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*update 10/7/11 i have deleted my stories to rewrite them they will be back soon and better than ever!

pm me i dont bite well... maybe i do but only in the third grade :)

NAME:none of your business

AGE:still none of you business

SEX:female

ORATION: Well if i was going to be compare to a line it wouldn't go straight

FAVORITE COLORS: Pink, Black, Green , and sometimes Blue and Purple

FAVORITE MOVIES Of All Time: RENT or Gone With The Wind

FAVORITE 80'S MOVIES: Breakfast Club, Back to The future and The Goonies

Favorite Musicals: RENT, Les Miserables,Wicked, American Idiot and Across The Universe

FAVORITE SHOW: CSI, True Life,iCarly, Crimnal Minds and That 70'S show

Person Who Inspires B.A. the most: Havey Milk and Anthony Rapp

May 17 2008 I got to see RENT live it was geat exept Angel she scared me...

Semptember 23 2009 I got to see RENT again but it was mmore fun cause i went with my BFF

March 3 2010 I walked out of my high school because techer were getting cut..best thing i have ever done!

July 17 2011..my godson was born! HES MY BABY!

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the bold are all the sterotyes people have agaist me

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be violent and on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm an ASIAN GIRL so i MUST be UGLY.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. (Warning: I thought this was very sad)

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.


Thanks 4 Reading,

Bohemian Actress (B.A.)

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A Different Answer Paradox by Bimrin reviews
What would happen if Penny gave Leonard a different answer to his saying she hadn't responded to his heat of the moment marriage proposal. Definitely a purely fluffy Leonard/Penny store Spoilers for S5E23. AN: Updated to be a multi-chapter fic, and chapter 1 has a new ending to fix an error I made. Chapter 2 reposted to remove editing markups that got left in.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Leonard H., Penny
Schrödinger's Catastrophe by lovepass77 reviews
Leonard and Amy are both rushed to the hospital after getting into a catastrophic car crash. Their friends must wait at the hospital to find out if either is alive or dead. Sheldon and Penny are crushed by the news. Meanwhile, Raj and Howard must help a pregnant woman give birth to her baby.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
The Procreation Proposal by Musickat18 reviews
It was to Amy's great surprise that Sheldon turned to her, in the middle of a documentary on model train collectors, to state that he wished to discuss the possibility of procreation. Sequel number 2, of sorts, to the Relationship Evolution.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,667 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Love? by Ella112 reviews
Amy buys Sheldon the best gift ever which makes him feel new emotions. Under the influences of alcohol and love(?) He does something very unexpected.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
Winding Road Home by SlightlyOffKey reviews
You might call it Season 6. It starts with character POV but moves to audience POV for the rest of the story, as if you're watching the show. Written as Episodes, two chapters per episode, scenes within each chapter. The last chapter is the enitre story by episode. SOK
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 131,363 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
You never realize what you have until it's gone by penguinsskrp reviews
Leonard gets frustrated at Sheldon, but then something happens that could change their worlds forever. After an accedent leaves Sheldon "damaged" will Leonard find a way to bring the old Sheldon back or will their friendship be forever lost. r&r please!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,162 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
82 by 5Mississippis reviews
An 8.2 magnitude earthquake devastates Pasadena, reducing mighty edifices to dust, engulfing the city in flames, the streets flow with blood and echo with the cries of the wounded. Sheldon Cooper
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Rent Drinking Game by Color With Marker reviews
If you're bored with a bottle of Stoli and you can't pay the rent, just watch Rent and use these rules to make it a little more interesting!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
One penny by 5Mississippis reviews
Set after The Lunar Excitation, Sheldon helps a drunk Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
The Parental Ambition by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Leonard and Penny are back together and starting to think about their future. Howard is going into space. Things happen. Things don't happen.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 139,438 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Scars by WinterGarden reviews
Everyone knows that Sheldon's life as a child was less than perfect, but how much can they really tell just by looking at him? No one truly knows what scars lie in a person's past, but Sheldon's friends are about to find out.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sheldon C.
Forever, Baby by Blazingstar of ThunderClan reviews
Set when they've been together for about two years. Jori drabble.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
The DecLie Complex by GoldStarGrl reviews
Everyone has their secrets. Especially Howard, Leonard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Penny and yes, even Sheldon. Ten secrets the each keep.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by The 1000th Kiss reviews
The bohos meet in middle school and they seem to be having the time of their young lives . . . but what happens when they stumble across a murdered woman in Central Park? BACK WITH REGULAR UPDATES.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,041 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2008
Get Down by 2cute4u24 reviews
The gang are stuck in the middle of a school shooting
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
May Angels Lead You In by LizArianaJadeCat reviews
She was young. Too young. May angels lead her in.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Define Insaity by kikudog6 reviews
They say she's dead, but he doesn't think so, not really.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
The Funeral Attire by hellosunshine92x reviews
How many times can one, black shirt be worn during one person's lifetime? How much loss can one person take? Mark/Roger romance, multiple character deaths. Oneshot. DISCLAIMER: do not own Rent or its characters, credit to Jonathan Larson.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Roger D., Mark C.
RENTsecret by RIOTonAvenue-B reviews
what if everyones favorite characters discovered postsecret? *I own nothing*
RENT - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011
Never Coming Home by heartlessromantic667 reviews
Twenty-two year old Eric Forman has the perfect life; a nice house, a steady job, his high school sweetheart as his wife of two months. In January of 1983, he loses everything. Character death, short chapters. Very dark.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,919 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Eric F., Donna P. - Complete
The Neurotransmitter Derivation by XMarisolX reviews
Formerly "In My Room". Memaw dies and Sheldon, devastated, locks himself in his room. Excerpt: "Do be serious, Leonard," Sheldon scoffed. "Howard regularly defeats you at Klingon Boggle, and his mastery of the language is remedial at best."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2011 - [Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C.] Leonard H., Penny - Complete
More Than Gummy Bears by Scooter12345 reviews
A week after his mother dies Flint is pushed over the edge and someone knows what to say when no one else knows how to help. Really sad, in my mind, For Animation Universe because I loved song for my mother. Could be a chapter to a longer fic.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by crzyRENThead reviews
a Couple yrs post RENT; an unexpected visitor from Mark's past comes for a visit, but how is Mark supposed to react when she's been dead for nine years? Pairings: Maybe Mark/OC, Rog/Mimi, Mo/Jo
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 55,527 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Mark C. - Complete
Roger the explorer by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Mark walks in on Roger watching Dora the explorer and Roger convinces him to watch it with him. To bad for Mark that Roger gets rather angry when watching Dora
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Does your boy? by oldfashionedromantic reviews
Erik has a question for Christine. Complete
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Ready or not? Here Death Comes by Dino-SOAR reviews
Marks POV. Roger’s dying and they both have to go through seven different stages of grief. Better than it sounds. Mark/Roger. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Mark C., Roger D.
Talk to Me by Super Puppy reviews
PreRENT. Mark is pushed to the breaking point by everything going on in his life, and he tells his story to a kind stranger. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Mark C. - Complete
Why are we friends with these people? by Sarah1281 reviews
Mark and Roger's friends are odd. Very odd. So odd, in fact, that at times they're forced to wonder why they even hang out with them...Takes place during RENT.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
iDon't have a problem by MoodyJenny86 reviews
An off handed comment made by Sam on-air sends Freddie into a tailspin...*Oneshot*
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Freddie B. - Complete
Iming with the cullens! and werewolvesss by MirandaCullen223 reviews
Im thing with Cullens and werewolves. i know theres a million of these, but give it a chance! :DD Read and Reveiw. After Breaking Dawn. *SPOILERSS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
Just to Get High by popcorn1001 reviews
Roger struggles with his addiction and withdrawal. Mark struggles with his best friend, and his own patience. A kind of summary of what life was like for the two bohemians during the five months before Rent. T for drug use, self-injury, and language.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Our Only Desperation by perfect.imperfectionsxx reviews
“We weren’t really friends, and we certainly weren’t lovers. One thing we were? ...Parents.” Harper/Justin.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Justin R., Harper
Jasper Vs The Rubix Cube by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
Jasper attempts to solve a Rubix Cube...it doesn't end well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Slipped Away by psychicpixie94 reviews
A very sad songfic based off Avril Lavigne's song, Slipped Away. What might have happened if Bella hadn't reached Edward in tome. Set in new Moon. Songfic/Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who's Alexandra? by adamismyhomeboy reviews
What happens when part of your past, the part you never want to speak of again, comes back into your life? What would you do?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Maureen J., Mark C.
Pissing of the Twilight Characters by Anonymoussss reviews
Ways to piss off the numerous characters in Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
The Cap'n Crunch Fight by dudeurfugly reviews
Oneshot. There's only enough cereal left in the box to feed one person, so Mark and Roger fight over it like little kids. Rated for Roger's potty mouth. Please R&R!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life by broadwaybaby4205 reviews
COMPLETE! PostRENT. Mark-centric. "'Angel, what’s going on' Mark asked, his voice shaking. 'You got your wish. You don’t exist', Angel stated." Pairings: RogerMimi, MoJo, MarkMaureen, mentioned CollinsAngel, mentioned BennyAllison and MimiBenny in an AU.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,598 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Mark C., Angel D. - Complete
Time Dies by gema227 reviews
After almost twenty years of not speaking, Roger stops by Mark's home just "see how he's doing". /Written for RDV's 1000 words Or Less challenge:October.Light Mark x OC, Mark/Roger friendship/
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Love by Klutzygirl33 reviews
Sam and Carly talk the night before Carly and Freddie's wedding, and Freddie and Carly get married. Sam/Spencer and Carly/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2008 - [Carly S., Freddie B.] [Sam P., Spencer S.] - Complete
Scars by Louder Than Words 354 reviews
One shot. Mark shoulder-checked a mirror; Roger crashed a motorcycle. Mark felt a father's burn; Roger littered his arms with track marks. But only one scar belongs to both of them. T for language and mature themes.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
A Musical In A Musical by hannah montana luva reviews
The East High gang is excited for the spring musical, which is HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! Parody!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,126 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Secrets that cannot be kept by Don Juan's Red Death reviews
Draco has a secret he can no longer keep... DMHG COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
High School Musical Style by Writer Rider Dirty Thirties reviews
The Jerry Springer show and the Maury show: High School Musical Style.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
So Sudden by Orlissa reviews
Mark was always the strongest, healthiest of all of us. I don’t even remember when he had a cold last time. I’ve always thought that he’ll be the one who lives the longest. And now, he's gone." Based on true happenings
RENT - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Heart by MTVbabe11 reviews
Benny's daughter asks him for a story, so he tells her the only one he knows. Fluffy and then not. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Benny C. - Complete
Markalicious by echoechoecho reviews
One day, Mark sees Fergalicious on TV, and decides to give it a go. Humour fic, with a cameo from Roger! Pleaser review.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mark C. - Complete
Roger's Bitterness by MoowitMi324 reviews
The night before Mimi's funeral, Roger finally loses his mind in the bathroom of the Life Cafe. WARNING: The F word is used around 52 times. R&R please
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Roger D. - Complete
A Box Of Froot Loops? by ProngsLovesRent reviews
Mark's getting bored of filming the homeless. One morning he decides to mess with Roger's head until the rocker explodes. And Mark documents the whole thing. Animal-Planet Style. Humor oneshot. Rated T for Roger's language.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
My Plaid Pants by x Rajah x reviews
Roger and Mark have a little discussion about the alluring qualities of the plaid pants and their effect on fangirls. This soon leads to a song. A definish crackfic song. MARKROGER FRIENDSHIP! Ridiculous song parody.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
My Virgin Ears! by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of meeting Roger, Mimi encountered Mark on Christmas Eve and tried to flirt with him? Parody of 'Light My Candle'
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Mark C., Mimi M. - Complete
A Hilarious Homecoming by Rose DiVerona reviews
It's senior year at Scarsdale High, and the Bohos attend the Homecoming football game. Of course, they have to liven things up a bit...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Hooter's by GorgeousSmile reviews
The Boho's go out for dinner, and rather then go to The Life Cafe, they try something new and go to Hooter's. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Letters to Fred by phoenix silsby reviews
George is dealing with Freds death. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
From Ankles to Waist by x Rajah x reviews
MarkRoger FRIENDSHIP. The Boho Boys are forced to go shopping for pants... which results in a PANTS-themed parody of What You Own. Featuring Roger's nature documentary, severe lack of plaid, and feeling like a dead goldfish. Another borderline crackfic.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Party Line by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The reason why No one likes to answer the phone 2 words PARTY LINE Angel/Collins Mo/Jo Mimi/Roger
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Rent Goes Rocky Horror by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
The charcters minus Benny go to see RHPS at a theater. . .big fun. Not sure if I'm finished. Review.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008
Benny Got Run Over By a Reindeer by x Rajah x reviews
The Bohemians decide to go Christmas caroling, and end up in Westport, calling upon the doorstep of Alison Grey and the notorious Benjamin Coffin III. Now expanded: more Christmas tunes coming!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Christmas Bells: The Dickens' Tale in Bohemia! by Cohen's Chicas reviews
On one magic night, Benny is visited by the ghosts of his past, who try to convince him to reform before its too late. Set 7 years or so after Rent. Bennycentric, with Boho cameos. I would love lots of feedback on this! Canon pair, with some BennyMimi.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Benny C.
BK Lounge by streco reviews
I went to Burger King and saw the list of famous people applications... and I found Roger's Burger King application from when he was sixteen years old. Includes a knife in his boss's Crystal Light and his outlook on atheists. [Pretty funny XD ONESHOT]
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Roger D. - Complete
More Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Dylan Katharine Weasley reviews
You've read the Mugglenet version, now read my version! O.K. They rejected mine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Ways to Annoy Anyone in Rent by Dylan Katharine Weasley reviews
Just a fun list of ways to annoy anyone in Rent
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
The Silent Curtain Descends by TheSilentQuill reviews
Roger gets particularly violent during his withdrawal with some devastating repercussions for Mark. A companion piece to my story, The Curtain of Silence That Surrounds Me. PreRent story.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Mark C. - Complete
Angels and Demons by alwaysflying reviews
Eight young, unrelated children have always longed for rebellion but never considered just how to go about achieving it. As it happens, rebellion comes in the form of growing up.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,610 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Mark C., Angel D.
The Curtain of Silence That Surrounds Me by TheSilentQuill reviews
Response to Challenge 25 at Challenge Central. In the wake of Mimi's death, Mark reveals a secret struggle he's been hiding since Roger's withdrawal. How will his friends react to his deafness and how will it impact his feelings for Roger? Mild slash MR
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Mind is a Treacherous Thing by Eligent reviews
The Berkview Institute for the Criminally Insane is hell on earth and Reid's new home.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,195 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - S. Reid - Complete
Barrel of a Gun by lovablegeek reviews
[PostRent] Mark and Roger run into the Man after a night out, and something in the world shifts, forever. Cowritten by Evie. [One shot]
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Blink Tears by SkyPad reviews
[postRent] The filmmaker cannot see.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,858 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Jail Time by EloraCooper4 reviews
Collins and Mark find themselves behind bars.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - T. Collins, Mark C. - Complete
A Very Special Christmas by Elephantian reviews
It's Christmas and Mark has no money for gifts. Can three mysterious little girls help him out? [oneshot]
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
Babysitting by LondonBelow reviews
Collins babysits for Roger and Mark.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/4/2006 - T. Collins, Roger D. - Complete
No Day But Today by TangoAida reviews
AU: Meet the RENT kids of the future! postRENT & COMPLETE!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Roger D. - Complete
Living by bohogirl reviews
Collins is dying and Benny is there to help Mark deal with losing another friend.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Benny C. - Complete
This is the way heroes die by FireAtWill52 reviews
Ron's thoughts as he lays dying... Sad!Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Poor Mark by outspoken.preschooler reviews
Mark gets tired of everyone giving Roger all the sympathy. They don't know what Mark had to go through when April died.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Mark C., April E. - Complete
Attention Holiday Shoppers by Lioness Black reviews
Roger and Mark get jobs at a department store during the holiday season. Mark is catty. Roger is sarcastic. Maureen laughs.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
My wife died yesterday by Elie de Lantreuil reviews
His wife died yesterday, as Harry was finally defeating the Dark Lord, and it is so unfair… RHr, post-Hogwarts, Ron’s pov, first and third person narrative PG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Invisible by BreetanyaViolet reviews
Neville is invisible. But because he is invisible he knows everyone else's secrets. But no one knows his. WARNING: No squeemish people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Neville L.
Hogwarts Sing-A-Long by Topaz reviews
Hogwarts sing-a-long, join the fun... It's finally finished! A chaptered story that's actually finished...read it now, you know you want to! Oh. Really? Not even a tiny bit? Well, fine, just be that way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2001 - Published: 5/19/2001
The Confessions Booth by Topaz reviews
"Bless me, Snape, for I have sinned..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2000