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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

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Joke that Went A Bit Too Far by sunchaser116589 reviews
Bella comes over to the Cullen's house. When no one comes to meet her, she figures she'll surprise them. Instead, she is the one surprised. Features OOC characters, in some parts. Oh, and walruses. Bad summery, but kinda funny story. Oneshot. Saftey rated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Vampire in the Kitchen by Patronus Charm reviews
Jane discovers her love of cookie. Only problem is, it's got some erm.... intresting side effects. OOC with an extra does of funny. Nominated the Indie TwiFic Best Use of Comdey Award. VOTE JULY 8TH! UPDATE COMING SOON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do Before You Die by cam408962 reviews
Edward finally caves and decides to change Bella into a vampire, but only after she makes and completes a list of 50 'human' things. Also know as '50 Things To Do Before You 'Die.' BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella
Neverending by Lynn Bridgeport reviews
Previously called The Imprint.Allie was new to La Push. She thought it boring, until the day she met the oh-so handsome and suave Jacob Black. Doesn't follow BD. Basically my imagination getting wildly out of hand. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,498 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Rash Decisions and Mistakes by rhythm of life reviews
When Edward left Bella one hundred years ago, consequences that neither of them had dreamed of began to unfold. Now left in the wake of a werewolf massacre that seems to have been all Bella's fault, can Edward piece together the broken parts of her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Bella, Edward
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Recollections by Moonchild101713 reviews
Edward had left Bella in New moon to a terrible fate, and now thirty years later she is a vampire. They become neighbors, but who will be the Cullen to remember her? What will happen at school! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,318 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
History With Jasper by kentuckydreamer6 reviews
Its just an ordinary day in history class with Edward and Jasper,but what happens when the teacher insults the Confederate army?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Morgue by hellopants reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
10 ways to annoy Naruto Characters by Kanshisha Miko reviews
Have you ever wondered what could make any of the Naruto Characters tick! Well here it is, hear the top 10 things that make each character tick!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Gambling Duo by Miyabata Keigai reviews
What happens when Carlisle and Esme feel that Jasper and Emmett have gambled too much? Send them to therapy, of course! So what crazy and insane things will happen when they step into the doctor's office? read to find out: first fanfic r&r please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
25 Things Edward Is NOT ALLOWED To Do by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
A Poem By Emmett by Fire xx Ice reviews
I just randomly decided to write a poem that Emmett wrote about himself in second grade. It's totally random. I was just REALLY BORED. It's short, and it's not all a poem. POst a revew to tell me how bad it sucks, or how good it sucks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
EdwardBob CullenPants to the tune of SpongeBob by Cullens the name.Dani Cullen reviews
A song fic about Edward to the tune of SpongeBob SquarePants. Hence the name EdwardBob CullenPants. Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Bella the Klutz to the tune of Dora by Cullens the name.Dani Cullen reviews
This is a song fic to the tune of Dora the Explorer's theme song. It's all about how clumsy she is. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Karaoke with the Cullens by Cullens the name.Dani Cullen reviews
very eventful
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
23 reasons to be a cullen by vampirechick123 reviews
exactly what the title says
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
A Twist of Fate by SeyoukaiStar reviews
Sequel to:To Trust a Stranger!Sasuke has killed Orochimaru,and Sasuke and Sakura reunite.Will they become enemies, or will they break the shinobi rules and once again fall in love?Read to find out!SasuSaku SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,571 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bella Gets Hiccups by theenvylover reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
To Trust a Stranger by SeyoukaiStar reviews
Sakura Haruno is a successful medic nin who has to watch over Sasuke Uchiha for a week.Sasuke Uchiha is the apprentice of Orochimaru and must gain Sakura's trust and afterwards kill her.But will his plans change in this one week with Sakura?SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Regret and Remember by SeyoukaiStar reviews
It's a short poem based on Sakura's POV about Sasuke when he left.This poem is tragic, so if you can't handle character death you shouldn't read this!Not really good at summaries, please forgive me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
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Trip to another Dimension reviews
What would happen is two crazed twilight fans met the cullen family. Read it to find out. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
Day in the Life of Rosalie Hale reviews
if you don't like rosalie you should most definetly read this. : One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
I can't forgive you now reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. Now Bella and Her new friend are at Forks 109 years later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Edward hears a Thought reviews
This is my first story and its not really good, well anyways Edward starts to hear some of bella thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete