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I HAVE A PLOT BUNNY. However, it's going to be a damn long time before it goes up because I want it to be as well-written and uncliched as possible. (Which will be difficult - the uncliched part, that is - because I'm sure there are plenty of Twilight stories where Bella is pretty much the girl next door who has a crush on Edward who lives next door who has a girlfriend. Which is as far as I've gotten with the plot so far.)

I'm not sure how to start this off, so I'll just jump in and say whatever.

1. FOR THE LOVE OF WRITING, PLEASE DO NOT BE MELODRAMATIC. Because honestly, would YOU react like that? If it's not a trait and they're not doing it for show, DO NOT BE MELODRAMATIC. It makes me want to scream.

2. I may not have stories up but dude, I can totally tell you when your writing sucks. Although I admit (rather shamefacedly), sometimes I'm wrong. SOMETIMES.

3. Fix your punctuation. If you're going to add in who said such-and-such at the end of their saying such-and-such, a) you put a comma at the end of the dialogue and before the quotation mark, and b) you lowercase "he" or "she" or "they" or whatever. You uppercase names and the first letter in the beginning of sentences. (Remember that last bit. PLEASE uppercase the first letter in the beginnings of sentences.)

Remember: "Let's eat, Grandpa!" "Let's eat Grandpa!" Punctuation saves lives.

4. PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPELL. At the very least, use Spellcheck or pay attention to those little red lines on the bottoms of your words. Again, for the love of writing. Also for the love of future generations. Because seriously? We are SO screwed if we forget how to spell correctly. LIKE MAJORLY SCREWED IN AN APOCALYPTIC SORT OF WAY. Do you understand me? -grabs you by your collar and pushes you up against a wall in a very manic way- DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?? -wild eyes-

But seriously yo.

5. Don't put more than 2 people's dialogues on the same line or in the same paragraph. Make separate paragraphs. That's how good writing works. And sure, you may not be a published author, but even if people don't say anything about it, people still don't LIKE to read bad writing. They (myself included) might read it because it's a good plot and it's going well and they like it and the writing is otherwise OK, but hey, try your best, alright? And OK, so you might not be able to put up a chapter every 3 days. That's fabulous. You don't have to. You actually do have a choice, and it's not life-or-death, no matter how many people say they'll virtually run you through with virtual pitchforks that virtually hurt like virtual hell if you don't update ASAP. -shifty eyes-

6. Take your cues from books. Books don't have double exclamation marks, or double question marks. Books don't have more than one person's dialogue in the same paragraph.

7. Try to cut your paragraphs shorter. Ya, there are long paragraphs in books, but it's harder to read long paragraphs on here because there are such long lines. And good paragraphs have one subject in them. Don't have something about thus-and-so's car and how Alice is driving Bella crazy with constant shopping and what thus-and-so is doing tonight in the same paragraph. I implore you.

8. Flaming emails amuse me. Just so you know. And you don't have to defend the author of the story I gave a flaming review to. If s/he wants to get all pissed at me and let me know it, s/he will. If s/he doesn't, you don't have to do it for them.

9. Don't use the same adjective twice too quickly, unless you're describing multiple things the same way, and it's sort of a joke. Meaning, don't describe Edward's hair and Edward's chest muscles wonderful in 1 or 2 (possibly even 3, depending) sentences in a row. It doesn't sound right. If you can't think of anything else, fine.

10. Before you post your next chapter, read it aloud. You might have edited it without reading it aloud, but reading it aloud definitely helps. You find when you put a comma in the wrong place. ...And other stuff, but I can't think of it right now.

11. Again, yes, I know you're not a published author, and may not even be aspiring to be an author. But hey, if you're posting stories for the public to read - try your best.

That's all for now.

- RockinWriter (Who Eternally Has Awesomer Writing Than You Do. And If I Don't? Prove It.)

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A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,161 - Follows: 7,823 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screwing Up by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
A psychology experiment on dreams accidentally lands Edward in bed with his enemy’s best friend. Trapped between hate and desire, frustration and relief, he and Bella must now find a way to beg forgiveness for ever falling in love. AU, AH, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Midnight Caller by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella is left alone for the evening and has the entire house all to herself. Well, maybe not quite. . .M for dark, smutty times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
The Bookshop by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
A chance meeting in a bookshop could lead to more between Jasper and Bella. AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,711 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Scars of Ink and Flame by theladyingrey42 reviews
I began with his brow, my fingers tracing lightly the wounds where metal had pierced his flesh. He was my own self in the mirror, through the looking glass, his fingers on my piercings where I had run my own body through." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Five Sketches by Zayz reviews
LJ. Five little vaguely romantic drabbles all based on the phrase: "It's Tuesday. I like you." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Finding the Beauty in the Beast by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Ten years ago Edward Cullen was a very different man from the one Bella married. Ten years ago, he was broken, scarred and disfigured, and had stopped believing in true love. But with Bella, he found his own happy ending. – Written for the OUATC – AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Connected by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
They were highschool sweethearts,madly in love. College and insecurities caused them to drift apart. One night,at a gig in a seedy Seattle club,they reunite and reconnect.One-shot for Tattward & Inkella Contest. A/H.OOC. E/B. M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
I love marriage and the hot steamy sex by xoVampiresxo reviews
Critically acclaimed third installment to the WPT series! Read that story on my page first or you won't really understand. LOTS of drama in this one now. TONS of lemons. Unashamed of lemons. Rated M for lemons and language used in further chapters...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,687 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6487 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keep Your Hands to Yourself by liljenrocks reviews
Love is never supposed to be easy. It's even worse when you throw in the imprint! A story about Paul's daughter, Jared's son, and Sam's son.Rated M for language and Lemons! Spin-off of yay4shanghai's A Fun and Easy Way to Go Down a Dress Size
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,862 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Paul, Rachel - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Wherever You Go by BamBam42 reviews
Life Never goes the way you planned it. When Bella goes on an international exchange for her final year of high school nothing is left unchanged, tragedy rips through her life. M for lemons. EXB, AH, AU. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Twist of Fate by orgyinhoboken reviews
ALL HUMAN! Edward Cullen is an arrogant jackass and when Bella Swan, the family's old friend moves in next door with her father, Edward uses her to make his ex jealous. But what happens when he soon wants her for her and not to get someone else?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,286 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8027 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,379 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Is Blind by Pomegranate23 reviews
In the human world, people have to find love without the help of blood lust. What would happen if Bella and Edward met on a blind date?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008
Love's Music by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella: Rich, and naive, runs away from home to Manhattan to pursue her dreams in New York. Edward: The handsome, caring man who offers Bella a home to stay. Of course, nothing comes without a price... R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Purely Business by Zayz reviews
LJ. "They didn’t do it out of love. They were not in love, nor did they want to be. They barely knew each other. None of this was romantic, not even close. What they had together was purely business." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4851 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Locket of the Sea by ICantRemberSodAll reviews
Sequel to Your Hearts At Sea. Follow Harry,Draco and Alice on their adventure to obtain their Grandfathers locket.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,335 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Chase by HM TAFFY reviews
The first day of a new year at College. Edward is ready to commit himself to another year but it would be easier if his sister Alice stopped destroying his underwear. And if her new roommie wasn't so mouth-watering. Usual parings - All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,961 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6309 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Love by EmmettIsMyHero reviews
- "So what you're saying is...you want to be friends... with benefits?" - A story of how two best-friends took an unexpected path in their relationship. The drama, trials and adventures...but in the end, will they finally see what they are supposed to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
On the Way to Lunch by Zayz reviews
LJ. On the way to lunch, Lily and James indulge in a little conversational banter. Just a fun little dialogue-only one-shot. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
The Halloween Fair by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is roped into going to the Fair by Alice on Halloween. What she doesn't know that the boy she had a crush on, is coming along too. He didn't notice her last year, but he sure does now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morning People by Zayz reviews
LJ. On a sudden impulse, she tilts her head so that her lips brush by the soft skin of his ear lobe and she whispers, “So you do believe in romance?” Some nauseating morning fluff. You've been warned. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Turning Point by Zayz reviews
