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I hate it when people fight. . . I was raised where my heart cannot sustain any kind of fight. . . those kinds of emotions I just have learned to hold back and bottle away. It hurts me physically, mentally, emotionally. . . please do not choose to fight. I don't know why others fight, but I just hate it! And you should as well! iF YOU AGREE, COPY AND PAST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
To Flamers, Thieves, and Cyberhackers: Run as fast as you can before I hack you into smaller bite sized pieces for the things you have done . . . the stories you steal do NOT belong to you nor will they ever! I WILL DO TO YOU WHAT I SAID I WOULD DO TO TROLLS ON DEVIANTART! I WILL HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN FROM A SHARK TANK AND HAVE THEM RENOUCE EACH WORK THEY STOLE OR FLAMED LETTER BY LETTER!!!
If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!!
I LOVE YOU MARCUS-SAMA, AND I ALWAYS WILL! LIVE AND BE WELL! ;)
REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host
You will live on forever in this.
If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, demoncreater2002, The Four Horsemen of the End, Kamen Rider DIBRAVE, Kitten Hachi-chan
I am called insane, demented, crazy, psycho, and even called a weirdo by friends. People say I am artistically talented, musically gifted, and still have a cute and nice quirk, and I may be in Texas, but I have NO hillbilly accent to it.
Here's one of my favorite songs, plus yeah, I used it in a fanfic:
Now THIS is funny!:
98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
STOP ANIMAL ABUSE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO
If you have been called insane multiple times in your life copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think cartoon x-over stories should be made into movies and/or TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Dragons are the coolest mythological creatures copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that sexism is evil, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that anyone STUPID enough to leave their home address after flaming someone deserves whatever they get, copy this, paste it into your profile, and type what you'd send them. (I would send them a care package with the shampoo bottles full of hair remover, and a faulty comb that makes your hair look like a rooster's behind, making them look like Sasuke first, them let them go bald.)
If you believe that the Kingdom Hearts series is great then copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
THE WE HATE SASUKE CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this to your profile.
AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (optional): Neassa, breezy034, hypershadowgirl11228, Nocturne Eclipse, Rebecca The Animorph, Ranger24, Kitten Hachi-chan
Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings, put this into your profile.
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If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you or somebody you know can play Rock Band or Guitar Hero on Expert, copy and paste this into your profile.
Marluxia is not gay. If you agree with that statement, copy and paste this into your profile.
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( The following things you are about to read are just insults about what I am. If you think they are true, feel free to ask me if I am what it says. Thank you! :) )
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (If you don't know who I get my fangirl-isms for, then you obviously don't know me)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (sorry guys, I swear. No pun intended.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Im DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been obsessed with something (Naruto/Tales of Symphonia/Zelda games) and it's gotten to the point it scares your friends, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Animal Year: Dog
Mythical Creature: Centaur
Akatsuki Member I am like the most: Hidan ( TOTALY NOT TRUE!! I HATE THE QUIZ THAT TOLD ME THIS!!)
"SON OF A BITCH!!" TLSoulDude
" THE NEXT PETER JACKSON FILM'S OUT? NOBODY TOLD ME THAT!" D-Dude
" It's because me and Onii-sama understand each other." ( Talks about HQ) Hikari Ino
" Come on team, LET'S ROCK!" DarkMagicianmon
" Sometimes, to fight your weaknesses, you must wait the exact to break away, that's when you turn your weakness into a strength." Jean Kazuhiza
" Fangire return that life to God." Blood Lord Dark Kiva
" Good bye! See you in hell!" Ranger24
" Live a life of Chaos! It's way more fun!" Roscoso
" Can't a man express his sixty-thousand and some odd verses of love?" Hurricane's Quill
" What's up, chief?" Airnaruto45
" GO TO HELL!" X Prodigy
" THAT'LL teach ya to mess with mess with Lunatic the 121st, Great Ninja in Training!" Lunatic121
" Goin' hero!" Ben from Ben 10
" Art is a bang!" Deidara from Naruto
" Foolish little brother. . ." Itachi from Naruto
" Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi/Madara from Naruto
" Do I think that I ride on my good looks, use them to my advantage? Do I think being really, really ridiculously good looking has given me the upper hand in life? ( Laughs.) Duh!" Justin from Total Drama Island/Action
" BAIL PHIL, BAIL!!" Chris McClean from Total Drama Island/Action/Musical
" I'm going ghost!" Danny Phantom from Danny Phantom
" Slag yeah!" Bumblebee
" One-nothing. Your move." Rorschach
" Evil must be punished. People must be told." Rorschach
" Rorschach sucks." The Question ( I-ron-y!)
" Believe it!" Naruto
" You must be. . . the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking." Unknown
" Hey, I like you. You can come home and fuck my sister! ( Random shots.) Why you little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass!" Unknown
" Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" Detect. Carter
" I put a shock to your system." Static/Virgil
" Excellent! ( Guitar whails.)" Unknown
" Dorks!" Kevin
" Okasa mi saka. . . that's how you say it to sound good. " Tayor Hubbard, friend of mine.
" And hope for mud." Zac Brummet, friend of mine
" Hakuna matata." Timon or Pumbaa
" You sir, owe me one hat." Peter Griffin
" Sorry Sasuke, this is the last time." Itachi's last words. :(
" Can I buy some pot from you?" Brian
" Sit Boy!" Kagome
" I don't give a rat's ass!" Inuyasha
" No need to worry." Dawn
" I AM UNIQUE AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT! Now just leave me be so I can watch Total Drama Island in peace." Personal quote.
