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Joined 04-15-08, id: 1552871, Profile Updated: 04-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

WELL!! What in the world brings YOU here to my loveeeeeeely profile. NONONONO! don't run away. I didn't mean to freak or weird you out of anything... Sorry.


here I am totally unfocused on my story and I'm mad cause the story isn't flowing from my fingers.

I HAVE WRITTEN AN ORIGINAL STORY ON FICTIONPRESS! YOU CAN READY IT BY CLICKING HERE. It's a story called "An Illusion of the Heart". Your feedback would be wonderful. (:


HEY AGAIN! CLICK for the wonderful website for all you readers and writers out there! I'm happy to be a book reviewer on this site. It's not focused on fanfiction, but stories in general. It will promote authors, original stories, story reviews, and book reviews! Check it out everyone! The first official issue of this newsletter will be released on April 11, 2009.

Name: Call me Kefillia.

Age: Young enough. and Old enough. ahaha.

Hometown: LosAngeles, baby!

Favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers, The Notebook, Walk to Remember, The House Bunny (omg, so funny.), Rush Hour 3, Titanic, and some more.

TV: HEROES!! Avatar: The Last Airbender. Jap version of Naruto... o.o Food Network shows. (:

Music: Mostly rock and alternative, I guess. Hate rap... it's so annoying. Pop's pretty okay, but it's not rock or alternative. :D

My current obsession is : Vampires and Pirates. I fall in love with fictional characters much too easily. I might as well tell you... I LOVE Jasper Hale. Like, no kidding. LOVE HIM. He's my favorite. Him and Alice, hence my penname. I also love Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. And certain Naruto characters. Haha.

Status: Fanfic... DUH! And stinking homework.

Current thought: i feel like such a dork... and i really really have to finish this freaking chapter...

Dream car: Porsche 911 Turbo in Midnight Blue. This thing costs 137 grand. ._. OH! And a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti. (aka, Bella's new car in Turbulence).

I'd love you meet all you people cause I find people to be veryyy interesting. Do I sound like a crazed stalker? Cause I'm not... I promise. I'm an innocent girl that goes to this 'smart school' but I don't think the people there are all that smart.


It's on my homepage if you didn't quite catch what I said up there.

Some quotes i find interesting:

Where's Elizabeth? She's safe, just like I promised, she's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

But ... why is the rum gone? Why is the rum always gone? -Jack Sparrow

What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows. -Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Let's flip a coin, heads we'll be together, tails we'll flip again.

To eat, or not to eat... That is the question.

Things that make a friend a BEST FRIEND.

A good friend makes you say "Excuse me" after you burp. A best friend will try to out-burp you.

A good friend laughs at all your jokes, even if they aren't funny. A best friend will just look at you like you're mental and say "Are you serious?"

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying "Man, that was fun!"

Good friends will keep all your secrets. Best friends will stand on the nearest lunchtable and shout it to the entire student body.

Good friends will share their umbrella. Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BEEP, RUN"

Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected. Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Good friends will help you up when you fall. Best friends will say, "Walk much, bitch?"

My thoughts on BD (breaking dawn)

Okay so... I must admit, it wasn't really, truly what I expected, but I mean... SM is the writer. And to be completely honest with you, I really didn't like it. The only part I really did like, was Book Two. I really got to see Jacob, and what he has to deal with. I saw the world through his eyes. It made me feel compassion for him and I liked him way more than I did. I can't really say that Bella was out of character or whatever, because SM is the writer... But I can say that I really didn't like her attitude in Breaking Dawn. It seemed as if she got a personality change. And also, I felt like SM spent SO much time on the honeymoon and the sex thing... I mean, yeah it was significant, but it was like the entire book 1. It was interesting, I guess... but it just made it feel like it was so slow. But I just happen to be one of the people that REALLY didn't like it. It's not a "I HATE IT, I'M GOING TO BURN IT" thing... it's just I happen to dislike it strongly.

It kind of felt like a complete letdown. I thought that this book was going to be the best of the four, but apparently I was wrong. But then again, this is just me.

My Other Random Thoughts and Tidbits.

I've learned to love the Cullens, yet no matter how much I liked him before... I honestly don't like Edward that much. (I'm so sorry to all you fans of Edward)

Edward Cullen is described as perfect, but to honestly say, he has many flaws. I would make a list, but that would just completely enrage people.

My english teacher has sharp knives in his classroom.

In those boxes of assorted (anythings) they always have some good flavors, and a nasty one.

Visual/Spacial intellegence is my best.

Why do teachers ask first graders what they want to be when they grow up? Because the answer will most likely be something like "teacher" or "doctor"... something along those lines.

with all my love,


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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13063 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 6,055 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7790 - Favs: 9,569 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Path of No Return by DarklingShift reviews
Isabella Swan ... an insane asylum ... and a shocking end you won't forget. -Before me lay a contorted body ... ragged, matted hair placed a curtain between me and the human, blocking my view of the face. I already knew who it was.- New End Chapter!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4319 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Dark Huntress reviews
It was only natural in the end when he broke his promise, that I broke mine. EB Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,944 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
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Turbulence reviews
Victoria kidnaps Bella, leaving the Cullens thinking she died. 120 yrs later, the Cullens along with a new vamp return to Forks knowing everyone they knew before has died. But who is this familiar person at Forks HS? Edward a bit OOC. Post mid-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
My Life, My Journal, My Story reviews
AH. Bella is at camp with her friend, Jasper and aquaintance, Rosalie. She meets Alice and Edward Cullen and Emmett. Something mysterious is happening at the place she's been at every summer of her life, what is it?AxJ RxEm BxE TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008