LJ. “You are going to be head-over-heels in love before the first day of sixth year. The turning point has happened. You’ve already dug your own grave.” A seemingly normal morning run-in with James Potter goes horribly wrong. Significant language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
New Beginnings by Seyance reviews
Bella is transferred to Edward's company. Her and Edward find themselves into a very deep relationship shortly after they meet. Suddenly, something causes Bella and Edward's lives to change forever! Bella/Edward, All Human. READ&REVIEW. ITS LOVE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,961 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Property Damage by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward loses his temper when Bella decides to go out unsupervised during her first year as a vampire. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Building a Family by muggleinlove reviews
Fourth Part to the Camp Wilderness Series. Edward and Bella are now married and are expecting an addition to their family. Follows their lives through the years as they build a family and face the obstacles life has in store for them. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,624 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Work is a positive thing by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella, a lawyer-trainee is given the opportunity to work at one of New York's most prestigious law firm, being under the handsome and delicious entrepreneur, Edward Cullen, as his assistant? Will things grow steamy and sparks sent flying? Lemons assured
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 95,062 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deep Breath by Ruby89 reviews
All Lily wanted to be is a pirate. when the ship she works on is being attacked by them,she joins their crew by disguising as a boy. now she needs to prove herself in front of their captain James Potter,who swore to never let a woman step on his ship. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,034 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Ex List by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella is cursed to stay lonely for the rest of her life, if she doesn't find her soul mate in a year. There's a catch though. She has to sought out her true love in the many exes she dumped. How will she fair? What mischief awaits? All human, "Lemonade"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella
Child's Play by Zayz reviews
LJ eventually. "This is your life, Lily. Yours. Live it as you want, but know, this is reality you're in. It's not child's play anymore, and it never will be." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Remembrance by Zayz reviews
LJ. Fourshot. Deals with four seasons worth of learning to live on one's own in the middle of a war the year after Lily graduates Hogwarts, beginning with autumn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Wedding Night by Hanna Rae reviews
Edward and Bella the night and morning after their wedding. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,293 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Always Be there by Dayyy213 reviews
Bella works as a receptionist at a hotel edward comes to stay at. They meet and hit it off. Better than it sounds. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,643 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Needs and Wants by averysubtlegift reviews
All human. B/E Edward and Bella meet, but Bella has a long-distance boyfriend named Jacob. Will the course of true love run smooth? Does Alice know more about the future than she's letting on? Fluff, drama, and "lemonade".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,685 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
To Show You Love by UsayImaDreamer reviews
A story about the buildup to E/B's wedding, the night of, and all the happiness and pleasure that exists between the two. But how long will fate let them have their happiness? Breaking Dawn-spoilerish -- REVIEW if you want MORE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,847 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stupidities of Man by Zayz reviews
SBOC, LJ, as told by OC. Fourth year for Ainsley Catherwood and Lily Evans means homework, gossip, dances, boys, introspection, sarcasm, and this year, maybe the possibility of love on the horizon. M for language, full summary inside. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - OC, Lily Evans P.
Broom Cupboard by Zayz reviews
LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Tale of Codependency by iSparkle616 reviews
The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
To Date or Not to Date by Zayz reviews
LJ. James asks Lily what her ideal date with him would be - because that way, she wouldn't be able to refuse! Slight language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Staring by Zayz reviews
LJ. "It all starts with the staring. Every bit of it – the good and the bad – starts with the staring; the surveillance, the attention, the intensity of each glance, no matter how brief it is." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Subject to Change by BamBam42 reviews
*new summary* post eclipse, what happens after leaving the meadow, how will the wedding go, and Bella's change, more importantly, after Bella's change? what secret can edward discover about his past that will change their lives? R&R *finished*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,437 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Vampires on 'Vacation' by ForeverImmature reviews
MY FIRST FIC: squee! The Cullen family go to Denali. With Bella! We meet the mysterious clan, who are all rather interesting... and... beautiful.. R&R pleease xx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Shopaholic's Fantasy by BubblyLit reviews
In an attempt to rescue Bella from Alice's shopping addiction, The Cullen's join the girls on a shopping extravaganza only to be found...conveniently locked in the mall for the night! But before panicking...Why not...Have a little fun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
A Change in the Tide of Fate by EdwardlovesChristyalways reviews
Edward is the Prince of Meyerland. Bella just moved into the country and is trying to find a living and ends up working in the palace. She finally encounters Edward as he saves her one night. A fairytale. But original. BXE LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,185 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007