" What is humanity anyway?" Personal quote.
" WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS!" Personal quote.
" Why does everybody hate me?!" Mark Cappio, friend of mine
" HA-HA!!" Mark Cappio, friend of mine
" I wonder if it's cold outside?" Cea, friend of mine.
" You. . . you lint-licker!" Julia Murray, friend of mine.
" Hey Jacob! You're a femenie canis. Translate that!" Tyler Shearer, friend of mine. ( Yes, I know what that means. No, I don't translate it here.)
" Why do we have to fight if all it brings is destruction and torture?" Personal quote.
" You are one strange kid." Jordan May, friend of mine
" Now I see. . . you play the fool. . . to hide a warrior's pain." Orion from JLU.
" What's the sitch?" Kim Possible
"If you knew who I really am, you wouldn't want me around."-Raven, "Go!"
"High fives, c'mon!" Green Raven
" Devil's Night, my brothers and I used to wait outside kindergarten with this goop dripping off us. Ha! One year I gave a dozen five-year-olds seizures. " Duncan from Total Drama Island/Action
Izzy: I'm thinking of changing my name, yeah, to "Kaleidoscope". Isn't that pretty? You can call me "E-Scope" for short.
Izzy: (eats another marshmallow) Ninety-five! (burp) (crushes can on forehead)
Owen: WHOA! That was AWESOME! (falls to knees and starts bowing) You are a marshmallow goddess!
(Eva's stomach growls)
Izzy: Thirty-seven's not bad, Eva. With a little practice...you'll be burping like: (does an enormous burp that sounds like a roar, which creates a tidal wave that pushes Lindsay and Beth all the way to the other side of the pool)
Owen: (marshmallows fall out of his mouth) I think I'm in love with you! (kisses Izzy's hand) (Izzy smiles but then gets nauseous and barfs all over Chef's steak)
Izzy: Wow, that was gross. Hehe, okay, who wants hot dogs?
Owen: (referring to Izzy) How can you not love a woman who can barf like a guy and come back for more?
Iron Man: But between the two of us, MY movie is more family-friendly.
Batman: How is MY movie NOT family-friendly?
Iron Man: Tsch. Yeah, right. 'Sorry, kids, we couldn't get in to see Kung Fu Panda. Let's go watch the clown with the M16 open fire on a school bus'.
Marvel/DC: Iron Man and Batman
Owen: (to Cody, Tyler and DJ) Uhhh, guys, I kinda have to go.
DJ: So turn around and take a whizz! We're all dudes here.
Owen: No, not number one. (farts) Number poo.
Cody, Tyler and DJ: Oh!
DJ: Head for the woods, dude! Just be sure you put some serious distance between you and us!
Tyler: Yeah. We'll wait here.
(Owen begins walking towards the woods, dragging Tyler, DJ and Cody with him since they're tied together)
DJ: You've got to untie yourself first!
(Owen fiddles with the rope but can't untie the knots)
Owen: I can't!
DJ: (looks at Cody) Where'd you learn how to tie these knots? The army?
Cody: Actually, it was a special after school program...
DJ: (looks at Owen) And you! Why didn't you go before we tied ourselves together?
Owen: I didn't have to go then! Guys, this is serious!!
DJ: (Looks down with resignation) I guess you're just gonna have to... go...
(They all back up until Owen's behind a bush, he squats down so all that is seen is his head and the sound of him sliding down his pants)
Owen: What do I wipe with, bark?!
Courtney: What?! That alligator just stole our briefcase!
Duncan: What are alligators doing in Muskoka?!
(cuts to Chris watching on a monitor with Chef)
Chris: (to Chef) Hmmm, alligators your idea? (Chef nods and Chris laughs) Good one.
Eva: (regarding Justin) Watch it; it's a trap!
Noah: Justin, the anti-me! So we meet again.
Izzy: Whatever you guys do, don't look him in his eyes. He has powers...
Justin: Give me the case.
Izzy: Back off, really hot guy!
Justin: I didn't want to have to do this... but you give me no choice. (takes off shirt)
Noah: Izzy, don't fall for it! Look away!
Izzy: I can't. He's too... beautiful!(Gives the case to Justin; Noah tries to grab it, but is tripped by Eva.)
Eva: He's so pretty. He deserves it.
Justin: Thank you. (flashes a grin)
Justin: Do I think that I ride on my good looks, that I use them to my advantage? Do I think being really, really ridiculously good looking has given me the upper hand in life? (laughs) Duh!
Izzy: (Blushes, then stops) What happened? Where's the case?
Noah: You just handed it to a male model.
(In the confessional)
Eva: What am I gonna do!? I'll never be able to show my face at the gym again! I'll be an outcast! A leper! I let a guy talk me in to giving away one million dollars...!
Izzy: E-Scope is not going to let him get away with this, no matter how hot he is! Come on!
Eva: Yeah! We'll crush his skull!!
Noah: A little too far.
BTW: My stories are a series! Read Start of a Hero before the other ones first!!
Fanfic Author Fighter and proud of it!!
Character: Kitten Hachigamaguchi ( Hachi-chan for short.)
Age: 18 (15 when joined)