Ever since birth, Siegfried has been able to commune with the Norse gods through small screens and quests that they gave him. It was a simple life until everything began to change as he grew older and entered the world as a man. Now the gods bayed him to raid his neighbors, clash against the greatest names in history, and carve his name so deep into history it will never fade.

Lyra and Lemy Loud are sent by their rockstar mother to spend a few weeks in Michigan with their Uncle Lincoln. What should be a few weeks of fun is instead turned into something far different when a terrible secret is discovered. Various Loudcest pairings as a background plot element.

The married life wasn't ever something that Emiya Shirou envisioned for himself, and yet he was now a househusband nonetheless. He loved his wife to death—even if that mecha school put her in a bad mood sometimes—but wasn't all this Infinite Stratos nonsense kind of a pain?

The universe was never kind to Felicia Hardy, but lately it's been cruel. Between college and supervillains and wizards, she's overwhelmed. But she doesn't have to do it all alone. Her partner, Spider-Man, is all she could ever want: noble, smart, handsome (probably), and brave. Her classmate, Peter Parker, isn't too bad either, even if he does act a little strange sometimes.

Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.

The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.

Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.

"Dear Mother and Father, my adventures as an overpowered isekai protagonist proceed as expected. The masochistic knight is still crazy, the demented explosion maniac is still a loli, and the mentally childish goddess is still useless. Oh, also, I seem to have become a hentai rape orc, but that's just background noise at this point."

Karasuba never had any intention of finding her "Destined One"; to spill blood, any Ashikabi would do. With that said, she was never supposed to meet a genocidal maniac as sick and twisted as Emiya Shirou. Maybe romance wasn't dead after all.

Youth is a lie, yet cake isn't. Let me explain: there comes a time in the life of a young man when he'll be unavoidably faced with temptation. It may take plenty of forms, yet most of them will be easily resisted. Underage drinking? Smoking? Skipping classes? Yes, they are tempting, but, as youth itself, easily resisted. Unlike cake. Christmas Cake. Nobody likes dieting.

It was a war that spanned across two generations. It was a war that tore Jugdral to pieces. It was a war between those who only did what they thought was right. It was a war manipulated by those who had suffered too much. It was a war filled with tragic mistakes and crippling hope. It was a war immortalized by the survivors, and this is their tale. (FE4 Novelization)

When you're from another world, mopping classrooms and organizing bookshelves at Garreg Mach for room and board is a pretty sweet deal. It seems easy enough to keep a low profile, but as an outsider in a world like Fódlan, you'll need to make friends fast to stay employed—and alive.

It all started when Hachiman woke up to a blue screen box telling him that his life is now a… Dating sim. *cue dramatic thunder*

In a world where metahumans and superheroics are common place, Lincoln Loud is just trying to get through each day with as little fantastical chicanery as possible. Then his one of his estranged, metahuman sisters drops by for a visit, and that becomes significantly more difficult. Has a tvtropes page.

"I may be Dunmer, but I am the Dragonborn, and I will defend your people whether they like it or not." Expands on Skyrim. Features fleshed out characters, content from earlier games and apocrypha, alternate choices and consequences for actions. WARNING: Contains mature content, including sexual themes, violence, and in-depth examinations of lore.

After a heist gone awry, high-schooler MC is mistaken for a thief and saddled with a bounty worth millions. Now a coveted Black Market prize, MC enters the crosshairs of four lethal bounty hunters, all of whom operate under the guises of innocent high-school girls. Faced with dire odds, can MC outwit his would-be killers, or is he fated to become the world's most valuable corpse?

The Hedgehog's Dilemma dictates that despite the intention of a reciprocal relationship, it may not occur for reasons that two individuals cannot avoid. Despite good will, human intimacy cannot occur without substantial mutual harm, and what results is cautious behavior and weak relationships. (Warning: VERY slow fic. Also serious adult themes and lemons. Bondage not in story.)

Hachiman Zenin had been expecting an unusual day getting ready for the Goodwill event, but being attacked by a Special Grade Curse was only the start of the surprise. This is Zenin Hachiman and Hiratsuka Shizuka's story.

When Tonks is captured by Death Eaters during Christmas break of Harry's 5th year, and the Order refuses to listen to him, Harry goes to rescue her on his own. Tonks is in bad shape after being severely tortured, and Harry takes it upon himself to nurse her back to health with a rather unconventional treatment. (Only brief depictions of torture, Harry/Tonks)

Lincoln Loud struggles to make ends meet as a comic book artist. His sisters have all gone on to better things, all except Lisa, just released from Prison. An experiment designed to get her back into the limelight sends him to a dimension where he has children with his sisters. These unthinkable circumstances are his new reality. Inspired by Red Herald's story.

Post series. While on a visit to his friends and loved one's graves, a Digger meets an old friend. As time goes by and the two get to know each other again, the nature of their relationship begins to change...

Hikigaya Hachiman is dead! The End roll credits... But wait! A 28 year old loser takes his place! Can our 'nameless' hero find something genuine in a world he knows is fake? Can Hiratsuka sensei ever get married? Can YOU accept Haruhi into your heart? Find out in this romantic comedy on crack! This story is Rated: Hard T for Strong Language... probably.

All Hachiman and Shizuka wanted was a normal date night, and that's thankfully what they got. Sure, they may not have been a normal couple but they were still a couple none the less. A surprise meeting leads to some introspection on how they ended up on the people around them and their relationship. It wasn't ending any time soon, in fact, it was only going to get stronger.

Kazuma always said his party was useless, but he never did anything about it. One day, he decides to stop thinking about what he wants, and start thinking about what the girls want. And more importantly, how he can use that to his advantage.

Jaune's new team Gaslights, Gatekeeps, and Girlbosses its way from one mental health crisis to another. A story about self-improvement, failing to live up to your own expectations, cute girls suffering emotionally, and learning how Blake somehow goes from Bland to Best Girl. The ride only stops in case of emergency, and crippling trauma is NOT an emergency!

Four mentally ill dangers-to-society poorly disguise themselves as functional people in an effort to prevent gross brain parasites from turning them into squid-faced monsters and only incidentally try to save Baldur's Gate from a bunch of hasbeens who make their lack of relevancy everyone's problem.

Whenever she comes over as Becky, Ren makes sure that Sadayo Kawakami always has a place to rest and recharge. When she finds herself at a crossroads with the Takases, Ren offers her something more physical, and she struggles with her conscience to do the right thing.

[AU] It was the school break before his first year in Sobu High and Hikigaya Hachiman was deep in thought. He realized that as of now, he was pretty pathetic and led a bland life. So, he decided that he is going to change that. UPDATED! :)

Most of the time, a hero is rewarded for saving the world. Instead, Kazuma was sent back to highschool with an even weirder group than before.

Palpatine knows exactly how Padme Amidala died-trying to save her fool of a husband. What he can't understand is why she won't stop trying... (Essentially) Canon-compliant multi-chapter Padme-haunts-Palpatine fic, spanning ROTS to ROTJ.

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

Things stagnate, life carries on, but people have little incentive to change. Or so Hikigaya Hachiman believes, until everything he once knew suddenly isn't. Stranded in a Chiba similar yet markedly different from his own, Hachiman is left to find a way home, or succumb to a world with familiar-faced strangers. But then, perhaps there's more to a new reality than meets the eye. AU.

Hachiman knew it was for the best he said nothing. That was the next best thing he could do since he couldn't get rid of these feelings for the one girl he knew he absolutely shouldn't. Regardless, he was going to try anyway; it wasn't like he was a stranger to rejection. Neither was Shizuka, or in her case, disappointment. So, what happened when they surprised each other?

Though the path they walk is one that is dyed blood red, it is a path they take together. A tale of friendship, heartache, and love between the Adrestian Emperor and her beloved mentor from their days at the monastery, up until the very end. A retelling of Crimson Flower.

He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.

A story in which Aqua accidentally gives Kazuma the harem he's always wanted, but not the girls he was hoping for. Will he be able to resist their increasing lust for him in time for Wiz to finish the antidote, or will he become their unwilling prey?

The Sith Order faces a crisis when adepts who don't adhere to the Rule of Two appear before Emperor Palpatine. There's a chance to learn about Force powers long thought lost, yes, but before that, a compromise needs to be met before carefully orchestrated machinations fall apart. It's a pity that Mustrum Ridcully was never much for compromise.

Yukinoshita Yukino is the Student Council President. Hikigaya Hachiman is still a loner. After rejecting his essay, Hiratsuka-sensei gives Hikigaya a different assignment: spend time in an online literature chatroom and make a friend. There's not many interesting topics and even fewer people of interest… except for a user named Snow Leopard.

Hikigaya Hachiman and his journey, to find where he belongs. Cast away from Chiba for two years before having to return, an alien yet homely city greets him. And something swims in the undercurrent just out of sight. [Supernatural Setting] [Xianxia/Wuxia Elements]

The King takes a Bride. [HachiShizu Smut]

Azoth Surana grew up in the Denerim Alienage and he never imagined leaving it nor the people there. However, fate would force his hand first with a quest of vengeance, and then one to save the world. A world he's not entirely certain is worth saving.

[100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You x OreGairu] [Momoha Bonnouji x Hachiman Hikigaya] [Nadeshiko Yamato x Hachiman Hikigaya] [Momoha Bonnouji was in love with Hachiman Hikigaya and that was really scary. Their love was the real deal, which led to marriage, kids and grandkids, the whole until death do us apart kinda deal.] [Two-shot]

It is...was wrong. As you expected.

She goes by Monika and her femur requires 1721 PSI to break. She has 5.2 liters of blood. I am a binary copy of polypeptide chains and altered carbon. Sometimes she kills me. Sometimes I kill her. She won last time. I don't know how long we've been doing this, but we're running on best two out of three rules.

When Dimitri and Edelgard reunite at Garreg Mach Monastery, Dimitri eagerly tries to rekindle their dormant friendship. It's a bloody, painful, and destructive path Edelgard walks, but she grows appreciative to the fact that she won't have to walk it alone. (Eventual Dimigard and merging of both Azure Moon and Crimson Flower routes). [COMPLETE]

Not all of this journey came from falling in love, but all the implications of relating to you helped me once again feel, suffer, succeed, and lose. I felt fear and happiness, I had faith and thought logically. I once again, am.

Hachiman Hikigaya and Shizuka Hiratsuka had a close relationship. And with that close bond came the indulgences that accompanied it; indulgences that they partook in, one peaceful summer morning.

It was a particularly hot day and school was a drag, so Hachiman wanted something cold to grant him some relief. In other words, Hikki gets a smoothie. Shitpost.

An age old question: what does Yukinoshita Haruno want? Is it really just a fun night out? (Haruno POV, twoshot)

It goes without saying that a witcher's life is one of thankless peril: brutal training, mutations, vagrancy, and all they get for it are insults and a few coins to tide them over to the next contract. Still, to be a witcher is to lead a fascinating life, and Harry tries to make the most of his. Heavy AU.

Tohsaka Yukio was Rin's elder twin brother. As he possessed neither of his sisters' unique talents, his life was ordinary, normal, untouched by the troubles of magic and magi — until, one cold, February day in 1994, it wasn't. 10 years later, he must face the bloody ritual known as the Holy Grail War, before it takes what little family he has left.

Highschool has ended. Hiratsuka Shizuka has fallen in love with Hikigaya Hachiman in the First Year of his College. And the part before which every Romantic Comedy ends has begun. What will the couple find in this uncharted territory? (Corrected)

She was right. Stories are full of tragedy. It rarely ends well. But this time...it can be different.

An anthology of interconnected one shots detailing the various moments in Hikigaya and Hiratsuka-sensei's love story. Fluffiness, wholesomeness and cuteness galore! (Hachiman x Hiratsuka-sensei, duh.)

A reunion. Followed by a rekindling of feelings.

It was something neither had expected, but both had secretly wanted. The question remained: where exactly did something like that lead? The answer: perhaps not where either was expecting. Rated high T for adult themes.

It was a foolish optimistic belief that the hectic times in his life would cease when he went on a hiatus as a mercenary. Life was never so simple. From angsty teens, pesty teachers to obnoxious social cliques. Yeah, school definitely sucked. Was a divine being denying his choice to coast a simple, opulent life? [Enhanced Hachiman] [Prideful Hachiman] [Hachiman x Harem]

Hikigaya doesn't usually celebrate his birthday, so everyone decides to throw him a surprise party. Crossposted from AO3.

Ordered to the Capital Wasteland to retrieve the property of Mister Robert Edwin House, the Mojave Courier comes face to face with a demon from her forgotten past, even as a new ally is forced to look towards his own future.

The Sole Survivor is kind of a dick. And addicted to chems. But he's got the greatest plan this side of the Commonwealth: put a bullet in every last drug kingpin, raider overlord, and mafia boss in Boston. Hancock thinks it's brilliant. Cait knows they're all going to die. And MacCready still has no idea why he hangs out with these guys. M!SS/Cait. M!SS/MacCready Bromance.

Limpet AU longshot, set during Chapter 6 of Meet the Skywalkers. In which Vader discovers he really should have thought that whole claim-the-throne-and-immediately-abdicate plan through a little bit more. As usual, banter meets angst meets fluff.

After a bad day, Hikigaya Hachiman comes to the rooftop to vent his frustrations. This time, however, someone was with him. And as it turns out, venting with someone else feels much better than venting alone.

I tried to make this a yandere Sensei shitpost at first, but failed miserably, and it ended up being a cringe snippet with a clingy Shizuka. Assessment: we're too big of simps to actually make her look bad.

Hikigaya Hachiman is punished for an outrageous essay, the verdict is he will join a club…as president and sole member? He will then have to make the service club a home for him and any other future members

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

College Shizuka x Hachiman AU. Might feel a bit OOC. I also need to come up with better titles. Hachiman sighs. He wants to say something back. He really does. But he makes the mistake of looking into her eyes. Because looking at Shizuka Hiratsuka is never a good idea. It hasn't been a good idea from the very beginning. Yet he looks despite himself.

Out of everything Ryuji expected to see today, his best friend making out with Ms. Kawakami was definitely not one of them.

Yang Xiao Long was many things. Fun, charismatic, beautiful, not to mention a kick-ass huntress. But the perfect girlfriend? She'd never given that one a go, until now. When Jaune is in need of a pretty girl to impress his sister, a bored Yang leaps at the chance to pretend for a day. She never would have expected to fall in love with his family. Or him. Cover art by Naomigumbs.

This timeless wish of ours… (This story is in English)

The light novel series Love and Coffee, written by Hikigaya Hachiman, is currently the most popular in all of Japan. But the story of its inspiration is anything but a romantic comedy...

High School Shizuka AU. Hachiman and Shizuka reunited after a day's worth of school shenanigans, but it all went downhill when Hachiman suddenly turned grumpier, leaving her alone in the rain. The next day, Shizuka discovered - Hachiman was a lot softer and talkative when sick.

It’d be humorous wouldn’t it? To toy with the concept of marriage.

High school Shizuka x Hachiman AU. Might feel OOC, because I don't really know how a younger Sensei would act. Hachiman and Shizuka have a picnic on a warm, summer day, and Shizuka makes a daisy chain. Among the teasing, from Shizuka's part, and Hachiman denying he takes care of her.

It was said wherever there was darkness, there would always be light and vice versa. Personally, Scathach felt herself aligning with the former saying. Darkness and death and battle, those things defined her, but not the man she'd come to love. Ritsuka had a light about him she'd come to cherish, and apparently it'd enchanted another "ghost" he'd picked up.

[AU] After College in Tokyo University, Hachiman is forced to work under his Father, he never became the Househusband that he wanted to be. Now that he's an upstanding member of society, he has completely turned away from his past self and does his absolute best in everything that he does. He even has a girlfriend now, actually two, and maybe more as the story goes on...?

That time Tobe Kakeku questioned a lot of things. Even as a shitpost fic, this is the cringest thing i ever wrote. Enjoy.

He saved Sakura, he married Rin, he's yet to find his Saber... and then, amid a cataclysmic war between the planet and the moon, Shirou is summoned to an Artoria he has never met. She's not the one he seeks. She says she'll help him look. A fusion of FSN's three routes into a Nasuverse grand finale. One more deployment; one final journey; one last episode.

...you have to crack an Egg. Minor AU, immediately post ROTJ. After the dust settles, somebody's got to go through Darth Dad's things.

Exactly what the title says.

A lonely Yoko yearns for companionship in the world Team Dai Gurren saved and Simon returns to give it to her. Their pasts of hardship and loss spiral them toward each other, and the tunnels they dig lead to a world of new possibilities. A post-ending, pre-epilogue story. Characters may be OoC sometimes. Rated T for now, language and borderline adult situations, may escalate to M.

After confessing to Yukinoshita and getting rejected, Hikigaya lost his connection to the two people he loved the most. With the club disbanded, and Sensei transferring schools, what will Hikigaya Hachiman do? Will he ever find something genuine?

Hikigaya entered his senior year of high school without any great expectations. However, a tiny bit of meddling by fifth dimensional beings is all it takes to change everything. All of a sudden, he has the one thing he has never had, and the girls just can't seem to keep their hands off him. (Harem, lemons, possible OOC-ness)

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, Would scarcely know that we were gone. - In which Robert Joseph MacCready reluctantly falls in mutual weirdness with the most infuriating human being he's ever met. M!SS/MacCready

"Wake up, it's Christmas". Random HachiShizu AU attempt I wrote on the spot while waiting for the next class to start. Also Hiratsu Kawaii, Shizu Kawaii is totally the true ending.

How do you keep from despairing when every pleasurable thing you grasp at crumbles to dust? How do you keep from becoming a monster when you're surrounded by manipulation and betrayal? In the end, it's the little things that keep you whole and sane.

One night, in a lost temple far beneath the Sword Coast, dark forces stirred with dark intent towards the children of a dead god. Battle was joined, and when the smoke cleared only two of these special children still lived. Or... was it three? (Revised Chapter 25 uploaded 8/12/2019)

Sadayo Kawakami wanted nothing to do with Akira Kurusu, her new transfer student. He was a problem child with a criminal record and she simply wished he was taken off her hands. She had no idea how much her life would change after a accidental encounter with him during her night job, or how important a person he would become in her life, just like she would his.

Finishing middle-school, Hikigaya Hachiman found himself in two ways road, wich path would he take? Living a lonely existence and become the loner or become truthful with what he really wanted and overcome the adversities that came his way.

On a visit to Royal Woods, Ronnie Anne is approached by a group of old friends who believe that Lincoln is sexually involved with one of his sisters. Ronnie Anne is skeptical but events conspire to change her mind and she joins them to prove once and for all that Lincoln is a nasty Chris Chan wannabe. [Commission]

What they had was a forbidden relationship on multiple levels, especially given the scandals that had already shaken up Shujin. Still, what they had, Akira and Sadayo wouldn't give up for anything. They still had some obstacles to face, but it wasn't anything they couldn't handle. Their relationship was many things, but it wasn't by any means weak.

After his family is killed by invading forces, a young desert-dweller is radicalized into an ancient religion and fights back. Oneshot.

Snippets and pieces of Persona 3, showing Death's host and the Kirijo heiress and that sometimes one's own humanity is enough to make a difference. That absolute destruction isn't enough to stop one simple truth. That two in harmony surpass one in perfection.

Hiratsuka-sensei smokes too much. One-shot.

