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Author has written 73 stories for Star Wars, Warriors, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek: 2009, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Disney, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Ninja Turtles, Avatar: Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokémon, Tales of the Abyss, Final Fantasy IX, Transformers/Beast Wars, Batman, Tales of Symphonia, and Psych.

Notice: All fics besides 444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris and Through the Realm of Fandom are being put on hold in order for me to finally work on my book series I want published.

“But I don’t think everyone has to get along with each other. It’s okay to dislike people. There will always be people who make you mad. But… I do think we need to accept each others rights to be here.” -Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia

Vital Stats:

Name: You can call me Wolf...actually, I'm cool with Lisa now, but Wolf's kind of stuck with me thanks to nostalgia

Age: Teenage, but if you round to the ten's place, I would go to twenty.

Sex: Female.

Faith: Christianity.

Physical activity: Martial arts, sparring, weightlifting, barrel rolling, kayaking, basketball, swimming, running, crazy dancing

Hobbies: Writing, coffee, martial arts, hanging with friends and family, video gaming, mahjong, shield surfing, training montages...

A detailed yet incomplete list of food I love: Red bean paste anything, curry, curry udon, COFFEE, dumplings, steak, jerky, yogurt, beef, shawarma, pickles, carrots, mochi, bread, smoked salmon, lemon rice soup, smoothies, chocolate milk, potstickers, watermelon, lychees, mango, strawberries, Concord grapes, roast beef sandwiches, passionfruit, bagels, crab, lemony fish, apples, cherries, clementines, kumquats, soups, water chestnuts, dango, sugar snap peas, guacamole, potatoes, stew, Pocky, taro, kebabs, sushi, scallops

Favorite Books: Skulduggery Pleasant, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fight Club, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Sherlock Holmes

Favorite Music Artists: Lindsey Stirling, Nobuo Uematsu, Ingrid Michaelson, The Seatbelts, Sum-41, L'Arc en Ciel, 30 Seconds to Mars, FUN., Yoko Shimomura, Queen, Yoshida Brothers, All Time Low, Skillet, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Bon Jovi, Cartel, Adele, Wolves at the Gate, Switchfoot, 3 Doors Down, The Fray

Favorite shows: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Psych, Merlin, Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Adventure Time, Impractical Jokers, TMNT, Transformers, Scrubs, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series, Pokemon: Original series and Johto Journeys, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Favorite Movies: Most Miyazaki movies, Star Trek, The Avengers (and most movies with one of them), Dark Knight Saga, Star Wars, Rise of the Guardians, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Despicable Me, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conquerer of Shamballa, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Princess Bride, The Karate Kid, Real Steel, The Muppets...

...Specifically, Disney Movies: Frozen, Wreck-It Ralph, Up, Mulan, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Lion King, Lilo and Stitch, Aladdin, Monsters Inc., Tangled, The Emperor's New Groove, Hercules, Winnie the Pooh, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, A Goofy Movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Treasure Planet, Tarzan, Brave, Beauty and the Beast

Play any video games? Tales series (Symphonia, Abyss, Xillia, Vesperia, starting to get into more), Final Fantasy (IX, VII, IV, VI, X, Dissidia, Crisis Core), Legend of Zelda, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, The World Ends With You, Metal Gear Solid, Skyrim, Portal (the puzzles confuse me, but it's funny!), Uncharted, Pokemon, Super Smash Bros

Comics and manga? Fullmetal Alchemist, Spider-Man, Runaways, Knights of the Old Republic, Kingdom Hearts, X-Men

Fictionpress Account:The Milky Pirate

DeviantArt Account (I'm still working on my artwork for this): Shadow-Katana

Tumblr: Lloyd-The-Barista

Tropes that apply to me: Action Girl, Adorkable, Badass Longcoat, Berserk Button (Don't hurt my friends or underestimate me), Big Eater, Chaotic Good, Combat Pragmatist, Determinator, Genre Savvy, Guilt Complex, Hot Blooded, Nice Girl, Wide-Eyed Idealist


Quotes:

Books, Songs, Videos, TV and Movies, etc.

"Kicking evil very hard in the face." Tagline of Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer

"If one sword has a power of 100, then using two swords would make it 200, right?" Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia (I used to think this too...)

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." Optimus Prime, Transformers

"People die if they are killed." Shirou Emiya, Fate/Stay Night

Edward Elric: "There's no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although, if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah… A heart made fullmetal." Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

"Wow, Sheena, that's so cool! I wish I could conjure summon spirits too, and say cool things, like 'BURN TO OBLIVION!'" Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia

"That is why war is so tragic. To win means to make victims of your opponents and give birth to hatred." Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

Real Life

Me: They're making a sequel to Up.
My sister: Aw.
Me: It's called Down and the threequel is titled Sideways. And then after that there's going to be At a Ninety Degree Angle.
My sister: ...Is this a joke?

My youth pastor: "Wait, so you want me to do an exorcism...on a toaster?"

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter." –Dr. Seuss

"I think outside the box. That's why I poop next to the toilet!" My cousin

(When I called the local movie theater.)
Answering Machine: "Now playing: Transformers 2. Starring Optimus Prime."

"Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one." Bruce Lee

Me: Would you classify MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice as gangster rap?
My friend: No. Not that they're not awesome, they just aren't...you know, gangsta.
Me: I inquire that you STOP...HAMMERTIME! This is the part where Thor dances.
My friend: Oh Thor, you crazy Norse.
Me: Thor's favorite brand of toothpaste is Arm and Hammer.
My friend: Hahahaha...you made me ink.

Me: The addition of feeties to pajamas automatically reduces someone's badassery by forty percent.

Cecil: What should I do? This touching background music makes me think that Golbez was giving me sound brother-to-brother advice earlier, but Firion and Saturday morning cartoons tell me that bad guys are constant liars that never go against the status quo...

Looks like I have to start slaughtering these common enemies until a cutscene makes me decide on who to believe! :D Random comment on the video for Cecil's Dissidia story

Friend: Tifa's all black outfit in Advent Children was the first step to nunhood! Nooooo!
Me: Hey, she's a pretty intense nun. Look at her, throwing silver-haired wannabes into her church pews with fighting piano music playing and her little step-orphan child looking on.

Friend: Comment actually makes sense with the church business...
Me: Tifa's a strict nun too. I bet she slaps Denzel and Marlene with a ruler whenever they mix drinks wrong. And then she calls them retards.

“There exists, for everyone, a sentence - a series of words - that has the power to destroy you. Another sentence exists, another series of words, that could heal you. If you're lucky you will get the second, but you can be certain of getting the first.”

“I’m here. I love you. I don’t care if you need to stay up crying all night long, I will stay with you. There’s nothing you can ever do to lose my love. I will protect you until you die, and after your death I will still protect you. I am stronger than Depression and I am braver than Loneliness and nothing will ever exhaust me.”

Fanfiction/Fan Art/Etc.

"Try not to undermine authority while I'm standing right here, Number Twelve," Xaldin said suddenly, pouring himself a cup of coffee and taking it black—LIKE HIS SOUL.
Rather, that should say "cream and two sugars". LIKE HIS SOUL. The narrator emphasizes that the lack of a heart does not turn everyone into a whiny, angsty, wrist-cutting loser. Those Lacking Spines

DiZ had then confronted Naminé — since she was the one responsible for the original memory loss, and equally responsible for Sora's eventual recovery (and he hated admitting that all of his wonderfully flashy monitors and sharpened pencils had zilch to do with the Keyblade Master and oodles to do with his dysfunctional Sims family, where even in pseudo-cyber-life Xehanort refused to obey his desultory dictates and instead busily went about the Sim lab yanking the Sim hearts out of Sim Twilight Town Struggle combatants). Disorganization

Leonardo: "I will avenge my father's honor by slaying you Karai!"(Grabs sword)
Splinter: "I forbid it Leonardo! You must not forget, she's the CreamyCheesyCake of my eye!"
Leo: (Angsty) "What about me!"
Splinter: "You never dressed up as cheese for me, my son." A Cheesy Tail of Romance

On the other hand, getting Leon in trouble with Tifa was like watching a car crash in an action movie; it typically involved lots of explosions and property damage and resulted in severe personal injury, but was highly entertaining for everyone else. All Your Base Are Belong To Us


FAVORITE CHARACTERS:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric, Maes Hughes, Riza Hawkeye, Hohenheim, Izumi Curtis, Ling Yao, Buccaneer, Lan Fan, Olivier Armstrong, Alex Louise Armstrong (KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!), May Chang, Jean Havoc, Greed, Scar, Pinako Rockbell, Tim Marcoh, Major Miles, Trisha Elric, Jerso, Zampano, Kain Fuery, Heinkel, Sheshka, Sig Curtis, Nina Tucker, Heymans Breda

Final Fantasy:

VII: Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockhart, Zack Fair, Aeris Gainsborough, Red XIII, Barret Wallace,Cid Highwind, Yuffie Kisaragi, Marlene, Reeve Tuesti, Elena

IV: Cecil Harvey, Golbez, Kain Highwind, Rydia, Rosa Farrell, Cid, Tellah, Yang Fang Leiden, Edward Von Muir (I don't know why...)

IX: Zidane Tribal, Dagger, Beatrix, Vivi Orunitier, Eiko Carol, Blank, Marcus, Regent Cid, Adelbart Steiner, Doctor Tot, Mr. 288

VI: Terra Branford, Locke Cole, Edgar Figaro, Sabin Figaro, Setzer Gabbiani, Celes Chere, Shadow, Relm Arrowny, Gau, Strago Magus, Mog

Others: Auron, Tidus, Lulu, Yuna, Wakka, Jecht, Kimarhi, Braska, Issaru (Final Fantasy X), Galuf, Butz Klauser, Lenna Tycoon, Faris Scherwiz, Cara, Gilgamesh (Final Fantasy V), Warrior of Light (Dissidia)

Attack On Titan: Sasha Blouse, Armin Arlert, Eren Jaeger, Hanji Zoe, Petra Ral, Krista Lenz, Levi Ackerman, Jean Kirschtein, Dot Pixis, Mikasa Ackerman, Connie Springer, Reiner Braun

Skulduggery Pleasant: Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain, Fletcher Renn, Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Finbar Wrong, China Sorrows, Gordon Edgeley, Dexter Vex, Kenspeckle Grouse, Gravious O'Callahan, Donegan Bane, Anton Shudder, Desmond Edgeley, Melissa Edgeley, Carol Edgeley, Cassandra Pharos

Tales of Symphonia: Lloyd Irving, Kratos Aurion, Sheena Fujibayashi, Genis Sage, Presea Combatir, Noishe, Yuan Ka-Fai, Regal Bryant, Raine Sage, Corrine, Zelos Wilder, Mithos Yggdrasill, Colette Brunel, Martel, Tabatha, Dirk, Altessa

Tales of the Abyss: Luke Fon Fabre, Jade Curtiss, Guy Cecil, Tear Grants, Ion, Anise Tatlin, Asch, Natalia Lanvaldear, Mieu, Noelle, Legretta, Arietta, Peony, Nephry

Percy Jackson: Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, Leo Valdez, Annabeth Chase, Poesidon, Hazel Levesque, Grover Underwood, Thalia Grace, Artemis, Tyson, Piper McLean, Sally Jackson, Rachel Dare, Hermes, Hestia, Chiron, Reyna, Bianca di Angelo, Luke Castellan, Hades, Frank Zhang, Charles Beckendorf, Silena Beuregard, Apollo, Hephastus, Zoe Nightshade, Paul Blofis, Maria di Angelo

Doctor Who: The Doctor, Clara Oswald, Rory Williams, Amy Pond, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Wilfred Mott, Jack Harkness, River Song, Mickey Smith, Martha Jones, Jackie Tyler

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko, Aang, Katara, Iroh, Toph, Sokka, Suki, Foaming Mouth Guy, the Cabbage Merchant, Momo, Appa, King Bumi, Master Piando, Yue, Haru

Pokemon: Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Ash Ketchum, Charizard, Squirtle, Meowth, Cyndaquil, Misty, Brock, Totodile, Jessie, James

Top Fifty Favorite Characters (Alphabetized by fandom): Finn (Adventure Time), Iroh, Aang, Zuko, (Avatar: The Last Airbender), The Doctor, Amy Pond (Doctor Who), Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove), Golbez (Final Fantasy IV), Terra Branford (Final Fantasy VI), Cloud Strife, Zack Fair, Tifa Lockhart, Aeris Gainsborough, Red XIII (Final Fantasy VII), Zidane Tribal, Dagger (Final Fantasy IX), Anna, Kristoff, Elsa (Frozen), Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Maes Hughes, Van Hohenheim (Fullmetal Alchemist), Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter), Stitch, Lilo (Lilo and Stitch), Aragorn (Lord of the Rings), Merlin (Merlin), Mulan (Mulan), Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez (Percy Jackson), Pikachu (Pokemon), Shawn Spencer (Psych), Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians), Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain (Skulduggery Pleasant), Lloyd Irving, Kratos Aurion, Sheena Fujibayashi, Genis Sage, Presea Combatir (Tales of Symphonia), Jade Curtiss, Luke Fon Fabre, Tear Grants (Tales of the Abyss), Yuri Lowell (Tales of Vesperia), Alvin (Tales of Xillia), Rapunzel, Flynn Rider (Tangled), Dug (Up), Mr. H (The World Ends With You)


Your Pokemon Nature

Hardy

[X] You want to push yourself to the limit.
[x] You tend to overexert yourself.
[ ] You don't cram for tests.
[x] You're good at focusing on stuff you like.
[x] When the going gets tough, you get going.
[x] You can withstand most physical conditions.
[x] You can withstand most emotional conditions.
[ ] You can withstand most intellectual conditions.
[x] Charmander is a good Pokemon.
[x] Pikachu is a good Pokemon.

Total =8/10

Docile

[ ] You think your parents can do a lot of things better than you could.
[x] You don't like it when other people think ill of you.
[x] You're easy to get along with.
[ ] You're obedient. ( most of the time )
[ ] You try not to make a spectacle of yourself.
[ ] You think it's pointless to speak out if someone says something you disagree with.
[ ] Your friends mostly have the same opinions on things as you do.
[ ] Sometimes you feel like people can control you easily.
[x] Bulbasaur is a good Pokemon.
[x] Chikorita is a good Pokemon.

Total = 4/10

Brave

[x] You don't shrink in front of authority.
[x] You can't stand it it when bad people get away with what they do.
[x] You're a bit of a gambler/risk taker.
[x] You stand up for your beliefs.
[ ] You can't think of a whole lot of things you're scared of.
[x] You're willing to speak your mind in front of people who might not agree with you.
[x] You can talk to a crowd of people.
[x] You're willing to help anyone.
[x] Machop is a good Pokemon.
[x] Charmander is a good Pokemon.

Total = 9/10

Jolly

[x] You like candy.
[x] You like theme parks.
[x] You're a cheerful personality.
[x] You like to noisily enjoy yourself with other people.
[ ] You've got good people skills. (I can be rude, intentionally or otherwise. Oh, and I'm awkward!)
[x] You like being with other people.
[x] You might like some childish things...
[x] You can make friends with anyone.
[x] Squirtle is a good Pokémon.
[x] Totodile is a good Pokemon.

Total = 9/10

Impish

[ ] People usually get upset with you.
[ ] People have referred to you as "The Class Clown".
[ ] Traps fascinate you.
[x] You like pulling pranks.
[x] There are many things you like to do.
[x] Heckling is amusing to you.
[ ] You like being the life of the party.
[x] You don't take a lot of things seriously.
[X] Pikachu is a good Pokemon.
[x] Cubone is a good Pokemon.

Total = 6/10

Naive

[ ] You feel like you don't know enough about the world you live in.
[ ] You're easily convinced.
[ ] You like really bad jokes.
[x] You tend to laugh a lot.
[x] People sometimes call you "childish".
[x] You like to make-believe.
[x] You can find the good in most situations.
[ ] Sometimes you feel like if you were older, things would make more sense.
[x] Totodile is a good Pokemon.
[X] Eevee is a good Pokémon.

Total = 6/10

Timid

[ ] You don't like talking in front of people. (nah, just with speeches)
[x] You prefer conversations with a small group of people more so than a large group of people.
[x] Sometimes you feel paranoid.
[ ] You get nervous easily.
[ ] There are quite a lot of things you're afraid of.
[ ] You don't like the dark.
[ ] You don't like dangerous situations.
[x] You're rather superstitious.
[x] Cyndaquil is a good Pokemon.
[ ] Mudkip is a good Pokemon.

Total = 4/10

Hasty

[ ] You're busy a lot.
[x] You feel like there aren't enough hours in the day.
[x] You prefer to do things sooner rather than later.
[ ] You like to spend your money more than saving it.
[x] Sometimes you find yourself getting impatient easily.
[ ] You have trouble paying attention to somebody talk about stuff you're not interested in.
[ ] You like preoccupying yourself with things.
[ ] Sometimes you feel like other people drag you down.
[x] Torchic is a good Pokemon.
[ ] Skitty is a good Pokemon.

Total = 4/10

Sassy

[x] You're not afraid to "tell it like it is".
[x] You don't think authority really matters.
[x] People tell you to watch what you say.
[x] You think you're cool.
[ ] Sometimes, you find it hard to be nice to people.
[ ] Swearing isn't that big of a deal for you.
[x] You feel like the people in charge don't have any idea what they're doing.
[x] Sometimes you think that you'd be a better leader than the one who's in charge.
[x] Treecko is a good Pokemon.
[x] Torchic is a good Pokemon.

Total = 8/10

Calm

[ ] You take things one step at a time.
[ ] You're careful not to overstrain yourself.
[x] You're mature for your age.
[x] You like relaxing.
[ ] You don't like fighting.
[x] You think it's important to be modest.
[ ] You don't jump to conclusions.
[ ] You try to think of things rationally.
[ ] Mudkip is a good Pokemon.
[x] Bulbasaur is a good Pokemon.

