Lady Sakia
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Joined 04-18-08, id: 1555204, Profile Updated: 10-02-08
Author has written 3 stories for Bible, and Star Wars.

May the power, glory and grace of the living God be shown in your life.

My name is Sakia Anawa Imshanie. (aka Sai like the weapon.) Avid lover of God, Star Wars, karate, dragons, medieval times, whales and dolphins, skydiving, dogs, and stories of all sorts. I am excited to find such a large site that shares my fascination with words. I pray as time marches on you will come to see my work and share how I can improve.

I was born and raised in sunny southern California, by two wonderful parents. Currently I am working as a cashier, and a part time teacher at the karate dojo. The stories you will see are of my life time, many of them starting as day dreams and fantasies as a young girl. As time has gone on they have changed much, and new characters were added as new friends stepped into my life with all their various influences. To the greatest of them I thank, Anyison, Shadow, Amara, and Nazcinga.

Let me thank you for your time and interest.

If you have any pressing questions I have a Forum in the movies, starwars section called from Where do you hail? Post me and I will respond much quicker then by E-mail. Also feel free to leave reviews on my stories as they come out. No bad Language! No exceptions!

Sakia

Now on to some insanity I have discovered over the time I have been here. Hope you enjoy as much as I do!

If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can recite the Jedi Code by memory copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list. PenginYasha, BlackDeath6 (i dont realize i do this), Darth KenObi-Wan

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you really like someone, anyone, but are too arfraid to say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile (I do that every day at work!!)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Ps, a stupid cure is rub the inside rind of a banana peel on the bite, and it will stop itching…)

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate wild goose chases, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you are dead copy and paste this to your profile.

If you randomly go through people's profiles copying and pasting these things even if they don't apply to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Dogs more than cats, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever eaten something that grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia.

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely adore Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at the others.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone thinks you're crazy/is scared of you from it, paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have so many of these that you end up posting three of the same one, check to see if this is here already and then paste it into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh no, now they all know my secret!)

If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and paste this on your profile.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. (Amen!)

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to explain to two teachers the difference between Animals, animals and humans and they didn't understand a word you said, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are tired of these thingies, be a masochist and copy this into your profile.

If you are the type of idiot who burns themselves so badly they spend the next few hours with ice on the burn simply because you didn't check to see if the plate was hot before taking it out of the microwave, copy this to your profile and add your pen name to the end. (P.S. Put honey on that stupid burn it stops the pain.) Darth KenObi-Wan, and Lady Sakia.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. And you are most defiantly insane!

I mean it when I say mother knows best. If you agree copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone to sleep one way and woken up the oppisite way Copy & Paste this into your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. (I get to the point were I hic-up so loud everyone thinks I am overly drunk.)

f you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

A List of Stereotypes

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I work part time I must be lazy.

I practice martial arts so I must be dangerous.

I discipline random children, so I must be a child abuser.

I love Jesus and believe He is the ONLY way to heaven, NO EXCEPTIONS! So I MUST be narrow minded

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF'

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Copy and paste it to your profile!

If you read the whole profile copy and paste into your profile.

If you find the time generous reader, try out my game the Either Or game... It was fun on the last forum place I was at!! And say the first Hundred that do I will read and review all your stories. I mean it.

If you stop your profile here, paste this into your profile.

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A Second Chance by MS-16 Z Jaeger reviews
He died wishing he could fix his mistakes. Now he has been given that chance, but in a way he never expected. Anakin Skywalker has been sent to the Clone Wars, not as himself but as Darth Vader. Now the Chosen One must face his greatest challenge yet; stopping Sidious from succeeding once again, and staying one step ahead of his younger self. - DISCONTINUED, PENDING REWRITE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,031 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
The Shadow and The Womanizer by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Bella has been hurt and is hiding a secret. Edward and his vampire family have theirs of course. Canon Pairings. Differences: Vampires don't sparkle, they live in California, Bella doesn't smell irresistible to Edward, and she actually has talent. M: dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,359 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgiven by Kendra1996 reviews
Edward's POV. Alternate version of how Bella found out and told him it didn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
10 Minutes in the Park by WinndSinger reviews
It is 1976 and Edward is so lonely and lost he is ready to give up on love. A chance encounter with one of his idols might be just the thing Edward needs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward - Complete
Our Boys by Jaspermytwin reviews
What happens when the Cullens go to a new school and the 3 Cullen girls run into alittle trouble with 3 rough boys that don't know the word 'no'. ONESHOT R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jeff Dunham's Halloween Special by Camryn-is-my-Heart reviews
Jacob convinces Bella and Edward to go see Jeff Dunham live for a special Halloween appearance. Comedy and mayhem ensue. Happy Halloween, everyone! Rated T for mild cussing and sexual innuendos. Joint effort of me and CamrynsProudAuntie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pancake's Off the Ceiling by Wildmage117 reviews
We all know how Edward cooks for Bella in Twilight and Breaking Dawn- but what were his disasterous first attempts like? Oneshot set a few weeks before the prom in Twilight from Jasper's point of view. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Addicted by xlovestory reviews
I’m addicted. That’s the only way to describe what I feel for Bella. My body aches for her. My whole life is centred around this beautiful, glorious, human being - and I wouldn't have it any other way. Bella/Edward One-shot. Pure fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Back by mamakat05 reviews
Mike's been spreading lies about Bella. Who's gonna save her when the lies start to get thick?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Laundry Day by Majestik Moose reviews
Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Yoda do an evening chore with disastrous results. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Trials and Tribulations by Imadra Blue reviews
In which things go "boom," and Anakin discovers there are not enough painkillers. Gen.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Heart of a Sith by TheRealThing reviews
Fourteen years have passed since the inception of the Empire. Darth Vader has been asked to go to Alderaan for an unusual reason, one that Vader soon discovers will change his life forever.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 130 - Words: 317,577 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
It's Ok, Master, the Force hates me, too by Rae of Rosemary reviews
Just a fun little peice where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon discuss who the Force hates the most. Guest appearence by shocked Council Members.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
United in Battle by Carey Ann Lupin reviews
InuYasha, Sango, Kirara, Miroku, and SesshoMaru meet up with the Marauders without Peter and Lily and my favorite Jedi QuiGon Jinn and ObiWan Kenobi. What would have happened if InuYasha and the others had been there with the Jedi on Naboo?
Crossover - Star Wars & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,166 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Qui-Gon J., Inuyasha - Complete
Xena and the Flight of the Phoenix by Mike Taurguss reviews
Gabrielle recorded all of her adventures with Xena. These became known as the Xena Scrolls. But what about the adventure niether one of them remembers? A X:WP with a SciFi twist! A bridge between S1 & S2
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
A Jedi in King Jason's Courtyard by Smenzer reviews
Xena and Gabrielle find ObiWan's Jedi Starfighter and guess what it is. For SW fans, this is Cannon NON AU.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Gabrielle, Xena - Complete
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First Contact
Sakia's first real mission as a diplomat. Unfortunatly the ruler of the system prefers... agressive negotiations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,511 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Hope reviews
One hundred years after the death of Luke Skywalker, his acadmey is flurishing, and many new potentials are arriving. Among them is a strange alien girl... This is her story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
The Curse Upon Us reviews
A short story of the fall, and eventually redemption of man.
Bible - Rated: M - Spanish - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete