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Joined 04-19-08, id: 1555312, Profile Updated: 02-21-13
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Enid Blyton, Chronicles of Narnia, Conspiracy 365, and Lord of the Rings.

I haven't been on here for aaaaages. All my old stories are completely cringe-worthy, so I've labelled them as OLD (Don't want to delete them :))


I enjoy writing mystery/action type stories, occasionally sci-fi or fantasy, and roleplaying. I am a great fan of reading!

Favourite books/authors: Agatha Christie, Richard Preston, The Hobbit, Chronicles of Narnia, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, To Kill a Mockingbird, Conspiracy 365, My Family and Other Animals, Suetonius, Nancy Drew, Enid Blyton, Beatrix Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Dragonkeeper.

Favourite TV shows: Sherlock, Dr Who, Hercule Poirot, The Walking Dead, Bewitched, Get Smart, Numb3rs

Favourite movies: THEHOBBIT, Lord of the Rings, My Family and other Animals, Contagion, Inception, Resident Evil, Gattaca, Sherlock Holmes (RDJ version)

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A Master Wordsmith by rollwithbutter reviews
While playing a simple game with Kili, Bilbo learns some surprising truths about his uninvited guests which may help him to decide his own fate.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
365 by INMH reviews
Day 365: All survivors are vaccinated. Celebrations abound. Why is it that I can find this category when I'm making a story but not on Search?
Contagion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Mitch E., E. Cheever - Complete
A Sense for Danger by MissProdigy reviews
Poirot's first impression of Mr. Ratchett when they met before boarding the Orient Express.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hercule Poirot - Complete
Telmarine Tower: Susan's Adventure by Queen Su reviews
Caspian and Susan escape the tower where they were held prisoners. When they are separated in a storm, two very different adventures follow. Will Susan save Narnia single-handed, or will something stop her? No romance. AU bookverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
There and Back Again by Dolphin Sea Pony reviews
Just a Lord of The Rings poem I thought I'd write.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Valley Verdant by Andi Horton reviews
A Narnian Queen wakes her sister before dawn to effect a perfectly planned escape.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
An Odd Exchange by schnook reviews
Since the Dawn of Time, we have been mislead as to how Mr. Willy Wonka left his factory to Charlie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
The Diary of Danger Duck by cat2772 reviews
The diary I am writing in now has the most awful, pink, blonde, thing on the front cover. Her name is 'Barbie' or something ridiculous like that. But let me start from the beginning. Dear diary...
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,518 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Danger Duck
Why I Should Not Have Cut My Hair by Elennare reviews
Elrohir has been told to write an essay by his not too happy elders, explaining why cutting his hair was bad of him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Elrohir - Complete
The Sleepover by Queen Su reviews
Arwen is having her first sleepover with her friend Lilthiair. What could possibly happen? Oneshot. Family/friend fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
Ten Reasons Why Mary Poppins is a Time Lord by jedigirl627 reviews
While watching Mary Poppins, I discovered that SHE IS A TIME LORD. Not really a story, but the reasons why I think she is. Not Crossover, either, not really. Maybe I'll write an actual story someday. Check it out. READ, REVIEW, ENJOY!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
The Quest for Healing by Queen Lu reviews
Lucy is very ill, and the only remedy that the doctor has found is a plant located in a very desolate land. Will Susan get the courage to go find it? Please read and review!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Read Your Labels! by musique du soir reviews
Sometimes the Doctor's not very smart...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
Bananas by Travels-in-Time reviews
The Doctor takes Rose to the 47th annual banana convention. But what happens when he enters the banana eating contest? Very long oneshot, constructive critisism is very much appreciated. Minor spelling and grammar errors now edited.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/26/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Game Player Warrior's by Narnian Nights reviews
Lucy finds a new game for the computer. Set in 2008 America. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Bath Day by Queen Lu reviews
It's bath day at the beaver home, and Mr. Beaver is dreading taking a bath. See what will happen.....
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Mr. Beaver, Mrs. Beaver - Complete
Like a Child by Theophila reviews
Lucy is nine years old. At least, if you were to ask her, that’s what she would tell you... A brief one-shot focusing on the youngest Pevensie.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Burzum and Ulkum by Topgallant reviews
Two unique Orcs attempt to search for a decent smoke in the depths of Minas Morgul.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
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C365 Themes Challenge reviews
A series of short one-shots based on the books. Having lots of fun writing these. Hope you enjoy :
Conspiracy 365 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Callum O./Cal, Boges
Children of Narnia reviews
OLD New Summary: After the defeat of the White Witch the Pevensies are faced with a new evil. Many references to the Silver Chair. Who is Father Time? How did the words 'under me' come about? Digory, Polly, Jill and Eustace included. Please R & R!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Aslan
Time Lord of the Rings reviews
OLD The Doctor and Martha travel to Middle Earth where they get caught up in the War of the Ring. But someone is following the Doctor...Someone who doesn't belong to Middle Earth... T only because of violence, no bad language. Please R & R!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - 10th Doctor
The Fifth Form Again at Malory Towers! reviews
OLD The fifth form return! And there's plenty of excitement! With two new girls it's sure to be busy! Injuries make it be T, only for safety. UPDATE: TO BE FINISHED...SOON.
Enid Blyton - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,523 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Science Assassin reviews
OLD The Doctor and Donna join a group of international scientists expecting a holiday, but someone out there is determined to destroy the scientists, and the Doctor, one by one. Please R & R.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,332 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Where in the Universe is my TARDIS! reviews
OLD In a fit of absent-mindedness, the Doctor forgets where he parked his TARDIS. Eventually, he finds it...at least he thinks he does. PLEASE REVIEW!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete