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Author has written 9 stories for Ashes to Ashes, Life on Mars, and Demons.
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What If? by Liv Wilder reviews
Based on a prompt: What if the crime in the alley scene in 'Always' had nothing to do with Kate's shooting or her mom's murder. And the John Woo marathon went ahead. Would Kate show up at the loft and what happens next? "His footfalls greet her like an approaching army, striking fear and terror, laced with excitement and something that feels suspiciously like arousal, within her."
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,531 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Busted by shimmeryshine reviews
The story of how Castle and Beckett get totally busted by literally every person they know.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Alone and Together With You by shimmeryshine reviews
"Did you ever think about us here?" - Post Finale, Castle and Beckett stop by her apartment for the first time since she showed up at his door.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Going Up by shimmeryshine reviews
The thing about the NYPD Twelfth Precinct elevator is that it's really the most tempting place to put your hands on someone. The other thing about elevators though, is that sometimes they break.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Warm You Up by shimmeryshine reviews
The morning after or the middle of the night after, just AFTER . Post-finale.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
A Town Like Alex by wombledon reviews
Sequel to One Another's Shadow. A series of armed robberies has the Met perplexed. They're probably linked and if they are, who is behind it? And what, if anything, do they know about Alex? Gene/Alex. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,373 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 9/30/2008
There is Only This by shimmeryshine reviews
Door. Desk. Bookshelf. Bed. Spoilers for the end of the Always promo.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Stay by shimmeryshine reviews
A moment in the break room. Wishful thinking for the end of Undead Again, slight spoilers for the sneaks.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Wherever I'm With You by shimmeryshine reviews
Beckett takes Castle somewhere she's never taken anyone else. Set during the finale, but no real spoilers.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Supply and Demand by shimmeryshine reviews
Castle and Beckett work out their jealousy issues in a supply closet at the Twelfth. Post The Limey.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Story of How I Missed You by shimmeryshine reviews
Post-ep for Headhunters. Beckett stops by Castle's loft to fix some things, both skin deep and otherwise.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Seeing Stars by fenchurcheast reviews
Gene/Alex. Written for A2A Kink Meme Prompt: Alex 'belongs' to Gene for twenty four hours and Gene has Alex on a leash.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Rage Against Time by Siggy reviews
Sequel to Rage of Angels. Tragic events threaten to tear Gene and Alex apart forever as one shock follows another and they find themselves in a race against time to try and stop history repeating itself. NOW COMPLETE
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,848 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Real by grainweevil reviews
Alex, Gene, and so brief a one-shot that if summarised I might as well go the whole hog and tell you the story. Go on, you can spare a couple of minutes. Ah, go on.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Crossroads by EastAnglia reviews
AU. Alex finds herself pulled into another war-torn time and place, drawn to an all-too familiar man.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,038 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Starting Over by louella reviews
My take on how Gene and Alex might rebuild their relationship in series 3. Final chapter now up - I hope you enjoy. Please R&R.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,327 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
In The Dark by EruvandeAini reviews
Alex and Gene are on the hunt for Artemis, but an unfortunate turn of events leads them into a compromising situation which forces Alex to face up to what's been right in front of her...
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
The Rage of Angels by Siggy reviews
July 1982 and London is a dangerous place with a gruesome murder and a possible serial killer on the loose. Gene and Alex grow closer but they are both in danger from unexpected sources. NOW COMPLETE
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,486 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
What the DI saw by skywise012000 reviews
Alex sees something that's private. For Clownish who requested a wank!fic
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
Gene and The Frog by grainweevil reviews
A peek into Gene Hunt's childhood. Inspired by a comment in ep 2x01 of Ashes, but no actual spoilers.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Wet Weekend by EastAnglia reviews
Alex, Gene, jellyfish. What happens in Lowestoft, stays in Lowestoft.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Try Me by EastAnglia reviews
Angsty, drabbly bit of drabble. Nothing much. Gene's inner monologue while Mac is searching Alex's flat. My attempt at trying to make sense of things. Sniff. Rated T for some naughty words.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The Bleak MidWinter by EastAnglia reviews
State of Play 2003 . Della and Bell. Just a fluffy, silly little winter warmer.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Three's a crowd by louella reviews
Gene and Alex don't know what they want. Can a face from the past help out? Now with added epilogue.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Hearts & Flowers by cats-tale reviews
Gene Hunt and Alex Drake - When she closed her eyes, all she could see was him falling, a look of pure astonishment on his face as he crumpled to the ground, crimson stains blooming across his shirt.This story now contains VERY ADULT CONTENT.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 246,036 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Centrefold by grainweevil reviews
The team plan an undercover operation. So to speak. Silly one-shot.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Turning the tables by louella reviews
Alex thinks she's helping Shaz out, but who's really going to be the winner? Galex smut.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Parallel lines by louella reviews
Gene and Alex investigate a murder and learn about each other in the process. Rated M for explict material. NOW COMPLETE
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,823 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Siggy reviews
Just a short little Christmas themed story for Gene and Alex. PLEASE NOTE THE RATING HAS NOW CHANGED. COMPLETE.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
An Honourable Estate by Siggy reviews
A Cranford fic based on characters in the books by Elizabeth Gaskell but mainly the BBC tv series. This is a Mr Carter romance and will differ hugely from the TV series - eventually. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE RATING HAS GONE UP. NOW COMPLETE.
