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I hate it when people fight. . . I was raised where my heart cannot sustain any kind of fight. . . those kinds of emotions I just have learned to hold back and bottle away. It hurts me physically, mentally, emotionally. . . please do not choose to fight. I don't know why others fight, but I just hate it! And you should as well! iF YOU AGREE, COPY AND PAST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
To Flamers, Thieves, and Cyberhackers: Run as fast as you can before I hack you into smaller bite sized pieces for the things you have done . . . the stories you steal do NOT belong to you nor will they ever! I WILL DO TO YOU WHAT I SAID I WOULD DO TO TROLLS ON DEVIANTART! I WILL HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN FROM A SHARK TANK AND HAVE THEM RENOUCE EACH WORK THEY STOLE OR FLAMED LETTER BY LETTER!!!
If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!!
I LOVE YOU MARCUS-SAMA, AND I ALWAYS WILL! LIVE AND BE WELL! ;)
REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host
You will live on forever in this.
If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, demoncreater2002, The Four Horsemen of the End, Kamen Rider DIBRAVE, Kitten Hachi-chan
I am called insane, demented, crazy, psycho, and even called a weirdo by friends. People say I am artistically talented, musically gifted, and still have a cute and nice quirk, and I may be in Texas, but I have NO hillbilly accent to it.
Name in Japanese: Koneko Hachi-chan
Theme: Strangers Like Me by Everlife.
Daisuki (Likes): Music of all kinds, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Anime, manga, cartoons, the Akatsuki, dragons, Kingdom Hearts series, drawing, painting, writing, hanging out with friends, dispencing justice, Kamen Rider, my friends and family, snafu-comics.com, Total Drama Island and Action, animals, God, Marvel and DC superheroes, Disney movies, fanfictions, sleeping, school, singing, love stories, fan art, and almost any kind of pizza.
Kirai (Dislikes): Alcohol and tobacco, drugs, yuri, people who don't learn, evil, sweet potatoes ( Don't ask. . . ), death, lame graphiced games, bum calls (when your cell phone is in your back pocket and it dials a number), angry people, rude people, the marvel villains, the people who cancelled Naruto ( I'm gonna get those guys for canceling that show. . . ), the wait for Part 2 of Naruto on TV in the US, torturous exams, blood, Jacob Blackwell, people who assume I have a hit list, which I DON'T!, Twilight, (I never really got sucked in because it makes no sense), and cuts that are self-induced.
Here's one of my favorite songs, plus yeah, I used it in a fanfic:
Now THIS is funny!:
98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
STOP ANIMAL ABUSE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO
If you have been called insane multiple times in your life copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think cartoon x-over stories should be made into movies and/or TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Dragons are the coolest mythological creatures copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that sexism is evil, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that anyone STUPID enough to leave their home address after flaming someone deserves whatever they get, copy this, paste it into your profile, and type what you'd send them. (I would send them a care package with the shampoo bottles full of hair remover, and a faulty comb that makes your hair look like a rooster's behind, making them look like Sasuke first, them let them go bald.)
If you believe that the Kingdom Hearts series is great then copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
THE WE HATE SASUKE CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this to your profile.
AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (optional): Neassa, breezy034, hypershadowgirl11228, Nocturne Eclipse, Rebecca The Animorph, Ranger24, Kitten Hachi-chan
Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings, put this into your profile.
If you have authors you respect, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
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If you or somebody you know can play Rock Band or Guitar Hero on Expert, copy and paste this into your profile.
Marluxia is not gay. If you agree with that statement, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Fanfiction Author Fighters fanfics should be an anime series, movie series, or video game series, copy and paste this into your profile
( The following things you are about to read are just insults about what I am. If you think they are true, feel free to ask me if I am what it says. Thank you! :) )
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Im DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been obsessed with something (Naruto/Tales of Symphonia/Zelda games) and it's gotten to the point it scares your friends, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Animal Year: Dog
Mythical Creature: Centaur
Akatsuki Member I am like the most: Hidan ( TOTALY NOT TRUE!! I HATE THE QUIZ THAT TOLD ME THIS!!)
"SON OF A BITCH!!" TLSoulDude
" THE NEXT PETER JACKSON FILM'S OUT? NOBODY TOLD ME THAT!" D-Dude
" It's because me and Onii-sama understand each other." ( Talks about HQ) Hikari Ino
" Come on team, LET'S ROCK!" DarkMagicianmon
" Sometimes, to fight your weaknesses, you must wait the exact to break away, that's when you turn your weakness into a strength." Jean Kazuhiza
" Fangire return that life to God." Blood Lord Dark Kiva
" Good bye! See you in hell!" Ranger24
" Live a life of Chaos! It's way more fun!" Roscoso
" Can't a man express his sixty-thousand and some odd verses of love?" Hurricane's Quill
" What's up, chief?" Airnaruto45
" GO TO HELL!" X Prodigy
" THAT'LL teach ya to mess with mess with Lunatic the 121st, Great Ninja in Training!" Lunatic121
" Goin' hero!" Ben from Ben 10
" Art is a bang!" Deidara from Naruto
" Foolish little brother. . ." Itachi from Naruto
" Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi/Madara from Naruto
" Do I think that I ride on my good looks, use them to my advantage? Do I think being really, really ridiculously good looking has given me the upper hand in life? ( Laughs.) Duh!" Justin from Total Drama Island/Action
" BAIL PHIL, BAIL!!" Chris McClean from Total Drama Island/Action/Musical
" I'm going ghost!" Danny Phantom from Danny Phantom
" Slag yeah!" Bumblebee
" One-nothing. Your move." Rorschach
" Evil must be punished. People must be told." Rorschach
" Rorschach sucks." The Question ( I-ron-y!)
" Believe it!" Naruto
" You must be. . . the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking." Unknown
" Hey, I like you. You can come home and fuck my sister! ( Random shots.) Why you little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass!" Unknown
" Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" Detect. Carter
" I put a shock to your system." Static/Virgil
" Excellent! ( Guitar whails.)" Unknown
" Dorks!" Kevin
" Okasa mi saka. . . that's how you say it to sound good. " Tayor Hubbard, friend of mine.
" And hope for mud." Zac Brummet, friend of mine
" Hakuna matata." Timon or Pumbaa
" You sir, owe me one hat." Peter Griffin
" Sorry Sasuke, this is the last time." Itachi's last words. :(
" Can I buy some pot from you?" Brian
" Sit Boy!" Kagome
" I don't give a rat's ass!" Inuyasha
" No need to worry." Dawn
" I AM UNIQUE AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT! Now just leave me be so I can watch Total Drama Island in peace." Personal quote.
" What is humanity anyway?" Personal quote.
" WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS!" Personal quote.
" Why does everybody hate me?!" Mark Cappio, friend of mine
" HA-HA!!" Mark Cappio, friend of mine
" I wonder if it's cold outside?" Cea, friend of mine.
" You. . . you lint-licker!" Julia Murray, friend of mine.
" Hey Jacob! You're a femenie canis. Translate that!" Tyler Shearer, friend of mine. ( Yes, I know what that means. No, I don't translate it here.)
" Why do we have to fight if all it brings is destruction and torture?" Personal quote.
" You are one strange kid." Jordan May, friend of mine
" Now I see. . . you play the fool. . . to hide a warrior's pain." Orion from JLU.
" What's the sitch?" Kim Possible
"If you knew who I really am, you wouldn't want me around."-Raven, "Go!"
"High fives, c'mon!" Green Raven
" Devil's Night, my brothers and I used to wait outside kindergarten with this goop dripping off us. Ha! One year I gave a dozen five-year-olds seizures. " Duncan from Total Drama Island/Action
Izzy: I'm thinking of changing my name, yeah, to "Kaleidoscope". Isn't that pretty? You can call me "E-Scope" for short.
Izzy: (eats another marshmallow) Ninety-five! (burp) (crushes can on forehead)
Iron Man: But between the two of us, MY movie is more family-friendly.
Owen: (to Cody, Tyler and DJ) Uhhh, guys, I kinda have to go.
Courtney: What?! That alligator just stole our briefcase!
Eva: (regarding Justin) Watch it; it's a trap!
BTW: My stories are a series! Read Start of a Hero before the other ones first!!
Fanfic Author Fighter and proud of it!!
Character: Kitten Hachigamaguchi ( Hachi-chan for short.)
Age: 18 (15 when joined)
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