingit all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked himby never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer tofootball to one birthday party after another. You thanked him byjumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends tothe movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watchcertain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. Youthanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked himby being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thankedhim by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campuscarried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dormso you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told youhow deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across thecountry.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . Youthanked him by reading about the burden parents become to theirchildren.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did camecrashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
The Ten Commandments Of EmploymentIf it rings, put it on hold.If it clunks, call the repairman.If it whistles, ignore it.If it's a friend, stop work and chat.If it's the boss, look busy.If it talks, take notes.If it's handwritten, type it.if it's typed, copy it.If it's copied, file it.If it's Friday, forget it
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away.5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
14 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!" and push them behind a shelf2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" once the cashier tells you the price4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!THEY'RE BACK!"6-start a fish stick fight7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!"8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!"9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do10-attempt to fly off a high shelf11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section14-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...
Find the guy...who calls you beautiful instead of hot,who calls you back when you hang up on him,who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,who keeps your picture in his wallet,who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,who holds your hand in front of all his friends,who thinks your beautiful without makeup,one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,the one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, The New Legendary Sannin, lonely-Umbreon455, itachiluv18