Lil' Dinky
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Joined 04-16-08, id: 1553567, Profile Updated: 03-03-13
Author has written 7 stories for Slayers, Escaflowne, Samurai Champloo, and Twilight.

IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT LIL' DINKY'S ANNOYING HIATUS:

Sigh. I've been away long enough that I'm willing to bet nobody is going to care about this little update, but I'm doing it anyway.

I apologize for the almost 2 year hiatus. I suck. BUT, another chapter of Leah's Journey is coming. Honestly. I've got 3 pages written! And another chapter of Oil and Water has been started as well. So it's on it's way. If anyone out there still cares.

At any rate, I AM going to finish those stories. For real. It just... might take me a while...

LOVE YOU ALL!

Lil' Dinky is actually older than you might think...

She has a BSN in nursing, and currently works as an RN in a surgery center. She also has a husband to clean up after and two very active little boys to run after. Inspiration for family things in her stories come from her (very) large extended families-- especially her extremely strange in-laws.

She has no background in creative writing, and although she dreams of being a children's author, she has no illusions of grandeur when it comes to her work. In all honesty, she just likes to write stories in her free time!

Her favorite animes are: Escaflowne, Kodocha, Card Captor Sakura, Samuria Champloo, Fruits Basket, Azumanga Diaoh, Slayers, Dragon Half, Dead Leaves, and (oddly) Golden Boy.

So far, she has only posted stories for Escaflowne, Samurai Champloo, Slayers, Fairy Tales, and Twilight, although she has written stories for CCS and Kodocha.

Thanks to all who've read and enjoyed Lil' Dinky's work! She really loves you all!!

Favorite Pairings

Escaflowne: VanxHitomi, MillernaxDryden, AllenxOC

CCS: SyaoranxSakura, EriolxTomoyo, ChihiroxYamazaki (they're SO CUTE!)

Slayers: LinaxGourry, AmeliaxZelgadis, XellosxFilia

Samuria Champloo: FUUGEN FOREVER, BABY!! ...and I suppose JinxShino

Kodocha: AkitoxSana!!

Fruits Basket: KyoxTohru-- the only way it should be, darn it!

Favorite Quotes:

(Firefly/Serenity)
Jayne Cobb: "Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher knife?
Wash: "Wacky fun..
Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?
Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight."

Jayne: "Ah, well, I don't like the thought of her hearing what I'm thinking."
Inara: "No one likes the thought of hearing what you're thinking."

Simon: "In all that time on the ship...I've always regretted...not being with you."
Kaylee: "With me?...You mean to say...as in, sex?
Simon (nodding): I mean to say."
Kaylee (cocks her gun): "To hell with this! I'm gonna live!"

(Kodocha)

Sana (immediately after Akito kisses her the first time): "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"
Akito: "That's what happens when you put your face too close to mine."

(After Akito grabs Sana's chest and Sana kicks him)
Akito: "It was right there in front of my face!"

(When Akito and Sana are hugging, and Akito runs his hand down Sana's back
Akito: "Kurata...why haven't you...started to wear a bra yet?"

(The Trumpet/Karate street fight betwee Akito and Naozumi)
Naozumi: "Don't underestimate the power of the trumpet!"

(Fruits Basket)

Kyo: "Oh, that's done it! It's on now, rat-boy! You're going down!
Yuki: "Wait, wait. I think I've heard this one before!"

Tohru: "So, uhm, Haru, how did you prove that's your natural color?"
Haru: "Why don't you come with me and I'll show you?" (gets knocked out by Yuki and Kyo)

Shigure: "Yuki, the bath's ready.
Yuki: "I think I'll skip it tonight...
Shigure: "Ugh! How can you stand to be so...dirty?"

Shigure (singing): "High school girls, high school girls! All for me! High school girls!"

Kyo: "So why couldn't you sleep in Shigure's room?!"
Ayami: "Because! Shigure would've kept me up all night."
Shigure: "Oh, Aya! Not in front of the children!"

(Slayers)

Gourry: "Oh. I get it. It's that time of the month!"

Gourry: "Where's the justice here, Amelia?!"
Amelia: "Oh...it's around here somewhere."

