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Hi people. Um... I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to put on this thing so...
I like to write (obviously). And I have to admit I spend hours on this website reading different stories.and, thanks for looking at my profile =)! I have a twin sister that I found recently and she is so amazing and supportive. I stopped writing for awhile and she got me going again. If I didn't have her now you wouldn't be reading this! Anyways I love anyone whos reading this (yay!)
Bella is 21 and currently living with her boyfriend. She thought he was the only one for her, until she meets a mysterious stranger at the grocery store. Suddenly, Bella is having second thought's about her relationship with Jacob. What happens...?
-I am free (complete)
Takes place after Edward leaves Bella. Bella finds a new way to cope with her pain. She learns that there is more than one way deal with her problems.
Don't Look at me
Bella is put in an encounter where is forced to kill 13 people (including her mother). She is left scarred emotionally and literally. She now lives with an unknown parent. Bella truly believes she is deformed and the only person who could maybe make her better is the new kid, Edward.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the season the retire and divorce eachother. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you can remember every single book you read (not the titles, but the story line) but when your math teacher asks you the square root of 9 and you have to think about it for a few minutes. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry i thought paper would protect you!!"
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
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