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Joined 04-19-08, id: 1555545, Profile Updated: 05-29-10
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, and Fullmetal Alchemist.


Welcome to Shorty and KG Inc.

Shorty: Hi peoples! I'm Shorty, daughter of Hermes! And I have flying shoes!

KG: Hi! My name's Karate Girl, but call me KG! I am a daughter of Apollo!

Shorty: I like Cokkys!

KG: You spelled cookies wrong.

Shorty: That'sbecuaseIjustraidedthecampstoreofallofitssugarandcandy,sonowIamhyper!!

KG: The world has we know it is about to end!! Run!!

Shorty: Mwahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!

KG: P.S. Like the Icon? Shorty made on Paint late one night.

Shorty: It has our personal "seals" if you will. The heart is KG's and the smiley is mine.

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Announcements and Notices!!

Shorty: I wrote a new fic for The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod.

KG: Demigod Chatroom will be updated when we get inspirtation. the events in thefic are usually based off of things that happen to us and right now our lives are boring, but we're working on it.

Shorty: I lost the next chapter for The Amulet (it was long, too) but I'm trying to find it and when i do you can expect an update.

KG: Infact, expect more updating and new stories all around! It's summer and we're gonna try to update more despite working on several books.

Shorty: We are both working on seperate vampire novels (great minds think alike), but don't worry they won't be the same.

KG: We are also collabing on another book that well be a series titled: The Rose Mafia. Can't tell you too much, but hopefully you'll be able to buy it in stores someday. :)

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OUR OCS!!

Descritions of our OCs: Kris, Lizzy, Alex, and Jessi.

Kris

Kris is fun-loving, rebelious, big-mouthed, quick-witted, addicted to her ipod, and clever. She can be a bit irresponsible and Curosity is her fatal flaw. She loves getting into trouble and pulling of pranks. Being short, dyslexic, and ADHD she's dealt with bullies and nows how to screw with their head and make fools out of them. Kris is actually a good figher with a pocket knife that turns into a thin bronze 2 1/2 foot long sword. she's also pretty good with knives, blows, and just about everything being a jack-of-all-trades, master of none. Kris is street-smart, but she's a New Yorker so... Kris's B-day is Aug. 7. So at the end of BOTL she is 14. kris is a daughter of Hermes. Her favorite magic item is her flying Nike Flights.

Lizzy

Lizzy is a fun-loving, kind, klutzy, carring, smart, rebelious, protective, though, tall, addicted to her ipod, and the "responsible" one. She can be a little like a mother sometimes and her carring is her fatial flaw. She enjoys spending time with her best friend Kris. That usually means fighting, betting, pulling pranks, and breaking the law. Being tall, dyslexic, and ADHD she has had to put up with a lot of crap from the classic bullies. She has learned over time that if you fight the biggest person in the room and win you aren't messed with(she usually is). She is verry protective of her friend Kris who tends to get into a lot of trouble quickly. She tends to get into fights protecting Kris and has turned into her best friends body-gaurd in some cases. She is a dead-shot with anything that involves shooting or throwing. She has learned street smarts from Kris, but she is a New Yorker so it would have come to her someday. Lizzy's b-day is July 19. So she was 14 a little before the BOTL. Lizzy is a daughter of Apollo. Her favortie magic item if her mini flashlight that turns into her long bow. Non depressed non cuttin emo, yes it's possible.

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1. Shorty and KG Inc./Our Journeys/The Chronicles Book 1: The Amulet

Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay... Or just slap them in the face, whichever.

When I lose my mind, will you help me find it?

The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real.

Smile...it confuses people (it truley does)

If a tomato is a fruit then what does that make ketchup? (btw don't care if ketchup is spelt wrong.)

Last night I looked up at the stars and I matched each star to one reason why I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'Your're not pretty; you're beautiful. And I don't want you; I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.'

I like night. Without the dark we would not be able to see the stars.

Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know dragon exist. Fairy tales tell children how to kill dragons!

Natu

This is a sad story

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug...

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(in the paper the next day)

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of
brake failure.

Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late.

Pick the month you were born in:
January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom...
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: ...my toothbrush...
12: ...my crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: ...my lover...
24: ...an Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: ...my postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.
Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

Shorty: Mine is : I needed BArney the dinossuar becuase i smoke crack...What the Hades?!

KG: I killed a tampon becuase that's how i roll...WHAT?!

Alex Phoenix (an O.C.): Mine is: I slept with your mom becuase i'm such a pimp.

KG: WHAT THE FRICK!!

Alex: Ur the one who made me this thing!

Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

real Highs

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say somethi ng nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Shorty & KG's Wise Sayings of Wisdom:

1. Scarcasm is a body's natural defence against stupid.

2. Intellegence is knowing that the water that falls from the sky is rain. Wisdom is having enough sence to get out of it.

3. If you build it they will come.

4. The best things in life are either fattining or free.

5. 70 of stitistics are made up on the spot.

