Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, humans and non-humans alike welcome to my profile.
Now to tell you a little about myself...
I go by the name Kittee, just a normal scitzo going about her life with her scitzo friends...(Gaara'sgirl666: Hey!)luv y'all! All other personal information about me may be bought at your local BudgetInfo store (look for one in your area soon!) -laugh-
Interview with the author:
Fav mangas? Naruto!! lol, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Gravitation, Fruits Basket, and others that I can't remember right now...
Fav books? the HP series (though I do feel a little let down with all the DEATH!), Eragon series, Twilight series, Redwall series, and so many many others!
One thing you couldn't live without? Chocolate!! I would abso-freaking-lutely DIE without it!
Fav class? Biology.
Fav thing to do? Read and write.
One thing you always have with you? Notebook and pencil/pen. If I don't have them I always find myself coming up with ideas...
Fav bands/singers? Evanesance, Disturbed, Avril Lavigne, Three Days Grace, Panic! at the Disco, System of a Down, Puddle of Mud, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Green Day.
Describe yourself in three words? Crazy, sadistic (truely! ask my friends!)(Gaara'sgirl666: I have the BRUISES to prove it!!), fun.
In my world everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows — and poop butterflies! Horton Hears a Who (No, I did NOT see the movie so I do not know the character's name, I saw this on a preview and LUVED it)
Also...I could kill you with my mind. River Tam to Jayne, Firefly.
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. Wash, Serenity.
Naruto related quiz:
Character you are most like? Temari with an injection of Naruto's crazy and clumsy
If you could date one Naruto male who would it be? I HAVE to choose? -looks around at fantasy Naruto reverse harem- But i love them all...
Why? DUH!! Their all so SMEXY!
Does anyone truly creep you out? -glances over at Orochimaru- Nooooooooooooo >.>
What power would you most like to have? Summoning animals!!
Did you ever hate a character then come to love them? -hangs head- I am ashamed to admit it but Sasuke's attitude put me off at first and...Gaara scared me in the beginnning...
Who's your favorite sensei? Ummmm...I love love love them all...but I gotta go with kakashi (i'm sorry iruka!!)
Favorite pairings? Ummm...Sasunaru!, narugaara, kibanaru, kakasasu, kakairuka, temarishika, nejitenten, and almost (but not all) any other with two (or more hee hee) hot shinobi!
Wonderful! After I kill you, come back to haunt me so I can kill you again! Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach
Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach
Ain't I? I'm literally hemorrhaging generosity. Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
YESSS!! Uhhh hotter than...there's nothing hot enough...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Uhhh...that's all kindsa nasty i don't wanna touch...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Oh hell yeah! -hee hee hee-
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hmmmm...yeah i think they might...
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/ten!! Sooo kawaii!!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Freak out! Possible head bashing!...or wait...possible menagie tio!(threesome for those not understanding) hee hee i'd love to see that scene!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Sasuke always thought Lee was a dweeb but his attitude is changing...
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
There's always fluff...it gets everywhere...can't get away from it...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
A crack Fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Deidara sets out to kidnap the jinchuriki Gaara but not everything goes as planned...hee hee let the imagination do the rest...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
To my utter regret, no...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Hells yeah! and it would rock sooo hard!
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
ummm...next question please...
I have yet to find a song i like for him...i'm sorry to let you down...
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING-CRACK THREESOME!!ADULT CONTENT!!BAD JOKES!!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Kakashi-san my youthful love for you is as great as your love for Make Out Paradise." -puke- sorry i know terrible and corny but it's all i got...
That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat. Kisuke Urahara
When he sees an advertisement for "Make Out Paradise: The Movie My favorite book... is going to be a movie? I'd better buy my tickets in advance! Kakashi Hatake
Hey, you. When did you turn into such a dim-wit? Temari
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is:
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors' or 'for drug purposes'
10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'
11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)
24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.
25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, jump up and down and scream, 'I Won! I Won! '
27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'
28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'
29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'
Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health! - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing (i feel your pain my friend)
-bursts into tears- I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk! - Ken Hidaka, Wiess Kreuz
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly whi ch part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. Crazy is when your goal in life is to convert the entire world into die hard Sasunarusasu fans, and you tell your teacher this when she asks you on the first day of school. not sure where this came from, i filched it from FreexFlyer's profile...please don't be angry >.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
10 percent of the population read for pleasure. If you are one of the 10 percent that do, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you or your best friend are insane, copy this on to your profile.
If you are too lazy to copy this to your profile, copy this to your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
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92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha, The Flaming Hyperbole, FreexFlyer, Kitteegirl
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
92 of teens have moved on to rap music. if you're part of the 8 that still rock out every day, copy this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile
If you dont watch laguna beach or the O.C or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know who Panic! At The Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you had ever thought that anime guys are cuter and hotter then real guys (Smarter, Stronger etc), copy this into your profile.
If you hate all prejudice copy and paste this into your profile. (except for Pride & Prejudice- Darcy rocks!)
If you have ever been accused of being emo, copy and paste!
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Well that was just a little view into my crazy mind...hope you enjoyed it...
I would like to give credit where credit is due...to FreexFlyer...i must admit i did some filching...please don't be mad and hunt me down with an angry torch and pitchfork wielding mob...>.