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Coerce Matrimony by Laikota reviews
Naruto is force to marry Gaara for a alliance, The question is "why" the Sand Nation is one of the best there is, now they need an alliance? Naruto tries to cope with Gaara while trying to find the secret to Suna, but what happens when Naruto loves Gaara? DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,597 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Perfect Punishment by Graceful Storyteller reviews
AU. Jiraiya tells Naruto they're getting a new maid. To Naruto's surprise the maid is a he! NaruGaaNaru, one-sided SasuGaa, with Gaara being forced to crossdress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,689 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Club Secret by Graceful Storyteller reviews
Naruto wanted to know where his friends went every Friday night. When he's taken to Club Secret his question is answered and he becomes hopelessly entangled in the ancient battle between Vampires and Hunters. GaaNaru, ZabuHaku, ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,707 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
An affair of the heart by lilac-bramble reviews
As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru’s trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hunger by mm-chan reviews
Gaara has enough problems without Naruto's continuous attempts to make friends. The demon shadowing his life is his brother and he cannot see an escape of it. But Kankuro, too, has his own demons to deal with. KankuGaa, GaaNaru, AU, yaoi, INCEST, NON-CON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 129,659 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Devil's Sacrifice Ritual by WhiteWolf0604 reviews
what happens when u cant spend the special time u want to spend with ur special someone? that is something that naruto and gaara has to find out. -rated for very violent things...like killing- -u no likey...u no read. that simple- -GaaraNaruto- -YAOI-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
My Jashin by Maru-sha reviews
AU fic. Jashin is the god of Death and puts up with his job without much interest. Hidan is a young boy in the Yugakure village. While in the care of Madara, the Uchiha member gets FAR too touchy-feely with Hidan. What will happen when Jashin hears Hidan's pleas for death? Can a god of Death...have a follower?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jashin, Hidan, Madara U.
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Lemons by WhirledPeace reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
My Lover is a vampire by Yaoi Maiko reviews
The day had disappeared to night as a certain red eyed man searched for his next 'one nighter'...Warning: Yaoi boy on boy and Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,311 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Control by Nightmareish Rain reviews
Updated Summary Itachi is at a fork in the road, Dei at one end, Master at the other. His emotions clashing in his heart, forcing him to choose something - someone. The journey will be painful, thats for sure. Sexual S&M/petkeeping. graphic lemons KxI IxD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,772 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Why Didn't You Ask? by cresent-lunette reviews
While they're out after turning in a bounty, Hidan can't help but wonder about his partner's appearance, and Kakuzu can't help but confess his affection. Hidan's mouth, lemon yaoi... HidaKaku AND KakuHida. Bwahahaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Until Christmas by blueball reviews
It rains, Sasori is wet and Deidara just happen to drive by. They fall in love and then... they have to find a way to stay together forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,690 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Right Here Waiting by CerealK reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pranksters by tsusami reviews
It started with a little prank and quickly got out of control... NaruGaara. Implied SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,070 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Princess Bride by RyterHarpie reviews
It's the classic tale of star-crossed lovers. A fair maiden, a poor farmboy, and of course an evil prince. Now throw in a few cross dresses, a shark boy, and plenty of yaoi and I think You've got one hell of a bed time story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Change Of Fate by MihaelKai reviews
Who said life wasn't a circus? Acrobats falling in artist's laps, fights with the blade... In this crazy world, what will it take to change your fate? NaruGaa, yaoi, AU. Cowrite: MihaelKai & SiberiaFox
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,411 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Phobia This! by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara never believed in Vampires, well thats about to change... characters: Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Toy by SkyeFox reviews
KakuHid -smut without a plot- Matured for obvious reasons includes pain fetish and use of erotic toys. one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ants In His Pants by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning super-aroused b/c of one of Orochimaru's experiments. He sleeps with everyone he sees. Yes even his family. I've seen so many Sasuke-whore fics, I decided to make an Itachi one. :D Pairing is ItachiXeveryone but mainly ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Free vaseline by kuroyume85 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu want to buy vaseline ; they meet Itachi on their way" What will happen to them ? This was a challenge given to me from a dear friend of mine, Koutou. I hope you'll enjoy it, as it is my first yaoi fic... Don't kill me !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Disney Kisaita by sweetlittlecherry reviews
This is a story with many parts that have titles of popular Disney songs. In this story, Kisame joins the organization known as Akatsuki. He wants to be accepted by someone. Someone who doesn't care about his looks. Someone that doesn't think he's ugly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Sickness and Ice Cream by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan is sick, and it's Deidara's turn to look after him. When Hidan keeps demanding things, Deidara takes things into his own hands... HidanDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Sunshine In The Rain by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara has a few 'problems', can Dr. Akasuna fix them, or will they destroy them both. AU warning:Dark, Childabuse, rape, drug abuse, suicide, maybe gore later on IDK characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blushes by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
Kakuzu's got it bad for his new partner, and he can't control his blushing! When Hidan leads Kakuzu to some secluded hot springs, will Kakuzu be man enough to tell him how he feels? kakuhida. rated M for slight sexual content and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Not Alone by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He hated being alone. And alone is exactly what he was right now. Jashin would fix that, he knew it. But can Jashin fix his aching heart at the loss of his partner? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
My Partner by EatingClouds reviews
Kisame and Itachi only knew eachother for a couple of weeks. What happens when Kisame learns more about the Uchiha? Yaoi, later chapters lemon. KakuXHida SasoXDei ZetXTobi in later chap.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sleeping With Ghosts by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori reflects on the world as he rides to bus to be with his lover Deidara. AU SasoDei Oneshot. A late tribute to Sasori's Birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Possibilites by Steely-Toast reviews
AU PWP Drabble M Deidara and Sasori on a hot summers day. Popsicles and sex ensue. DeiSasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Halloween by Vampire Ifurita reviews
Its Halloween on Konoha University's campus, and the students are excited for the holiday, except for Sabakuno Gaara and Uchiha Sasuke. GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Talk Dirty by UchihaAkimoto reviews
They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Happy BirthDei! by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
It's Deidara 16th birthday! Yep, kids he's finally legal! And the Akatsuki go around celebrating this by giving him presents that he can actually use now... But, when he wants to find out how to use them he turns to his Danna... Yes it's yaoi! DeiSaso!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Desert Lullaby by Persepolis130 reviews
When Gaara announces to Lee that they should have a baby, Lee is baffled but accepting. But do Temari and Kankuro feel the same? How will Gaara like his new doctor? And is forest green really an acceptable color for a nursery? leegaa gaalee MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Gaara, Lee R.