Cranford - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,074 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Gentlemen and Players by grainweevil reviews
An annual fixture for the officers of Fenchurch East turns out to be rather less sporting than first meets the eye. To err on the safe side, rated T for language and a modicum of innuendo.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Insubordination by louella reviews
Alex puts herself at risk and Gene can't take it anymore. FINAL CHAPTER NOW PUBLISHED. Let me know what you think.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,208 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Triple Word Score by grainweevil reviews
Gene, Alex, Ray and Chris while away time at a stakeout by playing Scrabble. Rated T for language and bucket-loads of innuendo.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Cutting a Deal by grainweevil reviews
Gene and Alex strike a deal with unexpected results. Rated T for Gene's encyclopedic knowledge of Bad Words.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
One Another’s Shadow by wombledon reviews
Set after episode 8 of Ashes to Ashes. Just when the team thought things were settling down, Gene receives a strange note. The implications of this note slowly start to change his life forever. Gene/Alex. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,218 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
The Velvet Dark by EastAnglia reviews
ISLAND AT WAR. Baron/Felicity. Can Felicity come to terms with her feelings for the Baron?
Island at War - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,288 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
The Man who sold the World by Siggy reviews
A2A.Gene and Alex have been a couple for a few months now and her nightmares are beginning to recede - but it seems the nightmare is only just beginning for Gene when an old face returns to haunt him. Adult content from the first chapter.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,084 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
To Please a Woman by EastAnglia reviews
VANITY FAIR 1998 . Dobbin smutfic. WARNING! ADULT CONTENT!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
The Consequences of Falling by Gene's Gilly reviews
Gene and Alex - together forever? 2008 - myth or reality? Galex of course! Warning: major character death in chapter 4.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Instrument of State by Siggy reviews
Ashes to Ashes - just a little bit of Gene/Alex fluff - banter, UST and a little dressing up. ADULT CONTENT
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,084 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Handbags and Handcuffs by skywise012000 reviews
Alex makes a mistake and has to be retrained in the correct procedure for restraint and arrest of a suspect Gene/Alex
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by EastAnglia reviews
A game, a question, the truth comes out. Gene/Alex. Warning: adult content!
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by Siggy reviews
Sort of follow up to my 'Gotta get a message to you' fic. Will be Gene/Alex - trapped in different times - will they ever meet again?
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,977 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Not Alone by EastAnglia reviews
Hope arises from tragedy. How will Alex and Gene cope with startling news? GALEX.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Shall We Dance? by EastAnglia reviews
I love weddings, don't you? GALEX angstfluff.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
It's all about timing, this life by louella reviews
Let's be honest, not much in the way of plot here, just the early morning musings of our A2A hero and heroine. Mature content.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Undercover by louella reviews
Another routine operation for Gene and Alex - but will the conclusion bring them together or drive them apart?
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
WET by Siggy reviews
Ashes to Ashes - just a little one-off Alex/Gene encounter with no great plot to speak of. ADULT CONTENT
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Out of the Rain by EastAnglia reviews
Takes place after Series 1 finale. Can Gene help Alex deal with her grief? Probably a one-shot. GALEX.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Gotta get a message to you by Siggy reviews
Ashes to Ashes - AU set after Episode 8 - what would have happened if Alex had got home? A short two-shot story.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Sleepless by EastAnglia reviews
A2A. Galex. Episode tag after Episode 6.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Red Duvet by EruvandeAini reviews
Gene battles with himself. Should he go and see how Alex is? Or not? A one shot based on Alex's dream.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
What Is and What Can Never Be by skywise012000 reviews
Gene/Alex. Ashes to Ashes - after episode 1. Rated M for later chapters - there will be naughtiness, you have been warned
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
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Came the Dawn reviews
The continuing adventures of Rupert Galvin and Alex Drake.
Crossover - Ashes to Ashes & Demons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2010
Easter Eggs: Ashes to Ashes Series Three reviews
I swore I wouldn't, but here I am, unable to stop. Alex/Gene, filling in the gaps. I hope you enjoy them.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010
Reconnection reviews
How to follow up the truth with the truth. Just a quick one-shot to help some of us cope. Alex/Gene. Of course.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Demons: Guilt and Redemption reviews
What's a demon slayer to do when guilt's got the best of him? See a psychologist, of course. Obvious crossover....
Crossover - Ashes to Ashes & Demons - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,142 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Rupurt G. - Complete
Easter Eggs: Ashes to Ashes Series Two reviews
You know how they put Easter eggs on dvds? Extra scenes or bonus material you have to look extra hard to find? That's what this is. The missing scenes from Ashes to Ashes series 2 - that they didn't film or write, and that I wish they had. Alex/Gene.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Giving A Toss reviews
Just a little distraction. PWP. Guilt free enjoyment.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2009
Double or Quits reviews
Alex/Gene. Gene's in a betting mood. Definitely for mature audiences only.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
A New Year reviews
Alex rings in 1982 with the team. Alex/Gene. M for a significant amount of smut. ADULT CONTENT.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 209,038 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Luck By Nature reviews
Gene/Mrs. Luckhurst. What made him shout like that? And what if they hadn't been interrupted? Total PWP. Be warned.
Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete