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Joined 04-16-08, id: 1553063, Profile Updated: 12-04-09
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, Naruto, and Invader Zim.

real name: Beka

favorite show: The L Word, GLEE, HOUSE, TrueBlood

favorite anime(s): Death Note, Naruto, Robo Tech, Sailor moon, Stawberry Panic, The Melencholy of Harui Suzumia, Ouran High School Host Club

favorite movie (s): Ninja Assasin, The Evil Dead, The Nightmare Before Christmas, SCL punk, Princess Mononoke, Queen of the Damned, Spirited Away

favorite pairing yaoi: ZimXDib, BumblebeeXSam, SpockXKirk, MelloXMatt, MelloXNear, DracoXHarry, HarryXSnape , Kyon X Itsuki

favorite pairing yuri: Shizuma X Nagisa, Haruhi X Yuki, Ino X Sakura, Tsunade X Anko, Sakura X Temari, Yuruichi X Soi-Fon

favorite book: Harry Potter, the Road, True Blood series, Until I Find You, Tryangles

favorite color: BLUE

favorite song(at the moment): Imagine - John Lennon

I am a super nutt ball. i am completely insane, and i am a proud user of spell check!

Thinds me/friends have said that dont really make sence to any of you:

"But if you were in Japan..." -Monica


"I want you to take a ride, on my disco stick" - Courtney 2

"OBLIVIONN!!"runs in circles - Courtney 1

"Man, i wanna learn Spanish someday, one, because it sounds so sweet, and two becuase i want to go to Italy or France someday" - Chandler

"...The Italians speek... italian" - Me

" And the French speek...French" - Monica

"Im BaCurious! just because a girl mac's with another girl doesnt mean she's a lesbian, so if im a vegatarian and i eat bacon, its doesnt mean im an omnivore!" -me

MY predictions:

Sakura is going to kick Sasuke's butt. Then, Deidara, Itachi, Orochimaru and Sasori will have a sexy party in hell

The writters of death note will realize it was wrong to kill L,Matt and Mello and they will make up a new rule for the Death Note that if the owner admits that they are gay, coughLightYagamicough, then random people that were killed by the death note are ... not dead...anymore... yeah

Kakashi will admit his undenying love for Iruka. And they will also have a sexy party.

Sasuke will admit he has always loved Naruto and then Naruto will have a one night stand with him and realize that Sasuke is...lacking..., then Naruto will run off and shag with Sai, Sasuke will kill himself and will not be alowed to join the sexy party in hell because he killed three of the four party members.

High School Musical will be dubbed responsible for turning many little girls into whores and turning many little boys into flamming homosexuals and will be destroyed.

My art teacher will get hit by a car.


Shikamaru IS NOT STRAIGHT! he just goes all ways... he is PIMP.

Naruto characters voices are WAY to deep to be twelve year olds... ei. Garaa

Sasuke is a copy cat

Twilight has gone WAAAAY down hill

I cant deside weather i like Vampires or Werewolves more.

Purple is nolonger a yukky color if its put together with green

in the first Star Wars movie, one of the storm troopers bangs their head on the door frame

i like fire a little too much

The government SUCKS

i secretly Yaoi ship my boyfriend with a guy in my art class...and his best friend XD

I do not have awsome kong fu skills XD (forbiden Kingdom was all but inspirational XD)

I can finaly reach the high note in Malchik Gay -by- tATu

Christmas parades are... fun

In Twilight the Vampire is harrier than the werewolf. WTF

I BAWLED durring Transformers 2

i heart cybering

Captin Falcon has nipples on his suit XDXD

In Labrynth David Bowie has a HUUUUGE bulge O.o

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Fighting Away our Indecision,SoraOfTheDDR

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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A Trip to the Skate Park by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Movieverse: Sam just wanted to lose a little skin at the new skate park, but he ends up losing a lot Barricade. Sam struggles to keep his secret from Bee, only Bee has his own secrets. SLASH! Note the Rating! Sam/Barricade eventual Sam/Bee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,081 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee
Waking Up In Vegas by LunarFlare14 reviews
RED VS BLUE! My 'What if' Red Team went to Vegas scenario. SLASH! Yay. Sorry about the summary. More RVB slash @ my homepage.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Cat Life by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Yaoi / AU / Smut The trials and struggles of Naruto's kitty cat stalker problem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Arousing Autopsy by Dark Grey Lord reviews
When Dib succeeds in finally catching Zim, not everything goes to plan. Infac, things get worse...Or 'Better? One-Shot. Shameless ZADR. Contains Explicit Male on Male action. Zim/Dib
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bubbles by VIII and XIII reviews
Bath time fun. PWP Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Nephilim by Blue Funk reviews
Three tiny little words. I was sold. -Akuroku, slight Roxion-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Morning After by Orokid reviews
Rated as a just in case sort of thing. Anyway, it's the morning after Nagisa and Shizuma had run off...
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Every Man For Himself by japanesefantasy reviews
Sequel to Outside. With the knowledge of her husband cheating on her with Ino, Sakura bottles her feelings and continued to live with Sasuke. Until someone confronts her and gives her an alternative to life. itasaku. Written in Itachi's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Say My Name by papercut ai reviews
Kiba has just been released from the medical center when he comes upon Kankuro...takes place after the sound mission in which the sand sibs help konoha...kankuro wants a repayment for his trouble...kankuroxkiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Fang and Claw by Cold Drake Queen reviews
SLASH Jacob x Edward A broken heart can be mended only one way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
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Invitation of DOOM! reviews
Dib recieves an invitation from Zim ... what will happen? Dib in the shower and Gir being adorible! Dib/Zim Lemon Smut!Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Dib, Zim
Number One To Me reviews
Cute little Mello X Near fic with a bunch of lemony goodness. Mello wants to be number one, he doesnt realize that he already is. Yaoi / Lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Mello, Near
Sora Saga
This is the story of the character i created, Sora. She starts out as Sakura's energetic sister... but something happens and her life changes forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Published: 6/22/2008