After yet another unfortunate death in the process of adventuring, Kazuma finds the girls treating him in a drastically different manner. Concerned that they're cursed or being controlled somehow, he weaves his way through a maze of unexpected feelings and revelations in an attempt to uncover just what has his friends acting so aloof.

Several months had passed and the circumstances surrounding the apathetic boy painted his initially insipid life with much more colour. But the fact of the matter still stands: monotony was never destined for Hikigaya Hachiman. So as per his middle school nightmare, leave it to one attractive woman to bring a drastic change in his initially stagnant life. HachiHarem

It finally happened. My abusive, closet otaku sensei has somehow managed to get engaged. By all means I should be happy for her, since someone finally took her after all these years. For some reason I'm not happy though. In fact, I'm incredibly unhappy. I would even go as far as to say I've never been more upset in my entire life.

Teeny tiny little fluff of an imagined conversation between Spike and Faye after the events of Pierrot Le Fou.

Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)

[InuSanNar] Human, youkai, hanyou. When the scariest of monsters can pass for man, who are the real demons? Sequel to Mine Enemy.

Hachiman Hikigaya accepted with bored apathy that he would be spending his summer in the middle of nowhere, lazily passing the days by until he gets back home. That is until he meets a mysterious, strange and cynical older woman who begins to draw him out of his bored existence. With brand new experience and people, this summer might be the one that changes his life for good. (AU)

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

"Entropy is the natural state of the universe, Captain. All systems inevitably dissolve. And when that day comes to Halcyon, we will be ready." In which Ellie hates everyone and everything, then learns to maybe not hate everyone and everything so much. Male Captain/Ellie

Kakashi loved Konoha a little less and his father a bit more. What happens next changes the face of history. However, Team 7's destiny years later is still wrapped with the silver-haired man's and an intricate dance begins. (Cross-posting on AO3 and undergoing a rewrite)

A hero more rust than man let loose in a galaxy of myriad grays, walking the familiar steps and seeking answers at the end of that long, winding road. (Editing ch26)

After bouncing from one place to another for most of his life, Souji Seta finds himself in the sleepy town of Inaba. Over the next year, he will find himself drawn into a mystery beyond his imagination, and finally make some friends. Novelization of Persona 4, with emphasis on Souji's relationship with Naoto.

After their parents die in a car crash, Lincoln and Lori have a falling out that lasts for years. Can they repair it or is their relationship over? (oneshot) [commission]

Sam and Luna now live together in the city and Lincoln attends college a few miles away. When he agrees to spend his spring break with them, Sam notices that Luna is excited...maybe a little too excited. Realizing she likes the idea of Lincoln and Luna together, Sam hatches a plan to make it happen. [Commission] (Cover by MedullaMind)

When the river of time is blocked and forced to cycle, the impossible becomes possible and those who should not exist will emerge from beneath Fate's foam. Or in other words, what happens when someone from Earth gets merged with Byleth and tries to reach a golden ending. A semi-serious story about a guy trying to game the system and save everybody. As for how that ends up, well…

His life started in darkness and he never quite remembered how he welcomed the first light, which was probably for the best. He did remember absolutely everything that came after, though, which wasn't for the best at all. Destiny didn't survive to see even the Friendly Arm Inn, though, so that was something.

A peculiar request from an unexpected acquaintance pressures Hachiman into joining her part-time gig. Unbeknownst to him, however, the girl's true intentions may be far more profound and convoluted than he might have anticipated.

In which Darth Vader is blackmailed, and there is nothing he can do about it. Blasted droids. Oneshot, Limpet AU.

Algernon Blake was your average writer trying to make it big in Hollywood. But after a one-night stand, he's pulled into a Byzantine world of intrigue and manipulation among the undead. Can Algernon retain his humanity while satisfying the beast that rests within? A retelling of Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines with a male Tremere. Minor story differences.

As his father enters a mid-life crisis and his parents' marriage begins to fail, Lincoln finds solace in the arms of his tutor, Carol Pingrey. [Commission]

The Reapers have begun their cycle of extinction upon a galaxy unprepared for them. The fate of Earth, and all life, rests in the hands of one man. Shepard must unite everyone to create a galactic armada to fight a war unprecedented in scale against a foe that has never been beaten. However, the Illusive Man, and his rogue organization, Cerberus, have other goals in mind...

Final installment of the BS series. More sisters, and aunts, take notice of Lemy. REUPLOAD

Byleth and Jeralt go on a well-timed vacation.

"Hello, my name is Ozpin," the voice in my head said. "And we need to get out of this Vault."

When his quick thinking and selflessness gets Miura and Hachiman out of a dangerous situation, she finally realizes what it means to truly care for someone. Hopefully, she can make Hachiman realize what it means to be truly cared for.

Years have passed and Ichigo is now a doctor. If he thought he could continue a mortal life in peace, he was sadly mistaken. With a fiancee that loved to hit and a father that was crazier than a loon, anything but normality is possible. "SIW" sequel.

[InuSanNar] Her father taught her that youkai with human faces were dangerous. He should have warned her about hanyous.

After the events of the Spider-verse, one Spiderman returns to his version of Earth to continue doing what he loves: fighting bad guys and villians, saving the day, and spending quality time with his partner Black Cat. Set in an alternate universe.

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

High school is the bane of any teenager's existence. A truly evil institution intent on trampling upon individuality to make everyone conform to social standards. Though I never expected how true that would be for the Sith Academy where the first lesson of the day is how to get away with murder, and the second is tomb-robbing.

Having survived the Reaper War and saved the galaxy, all Shepard wants is to rest, relax and maybe get some sushi. Sadly, none of that will happen. A partial novelization of Mass Effect 3: Citadel.

When Dante is away, Mundus will play. And unfortunately, while the Legendary Devil Hunter is stuck in the Underworld dealing with some Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne crap, the Demon King enacts his unholy schemes. Now, it's up to Dante's harem protagonist of an apprentice to pick up the slack. Well, if anything, he can at least pay the electric bill consistently.

Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.

In a world of dumb clubs, rip-off JoJo powers, and Social Links, one teenager must harness the true power of NAKAMA POWAH to save the world. And that teenager...is Hikigaya Hachiman. We're all going to die.

Hikigaiya Hachiman is reborn as Hachi of House Lannister. This is definitely not a game he's stuck in, and there doesn't appear to be any overpowered Light Novel Protagonist cheat for him to use. Watch as he stumbles through medieval life armed with only his rotten personality and a mountain of gold.

In the deepest night, there is the Dark Hour. It began ten years ago; now, the players have assembled according to the Arcana, and with the arrival of Port Island's prodigal son, it will soon end. They have been given one year... Novelization of Persona 3

Usually, her best time was spent either training or fighting and likely killing. Relaxation wasn't something that came easily to Scathach, but the beach had a special way of making people slack off. She was no exception, especially when she had someone she could relax with. There were a lot of ways for one to spend a sunset on the beach, and Ritsuka knew one she would enjoy.

A new girl works to capture Lemy's heart, meanwhile he pines for his older sister Lyra. Sequel to The BS Life of Lemy Loud. REUPLOAD.

Hikigaya Hachiman, the monster of logic, finds himself called to Hiratsuka-sensei's office after school. Instead of being chastised for coming late, he finds his teacher distraught and sobbing. What will he do? And what exactly will his actions lead to? HachiHira pairing

In which Luke Skywalker is stranded in a tree waiting for a flash flood to recede. Too bad he's got company... Post-ESB father-son longshot, can be read as canon-compliant.

Easter wasn't a holiday Scathach had a full grasp on, nor would she pretend she did. What she did know was that it was a day most people took off for relaxation and enjoyment. She almost forgotten how to feel the latter, but thanks to a certain someone she was regaining the feeling. As thanks, she was going to give him a night he'd never forget. Ritsuka/Scathach.

Ichika picks the black bikini and causes Chifuyu to realize how strongly she loves him. Chifuyu and Ichika pairing eventually.

Lemy Loud feels ignored and out of place in his family. Cover by Raganoxer. (REUPLOAD). Now in three parts, this is part one to be followed by The BS Life of Gwen and The BS Life of Everyone (tentative title).

A little sweet treat for the season. A very canon divergent Christmas story involving Rukia and Ichigo using "The Twelve Days" as a theme. After the Quincy war, Rukia's elders search for suitors fitting of a bankai level Kuchiki heir. Ichigo, related to the Shibas who are set to become nobility again, is among the choosing. Can he, knowing her as he does, out do all the others?

A petty, self-obsessed teenager who is suspiciously similar to Greg Veder finds out that he is Greg Veder, circa 2010. Armed only with having read 2/3rds of Worm, absolutely no powers, and an extremely kidnappable puppy, Greg "Eric" Veder tries to survive in the face of the greatest foe Worm has to offer: the average teenage girl!

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

That which was lost. That which is regained. A wish that could not be granted, and a miracle she did not wish for. In the end, she finally found happiness. This is a story of Arturia Pendragon. Fate route sequel.

The final part of the Modus Operandi trilogy. Brutus and his mutants make their play for the capital wasteland in the last chapter of a war 116 years in the making.

When time has run out and the Reapers come to consume all in their path, then a hero must rise to lay old conflicts to rest, rally allies and enemies alike and challenge fate for the sake of the galaxy itself. A novelization of Mass Effect 3.

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

A guardian who has forgotten too much is reminded of what he had left behind, by someone he had least expected it. [Adult content]

Ichigo and Rukia are unexpectedly reunited in Tokyo the summer after the defeat of Aizen. Finding they have to come to terms with their ways of dealing with the war, themselves, and each other, they start another journey together that eventually takes them back to Karakura. A canon-to-chapter 423 IchiRuki reworking of the time skip.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

A stormy evening complicates Misato Katsuragi and Shinji Ikari's relationship in interesting ways.

One change, be it big or small, can set in motion different circumstances that drastically change things. Hopefully for the better.

An ESB AU oneshot. In the end, Luke comes to him as all children do-through blood, sweat, and tears.

Sequel to Empire's Son. As Palpatine's Empire crumbles, Luke retreats into a grim self-imposed anonymity in the galaxy's Rim planets. But he cannot outrun his past, and Imperials and Rebels alike are searching for the last Sith, their motives very different. COMPLETE!

From Omega, the blackened heart of the Terminus Systems, Cerberus is free to wage war against the entire galaxy. Shepard is determined to stop them. Aria wants to kick them off her throne. Someone's gotta make sure those idiots don't get themselves killed. And today, that someone is me: Garrus Vakarian. A novelization of Mass Effect 3: Omega.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Things aren't always as they seem, be it a disgraced human Spectre being court-martialled, a rogue agent making deals with weapons dealers or a spymaster with a secret agenda. It can be difficult to maintain a sense of hope and optimism in such times, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth the effort.

Several years after the defeat of the Anti-Spirals Yoko Littner is starting to feel rather lonely as she continues to teach. However, one night an unexpected visitor comes to Yoko's home and changes her life forever.

Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.

I know what you're thinking. How could a high stakes campaign have occurred without the entire continent knowing? How could a ragtag bunch of misfits, an army consisting of everything from assassins to knights to half-trained civilians have saved Elibe? Well, this is my log, my testimony of everything that happened. My name is Katri, master tactician, and this is our story.

The story in which nobody, including Naruto, is sure if he is a man or a monster. Maybe more people should have paid attention to the fact the Death God laid the seal on Naruto's stomach. A different Naruto, a different Team 7, a different world.

Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.

[No OCs in this story.] After entering his 3rd year of high school, Hikigaya Hachiman loses a very important thing: alone time. In a desperate attempt to regain it, his only hope is to ask to stay over at the house of a girl whose name he does not even know.

It's every guy's dream to be a spy. To go on top-secret assignments. Have thrilling adventures in exotic locales. To save the day. So when Shepard gets asked to join Alliance Intelligence, it must be a dream come true. Right?

Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa. COMPLETE!

In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.

Naruto doesn't know how he got in the past or even why. But what he does know is that he won't let the same tragedies act out again, and he'll get on the case as soon as he can shake off his incredibly observant sensei and figure out how and when things started going wrong.

Hikigaya, Hiratsuka, and what could've been. ["Don't get any bright ideas, idiot. Student-teacher relationships are strictly forbidden."]

A Shizuka x 8man story? Join 8man in a non-fantasy adventure with a little bit of everything. After accidentally unleashing a terrifying beast, 8man is forced into a high-stakes battle of wits and persuasion against a sensei who knows him inside out.

The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.

My version of season 8. Picks up directly after the events of 'Surprise, Motherfucker', except Hannah (thankfully) never escaped from prison. What happens after Deb makes a decision that changes her life forever? Rated M because Deb is Deb and maybe for some you know what ;)

Deb reacts to Dexter's news about Argentina and Dexter considers some of the implications. Alternative events unfold from there. Rated M for coarse language typical of the show and some explicit content. Based in the eighth season, with references to events of previous seasons, so please don't read if you're not up to date.

My name is Garrus Vakarian. I've travelled to many places and many worlds during my misspent life, but none as wretched as Omega. Haven for criminals, renegades and monsters. Many of them are hunting for a prize that could destabilize the galaxy and the idiot who has it. They'll kill him if they find him. Unless I find him first...

Miranda Lawson has done the unthinkable: she's cut ties with Cerberus and she's fallen in love. But now Commander Shepard has turned himself in to the Alliance. What will she do now?

Evidence of the Reapers has finally surfaced, an imminent invasion at the edges of the galaxy. The information lies in the hands of an agent captured by the Batarian Hegemony. Dr. Amanda Kenson stands accused with the charge of terrorism. To avoid war, Shepard must undertake a solo covert rescue operation to find out what she knows... before time runs out. Poster by Skllhrt.

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

BND fic. When Peter took Mephisto's deal, it was only because he knew he would find Mary-Jane again. He never thought he'd find Felicia Hardy first.

Some people are heroes because they can make the hard choices for the greater good. Some are heroes because they take responsibility for their actions, no matter what. A novelization of Mass Effect 2: Arrival.

Information. It had always been the Shadow Broker's main trade and source of power. Deception, his weapon; anonymity, his shield. To bring down his empire and avenge a friend, Liara, Shepard, and their allies must take on all forces the Shadow Broker will bring to bear to preserve his secrets. And his life. Novelization of Lair of the Shadow Broker. Poster by Carp3di3m.

Dexter/Debra. Set during S8 E4 - Scar Tissue. Dexter has a late night visitor. "Maybe this is the lull before the inevitable storm between us. I don't care because for right now I can close my eyes and convince myself that nothing has changed between us and everything that has happened in the last year was just a bad dream..."

