ABOUT ME:

Just call me Souji if you want. I don't really mind.

English was not my first language so excuse me if I let any mistakes get by. I usually spell-check, proof read but you always miss something. Years later and this is still a problem.

Age: 28(Holy crap, I actually might make it past 50 and achieve beach front retirement!)

Sex: can't get enough of it (male)

Race: Half-breed Asian/Black

Favorite things: Food, listening to music, running, video games (rpgs)

Hobbies: Cooking

Fav Artist: I love music in general so I truly don't have a favorite artist now that I think about it.

Fav series: Final Fantasy, Mega man!!, Tales of series(I love this series), SMT stuff (persona, digital devil), Gundam (I love mechs)

Dream: Start a family, nice house, good job, you know...that's all I really want and soon I'll have a nice home!

Occupation: Psychiatrist/counselor and SOUL REAPER

Languages I speak: A lot.

English.

French.

Spanish.

Italian.

Russian/Ukrainian.

Japanese.

And some Mandarin/Cantonese(mostly curses).

Random Rants on things.

-I hate kancho and if you don't know what it means then you were born in a civilized society. In other words be happy about that. You lucky punks.

-Naruto- Just ugh. Fairy Tail and Bleach only from now on(mainstream wise). Fairy Tail is just plain happy silly/stupid that makes me smile or the sheer derp of it while Kubo at least is upfront when he trolls me in Bleach. Canon Naruto just makes me want to kill someone with a limp noodle and a cotton swab. I was up for it until it became a ninja jesus/dbz manga/anime. I can't deal with works of fiction that pound a aseop into your head but completely ignore(while making a mockery of it and not being a deconstruction of the trope. I know confusing but readers and writers should somewhat understand what I mean.) it at every given chapter.

-Bleach- I take what I said back. Kubo is a dingus and his backers can go jump off the tower. Fullmetal and TTGL didn't do this too me. Maybe I should just stop looking at popular/mainstream manga?

-Uni and College. Y u try bankrupt me щ(ﾟ'Дﾟ'щ)? (7k for one semester which doesn't include meals, housing and school expenses and a requirement to have at least 5 classes?!) We as students should not have to pay over fifty dollars for books we are only going to use for one class. We should not have to rely on school loans, scholarships and parents to this extent just to learn more crap. If my step-mother wasn't so well off I would not have been able to finish let alone attend my uni(they renigged on my scholarship as soon as I stopped playing sports to focus on the school work). Hell I'm still paying off for things and I've been done with uni for a two years now. Hell I might have to help out my step-siblings at the rate things are going. We as 'Muricans should not have to pretty much throw our lives away just to attend college.

Especially since I didn't even get the job I have because of my damn "education". I got my current job because the woman who bangs me is related to my boss. Not because my know how or any of that crap. Its simply that I knew her that I got the job. Because I know the dude who was actually trying to get my current position had a very shiny resume with all of the bells and whistles. Who I will admit would have probably been a far better worker than myself. There is a level of detachment you need for this kind of work that I just can't bring myself to have.

-Marriage. Is scary as fuck.

-Someone explain to me the point of social networks? You know facebook, twitter all of that madness? Honestly it is just a reason for crazy people to jack other peoples identities and create fake lives.

-What is this fucking site!? I am ashamed of myself for...liking fanfiction not the whole reading stories but the more of how addicted I've become to reading because of it. Am I the only one who feels sort of edgy if I don't come here at least 3 times a day and pissed when one of the fics I subscribed to hasn't popped out a new chap in like a decade(even though I realize they have their own lives to worry about and I respect them for handling their shit before doing extracurricular crap)? I think the bastard who made this site has some kind of silent background noise that compels me to stay here and read!!

-If there is a god why did it make the platypus?

-What is a STD and how the hell do you get it? Seriously, how? Where does it come from? Yes I get its a "sexually transmitted disease" now answer my question! Amendment! Thanks to Anasazi Darkmoon I have been learned! But now it brings up even more questions. STDs have to have been around for awhile...so shouldn't we as a species have developed some form of immunity or resistance to it by now? Especially if your ancestors are from the more...errr...sexually tolerate cultures. Hell shouldn't we have known about HiV and AIDs sooner? Especially if you look up ancient Rome...I'm still not sure why STDs exist. There are far too many ways to die horribly in this world.

-Why do people expect all Asians to know kung fu(even though I do know "kung fu")?

-Believe me when I say this. Regardless of what color, culture, nationality you are someone across the damn globe is probably doing the same damn thing you are. That includes what ever conversation you just had with yourself about how everyone around you is stupid. Let me amend that someone next door to you is probably doing the same thing as well. Trust me on this. I've lived in another country and have been exposed to quite a few different people.

-Why are skin colors considered different races in human society? Arn't we all humans not like we are a different species entirely...well I guess stupid people could be considered a different race. You know the kind of stupid I'm talking about. The people who ask questions like how do you make a backwards b. Though going from a medical standpoint I can understand why different skin colors would mean something. Since I'm half Asian and Black I really have to watch what I eat and how my body is going because I inherited a few bad traits because of my ethnicity. Diabetes, sickle cell anemia and a plethora of other things is not something to take lightly.

-Do women get off on the whole pointing out the morning wood thing?

-I don't care what anyone tells you. Yelling out special moves makes EVERYTHING better. Go ahead try it. Go uppercut someone and yell SHORYUKEN!!! I guarantee you that person ain't getting up and if he does he will not want to hit you back. If he does though you probably should be careful he might decide to psycho crusher you.

-Why do people like to see others fail? Why do people like to see people hurt. Not those silly video you see on the imgur or whatever where someone does something stupid and gets hurt in the process. I mean like messing with someone because they are down on their luck or have been in some form of emotional turmoil.

-I probably have no right in saying this because I lost mine in high school but what is wrong with being a virgin? There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin. You will find your giggity when you are ready and not a moment sooner. A bit of courage goes a long way. If you wish to hear my spiel about a healthy social life...go listen to any crackpot psychiatrist or shrink. Its the one thing everyone agrees on. Get something you can tolerate or love doing as a job regardless of pay, find a few like minded or at least people you enjoy being around(that goes for you loners too), either get a sex friend or a nice stache of porn for your chill periods if you don't have a significant other and for the love of all things good in the world get a hobby. How did I get from virginity to here?

-When I tell people my name why do they ask if it means something? It does but why do they ask? Most names have meaning...no all names have meaning. But honestly my name to me is rather pompous and grand. My baa-baa always told me it was a strong name and something to be proud of though. My name pretty much means or well how it is written translates to director of the earth. Sadly I don't think I can live up to my name for Baa-baa.

-Why the hell do people keep buying new cellphones? Have they forgotten what a cellphone is for!? On that note why the hell do they cost so much to buy and maintain. I don't call enough people to be paying this much a month...yes I am a money miser want to fight about it?

-Giant robots. Why do I not have them now? If only my talents didn't reside in social sciences...

-Sex...is great and everything but why am I supposed to have gone through twenty or so women by the time I'm 21? Can't I just poke like two or three girls hell even one and stick with that one person? Learning how to please multiple women is friggin troublesome...Yes I understand it takes a bit to find that special someone and sometimes people don't want to find that special someone. They prefer being single and just dating. I'm just wondering why its expected of me to sleep around so much.

-Guns. I hate them. I would like to know why people can buy assault rifles and other military grade hardware. I'm fine with people owning something like a pistol or a hunting rifle but why can I just get a licence for a military grade weapon and then have it in my home? Why can a normal person with NO license get military grade weapons legally?! Hmm so I don't actually hate guns I just hate that any idiot can just get something a normal person has no business owning.

-Why do people look at me weird when I say yes I've whacked off to porn (especially since they decided to ask the dumb question in the first place) instead of acting like I don't and playing it off like an idiot? Everyone does it; nothing to be ashamed of hell we as a species are hardwired to enjoy it and I'm sure now because I grew up in a suburb and the people there don't know how to close a god damn window and pull the curtains on a saturday night. Mrs. Baker was a beautiful woman though...still think she was a exhibitionist...but a lovely woman all the same.

-Moderation. Have people just dropped this word from their dictionaries?

-Harry Potter. It ended awhile ago books and movie. Get over it. It was a ok read (crap watch dropped too many parts just to make the movie fit. Don't get me wrong the actors and the writing were good but the pacing, dropped bits and tweaking of certain things kind of messed it up a bit) but not "OMG" good. I myself didn't really like the series...because the first spell the kids learned wasn't fire ball and good sir I say good day to you on that note...GOOD DAY! But no really I just couldn't get into the series because it felt like the magic derped the characters. None of them had any imagination or true vision what so ever.

Overall a decent read for someone who just started reading big boy books. Its simple enough anyone could read it but deep enough that it at least gives you something to ponder about once you're done. And by deep I mean plot holes and retarded end game retcons. Not to mention the lack of basic sense. And no I'm not talking about muggleborns not using guns(besides its almost impossible to have a firearm in England).

-Percy Jackson. No I'm never reading it. It has the Greek gods in it. That's enough of a turn off right there to never ever read it.

-Twilight. My only saving grace in this is that my baby sis hates it with a passion. Though she said the werewolf has some nice abs which I can agree with. That dude has some really nice abs...I think I have a man crush on those abs. How the hell do I get abs like that!? Four pack why will you not obtain your final form?!

-A Song of Ice and Fire. This is some serious stuff right here. Way too dark and depressing for me.

-Cougars. Not really a rant but...I officially hate being a pretty boy now...it was all fun and games when I was in elementary and high school but now that I'm grown it is more or less a curse. I also seem to attract milfs...really scary smooth milfs that my naive self can't handle! I was...groped in ways a young man should not be groped! I'm just not good with teasing...

-Public transportation during rush hour. Packed in like sardines plump soft bouncy ass young male penis of average length young male horm Visible boner and embarrassment Enough said.

-Pointless hate. What are you a cave man? Rein in your hate for people and objects. You are a creature of higher intelligence for christ sake. Pointless hate is beneath you.

-Porn. Is simulated sex. It is not real. The way they move is for the camera and they are doing multiple shots and edit it all together. Stop thinking porn is real sex. You won't learn crap from porn(besides new positions or things you would like to attempt with that special someone). So just beat off to it and keep it to yourself or share it with your friends if you have friends that close to you.

-Different languages in fics. Stop...using random words from other languages. Don't call someone a baka...call them an idiot. Don't use nani...say what. That character is speaking that language! Yes you are writing in English and yes there are some words with no true translations. Guess what...THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT ARE ACCEPTABLE. I really hate this peeve of mind. But it makes no sense unless the character in question is talking with another who does not speak that language. You subconsciously think in your native tongue or whatever language you are most comfortable with. I grew up speaking and thinking in Japanese but I adopted English in my teenage years and that became my default.

-Bugs. I hate bugs. Hate isn't a good enough word...I despise insects. If given the power I would eradicate them all. That includes bug aliens. Yes I'm a bug racist. Thus going by my values it makes me a hypocrite...but I can't stand the creepy crawly bastards. But it doesn't matter I have the right to hate bugs! Do you know how big a Japanese hornet is?! Too big and if they sting you well you're dead bub.

-Not really a rant but more or less just a random irk. Why does it matter who marries who? If that dude wants to marry that dude how does it affect you? If that chick wants to bone that chick well how does this bother you? I mean unless it affects your life what does it matter? That is up to the party in question and their god if the believe in one. Who loves who should never have been a thing that requires the court to say aye or nay.

-Not believing in god and not believing in religion are two different things. Learn the difference. I don't like either personally because I was only exposed to the extremes of both ends including the atheist sect during my childhood. Not to mention every "god" I read about in books or games were assholes who either didn't own up to the things they did, hypocrites who preach about love and what not but shower hate and intolerance in the next or were just monsters who abused everything for their own benefit. But mostly I despise religion and god because it retards people. I will always preach and moan about simply tolerating and understanding others.

Besides this is the human/mortal world those things called "god" should stay the fuck out.

-May log be with you.

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