Total = 4/10


Relaxed

[x] It's easy for you to stare at the sky for hours.
[x] Sometimes you just sit back and think about the moment.
[x] You don't really care if you're late for school.
[x] You don't let other people get to you.
[ ] Waiting is easy for you to do.
[ ] You take a lot of naps during the day.
[x] You procrastinate sometimes. ( more like a lot >.>;; )
[ ] You don't worry about a lot of things.
[ ] Psyduck is a good Pokemon.
[x] Squirtle is a good Pokemon.

Total = 6/10

Lonely

[ ] You don't like being somewhere where there isn't a lot of people.
[x] You wouldn't mind having a pet.
[ ] You don't like being by yourself.
[ ] You don't like being the last one to leave a room.
[ ] You don't like sleeping in the dark.
[x] You like going places with people.
[x] You like being included.
[x] Your friends are important to you.
[x] Cubone is a good Pokemon.
[ ] Psyduck is a good Pokemon.

Total = 5/10

Quirky

[x] Other people sometimes call you "weird".
[x] You have unusual interests.

[x] Sometimes you feel like the black sheep of your family.
[ ] You're rather unpredictable.
[ ] You like going places by yourself.
[ ] You find yourself responding to a lot of "yes or no" questions with "maybe".
[x] You don't really like a lot of the things your friends like.
[x] You like a lot of things your friends don't like/don't know about.
[x] Meowth is a good Pokemon.
[x] Treecko is a good Pokemon.

Total = 7/10

Final Result: Brave and Jolly


Spiffy Copy & Paste-its

If you actually managed to defeat Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts II, copy and paste this onto your profile.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I've you've never imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so you could have her boyfriend, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you'd take Sharkboy over Jacob Black any day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sora and Ven and Roxas and Vanitas and Xion...Xehanort and Xemnas...Kairi, Namine, Xion...They're like Pokemon, they can evolve into another form!

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Do they provide more lift or something?

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.


Coming Soon...Actually, let's just call these my adoptable fic ideas

Final Fantasy VII

(Untitled): A freak accident in the Lifestream causes Rufus Shinra, our beloved company president, to switch places with Jenova, everyone's favorite alien monster mother head in a box. Hilarity ensues.

Dissidia: Final Fantasy

Mean Girls...Well, They Look Like Girls: Parody. Cecil Harvey, an uneducated teenage boy, moves from the moon with his brother Golbez and comes across animal territory...high school. Befriending Cloud, the supposedly emo biker, and Squall, a closet furry, they plan to overthrow the Plastics; a ditzy blond named Tidus, a thong-wearing narcissist called Kuja, and evil incarnate that goes by the name of Sephiroth...

The Dinner From Hell - The warriors of Cosmos face a far more pressing matter than the army of Chaos...namely, trying to figure out who is going to cook their meals. Featuring the original warriors, Golbez, Jecht, Kuja, and the reason why women really shouldn't be in the kitchen.

Well everyone, you are now exiting the Domain of DOOM. Come back here and I'll bite your legs off! But seriously, tip your waitresses, don't do drugs, and eat your vegetables!

...IN AMERICA!

(Exit, pursued by a bear)

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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Solicitude by Treedok reviews
Lloyd becomes an experimental plaything of Cruxis. Without intervention from Kratos, something goes wrong. Now, how will Lloyd amount to anything other than hazardous?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,415 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A., Yuan
Got Your Back by Puddycat reviews
Just a bunch of primarily parental!RoyEd oneshots set throughout the series, also features some more general military-family love. Some strong language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,065 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Turtle TidBits by Mystic Medjai reviews
A collection of stand alone, usually short, stories. Chapter Thirty-One: "Look Raph! I'm an expectant mother!"
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,957 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
We Had a Deal by freakyanimegal reviews
(pic by Ohthree, link in AN) One little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe. Oh but I didn't hold up my end of the bargain, did I, Kid? Didn't you ever hear 'be careful what you wish for', Pine Tree? Then again you didn't pay much mind to the 'don't make a deal with the devil' thing either, did ya? Hah!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,521 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Dipper P., Bill
Hurt and Comfort in Camelot by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE An anthology of intense 100-3000 word hurt / comfort stories featuring the bromantic friendship of Arthur and Merlin. Drama, angst, h/c, friendship, major Arthur whump, major Merlin whump, protective Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 57,376 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius, Gwaine - Complete
Songs from a Grand Symphony by Lucea reviews
A collection of unrelated drabbles inspired by various randomly selected songs.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 10/28/2012
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,079 - Reviews: 4423 - Favs: 7,921 - Follows: 8,621 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Poseidon, Percy J., Amphitrite, Triton
Altruism by Sokkasm reviews
Edward is on his way home, and he discovers things have changed since he left. Alchemy is outlawed and there is no escape. Even alchemists who have renounced their ways are still harshly punished as Amestris falls into chaos. Post manga/brotherhood. T for language/torture. (Canon pairings) COMPLETE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,630 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6804 - Favs: 11,875 - Follows: 10,683 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Innocence Within by ViviV reviews
AU: 5-year-old Eren can turn into a titan, and is in custody of Levi. Levi struggles with the responsibility of taking care of a child. In time, his icy exterior is melted by the innocence of the purest heart. Similarly, Eren gets attached to the seemingly coldhearted Levi and sees him as someone who can carry the weight of his world (heartwarming & heartbreaking, please review!)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,034 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
When the world begins to die by ChibiChump13 reviews
Parental RoyEd. Al died, Ed is left alone, but Roy is there to save him from himself. There is just too much for Ed to handle especially when Roy is lying to him. And what happens when a revengeful kidnapper comes into the picture? Will Ed ever be the same?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,497 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
Any Means Necessary by Glimare reviews
AU: The Renegades didn't save Lloyd from Yggdrasil's attack at the Tower of Salvation. Kratos did. Now Lloyd's 'under his care' as the new Angelus Project, but nothing makes sense. Why does Yiggy hate Lloyd so much? What does everyone in Cruxis know that he doesn't? And why is Kratos training him? One thing's certain his life will never be the same.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,547 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 436 - Words: 130,406 - Reviews: 6504 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/8/2006
Broken Crayons by Zimithrus1 reviews
He wasn't born normal. He wouldn't be able to do anything they said. There were only a small handful of people that acually believed that Cloud would be able to overcome what everyone said. It took him a few years, but he learned to walk, and somewhat talk, thanks to his older brother Zack, and his mother as well. But Cloud wasn't as helpless as they thought. You see, he...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
First Kiss On by WritingisLove reviews
Kristoff and Anna are clumsily watching their friendship turn into more, while Elsa is dealing with a new set of problems: finding a proper suitor and dealing with Hans's brood of older brothers, who have come to make peace between the kingdoms. Will Elsa find love? Will Kristoff and Anna stay in it? Will Olaf ever make it to the beach? [KristoffxAnna, ElsaxOC, Post-Frozen]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,832 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Olaf
Infantile Issues by Mewtrune reviews
After an experiment gone awry, the group is left to deal with a de-aged Eren while also trying to keep the military police from taking custody. The Recon Scouts are hardly fit to take care of a child, but as his guardian, Levi is not going to let anyone get their hands on their tiny titan.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 304,982 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
Who Killed Moff Tarkin? by Wellingtonboots reviews
When the mutilated body of a man thought long dead turns up to haunt a dangerous diplomatic mission, Luke Skywalker sets out to prove the Alliance delegation is innocent but uncovers a horrifying conspiracy that threatens the stability of the galaxy. Luke Vader Father&Son story with humour, mystery and horror. Featuring Han Solo, Leia Organa, Admiral Piett and General Veers.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,284 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader
By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos reviews
It started as a last minute mission, it ended with a train crash and a trip through his old hometown. Roy Mustang isn't ready to face his demons, especially not with Ed in tow. [Parental!RoyEd] [BEING REVISED]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,637 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Red and Blue by ZakuroU reviews
Amestris as a nation is renowned for its military strength and the intense exercises it puts its soldiers through. So it's no surprise to the troops that the Fuhrer has announced another crazy scheme in the form of a martial father-son team contest between the five Amestrian jurisdictions and some allied countries. But what are Roy and Ed doing in the competition? ! Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,261 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M.
Chosen Path by Reina Ann Vilre reviews
The day of Oracle has come at last, and three children in the small village of Iselia race to the Martel Temple to finally meet the Chosen One of Sylvarant. But the Chosen isn't quite as they expected. Full summary inside *AU
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 83,048 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
There Will Be Cake by Thief of Dreams reviews
Radiant Garden has upgraded its computer systems with a supposedly more advanced machine. But when it starts malfunctioning, Sora, Donald, and Goofy are sent to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, where they become test subjects.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,835 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy, GLaDOS
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Surrogate by Built on the Horizon reviews
'Who was that pointy-eared bastard' McCoy asked. 'He's not a bastard.' Jim said sharply, watching the Vulcan as he moved off. 'He's my brother.'
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 1/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Daddy Dearest by freakyanimegal reviews
Lloyd had told him once, once before he betrayed them, how he imagined his father was like. He did not fit that description, that ideal man his son imagined, and he would never be that man. At least, he had assumed he wouldn't...not literally.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,695 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Absence of Starlight by scorchedtrees reviews
A collection of drabbles and ficlets featuring Levi and Petra. Includes prompts from Rivetra Week.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 108 - Words: 96,300 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Levi, Petra R.]
A World of One-Shots! by The.Melanarchist reviews
One shot ToS skit and drabbles. Contains spoilers! Taking recommendations now! Newest Chapter: Ten years after that day, Kratos finds himself back in Iselia in the dead of night, drawn to a loud noise made by a small boy, and wondering for just a moment, if that boy could be his.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Despair by Makorra reviews
Something goes horribly wrong that caused the toddler Lloyd on the edge of dying. Mystery remains as Lloyd survives and was found by the half-elf Raine and her infant brother. Kratos was broken and the Cruxis leader, Lord Yggdrasill, had his own plan to carry out. An experiment, to be more precise. ON HOLD
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Lloyd I., Genis S., Raine S., Kratos A.
Providence by Moyima reviews
Luke's near-death experience on Hoth results in him being captured by Bounty Hunters. Luke's destiny is changed irrevocably. Father & Son themed ESB-AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,594 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Revisions Of The Rules by Sirens And Muses reviews
Okay, so the sequel-ish thing to Rules of Fatherhood. We applied the twenty rules to seventeen-year-old Lloyd...with some changes, of course. Rated T because of Winn Dixie.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Thrown To The Wolves by in-silent-seas reviews
What if, when Lloyd was young, Dirk hadn't found him? What if he instead, was taken in by wolves? How would this affect the journey? Would Lloyd still be the same idealistic boy that everyone loves? No pairings. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Lloyd I.
Love and Joe by Her Madjesty reviews
Coffee Shop/Vigilante AU. The past is what defines us, but our futures can be ground out of the most astonishing of circumstances. Some days, all you need is a good friend and an even better cup of coffee.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,737 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B., Elsa, Hans - Complete
A Gentle Touch by Vyrian D reviews
3 shots. Oyako. Maybe I have known from the start. Finding out that he was my real father came as a blow. Not because of the truth. I was hurt he wasn't brave enough to tell me the truth. [Hiatus!]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Not What You Seem by LightStruck reviews
Just another year at Hogwarts for Harry. Yup. Except his new professor is definitely odd.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,408 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 4/11/2013
Wheel of the World by The Karissa Palace reviews
Alternate ending to chapter 108. Ed tries to save Al, but ends up on the other side of The Gate. And where the hell is Santa Barbara?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Edward E., Shawn S.
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,035 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Texts From the Survey Corps by shinyklefkey reviews
Hanji decides to upgrade the Survey Corps by giving them cellphones and allowing them to text each other for better communication. Great idea, right? Maybe not, Hanji... Rated T for language.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,376 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi
You're Not My Real Dad! by ZakuroU reviews
When the Fuhrer is too busy for an important meeting in a foreign country, the duty slips down to one Roy Mustang. Reluctant to send one of his most talented dogs into dangerous land alone, Bradley decrees that he shall have a travelling partner; Edward Elric. Just when Roy thought the situation couldn't get worse, it was decided Edward would have to go in the guise of Roy's SON.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,910 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Mr Talkative by nubivagantNefelibata reviews
As Anna begins travels with Kratos, she discovers the stoic mercenary has much more on his mind than he expected, and she's grateful she gets insight on his thoughts. He tends to ramble about the most intricate details, to her surprise. She loves every moment of it. "Yuan likes to eat grapes with chopsticks—what's wrong, Anna?" "…Oh, it's nothing." [Multiple oneshots, very fluffy.]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Kratos A., Anna A.]
Wonderful Moments in Our Wonderful Life by Infamousplot reviews
Everything has ups and downs. One day you're on top of the world, the next, you're at the bottom of the heap. Still, through good and through bad, it truly is a wonderful life. Series of mostly unrelated drabbles, various genres; Josh, Neku and Mr. H-centric. 15th Prompt: "Protection". Don't trespass within the Composer's territory. It is a cage, but it is his.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,125 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S., Sanae H.
Breath of Fire by freakyanimegal reviews
Upon getting separated from his father and Colette on their exsphere hunt,Lloyd stumbles upon a rather odd spectacle. A large cavern containing heaps of treasure. If that wasn't odd enough in itself, there was the strange effect it seemed to have on him. Despite intruding on a dragon's den, he found his own behavior becoming rather inhuman as well...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Winry's New Automail Designs by iTorchic reviews
Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010
Of Father and Son by DragonUk reviews
AU. Kratos just want an uncomplicated life. An unexpected encounter with a boy who looks like his dead son complicated things. A malicious plot working beneath his nose by Cruxis complicates things. And let's not touch on the secrets hidden in dark corners of Desian ranches. Being revamped, not abandoned.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Till I'm A Hundred, You Idiot by Griselda Banks reviews
Because everyone shortchanges them. Because there's really so much more. Because they are the characters that, when put together, have the greatest tendency to be OOC. And that is such a shame. Mentions of Royai and EdWin, but NO YAOI.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 158,595 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III:Trials of the Keyblade by Darius Almighty reviews
Join Sora in his new adventure, as he tries to stop the Keyblade War from consuming the worlds in darkness once again. Chapter 75: Battle of Disney Castle P1! R&R! Fic is now AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 545,869 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sora
Zirconium by Uniasus reviews
When Sam needed motivation for his daily run, he got chased by a Camaro with tinted windows.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Under the Overcast Sky by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
An island shrouded with secrets; an unknown vengeful ghost; a lethal jungle filled with deadly ghost creatures. In a fight for more than just their lives, Danny and Vlad are forced to put aside their differences and work together, even with the odds of survival stacked against them. CH 2 Posted
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Earache by Glimare reviews
One Shot: Lloyd's stubborn, even when he's sick. Kratos is just as stubborn, and won't let him stay sick. Not like it's a horrible sickness anyway, but it still needs treating. While Raine's away, it falls on the mercenary to get him to rest. Oh the things Kratos will do for his son... FLUFF!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Father's Instinct by Glimare reviews
One Shot: When Genis road Noishe to the Chosen's group after Lloyd was kidnapped, Kratos had a hard time containing himself. Afterwards was just as difficult, if not more. his instincts tell him to do one thing while logic tells him another. early game, some lines from manga
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Lloyd I., Kratos A., Noishe - Complete
Faith by Mystic Yoshie reviews
He regretted most of the things he did. Zelos supposed that on some level it was maybe it was some kind of coping mechanism. He had been hating himself for so long that he'd stopped knowing how to be happy and it was just easier not to change the way he thought and just hate. A bit of Zelos development playing with a new style.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Lloyd I., Colette B., Kratos A., Zelos W. - Complete
Father Yes and No by Glimare reviews
One Shot: After the Water Seal, Kratos and Lloyd talk about Remiel and fathers. Kratos doesn't like the 'angel' claiming the title he can't have back, but he's not about to expose anything. He just wants his son to be happy. Too bad life's not that simple.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
Imperfection by chanichka reviews
Anna lists all her imperfections to Kratos in an attempt to avoid a very serious question.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Kratos A., Anna A. - Complete
Could He? by chanichka reviews
Raine, Genis, Sheena, and Lloyd all reflect on Kratos' betrayal. Contains spoilers. Mild language. I don't own Tales of Symphonia.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Kratos A., Lloyd I., Raine S., Sheena F. - Complete
One More Night by ThePurpleRose reviews
'Why was it that on the calmest of nights, in which the day's sole stress had been attempting to win one over on Kratos, Yuan Ka-Fai could not sleep' Kharlan War Oneshot in which Yuan can't help but feel like that night might be their last.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
Words by chanichka reviews
"Kratos grumbled, glowering at his book. He paid no attention to the words there, rather his focus lied words that would describe this consuming affection that he felt..." I don't own Tales of Symphonia. Kranna one-shot. Fluff. Kratos thoughts.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Kratos A., Anna A. - Complete
Purple Clothes by chanichka reviews
One shot explaining why Kratos wears purple. Some Kranna, some father son fluff. I don't own Tales of Symphonia. Contains spoilers.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Kratos A., Anna A., Lloyd I. - Complete
The Anti SelfInsert by freakyanimegal reviews
-pic by Dayz26- He was for the most part a normal American teenager. Y'know, aside from the fact his father had taken him to Earth when he was three and raised him there, his name was Lloyd Aurion and he got dragged back to Sylvarant by Yuan. Other than that, normal.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,326 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Lloyd I.
Anna vs Tomatoes by chanichka reviews
"And that's how it would always go. At least once a week with some sort of tomato ordeal; Kratos would battle with his wife, always losing. He would sigh in defeat and force himself to eat whatever Anna placed before him. It was miserable. Today, however, was different." Anna verse Tomatoes - her ordeal with Lloyd and Kratos.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Kratos A., Lloyd I., Anna A. - Complete
The Return of Kratos by chanichka reviews
The true reason why Kratos returned to Cruxis after Anna's death.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Kratos A. - Complete
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
A Hairy Situation in the Hair Salon by ironicfanfiction reviews
Small ficlet for someone on tumblr- Fic Prompt: Someone please write me a fic where Thranduil and Lucius Malfoy run a hair salon together and instead of doing any actual work they bitch about their customers and interfere in their sons love lives.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Tauriel, Legolas
His by chanichka reviews
"Kratos looked, disgusted, at the sleeping boy in front of him. He laid, sprawled, his limbs spread out as far as they could go; His gaping mouth produced thunderous snores that racked his body and echoed through the small room of the inn. His hair was disheveled; it flopped about with no intended direction – it reminded Kratos of weeds. Brown weeds." Father son fluff. One shot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Sense by SkippingSteppingStones reviews
While on the run from Darth Vader, Luke's ship was crashed on inhospitable, if beautiful, Felucia. Because Vader followed him to the planet's surface, Luke was forced to run from his ship, and seek shelter elsewhere, and as he slept, the galaxy as he knew it rewrote itself around him.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Thaw My Frozen Heart by Cartoonnerd13 reviews
A group of events containing KristAnna or Kristoff and Anna from Disney's Frozen! Chapter 2: Anna comes home to a baby reindeer in her house. Who's the reindeer and will they keep the cutie pie or not? All rights to Disney! Caution:spoilers! I know Kristoff and his reindeer. I know the story. I just wanted to write something vute like this.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Skulduggery Pleasant: Some Days Are Just Plain Odd by RKellyn reviews
Drabbles, AUs, action, old romance, new romance, angst, drama, comedy, Fletcher's hair gel, loafers, general hijinks and Anton Shudder being a sex fiend.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,138 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Breathless by Her Madjesty reviews
He knew what fear felt like, and it was not a feeling he wanted to experience often. He might not know love very well, but he knew it couldn't feel anything like fear did.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
Party Jitters by cootiegirl reviews
After the return of Queen Elsa, the people of Arendelle are invited to a bash at the castle to celebrate their land being, well... unfrozen, and to celebrate the ones who made it happen. Meanwhile, Kristoff has trouble fitting in so Anna helps him get into the party mood. Kristoff/Anna oneshot.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
A Hatred of Ice by Jane Doel reviews
Kristoff had always loved ice. It was his passion. But not today. Not when it was going to take Anna away from him. Today he hated ice. SPOILERS FOR MOVIE. Somewhat AU (not really). Rated for my paranoia. Status subject to change. DISCLAIMER: With a heavy heart, I proclaim that Nightlightiscoolbro does not retain the rights to Frozen!
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
Just Breathe by HannahBerrie reviews
Anna's fallen through the ice, and Kristoff doesn't know if he'll be able to save her. (Cover image credit goes to tumblr's frozenmusings)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
2 AM by HannahBerrie reviews
"And hypothetically speaking, even if she was afraid—which she wasn't—she wouldn't be to blame anyways. It was all Kristoff's fault, really." It's 2 AM, and Anna's too scared to fall asleep. (post-movie)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Zippered Lips by LoyaltyFalters reviews
28 year-old Poseidon Olympia would have laughed if not for the realism of the situation. A child having a child. There was only a sixteen years difference between Percy and himself, so how could any sane human-being allow him to take care of a traumatized twelve year-old? Especially a mute one? AU. Family/Drama/Hurt-Comfort. DISCONTINUED. Different Human!AU up on profile.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon
Symphony of Salvation by Secondhand Soul reviews
But as the minutes whiled away and sleep would not come and the reality that this boy would be joining them on the journey set in, Kratos realized he could no more prevent his inevitable attachment to him than he could prevent the rising of the sun or the steady march of time... (Multi PoV Game Novelization; Adaptation of Game Story Barring Affection System)
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Lloyd I., Genis S., Raine S., Kratos A.
Sick Day by combataccessory reviews
Valkyrie is sick and Skulduggery tries to take care of her. (Oneshot. Originally posted on ao3.)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Fate Has Been Cruel by SkippingSteppingStones reviews
Lord Vader has always believed in fate, but his son may be more inclined to believe that you make your own luck. Fluff. Oneshot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Ensnared by freakyanimegal reviews
CruLloyd? That idiot, Kratos, taking the attack meant for his inferior rat of a son. He couldn't allow Origin's seal to weaken, but his only other option was...a mana transfer. Hm, perhaps it was a good thing that the boy lived after all... Cover pic by Asatsuyu
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Anna by HannahBerrie reviews
"As a matter of fact, Anna wasn't like anyone Kristoff had ever met, and she especially wasn't like any princess he'd ever heard of. " Kristoff muses over the cute, awkward, and wonderful princess that he's happened to meet. One-Shot, Spoiler-Free, 100% Kristanna Fluff
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
I Remember You Well by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
'It didn't help that his mind, overactive and unable to keep still, kept remembering his fathers words after he had returned Zeus' beloved Lightning Bolt – "I have admitted my wrongdoing," – and he remembered how his eyes had burned, thinking that Poseidon, God of the Sea, had thought him to be a Gods be damned wrongdoing.'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Hot and Cold by Secondhand Soul reviews
Two paths diverge in a lonely wood and he took the one less traveled. 100 Kratos and Lloyd father-son moments. Not all fluff and joy - Major angst and awkwardness, but what else is to be expected of these two?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Faded Photos by blu berry 3.14 reviews
A collection of short stories on the interaction between the Kharlan Four.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Kratos A., Yuan, Mithos Y., Martel
What Belongs to the Sea by fernandafb reviews
Sally laughed, crossing her arms and looking at the boys. For a crazy second, she could imagine what would be like if Poseidon had never left them. What it would be like to have a complete family. [Sally/Poseidon, and 6 years old Percy] Cover's fanart by awesome Andiree, to whom I dedicate this shortfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Sally J., Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Family Reunion by SamanthaSamma reviews
Do not be alarmed mortals related to Paul, just a bunch of immortal all powerful gods here, nothing to look at.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Hades, Percy J., Poseidon, Paul B.
Crossing Lines by Levi Ackerman reviews
"Heichou…" It came out as more of breathy gasp than anything as Levi's hands rested lightly on her hips. "There's no need to be so shy," Levi murmured, his lips brushing against the shell of her ear. "I command you tell me, Petra." Levi x Petra. Rivetra. Oneshot.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
Five Minutes 'Til Self Destruct by BraveChicken reviews
Even the mightiest of ninja cannot always avoid illness. In Mikey's case, it's the one thing he's never quite been able to dodge. But when a simple cold leaves the family's youngest without a voice, misadventures quickly turn into discoveries as the family bands together. Let the sick days begin. ( Stealthy Stories Nominee )
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,406 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Damage by asiago-cheese reviews
Pain is something Alvin is familiar with. Kindness, however, is something far beyond his understanding.
Tales of Xillia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Complete
See You In The Morning by ThePurpleRose reviews
Years on from the events of Symphonia, the tree is grown and Yuan and Kratos no longer have any reason to stay awake.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Kratos A., Yuan
Miracles by Aerois reviews
"But that day he admitted to himself that maybe, just perhaps, miracles were one of the things he could believe in." Squall inadvertently prompts a very serious heart to heart between him and his recently discovered father. Through all of the hurt feelings, and everything left unsaid, can they forge a stronger bond in the end? A one-shot. Happy Birthday, Squall.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Laguna L., Squall L. - Complete
Red in the Face by blu berry 3.14 reviews
They didn't always get along, but once in a while they both found a similar connection. A connection that pulled them close even if for only a few moments. (two shot fic)
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
Catharsis by selenia-sopheria reviews
There was a wall, Lloyd deduced.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Loyal 'Til the End by misti4492 reviews
Camelot had fallen. Morgana was queen. Arthur knew these facts, but nothing worried him more than Merlin. Merlin, with golden eyes, captured during the attack, and who held dangerous knowledge of the elusive Emrys. Time was running out until Morgana found Emrys and went after Arthur. The King could only hope they could retake Camelot in time. Before his servant broke.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,156 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Percy's Fathers by Liana Legaspi reviews
A three-shot focusing on each of Percy's fathers. Chapter 1: A bunch of Percy's friends find Gabe in a Soho gallery. Chapter 2: Paul finds Percy unconscious outside of Goode. Chapter 3: Poseidon never knew what to think.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Paul B., Gabe U. - Complete
Tales of Symphonia: Scars by Sayla Ragnarok reviews
Two-shot. While Lloyd and his friends are having a bit of down time on their adventure, they find a certain Seraph badly injured, and learn of a tiny but significant piece of the man's lengthy history.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of Merlin by luminare91 reviews
The moment Voldemort regained his body, the Old Religion cried out. For the first time in more than a thousand years, Merlin is called from the forward to right the balance once more. Disguised as a fifth year student, he must fight to stop Voldemort when it is not his destiny to do so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,360 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Merlin
The Big Three Parents by HPTGHPJO reviews
Three comforting moments between Poseidon, Hades, Zeus, and their children after the war. Percy is scared by visions of the dead. Nico is furious that the god of the underworld is trying to act fatherly. Thalia is afraid of heights. Three one-shots. The Big Three are finally dads. Be prepared for sweetness, lightning, and anger. Sequel "Heartless" is up now!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon, Thalia G. - Complete
But That Was In Another Country by Animegurl64 reviews
A What If story. What if Lloyd actually knew what his last name was, but had his own reasons for not saying anything. Note: Now moved to crossover section. LumosAngelous Verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,049 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Memory Gems by Animegurl64 reviews
Side stories that don't fit into the main body of my ToSHP fic. 1. Kratos is old but he is neither stupid nor blind. He knows his son is special. Oyakoish fluff. LumosAngelous 'Verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
I'm Not Supposed to Talk to Strangers by LoyaltyFalters reviews
"I'm Perc…" He trailed off as he went into a coughing fit, his hand automatically going up to cover his mouth. His entire body was wracked with small tremors, and Poseidon was completely horrified to see blood trickling through his fingers. The boy smiled apologetically as he pulled his hand back. "Percy," he told him sheepishly. "I'm Percy."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 363 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Family Bonding by Genderfluid-Lafayette reviews
The Big Three and their kids go camping to bond. Yes, you read right. They are going camping for 5 days to bond. Will it end well? First story, contructive critisism welcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hades, Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon
A Voice in Albion by Sanguine Ink reviews
Arthur's started to hear things in his old age...Set in the golden age of Albion. Monty Python and "You're the Voice" references galore. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Stolen Son by Symphoniafan reviews
Yggdrasil knows about Lloyd. Knows he is Kratos' son. So after he sends Kratos to help the Chosen on her Journey, he intervenes in order to keep Kratos from discovering his son until… until he is ready. Crulloyd!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 142,425 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
The Science of Imagination by Cherish the look of surprise reviews
The consulting detective has got a new case. Two tourists have been murdered and the only clue he has to go on is their six year old son who witnessed it all. Unfortunately it seems that Calvin, and his stuffed tiger Hobbes, aren't that keen to co-operate. Alternating fluff and angst depending on my mood.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Calvin, Sherlock H.
Not All Monsters Are Legends by Haurvatat reviews
Percy is very badly ill when he's drugged and stolen from his home by a psychopath. He also can't say that he expected to be saved by two more psychopaths. That doesn't mean his troubles are over - far from it, actually. Sick!Hurt!Percy, ProtectiveDaddy!Poseidon, obligatory Percabeth. Slight Supernatural crossover. No knowledge of SPN required. Rated for language and violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,163 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
To decide by hopper18 reviews
What if Yuan came to the Tower of Salvation a bit late. Seriously, why must he always be on time?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
The Truth Within the Waves by MiniHayden reviews
AU! Edward and Alphonse are deadly. Ruthless kid pirates that rule the seas with their night attacks on harmless ships. But now they're being hunted constantly. And, on the discovery of their newest treasure, Ed starts acting strange, asking for someone called Winry and hell-bent on finding a town called Resembool. Then there's his arm and leg... Rated for cursing and blood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Detention by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Edward gets detention. Umbridge is not amused.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Dolores U., Edward E. - Complete
The Passing of Percy's Panda Pillow Pet by M1ssUnd3rst4nd1ng reviews
A one-shot to remember Percy's travel companion, may he rest in peace, lost to Octavian's stuffing issue. Warning: "character" death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2013
A Father's Memories by bat-tron reviews
A father has memories of his child, be it good or bad. Those memories can cloud ones judgement, though. Kratos ponders over the relationship he has with his son and it dawns on him how much of a child Lloyd truly is.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Through Thick and Thin by charlock221 reviews
A-Z one-shots of hurt/comfort stories between Sherlock and John. Perhaps Sherlock doesn't realise just how much he needs John. Or vice versa, for that matter. They are always there for each other, though of course, their friendship isn't without its obstacles and difficulties.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,645 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Delivery by Catsitta reviews
Cloud Strife never made it to Midgar to become a SOLDIER. In fact, he disappeared completely. On the same day he vanished, a mysterious stranger begins delivering cryptic messages and bizarre packages to those bound by a destiny that they didn't even know they shared. To matters weirder, only the recipients seem to see the delivery boy! Very AU. Implied Time Travel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
Through The Eyes Of The Blind by Captain-Cheesecake reviews
In a tragic accident, Sherlock is blinded and must overcome the hardships of life and crime solving without his sight.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,706 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Lost Moments by Mrfipp reviews
Too many memories gone. So many people forgotten. Too many moments lost. All swallowed by the War between Harmony and Discord. Various one-shots regarding various characters. Expect lots of cameos. CHAPTER 50 FIXED.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 73,216 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
Kind of Deranged by KatieArtemis reviews
Percy knew this day would come. The day he'd have to confess... that he's scared of water. (Minor spoilers for SoN)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Darth Vader and Son by Cabochon reviews
Non-linear one-shots based on the brilliant drawings in Jeffrey Brown's book "Darth Vader and Son." Darth Vader raising a 4-year-old Luke, and dealing with all the perils that come with fatherhood in true Sith fashion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader
I Will Survive by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "I want drunk Loki. Not coming on to anyone. He must be doing something he's going to regret in the morning. And that can potentially be used as blackmail material." The Avengers get a call that Loki is terrorising a bar full of people in the city. When they arrive it's not what they expected.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Of Skinny Behinds and Dresses by green-piggy reviews
From shamelessly hitting on members of the same gender to bashing up Nightmares and barrels, there's never a dull moment in Traverse Town with these five around. A series of drabbles involving the TWEWY cast, Neku, Joshua, Shiki, Beat and Rhyme. For Infamousplot. Current chapter: Neku and Shiki go shopping together.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,308 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Neku S., Joshua
The Secret Companion by xHitanTenshi reviews
The Doctor has yet another secret: hundreds of years ago, he disguised himself as a human using the Chameleon Arch. That human was Van Hohenheim. So now, when left all alone, it would be just the Doctor's luck that the TARDIS would reach through time and space to bring him a new Companion... his son, Edward. T for language, violence, etc. (can't continue; plot spark died :C)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - 10th Doctor, Edward E. - Complete
Touch Screen by LulaMadison reviews
A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Titles by Reina Ann Vilre reviews
They describe us, but they don't define who we are. A collection of generally light-hearted one-shot's featuring titles I wish they had in the game. (possibe spoilers)
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
The Two Bloggers by Catherine Spark reviews
Note: Chapters in this have had to be re-jigged to bring it in line with the site's guidelines, so there are slightly less than before. See my profile or the forum for explanation. Summary: First they blogged about meeting Moriarty. Now it's like a sausage machine: While the ingredients remain, the sausages will keep coming.../myforums/Catherine Spark/1252310
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 107 - Words: 172,641 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bazinga by LulaMadison reviews
Short, one shot fic, written for a prompt on Avengerkink. When Loki steals the Tesseract at the start of The Avengers he doesn't take Erik Selvig, he takes Dr Sheldon Cooper instead.
Crossover - Avengers & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sheldon C., Loki - Complete
Playing With Fire by xcontagiousx reviews
Sora lost everything in a terrible fire.Now orphaned, he is fostered to a rich family that has a less than welcoming son, Riku. Struggle ensues as these two opposite scale brothers learn about each other, their pasts, and themselves.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sora, Riku
Asymmetrical by Thoughts Of A Shadow reviews
Roy and Ed have a give-and-take relationship. Parental!RoyEd. Drabble series. An elaboration on Destined to Repeat's 'Asymmetrical'/Mustang looked around for his table without luck. "Get lost, Colonel?" A young voice called out."First time in a bar?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,452 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Character in Red by freakyanimegal reviews
A tribute to Lloyd.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Lackluster by Unadulterated reviews
Ed is removed from his abusive stepfather's care after years of hurt – and placed in the home of his direct superior Roy Mustang. With Al missing and Ed attempting to cope with unbelievable scarring, can Roy hope to be able to help Ed? Warning: child abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,070 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Inside the skull by Flacchus reviews
A study in Sherlock's mind. He's a sociopath, and then there's John. A study in John's heart. He's a wreck, and then there's Sherlock. They're two marvels and two monsters, and they know it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,276 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Black Box XIII by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
"Sora, what did you see, man?" Riku asks softly. What the hell was going on? Sora whimpers softly, beginning to cry again. It was several moments before he could speak clearly: "I saw my brother and sister being roasted alive."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Sora, Riku
Meaning of Birth by selenia-sopheria reviews
It was the inevitable question all parents and guardians dreaded to answer…and curious, 10-year old Luke just had to ask it.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Guy, Luke - Complete
Broken Lives by Reina Ann Vilre reviews
Eyes darted to the filthy outsider who dared intrude upon the way of the village. Kratos ignored the shocked stares. His feet hit the ground hard, his mind barely acknowledging that he was running. The man raised the switch again as the boy cowered beneath him, but Kratos caught it before it could reach its intended target. AU
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,738 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Your Honor by ericapeace1 reviews
Mai wants a pet! Zuko objects, but Mai gets her way, and names it specifically to annoy Zuko. A short drabble
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Life's Little Crossroads by green-piggy reviews
Their paths are always crossing, linking with each other, gradually creating bonds that could shatter with the tiniest mistake. But hey, who said that life-after-death or death full stop had to be easy? LiveJournal 1sentence challenge, Neku/Joshua friendship.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
It's not just a movie! by CrazyPeanutAttack reviews
Inwhich Percy finds out that Disney moviess are awesome, as if he did not know that already what with his weekly Finding Nemo sprees? and some strange fluff. Warning: OOC characters, and they might all be on crack, this is some crazy shcist.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Of Chosen and Men by orangepotato reviews
"Kratos, can I ask you a question? If only some Chosen were like Colette, then what were the others like?" That was something that Kratos didn't want to answer, nor did he want to relive, but since his son had asked...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Angels Among Us by freakyanimegal reviews
Discontinued. May rewrite if interest is shown.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,734 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Lloyd I.
How to Save a Life by bat-tron reviews
"Lloyd, please don't do this. Please! I'm begging you!" When Lloyd has a plan to impress his hero and things take a turn from the worst, can Kratos save him in time? Or will all efforts truly be in vain?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Fields of Gold by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. A single blight causes a change in his future, and as he delves into the darker parts of his mind, he finds that light is found in the most mundane of places. / E/W. H/Hr. AU-ish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
A Problem of Pediatric Proportions by Regashi reviews
Due to reasons unknown, Lloyd and the others have found that they have shrunk in age and appearance. Now it's a race against time to solve what happened and how to save themselves... before Cruxis gets to them first. Ch.28 up
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 390,586 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Extreme Sitter by D'Fuentes reviews
Raphael discovers just how much fun Splinter's role as their father is when one of his brothers falls ill with added complications. Ha ha.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Gealach Breithe by Secondhand Soul reviews
Cecil Harvey is a strange man whose heart is filled with a Darkness that he knows he must fight at any cost. When his country, Baron, sets out to capture the mysterious and powerful Crystals it is Cecil who stands against them. FFIV Novel. No spoilers.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,861 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cecil, Golbez
Disasters and Decisions by MegalegU reviews
"What happened?" he demanded, somehow already feeling the familiar current in his stomach demand his every attention; eyes, ears, even nose. He only ever felt that when it concerned Shawn. The next few seconds were a haze. Something like, "…Shawn…car…I wasn't…he pushed me out of the way…"
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Dark Thoughts by Stealth Dragon reviews
Merlin can temporarily read minds. He really wishes he couldn't. Hurt!Merlin. Protective and BAMF Arthur. Friendship.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Growing Up with Mustang's Squad by TomatoSoupful reviews
Set before main story. With no mother or father to guide Edward and Alphonse, Roy Mustang and his Squad unintentionally and unknowingly become the parental figures. Collection of short stories. One chapter for each member. Family/ Parental. Hiatus; not dead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Through a Mirrior Darkly by ThisMortalCoil reviews
AU After being defeated on Mustafar, Obi-Wan finds himself in a parallel Universe where Qui-Gon never died. As he struggles to save the Jedi of this Universe, Obi-Wan finds himself in the middle of betrayal and deceit as he learns that there is more...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Got Any Fours? by MarleneShadowheart reviews
What would happen if the group decided to play a game of Go-Fish...with all the predictable over-acting cutscene drama to go along with it! *This is why they should never do recreational activities!*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
Meningitis by Heliotrope-Housecat reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED. Ed catches a potentially fatal strain of an infectious bacterial disease most commonly found among the young. One shot written to help raise awareness. KNOW YOUR SYMPTOMS! Character near death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Reflections by darkangel.mya reviews
AU - All choices have repercussions. At the time, he hadn't even realized he'd made a choice, but it would change his entire future: for better or for worse. Full game spoilers. -Thanks to Ladynadiad and Trystle for helping with the editing-
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 86 - Words: 629,344 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Asch, Luke - Complete
Guilt is a Funny Thing, Not in a 'Haha' Way Though by JenCM reviews
When Shawn ends up in a completely preventable situation that leaves him worse for wear, Henry and Lassiter take a one-way trip to Guiltina while Gus tries to sell a 'slightly used' Lazy Boy and Juliet is just caught in the middle of the mess. Shawn Whump
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,283 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Shawn S., Henry S.
That Wasn't Supposed to Happen! by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Just a few what-might-have-beens and what-ifs. Includes different members of the crew and other characters. COMPLETE! Sequel coming soon!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Title in Description by XiXi Scarlett reviews
This is called: The Day the Flame Alchemist Stole Christmas so the Tiny Alchemist had to Save it. "DID YOU SAY TINY!" Nope. I said, uh, very tall. Yep. This is a crack-fic with OOC-ness and fourth wall breakage.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Medieval Alchemist And The Cursed Dragon by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
' Hey you, it's AU ' The problem was obvious. There was a dragon circling over the town. Obviously it wasn't too smart of a dragon; otherwise, it would have roasted them on sight.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Handcuffed by BluePhantom15 reviews
There were many things Kratos Aurion enjoyed to do in his time off. Being handcuffed to Lloyd was definitely not one of them.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Abstruseness by MEOW-I'm-A-Dog reviews
After an assassination attempt on Edward Elric's life, Roy Mustang suspects foul play in the military and gets far more than he or Ed bargained for after a threat to the military and their lives is unraveled. No Yaoi. Some Parental Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,470 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Mystery Diagnosis by Hyperthia reviews
There's something wrong with Ed. Horror/Paranormal; sick!Ed; Parental!Roy/Ed. Universe based on first anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Eternal Paradox by Mystic Yoshie reviews
An old evil is surfacing and Lloyd must find a way to save the World again. To do so he must go back in time, but if he changes the past, what will the future look like? Who will die? Complete.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 174,769 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Lloyd I., Kvar - Complete
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 164 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Science and Deduction by Cola Karmon reviews
Sherlock has been wandering the Aperture Science Testing Facility for a few days now. What's he to do when the A.I. GLaDOS suddenly introduces a new factor to his testing? A companion: John Watson. Warnings for language and violence.
Crossover - Portal & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/11/2012 - GLaDOS, Sherlock H.
Meeting Boring by fakeasain56 reviews
A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Calvin, Sherlock H. - Complete
You Sporkish Vocalist by starlingnight reviews
In which Cecil has a tortured soul, Rydia is remarkably forgiving, Kain has a tortured soul, as he's never been very original, and Tellah just can't find the right words.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Cecil - Complete
From Yesterday into Tomorrow by Rydia Asuka reviews
New Summary: Full game spoilers! We all know how the Chosen's journey went with Lloyd on their side, yet what if Lloyd wasn't on their side? What if Kratos had found Lloyd and raised him in Cruxis? Family fic!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,415 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Saints among Sinners by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
-In response to the "50 Themes, One-Sentence" Challenge on LJ.- Edward and Alphonse Elric have lived more than most people could in a million lifetimes. Here is written proof for all the world to see. /FMA, FMAB, and CoS.\
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Too Many Worlds by FlikFreak reviews
A collection of crossover one-shots, because I have far too many plot bunnies to make them ALL into chapter fics. Ratings and genre vary as much as the worlds do.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Coming Snow by Emil Lime reviews
Now that the Aurion family has settled, Lloyd is about to experience his first "official" Christmas season. But as he finds out, the days leading up to the big holiday hold far greater adventures then the actual day itself. 25 Christmas prompts
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,035 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Dress Up by Symphoniafan reviews
Kratos is becoming more confident with his role as a father and is determined to be a good father and a positive role-model in Lloyd's life. Lloyd's future is in Kratos' hands and he is determined to set a good example.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Pencils and Feathers by Kingdomonkey reviews
The click of a latch jump starts the auburnette and before long his copper eyes slap to Lloyds face, then quickly to his hands, more specifically the locket. "Open it. She's in there, Lloyd."
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Joshua Trips by Kipper Snack reviews
Joshua trips and accidentally teleports himself and Neku to a bizarre alternate universe where nothing is as it seems. /NOT YAOI/
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,906 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S.
Mallet Theory by heartofShou reviews
Kratos is leaving and Lloyd doesn't want him to. If only there were some way to stop him, some violent and drastic way to stop him...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Days in the Lives by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
-In response to the "50 Scenes" Challenge on LJ.- A collection of FMA, FMA:B, and CoS drabbles chronicling the Elric brothers' most cherished moments.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Didn't You Get the Memo? by TamIsMyFather reviews
An epistolary fanfiction featuring a series of memos that covers the entire span of Dissidia and chronicles the resulting hilarity.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 287 - Words: 34,590 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Psych: Cuckoo Corner by spookysister7 reviews
Dialogue only. Shawn hacks into Pineapple Radio. Pandemonium ensues.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Go Fish by RegenesisX reviews
Sometimes things aren't always as they seem. Heroes and villains need a break too, you know. EDITED 7/7/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Canon Drabbles by Connie Nervegas reviews
I keep changing the title of this. I've decided to make one place to put canon drabbles. Mostly from TMNT Tuesdays. Domination: He has a home and a name, but will he gain power?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Keep the Camera Rolling by Phantomrose96 reviews
A Mary Sue comeuppance fic. Her story ended, but with the camera accidentally still rolling, her "epilogue" will not be pretty. Stupid humor ahead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Shades of Gold by Hiate48 reviews
Edward Elric paid more dearly to free his country and regain his brother's body than anyone ever realized. Now he is running out of time. When Alfonse learns of the real price his brother paid, he will stop at nothing to try and save him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,937 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Slumber Partay! by MarleneShadowheart reviews
Kairi decides to host a slumber party, but Sora and Riku aren't invited. Ticked off, they embark on an epic quest to listen in-or break in. Rated T for violence, suggestive themes, crossdressing, and other shtuff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Riku, Sora
A Story Behind Each by CaptainOzone reviews
One-shot. Reveal fic/ "scar-revelation" fic. The title is the summary in every way. Hardly an original idea, but hopefully it offers a new spin and flair. More details inside. NO slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ways To Wash A Window by FullMetalCrayon reviews
One-shotters of Team Mustang being the downright slackers they are. T for language. Open if you dare...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
I Said Don't Lower Your Defenses! by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
An AU conversation between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker that results in a specific scene in RotJ turning out rather differently...R&R
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Intoxicated by Matt Perrett reviews
Tidus has an epiphany about what the Sin's toxin excuse will let him get away with...namely, anything and everything.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Tidus, Auron - Complete
Why Terra Wears Those Pants by Fruity-Fruit-Cups reviews
Have you ever wondered why Terra wears those pants? Well, the answer is very simple...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Terra - Complete
The Top Ten Ways to Fail as an Alchemist by KarmaHope reviews
There aren't that many ways to fail as an alchemist. Okay, there are, but that's beside the point. However, some ways are stupider than others, ways that would make even Fuhrer Bradley facepalm. Things that shouldn't have happened, but somehow- DID . . .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Therapy, The Sequel by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which Anakin is a monkeys uncle, Obi-Wan has glasses, Palpatine's grand schemes always fail, Nemesis is a mad scientist and the characters learn that being stuck in space isn't very enjoyable.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
All That Glitters by The Jabberer reviews
"Vampires sparkle in the sun, Brother." "Yeah, well, so does Armstrong." — crack!fic for Hayaaateuh
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Alphonse E., Alex A. - Complete
Incommunicado by bulmablue-eyes reviews
After being seriously injured at the pool, Sherlock suddenly finds himself unable to communicate with the world.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Liar by Harp Strumming Choirboy reviews
Demons lie. Demons lie. Demons lie. Demons lie and read your mind and lie more.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Paternity by ThePurpleRose reviews
"Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my father!" Kratos visibly flinched, a terrible, mixed expression crossing has face before he clamped down on it and his resolve hardened. "No," he said quietly. "I'm not." A 'what if' fic. CHAPTER 2 EDIT
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
An Idiot By Any Other Name by Runey9 reviews
In which Merlin learns that while Arthur enjoys insulting him, he despises when others insult his court sorcerer. Set in that distant day when Arthur is king. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Silence Carved Scars by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Ed is acting strangely skittish, and Roy is determined to figure out why. But he might not be prepared to deal with the answer.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Teaching by Symphoniafan reviews
Kratos knew his son was young, but desperate times call for desperate measures, despite Anna's disagreement. He wanted his son to be able to protect himself and the sooner he learned, the better.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Changed by JoyJoy101 reviews
It all started out like any other day … until Leo collapses and suffers a seizure and a stroke. In the passing of a few minutes, their lives will be changed forever. They have faced many challenges in their lives but will this prove to be too much?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,190 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Cyclic Dilemma by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. The reason why Cloud has all his memories in Duodecim, and Sephiroth doesn't.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Therapy by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which General Grievous teaches a therapy class, Palpatine is a stalker, Anakin plays poker, Obi-Wan always needs to be rescued, and a smart aleck juvenile delinquent causes pure chaos!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
Testing, One, Two, Three by Intergalactic Asher reviews
Twilight antific, Portal fanfic. Bella wakes up in an Aperture Science test chamber; lulz and cake shall follow. AU for both verses.I feel terrible knowing I created the Twilight/Portal crossover section, but I hope this fic is worth it.
Crossover - Twilight & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Tempest by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed is adamant that he doesn't need a father. And it's only when he's about to lose the closest thing he has to one that he understands how very wrong he is. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Leo's Journal by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo keeps an account of his activities in Central America. He meets interesting people, gets exotic diseases and inherits goats. Also battles injustice too.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,167 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Leonardo
To Have, To Hold by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Ed's relationship with his brother is slipping through his fingers - they're always fighting, always arguing. What happened to the brother he always considered a best friend? Where did they go wrong? Brotherly love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
SORA: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
Here at Enix/Disney Incorporated, we believe in giving you the finest quality products that money can buy. We greatly appreciate your recent purchase and if you ever have any problems after reading this manual, a support team is available 24/7. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sora - Complete
Exposed by Syncop8ed Rhythm reviews
It was Juliet who discovered his secret. Of course it was. Now, he's lost his job and his friends. And when he is kidnapped by someone looking for revenge against the SBPD, Shawn might just lose his life, too...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,084 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Mission: Subway by MD Owen reviews
Leonardo and Michelangelo are on a very important mission and must not let their family down!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
I Never by TamIsMyFather reviews
What is Cosmos to do when she inherits Jecht's hidden stash of booze? Start the drinking games, of course! An affectionate pastiche of the first ten Final Fantasy games.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
Roy's Journal by agent000 reviews
Roy writes some rather disturbing things in his journal...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Sessions of the Jedi Council by rimera reviews
The Jedi Council has a lot on their plate, but that doesn't mean they can't discuss what's really important, like... fanfiction! Set in the time where Anakin is on the council, just before the end of Revenge of the Sith...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
This Silent Kiss by I Am Sweden reviews
The Light Warriors left so much behind. But now what they lost is coming to Dissidia, along with a few new enemies to add to the mix. Reunions aren't always so sweet.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,732 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010
The Sickness by Connie Nervegas reviews
Raph gets sick and Leo is forced to nurse the brute. Cowritten with M.D. Owen.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
A Martelmas To Remember by ThePurpleRose reviews
Christmas fic! Yuan plays host to Christmas with the group in Flanoir. Includes snow, Santa, cookies, mistletoe, presents, Christmas dinner, candycanes, oyako and the Kharlan war. When Lloyd said it'd be a special Christmas, he wasn't wrong...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Epic by Mird reviews
Because this fic is, indeed, epic. -Crackfic- Chapter Twenty Five: Parental RoyEd- In which undying love is confessed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009
Lake Wars by Katie Ladmoore reviews
When Warriors meets Star Wars, havoc is wreaked. Cats fight and obsess over completely random things! And who is the mysterious cat dressed like Darth Vader attacking everybody? Will things ever go back to normal?
Crossover - Star Wars & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009
MORGAN Freeman? by Special Patrol Group reviews
IN WHICH JOHN WATSON IS PLAYED NOT BY MARTIN FREEMAN... BUT BY: MORGAN FREEMAN! Crack, one-shot, that is all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tomatoes by ThePurpleRose reviews
Everyone knows Lloyd hates tomatoes but nobody, including Lloyd, knows the real reason why - except for one person. Hopefully it won't take more than one near-death experience to get the answer. Oyako. Father-son fluff.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
I see Chokmah, I see Daath by Adreus reviews
Don't look now, but there's an Asch headed this way and either he's got a knife in his pants or he just saw Natalia. —AschNatalia, Guy, Luke.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Asch, Natalia] Guy, Luke - Complete
With Every Breath I Take I Become More Inflated by Connie Nervegas reviews
The turtles and friends are characters in their own soap opera. They battle marriage, birth, death and spontaneous resurrection.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Alphonse, the Suit of Armor by Laora reviews
Various Christmas carols, Fullmetal-ified!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Normal Life by krazieevilchic reviews
Kratos reflects on Lloyd's dream of creating a world where they could live a normal life.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Visitors to Dissidia by celticskyedancer reviews
Cosmos decides to reward her warriors by inviting those closest to them to come visit them in Dissidia. However, random chaos results involving Zidane's flirting, Shantotto's whacky spells, and the feud between Cloud and Terra.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,181 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Dawn by CaptainKase reviews
"Not t-to worry," he said cheerfully, even though the stutter sounded horribly out of place in Mustang's voice. "It went right through." Ed and Roy are stuck in a war zone. Gratuitous hurt!Roy for the sake of hurt!Roy ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,499 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Feel Like This Forever by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. As an unknown person once said, "You must be at the end of your rope. I felt a tug." And now Edward and Mustang finger the fraying ends of theirs, as they hold on for dear life. Because it would take so little for it all to slip away. NOT yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
Blueberry Cloak by MenrowSpirit reviews
A short fic about Kratos's smells and cloaks. Spoilers if you haven't yet beat the game. "Your doing it again.."
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Sir, I found a way to kill the Chosen! by CO Raven reviews
Yuan's frown faded and his lips slowly curled up in a wide smile. It was sheer genuis, simple, yet foolproof. Even Kratos wouldn't see it coming. This story is no longer a oneshot due to popular demand. Let the chaos continue.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,268 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Yuan, Colette B. - Complete
Shadow Of A Doubt by Bookwrm389 reviews
It was meant to be a simple inspection, but a disturbing dream makes Ed uneasy and fearful. His anxiety intensifies when the mission takes a dangerous turn, putting his and Mustang's lives at risk. Can he hold it together long enough to save them both?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Rules of Kratos by Flicker's Owner reviews
TOS KOR with Kratos. Kratos Aurion returned to the world two years later. Between chaos, war and distrust, Kratos was soon forced to choose between saving his son's life or helping his once betrayed friend, Ratatosk. FINISHED
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,957 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kratos A., Emil C. - Complete
Mr Funny by Diaphanous reviews
Sets of drabbles. Zack is odd. Angeal can only watch.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Dear Kunsel by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
Breaking the Deal by NKSCF reviews
After fighting Z-list villains, Spider-Man finds the former Dr. Strange, who tells him he's caused damage to reality, and he needs to fix it. With Strange's guidance, Spider-Man sets off to fix his mistakes, not knowing the consequences of his actions.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,749 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
A Hundred Ways to Say You're My Brother by Griselda Banks reviews
Because they care for each other. Because they are the central driving force of the series. Because they inspire dozens of fics every day. Because I am crazy, and they are the reason why. Mentions of Royai and EdWin, but NO ELRICEST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 130,936 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
To the Bone by Oroburos69 reviews
Arkham Asylum riots. Robin is caught inside. So are Killer Croc, Poison Ivy, and Bane. Non-con.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Home Schooling by Connie Nervegas reviews
One shot. A typical school day with the turtles. Dedicated to all home schoolers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Idiosyncrasies of Kingdom Hearts by A.D. Williams reviews
Let's be honest, KH, at one point or another, has made you do the 'WTH' look, right? Ever wondered how this or that was possible? Well, we'll leave it to the characters themselves to explain, since they'd know better than us!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Complete
The Taco Stand by Connie Nervegas reviews
One shot. Raph ventures into the realm of customer service when he mans Johnny No Thumbs' taco stand.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
A Bad Day For Vernon Dursley by Sheila Chiaroscura reviews
Vernon Dursley buys an answering machine, and the Weasley twins have come up with a brilliant idea... What could possibly go wrong? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P. - Complete
Tranquility by ravenbow reviews
Lloyd wakes up feeling very much in a trance. He sets off on a small quest, inner most desires leading his feet down his path. And a fluffy Noishe. Pretty sure there's some OOC in here somewhere too.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
The Gargoyle by Connie Nervegas reviews
A songfic. A for real songfic! Raph is angry and miserable and sort of enjoying it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Edward Elric and the Seven Sues by Formaldehyde Princess reviews
The Challenge was 'Write a Princess Story', and I give you Crack-ified Snow White. This IS a Crackfic, and is rated for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 266 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Brotherly Love by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo is injured and his brothers are overwhelmed with emotion. Drabblish in nature.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Shuffle by Kipper Snack reviews
This is one of them collections of stuff - like Scramble, PLAYGROUND, all of that; short stories about Neku and company and their many adventures. Rated for safety precautions. Nehh.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shell Shocked by just.an.anon reviews
Sora & Riku struggle to integrate back into a normal lifestyle home on the Destiny Islands. After years of war with Heartless, Nobodies, and each other, they now fight wars inside themselves. -Post Traumatic Stress Disorder- HIATUS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sora, Riku
The Turtle in His Natural Habitat by Connie Nervegas reviews
This is a videoblog transcript kept by Mike documenting the everyday drama in the family. Raph and Leo fight over something stupid, Mike thinks the lair is haunted and Don bores 150 Foot Clansmen into submission. T for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
The Edge Of Reason by Kibble Beast reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Goodbye Stranger by ibuberu reviews
For the fathers who are never there, and the sons and daughters who always were. — protagonists.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Recollection by freakyanimegal reviews
What separated Lloyd from the truth was nothing but a few memories. Memories long forgotten of his childhood, of his family. Amazing, really, how delicate this situation was... Really, he had just been lucky he hadn't remembered sooner. "Lloyd-?" "Dad?"
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Caution, Wet Floors by ThisMortalCoil reviews
"Apparently common sense and the laws of physics have gone on vacation." A very odd Mustafar AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Wrong Place at the Wrong Time by LuckyNumbers reviews
After winning the final fight with Father, Edward returns to the Gate to retrieve his brother's body and soul. Truth decides, hoever, not to take his arm or leg, but his home. He finds help in the form of Luke Skywalker and his friends. FIXED!
Crossover - Star Wars & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Luke S., Edward E.
Turning the Tables by Amicitia Revenant reviews
"If we really wanted to do some good for this city, we should start offering self-defense classes for all these dumb broads." The Turtles try a new tack for reducing Manhattan's crime problem.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Immortal by Lunar the Dragon reviews
Cruxis Crystals turn people into angels, correct? Don't they also hault your metabolism and make you immortal?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Fifteen Song Parody: Roxas' Story by A.D. Williams reviews
A non-Organization XIII Roxas would like to tell us what being fifteen has been like for him, from new schools, to friends and to love. This is still a comical parody! Based off of Taylor Swift's song 'Fifteen'.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Roxas - Complete
100 Words by Rhoda J reviews
There are always those moments in life where words find themselves unable to completely describe them, but they can try their hardest anyways. 100 sentences born from 100 words.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Cost of Love by Gindokei reviews
You'd think that I'd learned my lesson by now, you'd think that I'd learned the cost of love... "People seem to be under the impression that I don't care. They interpret my callous words as the sign of a cold heart. They're all wrong." Ed introspection.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Yin and Yang by The Genius Mage reviews
Giftfic, spoilers for Vanitas's face, I guess during BBS? Frustrated at losing to Riku, Sora accepts an unexpected lesson from a shadowy warrior.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sora, Vanitas - Complete
Breaking Point by Persephone of Peridot reviews
Poor Merlin. He almost loses his mother. Then he almost loses Gaius. Then he loses his first love. Then he lost Morgana. Then he loses his father. How much can Merlin take before he reaches his breaking point? *MAJOR SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES*
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Illusionist by Wellingtonboots reviews
PostESB. Traumatized and in denial, Luke is unwittingly thrown into a dark underworld of sinister intrigue and brutal murder, where only his father can save him. Xizor, Inquisitors and Boba Fett
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,020 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Silkscreen Requiem by greyrondo reviews
Kuja, you have something of mine that I want, even more than the Crystal. You know I'll kill to get it, so... why won't you?
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 113,167 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Kuja, Zidane T. - Complete
Snakes on a Starship by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
Mace Windu takes on a ship full of deadly and poisonous snakes. Drabble.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - M. Windu - Complete
Sherman The Rock by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed finds out the hard way that the definition of a pet can be very vague indeed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
We've Got The Routine by inactive account cries reviews
So then one day, this weird boy, a dog, and a duck fell from the sky and changed the fate of our world. But that's okay, they do it all the time. KH/Harry Potter X-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Harry P., Sora
Time to our Selves by Crystaldemy9 reviews
sometimes you have to ask before running of for a trip around the world.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Like Father, Like Son by Ark Navy reviews
-Collection- Lloyd wanted to believe it. He wanted so desperately to believe with the facts before him that every word was the truth. But this lie was so thin that even as a child he could see right through it: He was not an orphan. Lloyd was abandoned.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
The Luck of a Storm by caylender reviews
This is how the "Shredder Strikes Back" episode should have ended! 100 word drabble for giggles. Please review!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Leonardo, Shredder - Complete
Percy Jackson & The Many, Many Plot Holes by DethShrike13 reviews
Percy and his unoriginal, cliched friends do things that are never fully explained or extrapolated upon. But then again, no one's actually paying attention.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Alter–Ego by manhattan martini reviews
There are many times in his life in which his mother doubts he is still her child. — Gold, Red
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Red - Complete
The Rules of Fatherhood by Sirens And Muses reviews
A special Father's Day treat. Twenty rules, all with a story about Kratos and Lloyd. Happy Father's Day!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,560 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 299 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Professionals by ZeroPanda reviews
Alchemy teachers imported straight from Amestris; you can't get much more professional than this. hpfma crossover oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Mrs. Norris, Edward E. - Complete
Take It All Away by NortheasternWind reviews
The reclusive Kratos reveals one of his most heartbreaking secrets to his student, inadvertently alerting the latter to his place in the stoic mercenary's life. Takes place just after the Wind Seal.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Letters In Bottles by Sirens And Muses reviews
A simple grammer lesson gives young Lloyd a great idea that turns into an outlet for his thoughts as he grows older. Please review. Rated T for...some reason we can't think of right now.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Stormy Nights by greenie06 reviews
Another Poseidon/Percy bonding fic. Rated T for some language, but other than that its completely harmless! Except its fluffyness might choke you ; . Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Indiana Elric? by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
When Edward is captured by the Nazis, it's up to his brother Alphonse to rescue him. A semi rewrite of the movie Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade using the Fullmetal Alchemist characters. Post movie. May contain spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,208 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Half of the Cosmos WarriorsIn a Hole? by celticskyedancer reviews
They were Cosmos' elite warriors, smarter and stronger than any others. So how did half of them end up at the bottom of a hole in the first place? Oh well. Everyone has their bad days.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Kratos the Stranger by cyathula reviews
Kratos, the most annoying man in Lloyd's world, is on night duty as usual in the desert of Triet. But tonight, Lloyd goes to talk with him...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
One World: Altamira by Tsundere-Kun reviews
The Journey's done & Lloyd has decided to a short vacation... WARNING: SPOILERS! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE FINISHED THE GAME ONCE OR DON'T CARE ABOUT DISCOVERING FACTS YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW! Find out for yourself why don't you? FLUFFINESS!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
New Name for Daddy by Symphoniafan reviews
Lloyd is just beginning to learn how to talk. He is at the age when he starts trying to repeat what he hears around him. Unfortunately, for Kratos, his name is one of them....
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
An Unreal Reality by Mystic Yoshie reviews
Two years after Lloyd sent Kratos to Derris Kharlan, he and Yuan are plotting to get him back. When a failed attempt lands him in Palmacosta, Kratos must join the journey to save his son. KOR with Kratos. Complete.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 191,363 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
If at First You Don’t Succeed by Illusor Meaneld reviews
Gaia gives Cloud the chance to go back and save the world, the right way. The only problem is: no one told Cloud what “the Right Way” was. A series of comedic drabbles.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Cloud S.
Brothers United by The Other Sara reviews
AU. With his comrades slain, Cecil is forced to team up with his older brother, Golbez, in order to take down Chaos. No yaoi/incest in here
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Cecil H., Golbez
Healing Wounds that the Sea Cannot by greenie06 reviews
What if Percy met his father before he returned the lightning bolt? What if he was only 12 instead of 17 like it was portrayed in the movie? One shot, fluffy story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
Palace of Memory by Scion of Kushiel reviews
Unable to sleep, Percy decides to finally ask his father some hard questions, never thinking that the answers might surprise him. One-shot, COMPLETE, Spoilers through end of series, please R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
8: Innocence by Darkening-Wings reviews
Walking around the lunar subterrane with his brother, Cecil discovers a box.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Golbez, Cecil H. - Complete
The Blizzard by ZukoFlame reviews
Edward finds himself in the cold clutches of a snowstorm, and he's fading fast. Roy/Ed Parental
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
What Kills the Dog by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
They always said curiosity kills the cat. Well then, what kills the dog? None-yaoi RoyEd one-shot. T just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Where I Belong by Symphoniafan reviews
Lloyd orphaned, trapped within a ranch, knowing only his name. He escapes and meets Kratos a mercenary, who is more than he seems. Longing to discover where he belongs he trusts this man to help him, but will he be able to handle the truth of who he is?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,527 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lloyd I.
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of Macaroni and Fire Alarms by Destined To Repeat reviews
Zidane and Steiner explore uncharted enemy territory: the kitchen.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Zidane T., A. Steiner - Complete
The Most Important Memory by Amavi reviews
Lloyd's final battle with Kratos goes horribly wrong- though he survives, he has lost his memory of the past 17 years. Suddenly the mysterious man everyone hates is the father he most wants to know...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Lloyd Aurion by freakyanimegal reviews
Au!Lloyd. Lloyd Aurion might not have had the perfect life, running for his fourteen years with his father and sickly mother, but he was content to train with his dad and dote on his mother. All until they were cornered...and he lost everything.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Mercenary's Soul by Baby Kat Snophlake reviews
Writing exercises to improve writing and the meager Father/Son fluff section that seems to be bare bones. After all, don't we need more innocent happiness on this site?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
But a Shadow by Rahmi reviews
Tragedies are more beloved than comedies," he says, gesturing widely. "All innocents and evildoers must die before the last act. As the curtain falls, the audience weeps, and exalts in their lives."
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Zidane T., Kuja - Complete
Fallen by Suikorin reviews
What if Zidane knew the existance of Kuja waaaaay before the game? Slight AU. Things may not always be as black and white as they seem...
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,222 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Zidane T., Kuja
A Kratos Karol by freakyanimegal reviews
Five-shot Christmas fic. Lloyd's a bit upset his father doesn't want to celebrate with them...so he did the only logical thing to do. Use the Eternal Sword to reinact the story of three ghosts with his companions as the ghosts, completely logical, right?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Christmas Days by AngelicTrinity reviews
It's Christmas time in Terresia but it's own personal protector has no idea just what that is. Watch as she's dragged around, lectured to, and works hard to find the perfect gifts for everyone she knows!
Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009
Alchemist by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Edward Elric, as seen by ten mutants.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Edward E. - Complete
Life on Terra by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
AU. Humorous snippets of what might have happened if Zidane had grown up on Terra. Chapters may not be in chronological order. Kuja technically ought to be older than he is, but he is closer in age with Zidane for the sake of the story.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,924 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Zidane T., Kuja
The Bottle Game by Alex Damien reviews
Stuck together in a ruined store, Firion, Tidus and Cecil end up playing one of the worst games known to men. Crack. This makes NO SENSE.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Cecil H., Firion - Complete
The Trials of Cooking by AngelicTrinity reviews
The Descender returns to Ailily in the first time for a while after clearing Doplund and Gavada. Going to the Inn, she finds people falling victim to Arche's 'cooking'. Starring: Kratos, Lloyd, Reid and everyone's favorite mascot Mormo.
Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
This Time Around by Idrelle Miocovani reviews
When an old enemy reappears, Jaina Solo and Kyp Durron embark on a dangerous quest through time to save Anakin Skywalker from the dark side. The deepest secrets of the Force slowly unravel as their mission is plagued with evils no one could have foreseen. Cover art by Iverna. Note: this story, in its current state, is unfortunately unfinished and will remain that way.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 303,347 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Jaina S., Kyp D.
Kratos' Swimsuit by freakyanimegal reviews
Because we all wanted him to get one.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Cubes, Ladders And Horses by Bookwrm389 reviews
Al may have been a sucker for these silly psychic readings, but why did he have to drag Ed down with him? Watch as the Elric brothers get cubed. I swear this is not crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Kuja's school for Black Mages by Chaos Silk reviews
"Changing someone's gender, while amusing, was not the point of this assignment. You fail." Heavily AU. After the game, Kuja is forced to teach black magic to various students.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kuja, Zidane T.
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Bad Day by Hyperthia reviews
Edward Has been having a cruddy week, but today is particularly awful. Parental Roy/Ed. Rated for some language and bullying (the bullies use ableist and homophobic slurs).
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Axel's Confessions song parody by A.D. Williams reviews
In a guilt-trip, Axel confesses to a crime...or two...or twenty...that he's committed at Roxas' sake. They say the truth can set you free, but perhaps Axel took that too literally! Parody of Usher's Confessions part 2.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Mind Crush! by Sahxyel reviews
Kuja just had to ask if anyone could crush someone's mind. Maybe that wasn't the best question to ask in a room filled with Chaos' subjects...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Resemblance by freakyanimegal reviews
Rewrite of old oneshot. Exactly what resemblance did Lloyd have to his angelic father? Whatever it was, it had to be what was stealing all his hunnies! Thus, Zelos was determined to find out...even if he had to get the others in on it.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Disregarding Reality by SilverRibbon reviews
Sam explains Fanfiction to Bumblebee. Bumblebee informs the Autobots. Deceptions overhear. Humor issues.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sam W.
Cellmate by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex comes across fanfiction and it leads to unexpected consequences.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Cruxis Child by Destiny Gamer reviews
After Anna is killed, Kratos takes Lloyd to DerrisKharlan, where he becomes a member of Cruxis. Now, Kratos must protect Lloyd while hiding the truth about his mothers death from him.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,150 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Kratos's Return by cyanbilbo reviews
What would happen if Kratos ever returned from Derris Kharlan to the TOS:DotNW weirdness? Meant to be taken lightly. Slight TOS:DotNW bashing, some swearing, and much confusion for Kratos. And Spoilers. My attempt at humor, be warned.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
For my family by Lady Starwing reviews
Kralloyd oyako father/son fluff. NOT INCEST. I believe I have said enough. ONESHOT COLLECTION. UPDATED RANDOMLY, NOT COMPLETE! Be prepared for pretty much ANYTHING in this oneshot collection. Beware of #4, for it is very angsty ...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Intercession by The Sage of Spirits reviews
If there was one thing Kratos was grateful to Lloyd for, it was saving him from the scariest kind of creature he had ever faced.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist 4kids style by Muten Azuki reviews
How would 4kids edit Fullmetal alchemist? I've written some of their 'minor' edits. Aren't you lucky? New theme song included! Flames welcome!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009
Stats by Mird reviews
Is Ed still 'just a kid? A hell of a lot of dumbass Parental!RoyEd fangirls seem to think so. No offense. Parental!RoyEd parody, oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Fellowship Cooks Dinner by Nari-chan SND reviews
After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of their lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated what it is to be safe. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006
The Manly Diary of Edward Elric by Mird reviews
My name is Edward Elric, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Excruciating Pain by The Sage of Spirits reviews
It hurts him when he says that.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
When Boredom Strikes! by SunflowerWielder reviews
A series of one-shots, created through boredom. Current one-shot: Yuffie wants a pet. Stitch wants a family. AHA! All pairing friendship only. T for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
Got Milk? Hope not by Kame-tan reviews
Ed finally reveals the real reason why he never drinks milk; trust me, it's not a pretty explanation. Not for the squeamish or easily sick. Rated T though cause Ed's in it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
A Father Son Moment by freakyanimegal reviews
Due to popular demand and inspiration, I have updated. A series of oneshots featuring KratosLloyd family fluff. This site does NOT have enough of these!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,288 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Death Count by Symphoniafan reviews
A gasping grunt escaped Lloyd’s mouth as the weapon pierced his body. First, there was pain… second, a cold numbing… third, darkness… fourth, death.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Jealousy Bonding by cloudyautumn reviews
Who knew that Sheena and Colette would find common ground due to a really bad assumption? Hints of Oyako/friendships. LK,SC. oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kratos A. - Complete
Germany, Sam? by Mochas 'N Mayhem reviews
“Dude, what does an ancient plane and a bunch of old armor turning up in Germany have to do with us?”
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
A Midnight Swim by Sirens And Muses reviews
*Siren's Story* WHOO! First story. Lloyd almost drowns and, shockingly, Kratos has to save his ass! Rated K for lanuage, I guess. No intened pairings. SPOILERS!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Uneraseable Memories by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Edward Elric wouldn’t be able to recall those nights immediately following his prosthetics surgery. His father, however, would never forget. HOHENHEIM AND EDWARD DRABBLE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward E., Hohenheim - Complete
Legacy by Candyland reviews
Two boxes, one small and one large, sitting side by side, were the proof of a trainer's greatest legacy.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Five Times Ten by orpheus-izanagi reviews
Because Kratos will always love him, no matter what. The 5x10 prompts from livejournal.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Just Don't be a Prat by AccordingToMel reviews
But when he saw a young, blond boy enter with his breakfast tray that was most definitely not his manservant, Arthur felt himself go from calm to irate in a few second flat. Consequently, the first words out of his mouth were: “Where’s Merlin?”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Day After Tomorrow by Special Agent Chibi reviews
/HIATUS\ What if Kratos found Lloyd after that fateful night Anna was killed? How would Tales of Symphonia be different? And will Kratos go back to Cruxis when they threaten the life of his son? Oyako only LloydColette, ZeloSheena later on.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
The Wheels of Shinra's Economy by Sinnatious reviews
Crisis Core. Even after the events at Nibelheim, there are still missions to be done.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zack F. - Complete
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Laundry Day by Nightfoot reviews
While sitting around in Altamira, Lloyd gets bored and decides to 'help' his dear old dad.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
The Impossible by Lazy-ass-Ninja reviews
Kratos had rules, and Lloyd breaks them all.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message by Lucillia reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Simple Questions by Audinale55 reviews
Sometimes the simplest questions can bring the biggest secrets to light. Father/Son fic Being rewritten as of now!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,280 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Brotherhood by MilesTailsPrower-007 reviews
Brotherhood. The one thing Ed and Al have that refuses to be torn away. Collection of brotherly drabbles of varying length. No OCs or pairings. Reviews appreciated! Mangaverse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Returning Home by FlikFreak reviews
Post KH2, Spoilers. After returning home, Sora has a rough enough time adjusting to normal life without worrying about his friends' new problems. Nothing, however, can make things harder than when their hard-earned peace is shattered by a familiar enemy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sora, Riku
The Trouble With Legends by slightlytookish reviews
Arthur embarks on a noble quest to find Merlin, who fled from Camelot years before. Includes references to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
i n f i n i t y by Holy Spork reviews
AU. Lloyd carefully hid his pain from the world. His mother was dead and his father had vanished. On the day when the Journey of Regeneration was to start, everything made sense. But then he met Yuan the mercenary, and Lloyd began to learn dark secrets...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,203 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Lloyd I.
The Locket by freakyanimegal reviews
oneshotoyako. Lloyd sighed as he faced his friends. "Guys, I have a confession to make...Kratos dropped something when we were going after Forcystus..." He shuffled in his pocket and pulled out the locket...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Snapshots by Crystal Remnant reviews
30 short stories with the PaternalFriend!RoyEd paring. --Chapter: Food for Thought -- The quickest way to Edward's heart is through his stomach.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Dollar Fifty Seven by Mystic-Pickle reviews
Edward Elric is behaving strangely and Roy Mustang can't help but wonder why. Fraternal!RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Blast from the Past by Golden Ice reviews
Cats of the Dark Forest have messed with the timeline, causing Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Stormfur, Feathertail, Spiderleg, and Birchfall to have never been born. They must now go back in time to save their lives. FirexSand, GrayxSilver, FernxDust, & more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007
Absence by Delia Ra'Nar reviews
Whenever Leonardo needs his brothers, they will be there- no matter what. But sometimes the only way to protect those you love is to leave them, and Leonardo loves his family more than anything.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 94,049 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Leonardo - Complete
Muscles by Farfromfearless reviews
My second fic about Lloyd as a kid. Yeah. So, read and review, please. ONESHOT.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Parallels by Mathematica reviews
“You're Han Solo!”
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
His Reason by Twilight Scribe reviews
The reason why Kratos would rather not wear his bathing suit and why vows should not be broken.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Kratos A. - Complete
Quiet Days by The Sage of Spirits reviews
Lloyd always liked watching the sun set on days like this, after a hard day's work of school and chores...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tic Tac Toe by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:Veni:. When little Lloyd arrives with pen and paper in hand, Kratos is about to reschedule his nighttime plans. Who said toddlers had bedtimes anyway? .:Oyako Family:.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Night in Luin by Lynx You Nerd reviews
After helping to rebuild Luin, the party stays in the inn for a night's sleep. But Lloyd has some questions for Kratos that he wants answered. Just a one-shot of oyako fluff between Lloyd and Kratos. No yaoi.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
What do you get Jade for Christmas? by darkangel.mya reviews
AU Based on Reflections. When Christmas comes around, getting everyone presents is just too impractical. Drawing names is a much better idea... right? Full game spoilers
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Luke, Asch - Complete
Evolution by PinkPenguin18 reviews
** SPOILERS! ** Picking up the story in the Torrent Forest. An unexpected aftermath of the fight leaves Lloyd with the mission to save his own life, as well as those he loves. What follows is a story of discovery, hope and above all, redemption.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,538 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Growth Spurt by freakyanimegal reviews
While exploring the Darkness Temple Lloyd unwittingly is separated from his friends and encounters a mysterious being that calls him a child. A child that would be a good opponent in ten years. The next thing Lloyd knows he is unconscious, and...older...?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,332 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Always On My Mind by Twilight Scribe reviews
Dirk made it clear that only strong memories held on the very surface of the mind would effect the pellets. Kratos knew what he thought would appear as his first figurines. Anna, Lloyd, and Noishe. But no, what he thought of was...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kratos A. - Complete
First Impressions by justicejustice reviews
The journey is in its early stages, and Kratos is still getting to know his travel mates. Randomly decided to add another chapter. Explanation inside second chap. Title- Limes, Coconuts, and Confused Mercenaries.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kratos A.
Wrong Number by Siamesa reviews
In hiding on Dagobah, the Lars family aquires a holocom. There are unintended consequences. AU oneshot. Humor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Almost Ten Minutes by Kay the Cricketed reviews
“You can learn all the crud you want to be prepared,” Raph tells Leo. “But it’s always gonna be that one thing you didn’t learn that comes back to screw you.” Comicverse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael
The Various Lies of Zidane Tribal by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
When Zidane is forced to flee Alexandria due to an irreversible law, he turns to his sister for help, only to find she's been keeping a rather large secret from him... Family reunion ahoy! R&R plz!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Zidane T., Kuja
Ignorance by Nightfoot reviews
Kratos is horrified one day to discover that Mithos has never recieved 'The Talk'. And, well, SOMEONE has to do it.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Kratos A., Mithos Y. - Complete
No Need For Toasters by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello lays down the law about the treatment of toasters in this household. Quite forcibly.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Donatello - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Ghost of a Thought by Holy Spork reviews
AU. An angel is stolen away, leaving behind only memories and the ghost of who he once was.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Lloyd I.
One Hundred Pieces by CaptainKase reviews
One hundred drabbles, one hundred words, one hundred days, and one hundred pieces of the Elric brothers' lives. Drabble Fifty-Seven: Sunset.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Desired Wish by The Sage of Spirits reviews
You’ve wanted death for so long." Lloyd said as he slowly pulled the flaming sword Flameberge from his scabbard. “So I’ll grant you your desired wish. I’ll give you death by the very sword you gave me.”
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
The Secret Diary of Luke Skywalker by Mathematica reviews
When you’re the last of the Jedi, the son of a Sith Lord, a resistance fighter and commander of the galaxy’s most crackpot squadron, you’ve just got to have a place to let it all out ...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Fanfiction Wars by Mengde reviews
When the badfic menace rears its ugly head, AVALANCHE is on the job! Except... all the pretty men are missing. Now it's up to the women - and Barrett - to save the world from trite storylines and gaping plotholes. The fourth wall WILL be broken.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/15/2008
Daddy's Shoulder by Silvan Arrow reviews
Lloyd learns that his father’s shoulder actually makes a really good pillow for all those sleepless nights. Fatherson oyako. Get ready for a major attack of the warm fuzzies.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
No Going Back by Symphoniafan reviews
Lloyd wishes things hadn’t turned out this way, but they have and there is no going back... Is there? ....There are Spoilers.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,884 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
I Promise by Artryru reviews
What if Lloyd had not only his mother's exsphere, but his father's locket as well?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Vagabonds by CaptainKase reviews
After Ed and Al are unceremoniously thrown back into Amestris, they find that they are wanted for horrible crimes that they didn't commit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Balled Up by tir-synni reviews
Hohenheim had heard many stories concerning middle children, but this was getting ridiculous.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward E., Hohenheim - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Red by Winged Monkey reviews
Oneshot. Prompt 11:100. A sudden outburst from Raphael leaves Donatello and Leonardo wondering what exactly happened.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Raphael - Complete
A Treatise on the Properties of Ninja Wood by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello regales his brothers with his scientific findings on the properties of their wooden weapons. They are rightfully astounded.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Rheiard by cartoon moomba reviews
Kratos, Yuan, and Lloyd's inability to fly safely. Oneshot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Returned Innocence by Ruby Tyra reviews
Before the group heads for the Tower, intent on rescuing their friend, Mithos foils their plans by returning an Innocence long forgotten. Warning: SPOILERS, a lot of them...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,845 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/6/2008 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
The Theatrics of Thunderclan by EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
Sequel to Warriors Driving Lessons! Yay! Thunderclan get a box of dressing-up clothes and find a widescreen TV, books and DVDs. Hollypaw's still a chav, Stormfur still likes Bob the Builder and Thunderclan have decided to start acting... Now complete!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
How It Is by NightElfCrawler reviews
2007 movieverse - War affects even the most innocent. Changes are inevitable. For Sam, adjusting to life after becoming introduced to the Autobots and Decepticons was nearly as hard as facing the changes in his own life...and the consequences with it
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 206,715 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sam Witwicky - Complete
Drip Timeline by LloydIrvingisMine reviews
AU. A bunch of one shots starting with Drip and continuing through all the stories that go with it. spoilers in all the stories.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
My Father's Eyes by sakuyavalentine reviews
One-shot. Kratos. Lloyd.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Equally Cursed and Blessed by Mina1 reviews
Luke Skywalker, battered and bruised after his collision with destiny on Bespin, is called upon by the Alliance for a desperate rescue mission that goes horribly wrong. There's only one person who can save him: his father. Shameless Luke & Vader. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 149,511 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Lloyd does multiplication by CO Raven reviews
Kratos never knew that Lloyd doing multiplication could possibly end so painfully.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Snow by Sevlow reviews
Over a month after Ed's return to his human body, he continues to heal. Semi-sequel to "Number Twenty Eight". Warnings for angst and gore.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
To be a Father again by Sharingan Kyuubi reviews
DerrisKharlan is off course and it's headed back towards earth. Yuan tells Kratos he can come back and be the father he promised Anna he'd be. Kratos goes back and everyone is in Flanoir. Will he see Lloyd? FatherSonFluff NOT incest PLEASE READ
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Lullaby for a Stormy Night by Special Agent Chibi reviews
Side story to my fic, Day After Tomorrow. Basically, this is part of a what if Kratos found Lloyd story. DAT doesn't need to be read to read this. Lloyd's fear of storms take over as his father tries to calm down the fearful five-year-old.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Force Bond: Family by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides to make a dramatic change in Luke's life, after both of them are forced to confront deeply held fears.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,576 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Simple Oyako by blackdemondragon reviews
My attempt at some simple Oyako between Kratos and Lloyd. I just love those two and there weren't enough moments with them on the game. Flames will be used to incenerate small towns and cities in my quest to take over the world. R&R please.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Counting by LloydIrvingisMine reviews
Counting leads to remembering. Kratos' POV
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Two Sides of a Coin by inkywings reviews
Sora and Riku are thieves, but when caught they have to work as servants in Disney Castle for two years. When Disney's occupants try to show them the light, the teens show them that you can't get everything you need with hard work, and open their eyes to
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,581 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 8/20/2005
Father Complex: Call Me Daddy by Gabriel Nichole reviews
Story One. Lloyd Irving grew up without knowing his true father. And when the two finally meet, they get separated almost instantly. Story of Lloyd's life growing up, and the love between a father and son that never was. Kratos/Lloyd-Fatherly,LloydxSheena
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
His Father and He by Holy Spork reviews
Oyako dump. Newest: Reckless Driver - Someone like Lloyd should never be allowed to fly a Rheaird.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Parenthood by cartoon moomba reviews
There are certain rules one must abide by as a parent, Kratos thinks one day. OneShot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow reviews
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Know Your Owls by Kriftonucci reviews
The GOG cast becomes part of the poular scene series of 'Know Your Stars '. Complete.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Shape Without Form by SwoonsAndSais reviews
Welcome to the circus. Have you bought your cotton candy? Make it a sweet dream somehow. ; A dark, surrealist story about what happens when you don't take a minute to always figure things out. Cowritten with KayTheCricketed.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael
Genesis of Infinity by Shiroyanagi reviews
In the time when the two worlds have become one there still lurks a threat to the new world the heroes strived to create.Kratos has returned and the heroes need to retreive a powerful object before a new evil gets ahold of it.My TOS sequel.Oyako moments
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,831 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Canto Alla Vita by greyrondo reviews
..."You could never understand-- you would not want to." But the sunrise after the Iifa Tree incident, Zidane finds himself relating to Kuja more than he thought he ever could.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Kuja, Zidane T. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Battle of Wits by AdventureAddict reviews
Oneshot. What happens when two bored brothers with brilliant minds get on a train together? Why, they start a battle of wits, of course! Now the determined blond and his calm brother are having an argument... Just for the sake of having an argument.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Standing the Pain by ravenbow reviews
Lloyd is mourning over the second loss of his father and is feeling lonely. Kratos finds Lloyd by his mother's grave. Takes place after the game is beaten. *SPOILERS* Some much needed father-son love.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Choas at the Lair by caylender reviews
Have you ever wondered what the turtles do when you don't see them on the show? Here's a zany, crazy poem that may answer your question or make you want to chase Mikey around with a hoard of fan girls! Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Shawn vs the zombies! by sloth.like reviews
Shawn averts an invasion of zombies. !
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Luke's First Christmas by darkangel.mya reviews
OneShot AU: Based on Reflections. That’s right… after everything that had happened this year, he had almost forgotten. This would be Luke’s first Christmas. Spoilers to the first visit to Yulia City
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Asch, Luke - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Numbers by Digitaldreamer reviews
It was all quite simple when he narrowed it down to basic numbers, and when it came down to it, that was all that that Luke's life was. It all made perfect sense, what Jade knew had to be done. And yet he didn't want to. [Spoilers for the Tower of Rem]
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Jade, Luke - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 252 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Anamnesis by Sargent Snarky reviews
Cecil sometimes dreams of a family, an early childhood and a later, orphaned one he only dimly remembers. Every now and again, though, something triggers a memory so strong Cecil wonders how he ever forgot.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007
Save Me by Sevlow reviews
Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
A Drinking Contest by Mengde reviews
When Aladdin says he's more useful than Razoul and the royal guards combined, Razoul calls him to make good on his boasting... by beating him at a drinking contest! It's a story of unlikely coincidences, awkward moments, and alcohol. What's not to like?
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Failures in Romance by Serendipity1 reviews
Sometimes, love conquers all and it is beautiful. Sometimes, people have blindingly horrific failures in attempting to woo Ninja Turtles. Guess which scenario this story is about. Warning for sexual references and rampant insanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Angels of Cruxis by Fehize reviews
When fate leaves Kratos with his small son, he does what the boy's mother wanted him to do: raise the child as an Angel. So, they both leave up to the Heavens, where they stay until they are sent down to the surface. A story of destruction...and life...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,866 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
I Am Leonardo by Donny's Boy reviews
The Foot surround us, and my brother lies unconscious at my feet. There is no room for failure. Reaching down, I pick up the katana. I am Leonardo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
The 'D' Word by freakyanimegal reviews
Oyako oneshot. Lloyd had always gotten so close to saying that word, yet never could finish it. He didn't really get why...it was just so hard to come out and say 'Hi, Dad' Maybe his friends can talk him into it...? Or maybe something else?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Just Hold On by shellgirl123 reviews
OneShot. Two brothers are caught in a fight for their lives. But will they survive?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
The Greatest Enemy by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Drabble based off of Mirage's Return to New York comic book arc] After the Shredder's defeat, Leonardo contemplates his reasons for giving Shredder a proper burial.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Leonardo, Shredder
Buried by Sevlow reviews
Al is dead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dancing For The Stars by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. A look at how I thought the game should have ended, darn it. Spoilers for Disc 2.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
What to do in a Desert by Ryna-chan reviews
What could anyone possibly do to entertain themself while walking in a wasteland? Lloyd Irving should think more about these kinds of things
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Lloyd I.
Baby Pictures by freakyanimegal reviews
Auish. OOcness. Pointless. Kratos has a strange obsession when it comes to pictures of his son...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Shattered by CaptainKase reviews
For a moment, the two images had meshed with one another, and Alphonse was his child and his child was Alphonse, and wasn’t that the way it had always been anyway?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,141 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1 reviews
What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Jade's Rubik's Cube by GundamGreg reviews
[Slightly Revised and Moved] Obviously intelligence isn't the only factor in solving those danged things...
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Jade, Luke - Complete
Guilt by Nijuu reviews
Luke ponders his past mistakes and realizes the problems he faced are more than skin deep. Jade offers harsh counseling and gets Luke one step closer to realization. The only thing left, Luke must sculpt by himself. Oneshot.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Luke, Jade - Complete
ThunderClan at the Mall by wolf with panther eyes reviews
When ThunderClan go to a mall, cue lots of randomness. Very funny, please read! Includes a Star Wars obsessed Rainwhisker, a very annoyed Squirrelflight, and Hazelkit and Daisy teaching Poppykit and Honeykit how to successfully flirt.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Sleep by Ryna-chan reviews
[oneshot] Kratos observed everyone around him...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Mutterings in Angelic by ShadowofUndine reviews
PreTowerofMana, Spoilers. A single memory has forever changed Kratos's life. Scarred it. Fourteen years past, it still haunts him. Can a savior, clothed in red, be his salvation? KratosAngst.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
The Next Best Thing by Miskcat reviews
When Ed so strenuously rejects the man who is actually his father, who is left to take care of him when he needs it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Escaping Death by Dark.koneko-chan reviews
An old enemy has returned from death and wants to complete what he failed to do in life and he needs Lloyd for that...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A.
Questioning Authority by kratos's appreintice reviews
Sometimes the worse gossipers don't even realize they're doing it. Looking for a playmate, four year old Lloyd wonders around Welgia, and winds up revealing his father's true thoughts of most of Cruxis, causing meyhem. Based on a toodlerhood experience.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Show Me by Grocer Man reviews
Zuko is trying to regain his honor. Toph isn't helping. Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Reflections by LuckyLadybug reviews
A year after the events of KH2, Sora returns to see old friends in Hollow Bastion. But when he is looking for Cloud, he instead ends up conversing with the last person he ever thought he would want to talk to. Continued in To Bring You Back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Sora, Sephiroth - Complete
Lost Time by Satanic Mechanic reviews
After a spell gone wrong, Lloyd is reverted back to his childhood form. Catastrophe? Perhaps. Or is it the perfect opportunity for Kratos to make up for 'lost time?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,152 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
His Back by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
A father's back is more important to his children than his face. For RoyFan33 and totallyinlovewithed. NONYAOI Roy and Edward
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Focus of a Soul by Sui Megami reviews
Kratos is back... and he has some bad news that will send the entire group into a rollercoaster of events involving a great organization and a stubborn halfbreed.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,736 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
The Organization Goes Ice Skating by WindOfDancingFlames reviews
Pretty self explanatory. Marluxia is having the time of his life, Axel is not, Zexion pwns all at DDR, Vexen is in paradise, and Demyx is goofing around at the snack bar. Please review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,026 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Romance For Rich Creepy Dimwits by Twisted Creampuff reviews
Excerpts from Vlad's guide to salvaging his non existent love life, as seen in Maternal Instinct. In which I take several cheap shots at Vlad's virility.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Vlad M.
Your Father by tess4aria reviews
My first fanfic! Sorry...it gets sentimental, but it is basically a lot of fatherson reflection and some fluff : This could be a oneshot, but it also may be a prologue to something interesting...we'll see!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
There's No Wrong Way by starry-oblivion reviews
Short turtle tot humor piece requested by a friend.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Edward Went Down to Central by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Edward went down to Central, he was lookin' for some facts to steal. He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal... ['The Devil Went Down to Georgia' parody. Based on 'Fullmetal vs. The Flame.']
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Memories of a Christmas Past by Sapphire-luna232 reviews
Kratos, Lloyd, a christmas tree, and snow angels. Oyakoish oneshot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
O Woe is I by Hikaru Irving reviews
[Tales of the Abyss][Oneshot] Eh, for myself, really. Luke strives to draw, Jade strives to explain it, and Guy strives to understand it.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Deputy Wildlifers by Mickis reviews
When spending the summer at the farmhouse, the boys drive Splinter up the walls. So April suggest the turtles go hiking together. But who ever got the twisted impression nature would be relaxing? 3rd place for Best Comedy in the 2005 TMNT Fanfiction Comp.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Cuffs by Ultra-Geek reviews
Logan and Scott’s rivalry has come to a head in an all out prank war. Fortunately, Xavier has come up with a solution.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Ah, that Christmas Spirit by Kit Thespian reviews
What happens when Kit Thespian, notorious for musical craziness, decides to put together a FF7 Caroling Choir? Carol Parodies and Insane Pairings and Love Triangles ensue. What WAS I thinking...?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sephiroth, Yuffie K. - Complete
Physics with Ed and Roy by Ayumi Elric reviews
Random comedy oneshot. Ed Elric and Roy Mustang teach the 3 Newton's laws more or less at Roy's expense.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Official Count by Ark Navy reviews
[Pre Tower Drabble] ...Just how many times did Lloyd suffer head trauma as a child? Kratos might know...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Raine Check by Sora G. Silverwind reviews
I’m sorry, but the IC, coherent, and sane fic you were hoping to read is currently unavailable. If you leave your name and number after the tone, we can give you a Raine Check... [Ch. 7: Pies and parodies.]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,359 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/7/2005
Training with Kratos by Baby Kat Snophlake reviews
As the title says, it's one of those mini training sessions with Kratos sometime after the attack on Palmacosta and before you lose Kratos. A nice innocent little story with a few strong words.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 418 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Dream by LloydIrvingisMine reviews
Kratos Dreams about Lloyd SPOILERS! Oneshot!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Archive Of Sillyness by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Don't expect cannon, sane, or a mature fics here, sleep deprivation has hit me and this is the result. Very OOC for me! Now an Archive of evil Tales tales!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Kratos A.
Shards of Regneration by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Religion is a panel of fine stain glass window, but when that glass is broken it is among the shards that you must look. Each shard is a soul, and if you put them all together perhaps the truth will be seen and all illusions lifted.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 368,427 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005
Father And Son by SamtheBranded reviews
My first try at the Tales of Symphonia fandom. Who could this possibly be about? Hmm...Reviews are greatly appreciated, and so is constructive criticism. [Not slash, just a nice fatherson moment at the end]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist and Another Exhausted Cliché by Kesiah reviews
Two new State Alchemists appear on the scene. How will the FMA characters react? A parody fic taking a look at common clichés.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
shields by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Kratos Lloyd fluff, character building exercise
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Settling Scores by Ark Navy reviews
One night, Kratos finally gives in and takes Lloyd out to train one on one. But is there anything the master can learn from the student?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Whisperings of Guilt and Blame by Sapphire-luna232 reviews
Lloyd wakes Kratos from a nightmare. Essentially the reverse of A Second Start. Two part oneshot. Oyako only.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
The Last Resort by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Despite the attempts, no other solution has been found, and a sacrifice must be made. And this time Ed knows exactly what he's going to give...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Second Start by Sapphire-luna232 reviews
Kratos wakes Lloyd from a nightmare concerning the events directly preceding his banishment from Iselia. Two part oneshot. Oyako only.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Star City, USA by Kenya Starflight reviews
A collection of oneshots set in the Eye of the Storm universe. Next Chapter: There Was Another. It's 1977, and a mysterious visitor arrives in Star City just as the film that started it all opens.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Disorganization by Esse reviews
They have an objective. Now all they need is venture capital, a bit of luck — and a better plan than panhandling. All good things must come to an end: So too all things mediocre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,446 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Ending the Tale by Thunderstar666 reviews
An alternate ending to the ingame epilogue. Concentrates mainly on the problem of Kratos leaving and the KratosLoyd relationship. Oneshot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Shadow of Kvar by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Part notes part spoilers for upcoming Shards chapters. Posted to preserve the story... and to torture you all for upcomiong Kvar scenes for Shards of Regeneration.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Popular by Kit Thespian reviews
Parody Songfic, Popular from the musical Wicked. Sephiroth from FF7 decides to help Kefka from FF6 with his skills as a popular villain. Kefka couldn't be more horrified, and Sephiroth couldn't be more clueless.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Rememberance by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Grief is handled in different ways by different people. Lloyd wrestles with his loss, Genis reflects on his, and Zelos annoys them all. Kratos, Tylor, Lloyd Genis, Marble centric
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Lloyd I., Genis S. - Complete
That Silly Feeling by herzeleidx reviews
It was like running in the rain with your socks on...That silly feeling you couldn't shake off. [Challengefic from Zarya's profile]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sora - Complete
Seven Simple Words by Kasan Soulblade reviews
With seven simple words, one act of good will, and the most disillusioned will come to see hope and light. Belated xmas fic
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Betrayal by Animegurl64 reviews
A look into the mind of a traitor. Lots of cute oyako fluff.K because of few swear words and I'm paranoid. ONESHOT
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Raging Storm by RoyalFanatic reviews
Second oneshot. A fight, a fever, and the worst storm of the ages...Lloyd finds out for himself whether or not the biggest of mistakes can truly be corrected. Spoiler warnings, K plus for safety.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
The Dare Game by multithreading reviews
Logan and Scott try to outdo one another in The Dare Game. Who will win this contest of wills?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Mask Of Dreams by Animegurl64 reviews
A trip inside Lloyd's head. Let's see how he thinks shall we.Crossover wMirrorMask. ONESHOT. K because I'm paranoid.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Lloyd I. - Complete
Beach Kratos by DioLink reviews
The group, including Kratos, go to the beach! SPOILER
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Kratos A. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 211 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
From Every Street by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Ed argues with the Colonel. At midnight. From the street. This gets a reaction. If there were a 'farcical bickering' category, I'd put it in that...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
I wanna come Home by GameCubeGirl1 reviews
A purpleclad mercenary yearns to be with his family once more. SPOILERS if you havent gotten to disc 2 or completed the game.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Temporary Just Won't Cut it by Jack of All Suits reviews
Sequal to 'A Cat's Life': Kratos survived his week as a kitten, can Yuan survive his as a bunny rabbit? Will he tolerate Colette's old doll clothes, and the group believing him to be a female? Well duh... of course not!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Kratos A.
Power of Love's Miracles by Ryuu no Kami reviews
The power of love can lead to miracles, but when one man feels all is lost, one event, one small hope, leads to one of the happiest moments of his life. Now, after 47 chapters...it is finally complete!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 98,561 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Help Wanted by MegumiFuu reviews
Luke didn't tell the truth about what happened when he and Vader met at Cloud City.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Nightmare by Kasan Soulblade reviews
ONeshot fluff Kratos and his son, falls in DES timeline
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Melon by MuddyWolf reviews
Speculation on why Bradley gives Ed melons. This is NOT an Ed x Pride fic, so don't look for any yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Führer Bradley - Complete
A Father's Love by Silvan Arrow reviews
After six months adrift on DerrisKharlan, Kratos has one last chance to reunite with Lloyd and be the father he always wanted to be. Fatherson fluff. NOT INCEST!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
The Freedom Trilogy by mar-isu reviews
Freedom Release and Relief all in one nice neat little package so you don't have to go looking for them
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Evil R Us by Smenzer reviews
Luke, Vader and Palpatine attend a Dark Lords meeting at the Riddle House. Includes Voldemort and Lucius. Funny oneshot with Harry Potter.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Penpals by Smenzer reviews
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,865 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Yuletide of Symphonia! by Jack of All Suits reviews
Follow the nine heroes as they go through Christmas time and have to deal with carolling, snowball fights with summon spirits and much more.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
In Your Arms by JustEight reviews
That night in Flanoir, Lloyd becomes sick, and who to show up in the middle of the night to soothe the delirious Lloyd, but the one who cares most... one shot, rated for my own mouth, NOT INCEST! fatherson love T.T, SPOILERS
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Force Bond 3: Son by KittandChips reviews
Third in the series of an AU where Luke is raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is getting older and struggling to come to terms with what awaits in the future.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,715 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
Grief by Kasan Soulblade reviews
A few days after Tylor's death, the pain of losing a loved one is heavy to Lloyd, he finds a surprising sympathetic and understanding listener one night.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Shattered Memories by inkywings reviews
Sora's abused by his parents Riku makes the decision to send Sora away to Disney Castle with two people to heal and be happy. Ten years later, barriers are down again and Riku travels to Disney Castle. But will things be he same? (not yaoi)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,996 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
Sky High by Molly Renata reviews
AU, based in Rising Shadow timeline. Kratos and Lloyd. Please R&R if you've read Rising Shadow.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Always Wear Socks in Flanoir by Urby reviews
And other handy travel tips!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2005
Edward Elric’s Drabble by Lilithisbitter reviews
Regardless of the all talent involved in keeping it to one hundred words, Ed still loathes the drabble. And so to illustrate the point... a drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Work Out by Maaya reviews
Hawkeye had suggested, calmly, that perhaps sir, you should take up jogging.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Angel's Love by Molly Renata reviews
Kratos and Lloyd have a discussion about their final battle to save the worlds. Ingame, heavy spoilers, slight OOC warning.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
A shot of ice by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Starts out as a Lloyd and Zelos’ quest in Falnoir to get the penguiner gloves. Zelos, Lloyd and some Kratos interaction, rivalry, massive insights on Zelos, massive game spoilers. Rated for language
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Lloyd I., Zelos W. - Complete
The Broken Sword and Soul by Kasan Soulblade reviews
Time does not ease the pain of loss, only deepens it.Kratos is made an offer,one to bring back what was lost,but that gift comes from the hands of a murderer
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,392 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Kratos A. - Complete
A Cat's Life by Jack of All Suits reviews
Kratos has returned to Symphonia several years after the game! Unfortunately, he has been turned into a kitten! What'll happen when he encountered everything from Noishe to Catnip? And what about when Lloyd and the others find out?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Kratos A. - Complete
Sunrise by windwhisprer reviews
This is a oneshot. Bit of Fatherly son time between Kratos and Lloyd. First TOS fic. Please R&R. Spoilers.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
The Water Stone of the Wise by Catalina Storm reviews
It is the year 1937. The Nazis are scrambling all over the world to locate articles of religious and supernatural power. But what does that have to do with Edward Elric...?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
A blue feather by Kasan Soulblade reviews
After the tower there is a betrayal, the effects of that betrayal prey on Lloyd and one night at an inn the truth of the matter is unlocked by a blue feather. Disk 1 spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Cloudilocks by Akari Shinju reviews
The 2nd installment in what should have been an 8 part series. Cloud takes on the role of Cloudilocks in order to mess up 3 SOLDIERs' lives. Reviews, please.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Cloud S.
Children by Spinny Roses reviews
But as Kratos knew from fifteen years ago, the child of an angel rarely slept. genfic
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Double Edged Sword by Kasan Soulblade reviews
KratosxAnna fic please R&R. Kratos is a man of many facets, he is the betrayer, the savior, and in the end the origin of hope. This is the story of his one love and attempted flight from the evil he was bound to.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 170,744 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Kratos A. - Complete
Shattered: A Tale of Lost Faith by Digidynasty reviews
(COMPLETE) WARNING - Contains Spoiler - includes the end of the game) Lloyd and the heros who saved the world from Mithos have gone thier own ways. But circumstances have brought them back together again. Thier strength of will...tested.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,549 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Final Fantasy VI: The Novel by Celes Chere reviews
This is a full novelization of Final Fantasy 6. Join Terra and The Returners, whose mission to overthrow a threatening Empire turns into a life-altering, world-shattering adventure. Complete & Uncut.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 300,295 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 6/18/2001 - Complete
Snow Day by Kasan Soulblade reviews
One Shot. Just some sillyness that preiceeds the Falinor scenes in the Tales game. Lloyd and crew play in the snows around Falinor, it's a snow fight no one will forget.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
If You Just Believe by Javelin the Silent One reviews
A lonely night in Palmacosta, Lloyd Irving has a nightmare...and one man begins the painful road to healing. Oneshot, please R&R First ToS fic3
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 6,856 - Follows: 511 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Underling by Mikkeneko reviews
A typical exchange of insults between a Colonel and his undersized subordinate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2005
Invenio Veritas by penpunk reviews
AU. It's Harry's fifth year and there are many happenings at Hogwarts. Things are surfacing that were never meant to be discovered. Harry's confused. Snape is confused. The only person who can answer their questions has been dead for 14 years. (Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,456 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 209 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Short by Mikkeneko reviews
I don't like it when people call Niisan short.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Estel's Happy Childhood by Erestor reviews
Parody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/5/2004
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Aragorn's Average Adventure by Erestor reviews
A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Who Wants To Be a Mewlonaire by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, Pokémon style.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Mew - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Force Bond 4: Jedi by KittandChips reviews
AU. Fourth in a series where Luke has been raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is caught between his loyalty and love for the man who raised him, and his desire not to become a Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,975 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Midgar Booty, or The Cloud Strife Song by Tobu Ishi reviews
Due to an extremely random misfire of neutrons in my brain, here is a lovely parody of the song Baby Got Back, by Sir Mix-A-Lot. If you like Cloud (or big swords ) why not give it a shot?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2002
Stranger than Fanfiction by JestaAriadne reviews
When you leave the playstation on too long... Sephiroth's true motives, desires and skills are revealed! And Cloud and Yuffie develop weird powers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Consequences by MJ Mink reviews
AU: After their battle on Bespin, Luke and Vader meet again in a more elegant setting.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,148 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/11/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 253 - Published: 1/8/2002
Baby Got Orbs by Katarina Freeman reviews
As requested; a song about hobbits and their darlin' eyes. Rated PG-13 cause it's done to the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back," though by itself it's harmless enough to be PG or G.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2002
Baby Got Beard by Katarina Freeman reviews
A spoof. Done to the tune of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back," so I made it PG-13 just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2001
Three Days, Two Nights and One Lifetime by Mina1 reviews
When a mission goes sour and leaves Luke with mild amnesia and temporary blindness, he finds himself rescued by a blackcaped, Imperial Force user. Luke and Vader must work together to escape death. Unashamed Luke Vader Father Son story, 1 yr post ANH.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/12/2001
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Derris-Kharbucks reviews
Coffee shop AU, series of oneshots. Take a look into the lives of Lloyd, Kratos, Zelos, and Yuan as they run Derris-Kharbucks, a quaint little coffee shop rife with Lloyd mistaking temperatures of coffee, Kvar's tongue burning in hell, and Mithos attempting to begin an Age of Lifeless Beans, a time in which all coffee will be black and flavorless...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014
Through the Realm of Fandom reviews
To save their friends from bad characterization, Lloyd and Kratos must brave the realm of Fanfiction and face horrible cliches, ridiculous AUs, and bad grammar to protect the worlds, their comrades, and reality itself. Now co-starring oyako, drama, and ridiculous action scenes!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lloyd I., Kratos A., Zelos W., Yuan
The Most Dreaded Foe reviews
Post-game, heavy spoilers. On their journey to collect all the Exspheres, Lloyd and Kratos come across a monster they never wanted to see again, leading to pain and humiliation...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Dear Santa Clause reviews
The Warriors all write desperate letters to Santa Clause. It quickly becomes as ridiculous as you can imagine. Silly series of letters, including references to mothership title games. Have a holly jolly Christmas filled with light and annihilation!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Cloud S., Zidane T., Terra B., Warrior of Light - Complete
If You Give Winry a Wrench reviews
Parody of the "If You Give a Mouse a Muffin" series. Ed decides to write all about the chain of events that occurs if you give one automail-crazed nut/overzealous automail guardian/Ed's totally-not-his-girlfriend with a specific tool. Enough said, again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Don't Overdo It! reviews
Kratos's rather obsessive healing of Lloyd as compared to everyone else comes to light, and it leads to rude speculation from the party about his certain preferences, Lloyd's confusion, and the wrath of Yggdrasill himself. Not yaoi, obviously humorous oyako galore.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
For Everyone reviews
Guy has to intervene in an argument between Luke and Anise concerning Luke's mere seven years of life and just why this should keep him from buying certain products.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Luke, Guy, Anise - Complete
82: Ridiculous reviews
In a duel with Tidus, Golbez calls on both Cecil and his Four Elemental Archfiends to help him go beyond the impossible...and make Dissidia even weirder than it ever was, all with one pop culture reference.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Golbez, Cecil H.
Those Who Fight reviews
Massive AU. In the Dissidia Empire, a knight of light and dark with stained hands, a wayward magic knight who is afraid of her power, an ex-mercenary with a serious vendetta, a wanderer yearning for adventure, and a raggedy pickpocket with a complicated family must band together to face their pasts, embrace destiny, and fight a kingdom of oppressors.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Cecil H., Cloud S.
87: Dress reviews
"You don't wear the light very well!" The two prettiest warriors in the war argue about fashion. Cecil develops quite the temper.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cecil H., Kuja - Complete
Hot and Steamy reviews
On a mission, Ed and Roy discover a hot spring and do precisely what you'd expect.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
63: Music reviews
100 Themes Challenge. The warriors discuss the singing talent of themselves and their friends, Zidane leaves everyone amazed, and Cecil recalls internet memes.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Cecil H., Zidane T. - Complete
A Woman's Worth reviews
Drabble. A male gamer scoffs at the worth of "lame" female party members...and gets karma dished ice cold to him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Tifa L. - Complete
Deck the Halls! Deck Them, I Say! reviews
Christmas fic. Cosmos and Chaos give their warriors the holidays off, and they try to enjoy the Christmas spirit. Key word: try. It's hard to be happy when your brother wears a thong, a bishie villain becomes obese from cookies, your arch enemy gets drunk, or an evil clown catches you underneath the mistletoe.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Cecil H., Terra B. - Complete
6: Brotherhood reviews
Cecil and Zidane take a moment to discuss the difficulty of having family in Chaos's ranks. A life without a family is a lonely path indeed.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Cecil H., Zidane T. - Complete
Gotham Style reviews
Parody of Gangnam Style. Takes elements from the movies, the comics, the old TV show, and the cartoons. Just try to picture Batman, the Bat Family, and the Rogues Gallery doing the Gangnam Style dance while reading this. I dare you.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Vanitas Ads reviews
To fund Kingdom Hearts III, Vanitas and the other characters sign up for a series of original takes on commercials, including Geico, State Farm, Snickers, Allstate, and more! Oh, the humanity! And now you know why Vanitas and gang don't do commercials...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Vanitas, Sora
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Vanished reviews
"But when the world needed him most, he vanished..." Aang develops a habit of mysteriously vanishing at the most inopportune times, as Sokka learns the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
Gaian Rhapsody reviews
Bohemian Rhapsody parody. Left in the Lifestream with only his crazy train of thought and a few chopped up pieces of his Mother to keep him company, Sephiroth turns a song into a murder confession as well as a rant against everything stupidly wrong with his life. There's no greater way to expel your woe than by playing air guitar as you sing opera-style!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Stained Guardian reviews
The blood seal failed. Alphonse Elric is dead, and Edward Elric, with nothing to lose, sets out with one mission in life: to ensure that alchemy is never used to harm another innocent person again, all the while maintaining his own moral code even as a terrible conspiracy unravels around him that threatens the entire country. Hints of Royai and Parental RoyEd. Rating may go up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
I'm Not Emo reviews
Parody of One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful." Who doesn't understand why Cloud is angsty and haunted in the spin-offs? Cloud Strife himself doesn't get it either. Whatever happened to the semi-dorky guy who liked to mosey and had never been on a date before? Thus, this song parody was born from his brain! Dedicated to anyone who's played the first game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Beauty and the Shrimp reviews
A possible series of song parodies from Beauty and the Beast, all about the world of alchemy's most famous hobbit. One: As Ed walks through Central, the soldiers sing about his short complex, his temper, and other things. Mustang is a jerk, Hawkeye is not amused by her superior's stupidity, and Pride is creepier than the Human Centipede.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Pitiful Pistol reviews
Silly drabble. When Optimus and Megatron fight one-on-one, Megatron discovers the major drawback of his pistol alt form...mainly, the lack of limbs. Optimus is not amused. Rated T just to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Dark Knight Falls reviews
While he and Golbez are watching Batman, Cecil hits his head and believes himself to be the Dark Knight of Gotham instead of the Dark Knight of Baron. Chaos ensues as he goes after Kefka for supposedly murdering Rosa and turning Kain into Two-Face. Meanwhile, Kefka does a "magic trick" and asks about scars, and Golbez has to stop his crazy brother before he hurts himself.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Cecil H., Golbez - Complete
Insulted Masculinity reviews
In the ruins of Burmecia, Zidane and Freya lay sight on Kuja and take bets on his gender. After all, when does a sane man wear a thong? Needless to say, this is crack.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Zidane T., Kuja - Complete
Join Me Maybe reviews
Complete "Call Me Maybe" parody. In Cloud City, Vader realizes that Luke doesn't know the truth about his father. So it is revealed in song...by Vader, of all people. The Sith Lord sings of father and son relationships and the benefits of joining the Dark Side, all while being autotuned. I swear, sometimes I think some neurons in my brain misfired.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Daddy Issues reviews
Anise just has to raise up the question of whether or not a certain Colonel was Luke's father. Debate ensues, and to Luke's disadvantage, everyone gets just a little too into it. Everyone has their own opinion on the hilarious matter, it seems, even the Colonel himself...however sarcastic it may be.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Luke, Jade - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Tis But a Scratch! reviews
Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody. On Mustafar, Obi-Wan thought the fight was all over when he chopped off Anakin's limbs. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, the Black Knight of the Sith always triumphs, and frankly he thinks Obi-Wan's a pansy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Professor Spencer reviews
Dumbledore hires a Muggle for the first time, and Shawn becomes the new Divination teacher. Him and Gus join the Order of the Chicken, hunt for Horcruxes, solve crime, taunt Slytherins, and elude Dolores Umbridge the cougar to avoid being sent to Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Severus S., Shawn S.
The Edward Elric Song reviews
Wonderful parody of "Baby Got Back", all about Edward Elric and his bishonen awesomeness. The product of my demented mind and boredom in art class, along with caffeinated protein bars...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Fullmetal Tavern reviews
A "deep" and hilarious character study of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist, and what'd they be like as alcoholic beverages. I recommend our Edward in a short glass or a Mustang on the rocks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
The Organization XIII Interviews reviews
To find a fourteenth member for Organization XIII, Xemnas interviews characters from various fandoms. Unfortunately, that means lots of chaos with injuries, caffeine, singing, and angsty anti-heroes galore. Crossover with multiple fandoms.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Alternate Fullmetal Alchemist Theme Songs reviews
Title says all. I take the theme songs from other classics such as Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Pokemon, Teen Titans, and Transformers, and transmute them into tunes about a diminutive alchemist and his pals! You'll never hear them the same way again...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Fellowship Game Night reviews
Oneshot. The Fellowship all gather in Rivendell for their monthly game night, but there's a reason no one wanted to invite Gandalf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Avada Kedavra! reviews
The Lion King/Hakuna Matata parody. To recruit Severus Snape for the Death Eater cause, Voldemort and Lucius butcher a childhood classic. Of course, this is laden with black humor and is complete, utter CRACK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Edward Elric Buys Life Insurance reviews
Ed finally realizes the dangers of being a human sacrifice and sets off to buy life insurance. However, he fails to recognize the dangers of things like customer service, pre-recorded directories, high prices, and Tina Turner hold music. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Pokemon Anthem reviews
Parody of "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO. An ode to all things Pokemon, because after all, everyday us fans are Jigglypuffin'. Read for the sake of nostalgia, if nothing else!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
Useless In the Rain reviews
Parody of Adele's "Set Fire to the Rain", with entirely new lyrics. Roy Mustang knows that you can't get a spark with damp gloves. he's just sick of everyone else pointing it out. So he rants and raves to the tune of Adele. Read for the sake of parody!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Twatlight reviews
A day spent with Major Armstrong leaves Ed all covered with sparkles, and some fan girls on the street mistake the poor alchemist for another golden-eyed, glittery Edward. Ed didn't ask for the nightmare fuel, but the fangirls were all too happy to give.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Apex and the Atrocity reviews
Aang, Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Toph, and Suki see both Avatar movies. In which feelings are mixed, Sokka rants with love/rage, and Aang tearbends. If you have to choose between seeing The Last Airbender movie and treachery, choose treachery. It's more fun!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
That's Just Nasty, My Apprentice reviews
There's a reason Vanitas doesn't like to eat Mexican food. Who would've thought going to the bathroom would have such dire consequences for all the worlds? Xehanort really doesn't want to know...The creepiest thing since The Human Centipede.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Vanitas, Xehanort - Complete
Planet Road Trip reviews
Crack at its finest. The Planet has been reduced to ruin, and Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz use its husk for a road trip of galactic proportions, using an unwilling Cloud as their dashboard ornament.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Squeaky Clean reviews
All Mulan wanted was to bathe in peace...Too bad Sora, Donald, and Goofy don't understand the concept of a woman's privacy. It's never good when a teenage boy sleeps for a whole year of puberty and talks. Parody of the lake scene in Mulan, no pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sora, Mulan - Complete
Sephiroth Is Not My Lover: Billie Jean Parody reviews
Cloud's seen the fanfiction, and frankly, he's sick of them, the fan girls, and all the absurd yaoi pairings. So he's decided to sing out his woes in a parody of "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Annoyances reviews
The cast of KH belt out their carol of complaints to all who wish to hear. Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", only this doesn't have a Christmas theme at all. Affectionate parody of the KH franchise
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Terra, Aqua - Complete
Wolf's 100 Themes Challenge reviews
Need some muse juice for your dehydrated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle plot bunnies? Here is your cure! One hundred odd but neat little prompts for your inner ninja!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
Twilight Town High, Home of the People Snatchers reviews
Parody of high school AU. Sora and co. are starting out a new year! Now if only the cross dressers, dudes with dreads, guys with protruding belly buttons, fan girls, and pop culture references would cease so this TV sitcom could proceed normally...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sora, Roxas
Would the Real Ansem Please Stand Up? reviews
It seems that people in Kingdom Hearts have low self-esteem, because several people hate themselves so much that they call themselves Ansem. Will the real Ansem please just reveal himself already?Or will Sora have to face people more idiotic than himself?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Xemnas, Ansem/Xehanort's Heartless - Complete
Disney and the Dark Side reviews
A deeper look into the characteristics of Disney villains and what makes them so memorable. Prepare to be horrified and amazed at the same time by these strange freaks of nature that can only be found in one place...a Disney movie.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Be Prepared reviews
Angry at being put through garbage in Fanfiction, Sephiroth plots to kill one of his least favorite authors and maybe one or two other people with the help of his Remnants. Oh yes, Sephiroth is prepared. Song parody of "Be Prepared" from The Lion King.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sephiroth, Kadaj - Complete
Something You Could Never Imitate reviews
Sora has something totally inimitable that Riku does not...but it's not his friendship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Like a Boss: Riku Edition reviews
While hiring Riku for the Dark Side, Maleficent decides to figure out just what Riku would do if he joined her. Riku replies...with a totally ridiculous song parody that sums up his life in just a few sentences. Parody of The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Riku, Maleficent - Complete
Join the Club reviews
A sudden outburst from Sora about where Mickey supposedly was during his absence leaves Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Minnie totally dazed and confused.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Sora, King Mickey - Complete
Swim This Way reviews
Organization XIII really didn't know what to say when they saw their favorite puppet in a musical...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sora, Xemnas - Complete
Bottled Love and Horror reviews
"What the heck is SoRiku!" Bottled fan fiction begins washing up on Destiny Islands. It isn't too long before Sora and Riku crack.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Sarcasm reviews
A freestyle poem about Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, being awesome...and sarcasm.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Snape the Butterfly reviews
Fred and George end up transfiguring a certain beloved Potions Master into a blue butterfly, with hilarious consequences for Severus Snape. How will he survive the humiliation? Based off Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
Guitar Hero: Spock Edition reviews
Oneshot. All was quiet on the Enterprise, until a certain Spock decided to play a game...Based off the Guitar Hero commercial.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Harry Potter and the Loser Magician reviews
Crack fic. When non one dares to take the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position, Dumbledore is forced to desperate measures...and hires a Muggle magician. How long will the students last with an idiot, and how will the professor fight Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Warriors Use IM! reviews
Yeah, this idea has been used before, but not like this! Expect randomness!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,928 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze - Complete
The Anakin Skyalker vs Palpatine Rap reviews
The final showdown of the Light and Dark Side all depends on how well Anakin and Palpatine can make their rhymes to the beat...See Star Wars like never before! Mwuahahaha!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
A Christmas Carol: Severus Snape Edition reviews
Severus Snape has never been one to get into the holiday spirit, but what can four ghosts do to change that? Quite a bit, considering three of those ghosts are Potters...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Warriors Work at Dairy Queen reviews
Tigerstar opens up a Dairy Queen and hires Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Cinderheart, and Heathertail! Not to mention trouble with evil popsicles, romance problems, zombie chickens, and the crazy authoress. Oh snap...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Jayfeather, Cinderheart - Complete
Dark Idiocy reviews
The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Prosecuting Psychos reviews
Ashfur steals Squirrelflight's car. Not it's PAYBACK time! See justice get SERVED to Ashfur, see Squirrelfight get revenge, see Jaykit as a lawyer, and watch as Wolfshadow the crazy judge deals out the horrid punishments! R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jayfeather, Ashfur - Complete
FAN GIRLS ARE SCARY! reviews
Sometimes, the scariest things in Harry Potter's life aren't Death Eaters, dementors, basilisks, or even Voldemort himself. Harry and Ginny take a stroll through London, and Muggle girls just happen to recognize them...R&R! Formery Attack of the Fan Girl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Awkward Moment reviews
The duel on Cloud City didn't go exactly as planned...R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader reviews
21 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Jedi turned Sith turned Jedi again! Read and review! Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
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