(When Lina's about to use Zelgadis as an anchor so they can catch a dragon for "Dragon Cuisine")
Zelgadis: "Lina, you can't be serious! Amelia! Help me!"
Amelia (with tears in her eyes): "Oh, poor Mr. Zelgadis! We can at least let you breath down there with this!" (holds up a tube and funnel)

Amelia (about to pour hot tea down Zelgadis' funnel/tube/breathing apparatus): "I'm sending down some hot tea right now, Mr. Zelgadis!
Zelgadis: "Mmphhm mpphmrh!!"

Lina: "Yogurt for brains!"
Gourry: "Wanna taste?
Lina: "NO I DO NOT!"

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Things Firefly Can Teach You by Savy13 reviews
I was bored and found myself making a list of the things you could learn by watching Firefly. Rated T for Chinese swearing. Now with part three!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
My Animal, My Soulmate, My Dumb Ass by xoxoTeamEdwardxoxo reviews
Kim is artistic, sarcastic and ready to leave her podunk town. Enter her long time crush who suddenly gets it through his thick skull that she is special and let the sparks fly. Oh yes there will be bad language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,094 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kim, Jared
Allen Schezar: 20 HairStyles for Suicide by Leoanda Taylor reviews
2nd Story in 'The Death's Saga'. How many hair styles for Allen will lead him to suicide? The cast hope all, but that may not be the case. When this fic gets going, all requests will be fulfilled! Lots of AllenBashing! Please R&R!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Allen S.
I Hate La PushForks Weddings… Okay maybe not by Luci-Marlena reviews
Companion to "Support Group." Follows Jake and his thoughts about Leah and how he feels about her. "Looks like I’ll be seeing Leah tomorrow, the happy couple just set a date." WARNING: Mature Themes! Mentions of sex. MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,825 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Worlds Apart by SuilsSaifir reviews
It is after a banquet and the castle is asleep. But two occupants are far from tired. After years apart they have to actually acknowledge their feelings, whatever they might be. AU V/H
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Van F., Hitomi K.
Between Days by The Crushinator reviews
A story about what happens between the fall of Zaibach and Hitomi's return home.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,318 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
The Sound of Silence by hopeisabluebird reviews
AU AH Carlisle and Esme keep foster children in an attempt to bring healing into their lives. When Bella comes, she's able to help without ever having to say a word... BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Real roses have thorns by Reficula reviews
Set post-try. Zel, still having the emotional grace of a coconut, left Amelia, Lina and Gourry 2 years ago, leaving quite a mess behind. Some things change, some don’t. How will the situation look when he returns? AZ, LG. XF implied. Rated M for a reason!
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,899 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Amelia S., Zelgadiss G. - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
A Different Type Of Champloo by SirStruts reviews
What happens when a certain pirate decides to follow a ditzy brown-haired girl? Chaos and mixed feelings follow. MuFuu Can they ever get over their differences? Only time can tell. They're in for a whole new fight.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
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Leah's Journey reviews
A story about Leah and her life post Breaking Dawn. Fate seems to hold a grudge against her for some unknown reason. Is it impossible for her to find friendship and happiness again? Will she be unable to imprint on anyone? All canon couples, Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,296 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Leah
Hope it Gives You Hell reviews
One-Shot drabble about looking good being the best revenge. Just for fun and because I had the song 'Hope it Gives You Hell' stuck in my head. Go Team Leah! T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Leah - Complete
Oil and Water reviews
Sequel to Mystic Moon Vacation. Van and Hitomi finally get married, but what happens after the wedding? Will Dryden ever convince Millerna that he's the man for her? Will Gaea survive Annie? Will Allen? Non-serious, hopefully funny fluff! VxH, DxM, AxA!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,349 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Mystic Moon Vacation reviews
Van goes to the Mystic Moon to visit Hitomi and her roommate for Christmas. How will he survive video games, Christmas trees, and microwaves? And what the heck is mistletoe? Non-serious, hopefully humorous VxH goofiness-- with a little Allen on the side!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,293 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Hitomi's Letter reviews
One-shot. A story of loss at a celebration of peace. VxH.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Van F. - Complete
Slayers Snippets reviews
Random one shot, non-related fluff/romance/angst stories about the Slayers characters. I support the traditional pairings L/G, Z/A, X/F....Any reviews or flames welcome!
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
Champloo Mix reviews
Series of one-shot drabbles, mostly Fuugen-centric. A little fluff, a little angst, a little humor. Mugen, Fuu, and Jin one-shots. Rated T for Mugen's mouth, rating may go up for future installments.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008