The Art of Seduction by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke wants Itachi in bed. Need I say more? Rated M for a very good reason, peoples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kisame is quite 'distracted' with thoughts of his lover so he calls and invites Itachi to take a break from his office and come join Kisame in his. Delay of paperwork and lovely KisaIta desk yaoi ensues. Graphic Yaoi, KisaxIta Read!/Review?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Almost Stood Up by x012587Genin reviews
Kakuzu has a suprise for Hidan when they go out on a "date". YAOI HidanXKakuzu drabble thing... yaoi, rated for langueage... Dedicated to my Kuzu SUMMARY SUX... DONT KILL ME!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rule Breaker by MasterTabby reviews
Deidara's a Rule Breaker and Sasori wants him. AU. Smut. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
What? A 5 Year old kid? With Alucard? by alucardgal reviews
Alucad saves a 5 year old girl and she becomes...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Birthday Present Belated! by This.Lonely.Hour reviews
-Wrote this a week ago, gomen Sasuke!- All Sasuke wants from Naruto is one little gift, that's it... SMUT LEMON guy on guy action -YAY!- NaruxSasu -uke Sasuke!-ONESHOT-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oranges by Prism0467 reviews
Naruto opened the door to his small apartment, only to be hit with a very familiar scent. One-shot. NaruGaa AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
But What If I'm Something Else? by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
An Heir to Darkness by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
HiKaku Paperwork by Hyoukai a.k.a Itachsforever reviews
Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Black Ink Uncut by Shadow Danzer reviews
thick black ink, written on the snow white canvas of his body, Kisame always wanted to read the words written on Itachi's light frame, could it be the heartless killer wears his heart on his body? A heart written in thick black ink *ItachixKisame*SLASH*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Love You the sequel by Lychenne Laki reviews
You thought it was all over..we were all wrong...Featuring more KakuzuHidan, a valentines day surprise and much gory yaoi. Originally designed as a oneshot but I couldn't stop writing, it is my favorite story after all!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Solitude Doesn't Always Have To Be Boring by Glistening Rain reviews
This is the sequal to "Training Doesn't Have To Be Boring". please read that one first, if you like. Itachi comes back and Sasuke is left deciding whether to accept his maybe fake? love for him. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Love's Taboo by Crystilia Aerosine reviews
Sasuke hates Itachi, it's as simple as that. But perhaps Itachi feels differently. Could it be that there may be some love still lingering between the brothers? And who is this beautiful God known as Pein? ItaSasu, SasuPein. Lemon & semi AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki: Dark Love of the Cursed Lord by Shadow Priesstes reviews
After a long time Tobi finally revealed his secret shocking everyone. Tobi's true identity is more frightening then they little ball of cheerfullness and he is determinded to make a certain Akatsuki his, at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Madara U., Zetsu
Ice Cream, I Scream by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi KakuDei. Everyone is outside cooling off, but Kakuzu is stuck in the house due to a broken leg. Deidara decides to visit. Featuring ice cream, naughty tentacle butt secks and a 69!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Orochimaru's World Famous New Year's Eve Party by dead drifter reviews
Sequel to “The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas.” Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro’s zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year’s resolutions and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Night Time by Evie-Chan589 reviews
When he's lucky the nightime brings Gaara a visit from a certain blonde missingnin. DeidaraGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Completion by ame shiroi reviews
The only conclusion I could come to that did not involve drugs or illness was: I have gone crazy. Which seemed like a pretty accurate conclusion to me. But how was I supposed to say no? Itachi x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Gaara, Itachi U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Dry Lips by Notorious George Weasley reviews
[Gaara uke, Shikamaru seme][Choji and Ino together minorly] Shikamaru thinks Love is too troublesome, Gaara thinks you should only love yourself, but once they start talking about it, they find that having someone make you realize Love's true potential
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Lost Bet by ladywolfTerri reviews
Marik loses a bet to his hikari and has to endure a little humiliation, Bakura isn't complaining though! YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Morning Trends by Jin1 reviews
One ghastly morning leads to another...and another. The days when Naruto does not want to get up. AU, SasuNaru, YAOI, formerly known as "Violate my Junketsu, Why Don't you!" Look to my bio for newest chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
Koimonogatari reviews
The story of my life with Gaara and the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Gaara