You would think that going planetside to pick up a package would be fairly straightforward. But when the planet is Illium, the package is intended for Cerberus and the man sent to intervene is Shepard, all assumptions go straight out the airlock.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

My name is Garrus Vakarian. I used to be a cop. Now I help those who can't help themselves. I spend my days and nights on the Citadel, the glorious centre of the galaxy, trying to eke a living. It's not easy or glamourous, but it has to be done. Someone has to stand up, when all hope is lost...

On some level, everyone owes a part of who they are today to people they met in the past. For Shepard, that means it's time to honour a long-overdue debt... and the inevitable trouble that comes with it. A novelization of Mass Effect 2: Lair of the Shadow Broker.

"My sister, the stalwart cop and overwhelmingly good person, entered that shipping container with the intent of saving me, and ended up doing so much more. A few weeks ago, she told me she was in love with me; it was only in that dark, narrow passageway that I really even began to process what that really meant." My version of Season 8. Debster-centric.

The Battle for Hoover Dam is over. House won. Now he and his smooth-talking Courier must band together and solidfy their grip on the new fledgling nation. A new age has dawned, and there's work to be done...

Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker

Post ME3. Shep/Miri & a little rebuilding. Cover art by Skllhrt. Check out his profile please! :)

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Heroes come from all walks of life. None of that helped Miranda understand one Commander Shepard. For all she knew, he came from dark space.

Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters. A novelization of Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 2: Overlord.

Shepard wasn't asking for much. Just some time off during the Christmas holidays to relax and catch up with friends and family. Naturally, the universe wasn't so accomodating.

Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.

'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.

All Simon wanted to do was end his suffering, but Yoko couldn't let him. She pulls him from the edge and sets him on the path to become the man Kamina knew he could be. As Simon changes and grows, so does Yoko's feelings towards him.

Dexter Moser; 29. Son, sibling, best friend, and the world's most charming serial killer. His entire life, built on lies, threatens to crumble as his unburied past and uncertain future shifts over his present. AU if Laura Moser never died. On temporary hiatus.

All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'

Veronica Santangelo was just enjoying a cold drink at Trading Station 188 when a stranger caught her eye. Cryptic summary, good story. Rated T, may change.

A shorter story about the Lone Wanderer's expulsion from Vault 101, and his first few hours in the wild and woolly wasteland...

A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks

Set after Modus Operandi. An act of terrorism sends the Lone Wanderer into a brutal quest for retribution, and Sarah Lyons to the one place on earth where even the Lone Wanderer fears to tread.

Simon promised Nia eternity. Yoko can't seem to move past Kamina. But a day of reunion promises a love for the here and now.

She's watching always, Treasure. Come home.

All Shepard wants is a new set of clothes. One that didn't come from Cerberus or the extranet. No fuss, no muss and definitely no shooting. Is that too much to ask?

To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.

A supermutant ambush leaves Sentinel Sarah Lyons stranded in the middle of the Capital Wasteland with no supplies of any kind, and only one way home: Work alongside the enigmatic Lone Wanderer, who has his own agenda.

AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this. A novelization of Mass Effect.

No one likes boring, grind-type side quests. Heroes, villains, everyone else-they all hate them. The difference lies in how they handle it. This is how one particular hero tried to cope.

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

He was supposed to have saved his girl. She was supposed to have fallen in love. They did; that was then; this is now. // for you are finally free; Simon/Yoko, Simon/Nia, Yoko/Kamina, post-series, spoilers.

Several years ago the Third Impact nearly wiped mankind from the face of the Earth. Misato Katsuragi thought it took Shinji Ikari away forever, but now he's back and he hasn't been idle for all these years.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Sousuke and Kaname enjoy a lazy afternoon together, alone in her apartment. Rated for mature & lemony content. A multi-part one-shot. Complete.

‘When his world comes crashing down, there’s no explosion, no thunder.’ A ‘what if Dexter gets caught?’ fic. Dexter/Debra. Adult content.

Summer in Florida. While Harry is away, young Dexter is sorely tested. Teenage Dexter and Deb. Harry.

Shinji is taken by terrorists and Misato will do whatever it takes to get him back. But where NERV is involved, things can never be taken at face value.

Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.

It waits, even when you abandon hope, even when you swear never again. AU, rated for language and sexuality. Complete.

More cliches and overused plots. Boring and tiresome and painfully unoriginal. I'd recommend a good CosmoTeen over this fic, or maybe a gum wrapper.

COMPLETE Strange men after Kaname, an impending school dance, Sousuke's new discovery about himself, and our favorite soldier's constant battle with saying what he means make the end of senior year one to remember.

What's a Bhaalspawn thief to do when he finds himself in Athkatla with a handful of allies, a kidnapped foster-sister to rescue, and a refusal to work with either the Shadow Thieves or Bodhi? COMPLETE

A dark romance. MistaoXShinji. Rated R for strong language and open discussions of sex. Complete

Set 25 years before Baldur's Gate, Baron Ployer has started trading slaves in Athkatla... and it's up to Harpers Jaheira, Khalid, Belgrade and Gorion to stop him... *Completed!*

Faye drags a very unwilling Spike on the road trip from hell as she searches for another piece of her past. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.