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"When you can live forever,

What do you live for?"

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

What side are you on?

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Meet Bobbi the Ultra-Strange Bunny. She likes staring at people that are crazy with one large eye and one small eye. If Bobbi is staring at you like that, copy and paste this into your profile. If she isn't, copy and paste it TWICE in bold.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much?" (me: or "New Feet?")

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, LLAMA, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, man, I'm gonna miss you.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write 'Edward Cullen is hot' on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is sitting in your room, imagining a Twilight character dancing and actually laughing out loud. Crazy is crying yourself to sleep becuase Edward left Bella in New Moon. Crazy is when you go to sleep in your mother's room because a character in your favorite book just died, and you're totally depressed. Crazy is when you go to random profiles on fanfiction and send a message saying "TWILIGHT ROCKS!" and nothing more. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You say Gabriella and Troy,
I say Bella and Edward,
You say Princess's,
I say Vampires,
You say Titanic is the best love story,
I say Ha Twilight,
say your creepy
I say well I know my way around the stuff.

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I Am An Illegal Employee by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Seventeen year old Bella is working illegally in a club/hotel in New York. What happens when Alice has a vision and forces the whole family to go visit New York? Hmm...could love bloom? Or will something else happen? T for language and song lyrics!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13054 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Assassins: The Game of Love by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
At the stroke of midnight our favorite Twilight characters lives will be forever altered- by a game nonetheless. What happens when Bella, Edward and the rest sign up for a cross campus game of Assassins? Read to find out! Full summary inside! ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,111 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Love and Music by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
The Reason Why by frenchfrylurva reviews
Dreamland This is a take on what happens after Dreamland. Caitlin finally got her life back on track, but it just isn't the same without him there with her.
Someone Like You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8222 - Favs: 5,907 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Resistance by efficacious humorosity reviews
The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. About a year after "The Host" ends, Mel, Jared, Ian, and Wanda are on the home stretch of a long raid, when Wanda finds two rogue humans. They rescue them and bring them back to the community. WandaxIan, OCxOC
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,990 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Living with the Dead by Living on a Rainbow reviews
From meeting a ghost, to getting caught. Hinata's Halloween can't get any weirder. She even befriends the dead guy! But when said ghost asks for her help, will she accept and let him go or hold onto him forever? SasuHina. It's better than it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Konoha Leaf Prep by Living on a Rainbow reviews
Hinata,Temari,Tenten,&Ino are your normal adopted teens.Sent to an all girls' school by their adopted mother, the girls have one question: how did they end up in an all GUYS' school?And will love arise with each of them? Sasuhina,ShikaTema,NejiTen,NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,180 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Naruto World Visits the Psychiatrist by Living on a Rainbow reviews
Series of oneshots. Tsunade makes everyone see a psychiatrist, will they all come out sane? 1 chapter per team. Implied SasuHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno. One-sided NaruSaku. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2008
Dr 98331 by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella's life seemed ideal until she had a motorcycle accident leaving her unconscious. Now her fate lies in the hands of Edward, her 20 year old doctor, but will theirs get intertwined in interim? Full summary inside. ALL HUMAN. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
Life wasn't complicated until i met you by ibexie reviews
All human. Bella, Alice and Rosalie were best friends through high school. Bella now works for Alice's dad and recently met her brother Edward. She trys to set Edward up with Rosalie, only finding in the process that she herself has fallen for him. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Blank Paged Book by i.luv.vamps reviews
Isabella is a Twilight fan but she lives in little old upstate New York where nothing ever happens. But when she and her friends buy new Eclipse books, There's something different about hers. Why is Edward out of the pages and in her life? Rated T 4 safet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Edward - Complete
Tanked by hideunspoken reviews
From Stephenie Meyer's The Host. Ian wakes up and finds Wanda has probably gone to Doc until Wanda wakes up in the hospital in Pet’s body. In other words, the time while Wanda was in the cryotank. Chapters switch from Ian and Melanie’s points of view.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Tainted Love by indigenousbleu reviews
After leaving with Edward. Bella has a child. She is turned into a vampire. 17 years later she comes back to Forks with her vampire daughter. But she finds out that Jacob is her teacher and she's dating his son. R&R.Better then sounds- TEMP HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Alice
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Wandering Through your Heart by simplemelody92 reviews
From Stepenie Meyer's The Host! What happens when the other souls aren't as nice as we hoped?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008
How Old are You? by Kristina Rose reviews
A Host by Stephenie Meyer fan fiction. While on a raid Wanderer and Melanie get some rare alone time, while Ian and Jared are out, that gives Mel the opportune chance to ask Wanda a question that she's dying to know the answer to; How old are you, really?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Renaissance by Angel Ren reviews
Host Fanfiction! What exactly happens as Melanie wakes up without her counterpart? What transpires in that time period before Petals was found for Wanderer? One-shot. Fluffy, happiness.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Broken Promises by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared shows Doc the meaning of 'duress' when he goes to visit him in the hospital after Wanda leaves him in the tunnel.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Jared H., Doc - Complete
She's A Lady by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared thinks about the women in his life. For one, he remembers all of the things he loves about her. For the other, he realizes that she deserves so much more than she's been given.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Jared H. - Complete
Dinner Party by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella prepares to have a diner party with her soon to be vampire family, with her very observant and suspicious mother. But first Edward has to convince Bella to agree to this embarrasing situation. *Hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Reactions by efficacious humorosity reviews
The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. Wanderer misses Ian while he's gone on a raid. When he returns, she welcomes him warmly and he revels in his new ability to make her react to him physically. Fluff. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Ours by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. "'Ours' meant sharing the rest of my life with this man." WandIan. Fluffy.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Blush by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. Ian loves to see Wanda blush. Just a one-shot, full of much needed fluff for all WandIan lovers! Beware of sugar overload.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Cheetos by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared surprises Melanie with one of her favorite things.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Alone by jasper4ever reviews
Stephenie Meyer's 'The Host' He wasn't alone anymore... Jared is shocked to find another human.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Taking Over Me by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Not only Melanie feels as if she has been taken over by some cruel force of nature. Wanda, Jamie, and Jared all share similar emotions in the sense of a loss of freedom or strenth.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
In Between by timelordsdaleksandsherlockohmy reviews
The Host by Stephenie Meyers - A sort of collection of one shots in between Wanda's departure and second arrival...
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Lie To Me by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
She asked him to lie to her, but he just couldn't do it. As Jared soon finds out, walking away is harder than it seems.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Eruption by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
The Host by Stephenie Meyer. An ambush doesn't have to be violent as long as there is a reward for both the captor and the captured involved.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Love Never Fades by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Life and love go on, right? Wrong. Wanderer soon finds out that some things will never move ahead, no matter how dearly you wish for them to.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Virginia Tech by itsasouthernthing reviews
Bella's going to college at Virginia Tech. Alice and Rosalie are her roomates. What happens when her roomate's brother and her start falling for each other? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
The Spirit Ninja 2 by Living on a Rainbow reviews
Mia & the rookie 9 are back with a new mission! Sent to Mia's world to find Katana's brother, the gang is in for a bunch of twists and turns. Soon, Mia's faced with a choice: will she join the akatsuki or fight against them? And what about Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U.
Love's Enduring Promise by juicygirl16 reviews
A true love story written in Bella and Edwards world full of hate, trials, moving, and most importantly love. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
HEY HEY YOU YOU, I Don't Like Your Girlfriend! by HEY YOU with the glasses reviews
Bella is changed by Laurent out of want, not by being attacked and three years later, While she and Jacob are at a movie theatre there she spots Edward. Wait! Who's the Blonde that's holding his hand? FUNNY humor & Romance. Disclaimer: Do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
8 Years Later reviews
Edward and Bella were best friends at the age of 13. She moved. 8 years later, Bella is looking for a job, and meets Tanya. Tanya gives her a babysitting job. What happens wen Tanya's fiancee is Edward? ExB don't wrry Tanya divorced They didnt have a baby
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008