Author has written 17 stories for Naruto.
Hmm I generally go around online by goliith/Goliith and in some communities I might be spotted as Freakout.
(Incase anyone has ever wondered If I'm just fucking stupid, yes I know it's Goliath, I spelled it my way on purpose, to be pronounced as Go-lie-ith, rather then Go-li-ath. and yet people say it as go-lithe all the time, my rant is over! you know the background of my name OMFG!)
Lets see I've been watching anime for quite a good chunk of time now, I watched DBZ since i was not more then a child, then I slowly branched out, Some of my favorite Animes thus far are, Naruto, DBZ, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Bleach, One Piece, and i can't think of more for some reason...My friends are always dragging me into new Animes and fanfics which is always cool. I've only recently stumbled upon the fantastic world that fanfiction is, I read the TeamWork series over a year ago, then recently stumbled on FF.net and I have been completely engulfed with it. I love this sight, and I love fanfics, I've never read or wrote as much as I have in the past month or two as I have in my entire life.
Right, So about me:
My real name is :Joe
Birthday: June 25th
Light brown/DARK blonde hair at a...meh length
Blue/grey eyes, Often commented as being sexy(cool for me eh?)
Bout 6'2"+ and 240Lbs
Favorite Colors are by far Black and Red(Blood red/Crimson) And gold, because it goes oh so well with those two colors :)
I like music, alot and I like almost anything from "Emo" to rap and yeah, anything, let me listen it and i'll say good or bad
My music collection now up to 7,350+ songs
If you feel like contacting me for, I don't know why, my Email is email@example.com
Don't Hesitate to ask me anything or message me for "Shits'n'Giggles"
Other people do this on their profiles, so I shall be doing it on my own!
Couples I Love
NarutoxAnyone with a convincing story to back the pairing
Couples I Hate
SasukexSakura (It's just wrong, and you know it)
SasukexHinata (Why, why would you possibly think they would work?)
HinataxKiba (Unless it's a NaruxSaku fic, or if they are really convincing, not a fan of Kiba horn dogging her, and her loving him for it)
AnyonexAnyone (If you make a couple, then don't have any kind of connection between them, what's the point of the couple?)
GuyxGuy (I'm just not really up for the Yaoi game, I've read one good Yaoi fic By accident and thats all I plan to read. Nothing against Yaoi, just not my cup of tea)
Stories I like/dislike
This here list is incredibly easy to make. I like any and all stories that are well written, imaginative, and intriguing, they don't even have to be original, some of my favorite stories are played out plots. I like any genre if it's done well, Dark, Romance, Angst, humor, if you master your genre, then I could care less which genre it is that you've mastered, I'm a 'jack-of-all-genres' i suppose :)
I Hate very few fics, and you will probably never find a comment made by me that says something along the lines of "This fic was not that great, you did a poor job of capturing me and making me stay with the story" As it is, you have to write one hell of a shitty fic to get anything even sideways bad coming from me, and by then you've probably been flammed from the community lol. I'm easy to get along with, and probably would be a piece of shit critic. I like everything to much -_-
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
I'd be this boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"
Tomy and Ami were on a motorcycle, speeding down a road.
Ami: Slow down, I'm scared!
Tomy: No, this is fun!
Ami: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Tomy: Then tell me you love me.
Ami: I love you, now slow down!
Tomy: Now give me a big hug.
Ami gave him a hug and a squeeze from behind.
Tomy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, there was a story about a motor cycle that had crashed into a building due to a brake failure. There had been two people on it; there was one survivor. The truth was halfway down the road, Tomy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want to scare Ami. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy and paste this into your profile page if you would do the same for someone that you love
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