6. No one knows everything.

7. Everyone is special in their own way.

8. You will learn that over time two things will not change: boy's brains and the fact that all schools are boring.

9. Everyone has or will be an artist in one way or another.

10. If you believe in yourself there is very little that you cannot do.

11. Many people will look at bumper stickers just because they have nothing better to do.

12. Number 11 is sad.

13. Everyone will expierence greif...what makes you different is how you deal with it.

14. It is very hard to stop a war but is easy to start one.

15. Everyone procrastinates.

16. Everyone is OCD about something.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D),

I ran into my ex the other day...then i put it in reverse and hit him again!!

I missed my brother...but my aim is improving!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc.,

Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto you page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

If you haved a friend planning on taking over the world and they are going to let you rule a country with cute guys with accents copy and paste this in your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'Your're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want, you I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.'

Chuck Norris Jokes!

There is no such thing as evoulution, only a long list of animals Chuck Norris as allowed to live!

When Chuck Norris walks into the bathroom the mirror breaks becuase even it knows not to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

Chuck Norris does not need to read. He just stares down the book til it gives him the info he needs!

If you misspelled "Chuck Norris" on Google it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says: "Run while you can!"

The reason babies cry when they are born is becuase they are born into a world with Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch to tell time, Chuck Norris tells the watch what time it is!

Chuck Norris was the first man on Mars. That's why there is no life there.

Chuck Norris cand do a whellie on a unicycle!

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised!

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What Avatar: The Last Airbender Character are you?

Your Result: You are Aang

your a very hyperactive, and moody person. Which, isn't a bad thing because you solve every problem with a smile, but your caring and emotion can't be used everywhere, and it is up to you to use it as you can. Yet, your still a kid (more than likely) and you want to enjoy life as it is, not how it will be in the next 5 years, or how it would have been 100 years ago.

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Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

KG: That's funny!

Shorty: Let's try them out!

KG: Serious?

Shorty: Of course! To the Empire State Building!!(Uses magic shoes to fly to Empire State Building)

KG: Sigh (Follows Shorty)

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Myspace my Youtube and I'll Google your YAHOO

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

We is friends u cry i cry u laf i laf u jump off a bridge, i gonna miss ur ims

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

KG: Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show people that killing is wrong?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes

when life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-Trying is the first step toward failure

-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop coping the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within

This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you.

iIf olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?..

.And there you see the distiction between our feelings: had he been in my place and I in his, though I hated him with a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have raised a hand against him.

You may look incredulous, if you please!

I never would have banished him from her society as long as she desired his. the moment her regard ceased, I would have torn his heart out, and drank his blood! But, till then- if you don't believe me, you don't know me- till then, I would have died by inches before I touched a single hair of his head.

Shorty: Has anyone seen my shoes? i kicked them off in a fit of joy.

BRING IT ON...and lead me not into tempation... especially book stores.

-dude, we lived! we're livers!
-dude, you just totally called us livers!

you cannot just float above me while i'm drowning in the abyss!

be careful, or you'll end up in my novel
-cannons t- shirt (be afraid)

never judge a book on it's movie

i've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Just because a cat has kittens in an oven dosen't mean you call 'em biskits

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. so study and be evil.-Slytherin

"If i were wearing boots, i'd totally be quaking in them. no, really, totally quaking. you're really a scary man."-Max Ride

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.(both of us)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (ive lost before!)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the names "Edward" or "Jacob" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i misspelled the)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Jacob, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

96 of people don't know that 40 of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 4 that does, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Thalia is the best thing since chocolate, copy and past this to your profile (Thalia: And you two bug me so much why?)

Sunsets aren't consistent...IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
...Or the world being round...

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio.

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profileIf you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cy on when hebreaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

KG: Shorty that's totaly true!!

Shorty: Yep!

Pain Meter:

When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... alot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!

Shorty: You wrote that on expierence didn't you?

KG: YES I DID!!

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send us a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

KG:You laugh, I laugh.

Shorty:You cry, I cry.

KG:You hurt, I hurt.

Shorty:You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your clumsy ass!

KG: I wanted to say that!

Shorty: But i'm not the clumsy one.

KG: Neh!

Shorty: Neeehhh!!

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

He who laughs last thinks slowest

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory, Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten

Shorty:A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!!"

KG:A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"

Shorty: A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.

KG: A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

Shorty:A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

KG:A friend will comment on your new MySpace picture and say it's beautiful, a best friend will be in the picture with you and still spam it saying "Damn, we're hot!!"

Shorty: A friend will ask why you're crying, a best friend will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

I'm not as think as I drunk you am!!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

1. Shorty:When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry @#&!!

2. KG: When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. Shorty:When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. KG:When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

5. Shorty:When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. KG: When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

The Soldier stood and faced God
Which must always come to pass
He hoped his shoes were shining
Just as bright as his brass.

"Step forward you Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"

The Solider squared his shoulders and said
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't
Because those of us who carry guns
Can't always be a saint."

I've had to work on Sundays
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny
That wasn't mine to keep.
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just to steep,

And I never passed a cry for help
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around
Except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here,
Lord, It needn't be so grand,
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand."

There was silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.

"Step forward now, you Soldier,
You've borne your burden well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."

GOD BLESS OUR SOLDIERS!!

If you think that "morning people" should all disappear and spread their six am cheer with the rest of the universe! copy and paste this into your profile.

Shorty: The Apollo cabin is the biggest group of "mornig people" i have ever known!

KG: I'm not a morning person?

Shorty: Then what do you call bursting into the Hermes Cabin at 6 in the moring blowing a trumpet!!

KG: He He... HEY, THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME!!

LOVE is like a double ended sword. Which ever person breaks off the relationship both people get hurt. At least that's what they think. While you sit there laughing because the other person just got hit with your side too.

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students who were lost

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

KG: AKA we aren't named Tiffany!

Shorty: It's BTW.

KG: Oh...

KG: I love New York, a city of art, culture, sights, smells, music, people, food

Shorty: and don't forget the hobos, crime, theives(a.k.a. the Hermes cabin!), scalpers, police, litttle to no sky, and trashy bathrooms!!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small"(Shorty: What's wrong wth being small?!) and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

Shorty: It's called the Apollo cabin people.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. (KG: That's me!)

I don't suffer from addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang, copy and paste this to your profile. (Shorty: And that would be me!! KG: I support Zutara!)

Shorty: Okay! I changed to Zutara like two episodes before the finale so i got ticked when Kataang happened!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Most of the teen population is involved in drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile. shorty: MMMM! BAGELS!! KG: Oh boy.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

My name is Apollo

I use to fly

higher and higher

up in the sky.

But now I'm a prisoner to

my grandfather

for he killed off

my mother and father.

Now I sit in a

bronze cell

listening to

tourture too bad to tell.

My twin sister sits next to me

and crys

wondering why all

of those people had to

die.

And all because we could not

stand

with our children

hand and hand.

My name is Apollo

and now I must go

But thank lord Kronos

for all the torture you know.

And hope the world will

never knows this

but for now enjoy your young bliss

and remember through

all of this.

Love all you

know and

don't think of this.

My name is

Apollo master of the

sky

and please my children don't ask

why

I predicted this would happen

and I will explain.

But this is a warning

you must remain

alert but calm

and tell me when

something is wrong.

But until that dark dark day

feel free

run around and play.

KG: An ode to Apollo my Awsome father!

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Shorty: That made me cry a little.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (Shorty: I play it on my ipod!)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Another joke..

Moses and Jesus are part of a threesome playing golf ne day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long shot. T

he ball lands on the fairway, but then rolled directly into the water trap.

Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted, and the ball rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice, long one right to the same waer trap.

It landed in the center of te pond adn hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked onto the pond and chipped the ball right onto the green.

The third guy got up and walked the ball over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street.

It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree.

From there, it bounced onto the roof of a house close by and rolled into the gutter and down the drain pipe, and out onto the fairway, and straight toward the pond.

On the way to the watertrap, the ball hit a rock adn bounced over the water and onot a lily pad, where it rested peacefully.

Then a humungous frog jumped onto the lily pad and snatches the ball into its mouth.

Just then an eagel swppoed down, grabbed the frog, adn flys away.

As they passed over the green the ball falls out of the frog's mouth and falls right into the hole.

A perfect hole-in-one.

Moses turned to Jesus adn said, "I hate playing with your dad."

One more joke... yes it involves Christainianity and golf

So these 3 guys who really like golf (let's say Percy, Grover, and Luke) are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter walks up to them and takes them to this golf course, right?

Now the golf corse is filled with watertraps and a crap- load of ducks. St. Perter says to the boys, "You can play golf forever, but if you hit a duck you will get stuck with an ugly girl for all of eternity."

So the guys start playing golf. Five minutes into it Luke hits a duck.

St. Peter poofs in with this syper ugly chick, handcuffs them together, adn poofs them away to an island in the middle of freaking nowhere.

Percy and Grover keep playing.

About 10 minutes later, Grover hits a duck.

St. Peter pops up with an ubgly girl, handcuffs the two together adn poofs them off to an island inthe middle of freaking nowhere.

Percy plays on.

Suddenly, at the final hole, St. Peter pops with this super hot girl. He handcuffs the two young people together and poofs away.

Percy askes the girl why she is here.

She replies, "I was just playing golf and hit a duck."

Shroty and KG: HAHA, Percy! HAHA!

Percy: I am gonna kill you two!!

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.


Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Shorty: Let's do that!!

KG: Seriously?

Shorty: Sure. why not?

KG: (shrugs) Okay! To the movie theater!!

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I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Beep
Boop Boop
Beep Bap Bap Bope
Boop Beep Beep
Beep Beep Bap
Bope Bope
Boop

If you didn't get this, copy/paste this onto your profile.

I am Me

I am not bent on your destruction

I love seeing you prevail.

I am not a ruthless person

who will do anything to get to the top

I will let you beat me

I will even give you a hand

up if you want.

I am not a mean little b

or an evil witch. I'm a kind sprit

based on self-content.

I just want to be friends

I'm trying so hard to make ammends.

So please forgive me.

For all the wrongs I've made

Forgive me and I'll behave.

I'm sorry.

Please Forgive me.

--KG

Shorty: Are u talking about Prep?

Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms:

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

General Ways to Annoy People

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask to "interface" with someone.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
Be "in conference" all the time.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways.
Bring 15 things into the dressing room.
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
Buy it, wear it, return it.
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Call every girl you know "dude".
Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonalds.
Call everyone a communist.
Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Call someone and ask for someone that you know is not there then hang up. Call again about a half hour latter and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half hour and call again and ask for that person again and then hang up again and wait a hour and call the same number and say that you are the person that you have been calling for and ask if you had any messages.
Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
Call your neighbors collect.
Change Channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Chew on pens/pncils that you've borrowed.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Claim you are fluent in over 6 million forms of communication - constantly, every time any language is mentioned, even if the comment is not directed to you
Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
Continually try to get all of the people who write you letters to put cellophane tape over their stamps so that you can wipe off the postmark and reuse them.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Continuously mumble during a conversation.
Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa.
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Develop strategies for cutting into the front of lines.
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Don't clean the dryer lint screen.
Don't leave a message at the beep, just hangup.
Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back.
Don't stand during hymns and anthems.
dont use any punctuation
Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
Draw mustaches on posters.
Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Drive half a block.
Drum on every available surface.
Drum your fingers during other people's presentations.
Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet.
Eat produce at the market; don't buy it.
E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
Face the back when standing in an elevator.
Fart in cramped places.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
Finish other people's crossword puzzles
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Flirt with a friend's spouse, lick your lips slowly, wink, etc.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a mask and snorkel.
Force everyone to remove their shoes when they enter your office "to prevent contamination."
Forget the pooper scooper.
“Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Frantically change the date on people's computers back 50 years, and claim that you are trying to save humanity from the "Year 2000 Bug."
Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Give little kids clothes for their birthdays
Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"
Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
Go up the down escalator.
Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
Hang around national monuments all day, trying to get in other people's vacation photos. Afterwards, give them your address and ask them to send you a print when they get them developed.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
Insist that your e-mail address be zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads.
Leave pages in the copier.
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April.
Leave the toilet seat up
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Leave your Metallica CD in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower.
Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the parking lot.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Lie to your therapist.
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Make scary faces at babies.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi." (Hmmm, I guess our President has already co-opted this idea!)
Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Name your dog "Dog."
Never break eye contact.
Never make eye contact.
Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
On buses, attempt to convince the driver to take a really cool short-cut you know. Barter and haggle for your fare.
On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"
only type in lowercase.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Open umbrellas in crowded hallways.
Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Outloud say "What?" and then answer "Never mind. It's gone now."
Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Pay tolls with 100 bills
Pee in the swimming pool.
Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want.
Place your shoes on the table.
Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
Plead with the person next to you for the window seat on the plane, and then get up fifteen or twenty times during the course of the flight complaining that you should have taken two spoonsful of "The Pink Stuff".
Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."
Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Practice the art of limp handshakes
Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
Pretend you are invisible.
Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
Pretend you're listening.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of FBI copyright warnings.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations.
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Put everyone on speakerphone.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
Race the old woman for the last bus seat.
Rain on someone's parade.
Read over other people's shoulders on the bus.
Rearrange the keys on associates' keyboards to spell unflattering things about their mothers.
Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
Recite the first 100 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
Remove single socks from laundry machines at public laundromats. Replace them bright red scarves which are especially prone to bleeding.
Repeat everything someone says as a question.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Ride a unicycle to work.
Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in.
Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you.
Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your agency's programs. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Send emails to listserv when nobody else can
Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures.
Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and Twinkies on Thanksgiving.
Set alarms for random times.
Shake with your left hand.
Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Sing along at the opera.
Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team.
Slap people and tell them to stop grabbing your ass.
Smell smoke often and announce it.
Snap your gum.
Sniffle incessantly.
Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.
Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
Start to build a Star Destroyer. Build a mock-up out of popsicle sticks.
Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you.
Step on the heels of the person in front of you, and ask them to watch where they're going.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
Tailgate the elderly.
Take more than 10 items to the express checkout lane
Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.
Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
Tape a blank piece of typing paper to your dorm or office door and leave it up for ages; when someone finally writes on it, yell at them and tell them to please not deface your property.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.
Tell people that they're "putting on weight nicely."
Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweatpants.
Tell people they have bad breath.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Tell teenagers how things were in your day.
Tell the ending of movies
Throw an Oh Henry in a public pool.
Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
Throw stones at people walking past your house.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Touch strangers.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.
Use the last square of toilet paper and do not change the roll.
Vacuum your lawn. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Wait until you get to work to shave.
Walk around at the casino, looking at people's hands and giving them advice loudly. "Wow, that's a GOOD one!" or "Get rid of the nine; you've got a pair of kings!"
Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, move in front of them when the try.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
Wear a lot\of cologne.
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Wear alarming combinations of pink and green and comment about everybody else's fashion sense.
Wear large hats during the movies.
Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
Wear odd shoes.
Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
Wear your pants backwards.
When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.
When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you.
When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."
When riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, “Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?”
When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!"
While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" for no apparent reason.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive and put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

KG: That was long

Shorty: Yeah

How To Annoy People On The Beach

Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

How To Annoy People
At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Everytime you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.
Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.
Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.
Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.
Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.
Ask ANYONE for their autograph.
Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.
Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.
Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you are a child of Apollo, copy and paste this on to your profile. ( Lizzy: That would be me!)

If you are a child of Hermes, copy and paste this on your profile. (Shorty: And that would be me!!:)!!)

If you like to go through people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste or if you look through them cause you're bored copy and paste this into your profile! Sign Your Name: Shorty & KG Inc.,

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegitarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say somthing intellegent.

4. Taxes disaper.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reation of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegle to wear thier clothing.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. I have.

KG's Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
xYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 1

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
xYou have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
xYour hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (How does this make you stupid?) People have called you slow.

total so far=3

You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

total so far=3

Sometimes you just stop thinking
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
x People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
x You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 4

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far= 5

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
x You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
x You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far= 7

total= 7

Shorty's stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
xYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 3

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
xYou have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
xYour hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (>:( i'm smarter then you)
People have called you slow.

total so far= 9

You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

total so far= 10

Sometimes you just stop thinking
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
x People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
x You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 11

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far= 11

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
x You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
x You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far=12

total= 12

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

2 out of 3 people understand fractions.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

a friend will comfort you when your rejected, but a bestfriend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you are setimental copy and paste this into your profile!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

KG: These guys are just using you--you know that right? You have to

Shorty: Princess Andromeda. The windows were open on a moonlit sea.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

KG: Shorty

Shorty: air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

KG: The Even Stevens Movie

Shorty: American Dragon Jake Long

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
KG: 6:30

Shorty: 6:29

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:29

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
KG: Shorty babbling

Shorty: I do not babble!!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
swiming

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Books

9. What are you wearing?
shorts, t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?
idk

11. When did you last laugh?
dinner

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
paint, shelves, pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Rachel Elizabeth Dare lol

14. What do you think of this quiz?
idk

15. What is the last film you saw?
Kungfu Panda

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

KG: a puppy, new bow and arrows, car like dads, duct tape (for Shorty's mouth)

Shorty: TWO puppies, a new sword, racecar, scissors(to cut the duct tape off)!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Shorty: I'm Short!!

KG: I am freakishly tall!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

KG: End world hunger.

Shorty: Find a cure for diabetes!

19. Do you like to dance?

Shorty: Maybe!

KG: YES!!

20. George Bush:

Shorty: I Think me, Connor, and Travis are planning on stealing his jet!

KG: That gross jerk!!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

KG: Elizabeth

Shorty: Kristine

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

KG: Alex

Shorty: Orion

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Shorty & KG: What's 'abroad' mean?!

If a tomato is a fruit then what does that make ketchup? (btw don't care if ketchup is spelt wrong.)

Note: I think it is fuit juice.

LONG LIVE OLYMPUS!!

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
Dad was your hero
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahahah!! funnyness!!

KG: Well that's it for now folks!

Shorty: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-

KG: Get it over with!

Shorty: Fine! Bye!

KG: thanks for reading our page! :-)

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If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. KG: that would be me! shorty: i'm jsut the spaz. :D

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List twelve of your favorite characters from books/movies/tv shows in no particular order.

1. Percy Jackson (PJO)

2. Nico di Angelo (PJO)

3. Zoey Redbird (HON)

4. Stark (HON)

5. Damien (HON)

6. Max (MR)

7. Fang (MR)

8. Iggy (MR)

9. Toph (ATLA)

10. Thalia (PJO)

11. Zuko (ATLA)

12. Annabeth (PJO)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

KG: Nope

Shorty: I don't they'd do to well

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

KG: Hell Yeah!!

Shorty: Duh!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

KG: Is that possible

Shorty: Is there something they're not tellin us

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

KG & Shorty: Not as the main person

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Shorty: I'm dating him. I call dibs.

KG: He's afictonal character.

Shorty: SO!

KG: They wouldn't work.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

KG: Damien/Toph or Damien/Thalia Uh He don't swing that way

Shorty: Sadly.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

KG: Percy and Iggy?!

Shorty: They totaly aren't eachother's type

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Shorty & KG: Never, the series ain't on here

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Shorty & KG: Percy and Fang are in a happy relationship (Since when are they both gay?) untill Toph runs off with Fang (I can't see that happening Toph/Iggy tho, yes). Percy brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand wtih Zuko (Okay so now Zuko's gay. There goes Zutara) and a brief unhappy affair with Max (So Percy's not gay anymore?) , then follows the wise advice of Damien(He is pretty wise) and finds true love with Annabeth (Finnally! Note: We did not plan this).

10.How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Shorty: Um, Fang doesn't talk enough to get into a fight.

KG: Except with Max.

11.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

KG: Excited. That would be AWESOME!!

Shorty: ...My uncle's gay...

12How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

KG: ... 0.o

Shorty: BAD IMAGE!!

13How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

KG: I'd kill him, even though he his the ghost king...

Shorty: I'd wouldn't talk to him, for,like, ever.

14If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

KG: Run!

Shorty: Toph is twelve...

KG: And i don't think they are on that team.

15What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

KG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Shorty: Kidnap Percy and stick him in the Athena cabin.

KG: Percabeth is Percabeth.

16You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

KG: Cuba.

Shorty: I'll get the shovel.

17What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

KG: Yeah! emo! Like me. Emo guys smexy.

Shorty: Percy's is already smexy, he doesn't need emoness.

18What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

KG: Kiss him.

Shorty: :) Stark is hawt! :)

19(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

KG: Give it back when your done.

Shorty: When was the last time you combed your hair, it's a rat's nest.

KG: Aren't you nice.

Shorty: Yeah, I'm a saint

20 (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

KG: Go to bed!!

Shorty: Hey, i know where Clarisse lives, wanna go annoy her?

KG: She's gonna kill us.

Shorty: Tell her to take a number.

21 (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

KG: Get detention every day.

Shorty: Ditto.

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Hot Chocolate by jellyjay reviews
That first year at the Hawkeye estate, Riza Hawkeye didn't like her father's apprentice very much and all Roy Mustang wanted to do was get to know his Sensei's daughter. Premanga!Royai Drabble Series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 40,136 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
100 Moments by xStarXStruckx reviews
Just 100 moments in the life of Percy and Annabeth. Comes in all different scenarios, each containing lots of Percabeth! EDIT: Yes, I'm back!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
On a Side Note by Lou Nebin reviews
Random Royai stories and drabbles that pop into my head. Ch.24 "Thirty-one souls gave it their all to protect their country."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,330 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Growing Up Together by Awesome one reviews
second one to twist in time. Annabeth gets pregnant and this is about her and Percy growing with the child, taking care of it and such. Oh and of course what Athena does when she finds out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,750 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Touch by Kryalla Orchid reviews
It was not unwelcome, it was not unwanted, but X'hal curse it, why did it never go any further? Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,047 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Moniker by Millennialice reviews
It turns out finding someone and getting them back are two completely different problems. Spoilers for The Lost Hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,859 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
14 years later by Oldmanmah reviews
After the Third Titan war,Percy Jackson was been made a God by Zeus and Poseidon. 14 years has passed, and his daughter, Alicia Chase, has been leading a "normal" life until her fathers' past catches up with her. Updated as of May 19th 2009.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
First by E. M. Zeray reviews
First moments in Percabeth's relationship, going up until their engagement. Prequel to "In Fear and Love." First date, first school dance, etc, etc... Fluffy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Rise of the Beast by Quill N. Inque reviews
After defeating the Brotherhood, Beast Boy finds himself haunted by his more animalistic side... COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,424 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Sixteen by Crickett9 reviews
16 words, 2 people, many stories, 1 love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Mine by E. M. Zeray reviews
They belong to each other. Even though they fight, even though they don't know if they can pay rent or get through the work day, they know that they have the other, and they'll always be there when they wake up, ready to reassure whatever fears they have.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
So Far Gone, Farther Yet to Go by jacksparrow589 reviews
If war didn't deaden your nerves, drinking certainly did. With that in mind, Havoc and Riza set out to wipe away Ishval, if only for a few hours. Unfortunately, success is anything but sweet. T for mild language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
Idiocy by withalittlehelpfrommyfriends reviews
Annabeth isn't feeling right... Oneshot-actually, make that two.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Alchemist's Silicon and Gold by AlphaCentauri.42 reviews
In retrospect, Riza had to admit calling her superior "useless" wasn't one of her more brilliant ideas.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Puppy Story by FlamingRedFox reviews
When Black Hayate fraternizes with the neighbor's dog, Riza finds herself the owner of three mischievous puppies. Naming them proves to be quite a challenge. Oneshot. Royai. Post Chapter 108 vague spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Sokka said NO by SanctuaryX09 reviews
Everyone's favorite surly firebender and stubborn waterbender collide. Again. But not everything is as simple as they pretend... I Don't Own Avatar
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
PJO One Shots by E. M. Zeray reviews
REVISED! Fluff, pure and simple. One shots of our fav, Annabeth and Percy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Heartless by strandedthought reviews
Friday night, poker night. Parents always walk in at the most inconvenient of times. Spoilers: Chapter 40. Rated for strippage and slight language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Jean H., Rebecca C. - Complete
Just Get Them Together Already! by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Mustang's subordinates decide to take matters into their own hands, coming up with a plan to get the Colonel and his Lieutenant together. But they weren't prepared for this. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Percabeth 50 Themes by Omgoth reviews
Percabeth 50 themes. I used ShadowPalace and WindowChild's 50 themes list, but it's percabeth not just one of the big 3. Contains super-fluff. You are warned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Music of the Gods by UndeniablyMe reviews
A series of one-shots, inspired by music, about Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and the whole gang. The war, love, life, laughs, and everything in between.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by My-name-is-foxglove reviews
When she insists on paying her respects to his teacher, the rush of fondness for her makes his chest /ache/. ShikaTema 50 sentences.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
A Twist in Time by Awesome one reviews
Annabeth has been having strange dreams about...her and Percys child from the future! What happens when this child comes into their time period bringing six more mixed bloods with her turning out to be the ones of the new great prophesy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Soundtrack of Life by dancechick307 reviews
The soundtrack of life is the sweet silent melody playing in the background every step you take. A series of oneshots all inspired by songs. Contains angsty, bittersweet, and romantic moments. Multiple pairings, such as Thuke and Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009
The Avatar's Alliance by Her Misguided Ghost reviews
Water, Earth, Fire, Air, and Ghost? Adventure awaits our half ghost hero as he's sent back in time to join Aang and help save the world from the Fire Nation's angry fist. After all, there's only so much one can do, and even the Avatar needs an alliance.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008
English with Annabeth by thenewbestthing reviews
Annabeth and her half sister Elaine go through the stages of Percy's journey to see if he is a "true" hero. My attempt at a little humor! Oneshot PLEASE REVIEW! Would mean the world to me:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Waiting by dancechick307 reviews
A missing moment from TBL when Percy has disappeared for two weeks. The campers are all certain he's dead, but one girl refuses to believe that. Instead, she hopes, she dreams, and she waits for her hero to arrive safely back to camp. A Percabeth Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I Will by ShadowPalace reviews
“So, you got a job as a lifeguard?” “Yup,” he answered, “I thought it would be the perfect job, considering my talents and stuff.” It's the summer after freshman year of college, and Percy gets a summer job. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Anthem for a Doomed Youth by sunaprincess7 reviews
Set during WW1,British solider Shikamaru Nara despises the certain fate of his half lived, short life, until a charming American female pilot comes in and sweeps him off of his feet. Shikatema AU. Long oneshot! History combined with a little fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
I Love Thee by RacRules reviews
Zoe Nightshade contemplates her true feelings for Percy on her deathbed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Zoë N., Percy J. - Complete
It's in Your Nature by September Sorrows reviews
Well, naturally, she's beautiful. Of course, naturally, he's sweeter than sweet. The nature of eight characters through some of the closest relationships. Grover/Juniper, Beckendorf/Silena, Luke/Thaila, Percy/Annabeth. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Maps by dnrl reviews
Or, Five Times Thalia Grace Didn't Say "I Love You" And One Time She Did. Thuke
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Thalia G., Luke C.
Percy's Quest's A Percy Jackson Song by Athenasbabygirl reviews
I was listening to this song one day and i noticed it kinda sounded like percy in stead of baby so i made up lyrics for it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 220 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Percy Jackson Goes to Candy Mountain by Daydreamer897 reviews
Based after the You-tube video Charlie goes to Candy Mountain.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Remembering a Friend by kittiekat10105 reviews
The "Special Scene" in TLO from Clarrise's POV. First PJO story, so be kind. Clarrise, is kinda OOC. Not good with her charecter yet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Annabeth's Spidery Skirmish by buttersideupper reviews
Oneshots about Annabeth and various spiders. Some Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Annabeth C.
Here's How It Goes by Mooncatcher reviews
Their story only stops to start all over again. And this one’s told in 50 sentences—Percy, Annabeth. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Invulnerable and Invincible by greenconverses reviews
There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 171 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Diary of Riptide by WindowChild reviews
A story through Riptide's eyes. Disclosing her crushes, secrets and perspective from over the centuries.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
83 Great Reasons Not To Share A Body With Kronos by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"At least Hermes never wanted to get a giant pocketwatch tattooed on his-- excuse me, YOUR-- back."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Luke C., Kronos - Complete
If James Was The Husband But Snape Was The Father by SeverusAndLilyForever reviews
basically what the title says but an actual story. Fanfiction by SeverusAndLilyForever and AnimalsRCrackers. Rated T for light mature content and occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Happy Birthday, Seaweed Brain! by Zikkie reviews
PERCABETH! Written in Annabeth's Point. Of. View.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Ready Aim Fire by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Roy and Riza are at the range and Roy decides to goad Riza into making a bet. Royai oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Here and Now by pocroyo reviews
Fifty moments in fifty sentences. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Labyrinth by RavenQuill reviews
Here's my version, beginning from Rick Riordan's reading of the first part of Chapter One. Percy must survive horrible empusai-vampire women, a fishing trip with his father, a love triangle, and the most hopeless of the Gods' domains: the Labyrinth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Edward Cullen Shall Fall In Love by FlickeringBeauty reviews
Edward Cullen, playboy extrordinare. And little Miss Bella Swan, new girl, and definitely a smoking hot catch, will show him what love is like. Then, with the help of his sisters and and a ex of his, yank it from him. Except nobody anticpated real love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Oriori Kashaku by Gingeh reviews
“Hello, Ms. Hawkeye. May I be of some assistance to you?” She glared at him. “You know perfectly well what I’m here for, Mr. Mustang. And I KNOW you don't want to. I don't care." .Slight Royai, in honor of Royai Day.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Part OneHarry Potter and Ginny Weasly's wedding by SeverusAndLilyForever reviews
Well, this is part one of my first fanfiction! It is harry and ginny's wedding reception mostly. part two... well i'm almost done, it is their honeymoon! only rated k for minor kissing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Reality of Virtuality by Artgirl4 reviews
The students of Mr. Lancer's class must enter someone's mind. But now with no way to get out, they realize just how important Danny Fenton's mind is, including his sanity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Percabeth by Oldmanmah reviews
Bascially a Percabeth Romance, so if you love Percabeth then READ AWAY! Has elements of the Titan War in later chapters, and prequel to My other story 14 years later. Rated T. I'll complete 30 soon. For the moment, here's the ending...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Procrastination by favilla reviews
Roy re-discovers Riza's weakness. Edited. One-Shot. Spoilers for Ch. 57 of the manga. Rated for some language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Ten Reasons by bloomingauthor7 reviews
Valentine's Day special. Extra fluffy Percabeth future fic... please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Twelve royai oneshots for Christmas. Merry Christmas!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,292 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
School days by petvet341 reviews
I put in Grover. Before you ask me where Percy is, I will put him in 3rd grade which is not this chapter
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
It's About Time by absentminded.philosopher reviews
Annabeth falls in battle, and Percy is devastated. He receives a prophecy from the Oracle that will give him a chance to save his best friend. When he saves her, he realizes that there is WAY more to this quest than the Oracle predicted. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,746 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
What Happened Afterwards by ChildInMe reviews
Oneshot on what happened after Thalia gets revived.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Eyes Like the Summer by RabulaTasa reviews
Beast Boy gets shot by Professor Chang's new weapon, but the Titans can't figure out what it did to him, or how to fix it.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Four Evil Words by Dailenna reviews
[Teensy bit of Royai] Hawkeye and Havoc are forced to instruct some groups of new recruits.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Riza H., Jean H. - Complete
Goodbye by bloomingauthor7 reviews
Well...Songfic to James Blunt's Goodbye my Lover.I wrote it in 15 minutes. It's not much good. Read anyway, please? :bambieyes: and don't forget to review! rating is for death not sex violence or cussing. or anything else.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Song of the Sirens by bloomingauthor7 reviews
The encounter with the Sirens, but from Annabeth's point of view.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Warm by Juxtaposie reviews
Postmovie. Roy wants to pick up where things left off, but Riza isn't so sure. Companion piece to Fall In.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
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Demigod Chatroom reviews
KG: What happens when we decide to start a chatroom for demigods? Shorty: Craziness, humor, and slight romance! KG: Percabeth and a little Thaluke! Shorty: Post TC! KG: T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2008
Secrets, Lies, and Blood reviews
Takes place after EGB. Vlad disappears over the summer and when he returns things aren't right. The time of the Pravus is quickly approaching. Secrets will be revealed, lies will unravel, and blood will run cold as war erupts between vampires and slayers.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Vladimir Tod
Becuase reviews
KG: Happy Royai Day! Shorty: Just something that happened when I was half-asleep so it may not be that good. KG: A little fluffy, a little angsty. Typical Royai. Shorty: Post-series I guess. Spoliers for chapter 95 .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Our Journeys reviews
KG: The new and improved verson sorry if I misspelled that of Our Journeys! Shorty: Enjoy KG: Rated T just in case
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009
The Chronicles Book 1: The Amulet reviews
Shorty: This is a PJO/HP x-over! KG: Full of humor, adventure, romance, and Zeus knows what! Shorty: Set after BOTL and after order of the phoenix and before/during half-blood prince!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,123 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
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