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Joined 04-19-08, id: 1555258, Profile Updated: 05-19-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hola Hola Pepsi Cola!

Hi people. Um... I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to put on this thing so...

I like to write (obviously). And I have to admit I spend hours on this website reading different stories.and, thanks for looking at my profile =)! I have a twin sister that I found recently and she is so amazing and supportive. I stopped writing for awhile and she got me going again. If I didn't have her now you wouldn't be reading this! Anyways I love anyone whos reading this (yay!)

Forgotten (Incomplete)

Bella is 21 and currently living with her boyfriend. She thought he was the only one for her, until she meets a mysterious stranger at the grocery store. Suddenly, Bella is having second thought's about her relationship with Jacob. What happens...?

-I am free (complete)

Takes place after Edward leaves Bella. Bella finds a new way to cope with her pain. She learns that there is more than one way deal with her problems.

Don't Look at me

Bella is put in an encounter where is forced to kill 13 people (including her mother). She is left scarred emotionally and literally. She now lives with an unknown parent. Bella truly believes she is deformed and the only person who could maybe make her better is the new kid, Edward.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the season the retire and divorce eachother. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you can remember every single book you read (not the titles, but the story line) but when your math teacher asks you the square root of 9 and you have to think about it for a few minutes. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry i thought paper would protect you!!"

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

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If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

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Waitressing by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Teenage Anthem by butimbroken reviews
Buffy/Angel. Angel is Sunnydale's bad boy and Buffy is the new girl who just moved to town. Mature Themes. AU. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,455 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - [Angel, Buffy S.] - Complete
Breathless by greatterriblebeauty reviews
Both Bella and Edward are humans, who meet on a trip that their schools are taking to Italy. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2007
Welcome to London, Love by cullenite21 reviews
Bella's attending Oxford. When she gets locked out of her dorm hall, someone comes to save her. This gorgeous someone happens to be her new roommate. How will she survive the year? BXE, EMXR, CXE, AXJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,848 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
Imperfectly Perfect by Twilight Mischief reviews
“Besides, you hardly know a thing about me," I told him. “Well I know your name is Bella and that I am very, very attracted to you,” Edward said, eyes sparkling. I let out a shaky breathe. Edward had no idea how much he affected me. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by MrsJasperHale reviews
AU. All Human.His green eyes focused on me and a soft giggle escaped his lips. I was so focused on him that I almost forgot that I was standing in the middle of the living room in my underwear EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Forever by Bright Eyes Wander reviews
Formerly Over Coffee. Bella falls for Edward, and she will have to choose between being healthy and being with him. No matter how dangerous.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Impossible Love by kikat reviews
Jacob imprints, but you'll never guess who! Caution: don't read if you don't have a sense of humor! Rated Kt
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Before Forks by chocolaterox10113 reviews
Well the title basically tells all. This is the story of what happened to Bella before Forks. Was she different? What was life like for her? What was the real reason she ran away to her rainy little hometown?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Till Death by Laura Elizabeth reviews
I'm still receiving reviews for this, so I won't take it down. In all honesty, I have lost all interest for anything Twilight related, so I'm not sure this story will get finished. I apologize for this. I may finish it eventually, but it will remain as is for now. If you stumble upon this and would like to know how it ends, feel free to message me. Again, I'm sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,143 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 2/5/2006
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Forgotten reviews
Bella is 21 and currently living with her boyfriend. She thought he was the only one for her, until she meets a mysterious stranger at the grocery store. Suddenly, Bella is having second thought's about her relationship with Jacob. What happens...? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,998 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Don't Look At Me reviews
The aftermath of death is never a pleasant one. But when you are the one forced to kill 13 people, including your own mother, it haunts you for the rest of your life. It leaves you broken until someone comes to pick up the pieces...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
I am free reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves Bella. Bella finds a new way to cope with her pain. She learns that there is more than one way deal with her problems.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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