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Name: Takai-sama

Age: 17

DOB: June 14, 1994

DOD: Do I look dead to you? D:

Doing on fanfiction.net: Boredum and fangirlism. =D

Favorite anime: Hellsing OVA

Favorite T.V. show: True Blood!

Favorite couples: ItaSaku, PeinSaku, MadaSaku, etc.

Most hated couples: Most Yaoi, ALL Yuri...Sookie with Bill...

Loves most: AKATSUKI!

Weirdness: I'm INSANE!!


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Coscat, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

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If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)

"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX

If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile.

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ANBU TATTOO!!

ANBU ARE COOL,CREEPY,AND SNEEKY AT THE SAME TIME!!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy

Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway)

1) When she acts shy - say i love you

2) When she runs away from you - chase her

3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)

4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight

5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you

6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention

7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go

8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL

9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it

10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her

11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'

12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry

13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers

TOTAL SIGNS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS)

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!
By Order of chelsea-chee

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
By Order of MelanieStar

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you like to bite people,copy this onto your profile.

If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile.

If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile

If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile.

If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile.

If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile.

Fourty-Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

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If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Frozen Angel Wings, candyluver, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX

You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well

FanFiction Survey!

How many fanfictions do you have submitted?

About…ten or eleven

Which one has the most reviews?

Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service

Least?

Traveling Rin'negan

Which fanfiction has the most words?

Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service

Which fanfiction has the most chapters?

(Once again) Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?

Anime/Manga: Naruto

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?

Hm...well it depends. Would quality or quanity bring in more readers?

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?

Yeah. Five of 'em have. At least once.

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?

Yep! All of them have at least six. That’s the least. The most, is 23 -sulks-

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?

Yep! The least is five(I have two of those! DX) and the most is 27! -sulks, again-

What genre do you most frequently write in?

I don’t keep track, and nor do I care. But if I had to choose, dark and action, I guess.

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?

Sadly, but I’m reframing from writing them at the beginning, only at the end now, unless it’s required or whatever.

Do you update frequently?

Not only do I have too many ideas, but I have lost all of my inspiration on most of them! Oh no! But I’m TRYING to work on the chapters for Combined Revenge, Evil Is All Around Us(I’m in the same place, that I was about..half a year ago? -sweatdrop-), My Little Spy!(Yes, I happy that I am!), Pure Blooded Love Bites, and Secrets…

OVERALL...never, lol. I've got hundreds on my computer,though! ...just, erm ..none that are up on ff.net...

Do you frequently use original characters?

Do you mean OC’s? If so, then I don’t really use them unless my story really calls for it. if not, then yes, I use the canon characters all the time.

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?

Nope! But some of the opinions that I use in my Fanfictions are mine. Sadly, I make the characters too much like me. In most of my Fanfictions, has anyone wondered how she will go from being so happy(Like I TRY to make her) to evil, dark, and hate-filled? Yeah, well, it’s the way that I write Fanfictions. >_> I imagine myself in that characters place, even if it’s a guy. So yeah. Sorry if people are annoyed by that, I’m trying not to do that, but it’s very hard…-sob- JUST DON’T FLAME ME FOR IT!

But usually, no, things that happen in my fanfictions don't happen to me.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

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iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE

IF YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THE COLOR BLACK PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

My most favorite character, would have to be Itachi. I mean, he’s a great role-model!(Muwahahhhahahahahha!)

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

ItaSaku, PeinSaku, and HidaSaku(in order!)

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yes, both! W00t!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Nah, but I WISH! I always try to decide on who I'd be..I still can't decide!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Well let’s see here…A shiny Kimimaro card, a Naruto Official Guide book, Naruto magazine(I think :S), and….that’s about it. T.T

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Uhm, apparently a long time ago. Now? Nah, I'm good...owo" I mean, not of a Naruto character...-wiggles eyebrows- Hellsing's Alucard all the way baby XD

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina, I’m not a big fan on KibaHina, but I’ll read the fanfiction if the stories good. T.T

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Ohh…this ones hard for me…-sobs- I have been getting annoyed with SasuSaku, because Sasuke’s a total bastard. On the other hand, SasuNaru is cute, because Naruto and Sasuke are best friends, and Sasuke and Sakura are so NOT best friends. In fact, Sasuke practicly hates Sakura’s guts(Oh dear, if it wasn’t true then it would be SasuSaku!) but, I’m choosing Sasu…Naru! W00t!

9. Which team is your favorite?

My favorite team….does a Organization count? :3 I like the Akatsuki A LOT better then anyone! In fact, I hate Konoha. (SPOILERS!) I’m glad that Pein destroys the place. >_>”

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No, because Tobi is MADARA UCHIHA! DUN DUN DUNNNN!!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Uh, duh. If you don't know that by now, then you REALLY need to go read...or watch.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Pein/Nagato, or Hidan…I so can’t choose….T.T Sadly.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Anti-Sasuke! DIE, BASTARD! I mean, if he wasn't such a prick, then he'd be cool...buuuut...

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

…Sadly not. I’m with the Manga, but I’ve missed a lot

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

….Sadly not, again. I’m going to read all of them, one day!!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Hmmm…No, I think it’s just his own personality, he’s a bright kid, not smart wise, but everyone could use a little smile every once in a while. But, just don’t put Naruto in the same room with Itachi or any other Uchiha..O.o His blood might be on the walls by the hours over…O_O””

17. Sub or dub?

Dub! I can handle Sub, but I'd much rather be able to hear what they say and actually WATCH the episode, not have to watch the damned subtitles. DX

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura! She can be transformed ANY way and it wouldn’t matter! X3 Plus, she is like a role model for any girl!(Not me, though, too bright. Dx) I mean, she is very determined and knows what love is. Which is something that not a lot of people can say they do know.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Mostly funny. I would be laughing whenever he would bug someone, but then I’d punch him whenever he started to annoy me. >.>

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yeah baby….X3

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Gah, do you even have to ask!? TOO HAPPY! TOO HAPPY!! -seizure-

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

I would have to say…well...it's a tie between Haku and Deidara...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Rock Lee=idiot. I'm not saying he's weird, because weird is good. Sooo...

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hmmm...I would have to say Sakura. I only really like her whenever she's strong, mentally twisted (or not, that's optional...), usually hate-filled...in other words, a rather dark Sakura.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Yes. I love them. I haven't read any lately...because I've read all the ones that I've found interesting..>.>"

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes. A LOT. owo"

27. Do you like lemons?

Damn straight I do!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My mother on some things, she can’t say Japanese worth shit, and she just gets annoyed at me whenever I start to rattle on and on about it! XD

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Duh! Who hasn’t!?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

YES!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

No, but I’d like to!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

I really can't draw very good. I don't really draw Naruto, and no one at my school really likes Naru-tard, so..

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? Nope. I don't draw Naruto.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Not at all this year. >.>" Luckily..

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Depends. I was broke before Naruto. XD

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

YES! I so do….

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Fuck no. Pein is the leader. >_>

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?

Nope. Don't draw Naruto at all.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Ugh. Dear god no. He wasn't even sexy to begin with.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yeah. Umi(one of my stories that I haven’t added to FF.net), Yokoshima Uchiha(I added it, but this stupid ass bitch flamed me and no one would read it, so I deleted it), and a lot of others..I had to make a few(about twenty!) for “Pure-Blooded Love Bites” >_>” and then about twenty more for “Black Heart”, that I will not EVER be adding onto FF.net…Oh, and she’s also a OC of mine. Her name is Kuroshin Uchiha. Kuroshin means Black Heart, that’s what the title is named after. X3

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Truthfully, at one point, my answer would be maybe. I'd day dream in class of Itachi and Kisame coming and rescuing me from my school. Now...I'm pretty content with school...otherall, right now, I do not think Naruto has taken over my life. Perhaps Hellsing, but not Naruto..lolololol. Anyone know where to get a Hellsing survey?

Naruto Birthdays

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankuro
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Girl Talk

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.


R.I.P:

Itachi- Stupid Sasuke had to kill him. Well it turned out Itachi was innocent. SO HA! PWNAGE, SASUKE!!

Jiraiya- I almost quit reading Naruto after i saw him die. No more Ero-Sennin means no more Icha Icha! Kakashi will kill himself when he hears the news!


From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer

Council Chambers
Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide
1431 Wallachia Ave.
Sighisoara, Transylvania

From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide

Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer.

It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race.

Grievance the First: Lifestyle

It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo.

Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct.

Grievance the Second: Method

Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way:

"Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident."

Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress.

A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal.

Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan

As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens.

By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations.

Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power

Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status.

Default Vampire powers are the following:
Increased strength
Increased speed
Enhanced senses
Telepathy
Familiars among the animal kind and limited shapeshifting of a related nature

Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire.

Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire.

Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex."

Further Comments:

President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race.

Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language.

Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so.

Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself.

Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat.

Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded.

Council Notes:

-We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless.

-In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves.

-In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race.

-We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children.

-It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson.

Sincerely,
Vlad Dracula, Count (President)
Proinsias Cassidy (Head of Human Relations Department)
Saya Otonashi (Deputy Head of Human Relations Department)
Angelus (Redemptions and Counseling)
Louise de Pointe du Lac (Chief Historian)
Seras Victoria (Head of Security)

Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I hate it. ick.)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.

I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.

I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.

I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMO-PHOBE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. x
You love jeans. x
Dogs are better than cats.x
It's hilarious when people get hurt. x
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.x
Sad movies suck.
You own an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. x
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X (Have all three….)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
you watch sports on TV.
gory movies are cool. x
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. x
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. x
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. x
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. x
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 12 >o>

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.x
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. x
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. x
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance? x
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should. x
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. x
You love the movies. x
Used to play with dolls as little kid. x
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8 (…really? )

Female Come Backs

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

(there are a few for this next one)
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Dead end/do not enter/stop/wrong way.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: are you a super model?
woman: no, if I was I would sic my body gaurds on you.

Man: so did it hurt?
Woman: did what hurt? meeting you?

Man: you're so beautiful you would make the goddess of beauty envious
Woman: really? I was just thinking that you're so ugly you would make a warthog envious.

Man: I fell in love with you at first sight.
Woman: really I got sick of you at first sight.

Man: your very presince makes my heart beat so fast.
Woman: your very presence makes my heart stop cold and my brain fry.

Man: when I'm with you I feel like I can fly.
Woman: really you want to test that theory? I know of a near by cliff.

Man: you know youre so beautiful I'm going to put you at the top of my hot list
Woman: really? because I'm going to add you to the top of my hit list.

Man: when I'm with you I feel so safe.
Woman: not for much longer.

Man: your eyes they're beatiful.
Woman: your existance it's annoying.

Man: your lips are like roses.
Woman: your face is like shit.

Man: i could spend all night kissing you.
Woman: i could spend all night without you.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying

I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped."
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow
Black

2. What's your first initial?

S

3. What month were u born?

June

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

5. Name one of your friends

Amber

6. Name a number 1-100

13

7. Do you like flying or driving more

flying

8. Do you like lakes or oceans more

Oceans

Think of a wish, but don't write it...1

1. If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black : You are conservative and aggressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down
Yellow - You are a very happy person with alot to give

2. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate

4. if you chose:

Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do any thing for you, but you may not realize it

5. This person is your best friend

6. If It Is:

1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life
More than 50, screw the world

7. If you chose:

Flying - You like adventure
Driving - You are a laid back person

8. if you chose:

Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself
You are very reserved but emotional
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people

9. This wish will come true only if you repost this

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts

It is not necessary to yell “BURN” every time Snape takes a point from Gryffindor.

I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do whatever I want.

I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherine day.

I will not wear my “DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT” shirt to school.

I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, “Morsmordre” is just plain mean.

I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”.

I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”.

I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

I will not say, “Dude get a life” to Voldemort.

I must not point at Voldemort and say “I taught him everything he knows.”

A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.

I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his “Happy place”.

I will not jump up, yelling “VOLDEMORT, RUN!” in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.

I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?”

Asking: “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and then walking away is only funny the first time.

The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartelics, and the Junior Death Eaters.

Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.

Seamus Finnegan is not “after me lucky charms”.

I will not tell Draco and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight.

If a classmate falls asleep I will not take advantage of this fact and draw a dark mark on their arm

"I will not make any jokes about LUPIN and 'his time of the month'."

So You Want to Be a Death Eater..Your guide to everything evil!This list may contain spoilers!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort
So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace
To be evil
To conquer the world
Elimination of all Muggles
Elimination of all Mudbloods
Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix
Elimination of (miscellaneous)
To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!)
To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes
This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual)
Long Black Robes (Smart)
Short Black Robes (for summer wear)
Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent)
Black mask (informal)
Black mask (sequined)
Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted)
Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional)
Wand
Extra wand in case of losing first wand
Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Coffin
Dueling sword
Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc.
Saw
Assorted chains
Handcuffs
Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Evil: A Beginners Guide by Professor E. Maledict
The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black
What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy
Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew
Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
No Death Eater shall play the harmonica.
All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch.
No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident.
A Death Eater must be pureblooded.
No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded.
No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason.
All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.)
All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames.
All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom.
Gradual impalement on your own wand.
Death by Mandrake (according to season).
The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.)
Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties.
Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem (to be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
When all is dim and dark?
Who murder people in their beds
Or sometimes in the park?
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Our blood is pure as pure!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We all love Voldemort!
We serve the Dark Lord every day,
We're always very loyal
And if with us you don't agree
We'll boil you in hot oil!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're evil as can be!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
But if we're scared we'll flee!
Our curses are incredible.
We're known for our Morsmordres
And though our leader is insane
We always follow orders.
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
We're wickedness collective!
Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Yet rather ineffective!

Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)

HAHAHAHA! I laughed SO hard when I read that! So you wanna be a Death Eater? HAHAHAHAHA

95 of all teenage girls would jump off a cliff if Stephanie meyers made Edward Cullen die in the Twilight saga. Copy and paste if you'd be one of the ones laughing themselves to death!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Whoever criticizes our generation has quite obviously forgotten who raised it."

"RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry"

'Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'

'Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.'

'Dear bed, I'm sorry I left you so early in the morning. I'm really regretting it...please take me back.'

'I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.'

'Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.'

'Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.'

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius is limited

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…

True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening."

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I hear voices and they don’t like you.”

I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in my favor?!”

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge

True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it

real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-All sane people who worked here quit

-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Boy friend and boyfriend. A single space tells the difference-and its a big one.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry...

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

If you think Itachi is hot copy and paste this on to your profile!

If you think Madara is hot then copy and paste this on to your profile!

If you think Itachi's father and his clan (excluding Mikoto and and Sasuke when he was 7) can burn in hell copy and paste this on to your page!

If you think Pein could be the perfect brother for Sakura copy and paste this on to your page!

If you think the creater of Naruto should never had made Sakura so weak in the show copy and paste this on to your page!

Calling meFAKEwon't make youREAL

Calling meSTUPIDwon't make youSMART.

Calling meWEAKwon't make youSTRONG

Calling meUGLYwon't make youPRETTY

Calling mePOORwon't make youRICH

Calling meFATwon't make youPERFECT

Calling meUNCOOLwon't make youCOOL

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Crimson Dreams by BelleDayNight reviews
Sakura is being haunted by the ghost of Itachi Uchiha. Her duties at the hospital have been interrupted for a solo mission to either recruit or end Sasuke in order to protect both Naruto and Konoha. Success hinges on the aid of a dead man haunting her dreams, getting over her old crush, righting the wrongs of years past, and smashing things along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,534 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's New Past by MarzSpy reviews
After the Haruno Massacre Sakura was supposed to be kept a secret but changed more than she expected to when she travels to the past in order to prevent the Uchiha Massacre. Through it all, things that shouldn't be happening are: secrets are revealed, pasts become clear, and despite attempts she somehow manages falls in love. Both struggle to find the balance between duty and love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 209,956 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 121 - Words: 275,218 - Reviews: 4877 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Love Thy Neighbour by kaze suzume reviews
"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/1 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Pathway by StormDragon666 reviews
Five teenagers leave home from Konoha on the path of gym badges and the Pokemon League. Challenges and adventure await them, and a darkness in the form of the Akatsuki follows them, and slowly, one of these things proves equal to, or greater than, the other. Some violence within, pairings to be decided.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,456 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
New Sakura by MarzSpy reviews
What do you do when everyone thinks you're dead, thanks to a new girl? She replaced you in every way and Sakura can't cope with it. She was dead, so what was there to do in the hell she lived in? Of course, join her hellmates in Akatsuki. Yet, she soon comes to find out that rebuilding everything you once had is harder than she thought. Good thing Akatsuki is there to help!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 132,027 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
No More by Setsugekka reviews
Sakura is sick of being weak so she decides to do something about it. She discovers a bloodline, goes to the land of waves, and possibly joins Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
From Your Secret Admirer by xl3utterflyx reviews
He watched her, complimented her, bought her expensive things... and after a warning from Sasuke, she wasn't sure if she was anticipating or dreading the moment when Itachi would finally pounce. For an Uchiha, Itachi didn't hide his affections very well, but luckily for him, Sakura didn't mind. Post Fourth War. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,114 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Time Travel: A Light and Shadow in the Past by SasuLovesSaku4Ever reviews
Sasusaku Time Travel Fic. Mostly Sakura centric - Sakura refused to allow her friends to suffer, she refused to let them get hurt again... Even if she had to go through the pain on her own. Hiding her secret going to the past through the gift of time travel, she changes the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 127,440 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Love and to Love Again by animequeen100 reviews
Love blooms even from the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. A story of a man who must learn to love and a woman who must learn to love again. Now rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 405,141 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Finally found you by Hinata1313 reviews
Sakura and the rest have grown and their world has changed. Everyone seems to get older, except her former Sensei. He's so lonely even if he won't admit it. All the time she thought she was alone... can she help him? Will he let her? Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,044 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
NoLife King by kriitikko reviews
Follows the life of Dracula, from his days as Vlad Tepes to his servitude as Alucard. Some IntegraxAlucard in later chapters. My first Hellsing fic, please read and review. NOW COMPLETE.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 84,986 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Second Chance by Tri17 reviews
Post 4th War. A dark truth in a dark room; a preserved body; a revival jutsu... It was fate that led her to him. Sakura needed a test subject for her revival jutsu and Itachi deserved a second chance at life. She could give him that chance. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 288,955 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself THAT? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fancy Footwork by silver-footsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Never turning back by fated blondie reviews
Sakura is fed up with her friends treating her so badly. So when Itachi shows up and confronts her about it, will she leave and try for a better life with Akatsuki, or will she stay and make the best out of her life. Main pairing :Itasaku OOCness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,185 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Like a Good Girl by Romantically Distant reviews
She was just trying to be a good girl, like how her Aniki told her to be. But she was getting tired of looking for this 'Itachi' that the little boy was crying about. Prequel for Rumor, AU fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,216 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Torn In Two by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
ItaSaku. Sequel to HER DARK ANGEL. The return of the Sharingan to the leaf precedes open war with Madara. As Sakura struggles to deal with Itachi, an unlikely ally will hold Konoha's fate in their hands, whether they like it or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Romance of the Red Moon by Nagaku Tsuzuku Yami reviews
The year is 3063 in Albion. Father Nightroad stumbles onto a mansion, inside he finds a room with a coffin and a corpse, bringing it back to the Vatican they find out that the corpse is none other then Alucard. Come see what kind of mischief is created...
Crossover - Hellsing & Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Alucard, Abel N.
Naruto: The New Keyblade Master by Corruptmonk reviews
Instead of Sasuke, Naruto was hit by Haku's needles, putting him in a death-like state. He entered his mindscape for the first-time and met Kyuubi face-to-face. However, someone was there that he didn't expect - a legendary warrior from ages past. Sora, the Keyblade Master.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Your Life, Not Like Mine (Under Revision) by My-Beautiful-Deformity reviews
Sakura is the new girl for what seems like the hundredth time. She doesn't have much trouble adjusting anymore. But there are things that she wasn't quite ready for that come crashing down on her too soon. How will the young pinkette handle such situations? (UNDER REVISION)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Their Butler by StackofStories reviews
"What are the odds, two souls calling for us at the same time." Sebastian and Ciel have been roaming the Earth for a thousand years, they happen to be in the Elemental Countries when they are summoned. Sasuke and Naruto intend to see Konoha destroyed for their crimes.
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Naruto U., Ciel P., Sasuke U., Sebastian M.
Ghost Memories by authoress-next-door reviews
Sasuke returns only to find out that Sakura is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It's Not A Free World by P. Lambert-Jensen reviews
It was their fault he had wandered into her bedroom, uninvited, in the middle of the night. It was not because he had issues with his pride or sexuality. Nope. Madara blamed Pein and Konan – it was all their fault.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Dabbled: Sakura and Itachi edition by Perfect Beauty reviews
A series of one shots based on prompts centered around Itachi and Sakura.Stories include: Fluff, AU/ non-mass fics.Updates every Sunday!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bring On The Night by Witty Nickname reviews
The poison of his blood runs dormant through my mother's veins, but not through mine. The soul of Dracula no longer flickers in his ashes, it rests beside mine. I will keep him forever contained. Crossover: Sky High, Dracula 2000, with bits of X-Men.
Crossover - Dracula & Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,231 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2006 - OC, Warren P., Lash, Speed
Comfort by CatchingMyBreath reviews
Directly after the bombing in Dallas, Bill finds Sookie sucking the bullets from Eric. When Bill walks away, Eric is there to comfort Sookie. One Shot. Eric/Sookie pairing with some Sookie/Godric overtones.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Like a moth to a flame by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Everything about her drew him in like a moth to the flame, but he didn't mind getting burnt; he would do anything for the chance to have her love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cinema by Miss Dany reviews
The first time they had seen each other, he was 10 and she was 8. She had been shoving Sasuke's face into the sand for stealing her coveted four-leafed clover and he had been standing there watching and laughing at the fate of his baby brother. For StormDragon666's oneshot contest.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
I Love You No More Than Your Brother by Tana Uzumaki reviews
Sasuke is back and he starts loving Sakura, but Sakura gets kidnapped by Akatsuki. Itachi is assigned to Sakura and they slowly fall in love with each other. Sasuke finds out and challenges Itachi. Who will Sakura choose? Will Itachi die? Or Sasuke? Her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,159 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Another Day In The Winter by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
*Sequel to 'Another Day In The Fall'* Sakura gets sick. Madara's a worried mess. But is it more than just a simple sickness? "How are we going to deal with this, Madara?" "...Marry me." Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Seirei Ki by ArtisansMuse reviews
Seirei Ki, beings who across time remember the histories and strife of humans without twisting the truth as it was.In order to live, they must learn, and in order to do that they must meet humans. This is how these two different beings meet. REWRITE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Red Thread by VesperChan reviews
Some loves are timeless, some are tragic, and some are both. Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Coffee Crazed by ShelbySabaku reviews
And no matter what, a suggestive innuendo and phone number were always left on her coffee cup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Harmonies of Law and Music by KatMaxKu reviews
AU modern. Itachi is a workaholic investment attorney whose world turns upside down when it collides with a beautiful and talented musician. Learning of her harrowing past will he be able to help her overcome the memories that still haunt her? ItachiPOV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,061 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Captured by existence555 reviews
Sakura makes a deal with Madara. He'll spare her friends' lives, and she'll stay beside him as his queen. She never quite understood that she would never escape. World where Madara rules and Naruto and all are in hiding. Dark MadaSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Twisted Valentines by Azhwi reviews
"Do you know what day it is?" Sakura is woken from her slumber. Her master wants to take her out. Accepted Obsession's universe. Rated for torture and nudity. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Lack of Sleep by StormDragon666 reviews
A snippet of nighttime conversation between Madara and Sakura, moments after he snuck into her bedroom. Pure fluff, contest prize oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Conquering Egypt by KiwiDoughnuts reviews
He sat next to her in a bar and she thrown off by his unexpected behavior. He left her with an unspoken challenge to find the truth about what really happened that night so long ago. For her sanity and for his sake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,689 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Confrontation by Lady Crux reviews
Non-massacre. Sandaime Hokage & The Uchiha clan come to an agreement, what would the world be like if they never died? Chapter twelve up but be warned there is a scrumptious lemon in it. all reviews welcome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,487 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Teach Me Not by Staring.out.my.flooded.window reviews
All everyone knew was that she was an orphaned villager with pink hair. But then she saved a man from a ninja attack so she was shipped off to her own team. All everyone didnt know what that she was trained by a criminal. And she loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My Sister's Fiancé by foreversnow reviews
AU.Arranged marriages aren't always what we expect. Sometimes, they're worse. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Femme Immortale by Crescent Blossom reviews
Hellsing. Iscariot. Millennium. Three powerful organizations all fighting to obtain the same thing; the loyalty of Sakura Haruno. Sakura Haruno, powerful immortal Freelancer who wants one thing; to die. Ah, karma. Formerly named, Blood and Cherry Blossoms
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,141 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sakura H.
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How to annoy the Akatsuki, tested by Sakura Haruno by Nijihime reviews
The title... pretty much says it all. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
Urban Collage by StormDragon666 reviews
Saya and Nobuyuki Haruno stood and smiled when their daughter stepped out of her car, bright and capable as ever. And they dropped their jaws when they saw the boyfriend's face covered in piercings. PainSaku Drabblefic. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Her Dark Angel by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
ItaSaku one-shot. Sakura Haruno is left for dead by the enemy and found by Itachi Uchiha. He nurses her back to health and ends up giving her more than just his heart. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/17/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
In love with an Uchiha by butterfliesofpurgatory reviews
Sakura Haruno, 18 year old Anbu medic is wanted by the Akatsuki. After being captured she soon learns that she was missing something from her life and she has finally found it at the Akatsuki in the form of Uchiha Itachi. Being revised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,698 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Return of the Heir by elle6778 reviews
Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,417 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Call me Kitsune Sakura by Eyes of a Black Dragon reviews
Sakura the Daughter of the Kyuubi has desided she wanted to learn about humans and find her father, she will go through so much to get to the end of her journey, so many new emotions she never knew exsisted and learning to be a ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,458 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sakura H.
Brotherhood by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Because nothing ever worked out the way it was supposed to. Sasuke had joined the Akatsuki like the emotional mess that he was, and there was a pink-haired kunoichi that hated his guts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weakness by Kapootya reviews
Don't you sometimes wish Sakura wasn't so damn pathetic with such a cardboard personality? Me too. Here's my story of how two Uchihas help her find her full potential. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,374 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Kaleidoscope Days by silver-footsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unfortunately by strawberriez8800 reviews
Hidan/Sakura — "Sit."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Keep Holding On by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
Sequel to My Happy Ending! What's Sakura to do now that Itachi is gone. How can she take care of her daughter on her own. And not to mention Sasuke's love for Sakura has not faded to just friends. And with an old enemy coming to rise again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Here I Am by LuxaLucifer reviews
Sakura is starting Sophomore year at an arts school. The students are weird, the music is old, and half the teachers scare Sakura, including her mother. Sakura loves the place, except for the jerk that teaches English. Eventual KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 138,228 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lot Like Violence by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
SarahRose Richie Hellsing by EvilVampireDucky reviews
Sarah-Rose is abused and taken to the hospital where Sir Integra saves her. AlucardxOC. CHAPTER 13 IS UP! Y es un lemono lol . Just filler lemon, and does not have to be read. Can be completely ignored, only remembering it IS there.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,048 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Alucard
A Missing Red Bra by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
"WHERES MY BRA?" "Sakura, love, I need it." "FOR WHAT!" "To lure you." "To... What?""Never mind, love. It's in my room. You'll find it there." a bra goes missing. The perfect chance for Madara to have some fun. MadaSaku One-shot for Izumimaia-chan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
I Will Break You! by kisukebenihime reviews
MadSaku. Uchiha Corp just hired a new secretary for one of their sellers. Funny thing is, Madara doesn’t want one. Sakura’s ‘no-nonsense’ attitude just has to work; it has to! Watch the sparks fly as the two dominate personalities clash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,040 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Sinning Blossom by Kasumi Lee reviews
Sakura has been forgotten and left out by everyone. Ever since sasuke's return she has been completely broken. Sakura then decides she is in need of change and leaves the village. Only to find out Akatsuki is looking for a new member...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Sakura transferred to Konoha High, and is now living with Sasuke....Huh. Funny how things turn out. sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, kibaino, nejiten. Several OC's, and definitely OCness. Rated M for language and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,094 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Humanization by Itaweasel-hime reviews
No matter how taboo their relationship was, it was the only thing that kept her sane in a wartime, and she could not help it. He would make her through all the chaos, even if he was in Akatsuki. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
If you could turn back time, Sakura, would you? Itachi asked. Sakura thought for a moment. If I could turn back time and still be in Kohana with Sasuke and everyone else? she asked. Then I'd have to say no. she smiled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Glares and Taunts by strawberriez8800 reviews
Hidan/Sakura — "I'll break your pretty face if you don't stop it right now," She warned menacingly. Oh, he never expected this girl would actually punch him. Prequel to Of Hot Chocolate and Snowballs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Survivor: Vampire Island by Lion in the Land reviews
It's Cullen versus Cullen and Hellsing versus them all in an unprecedented season of Survivor. Just when you think you have the game figured out, it'll take a dark twist that NO ONE will see coming. Reader participation! Hellsing/Twilight/Survivor
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,887 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Twentieth and First by Camy-Tay reviews
Sasuke comes back and listens to Sakura telling a story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Witchblade Sakura by Kanius reviews
NaruSaku. Haruno Sakura is told of an ancient artifact by Chiyo. This mysterious item, called the Witchblade, seeks a new wielder: Sakura. It's up to her to use it in the battles against the Akatsuki, the Cloneblades, and the Darkness. ON HOLD.
Crossover - Naruto & Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 610,419 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to Just Because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
The Lost Priest 2: Across Time and Space by Millie M. Banshee reviews
Abel's back with old & new friends. Traveling from dimension to dimension helping those in need & getting in trouble too. When a demon awakens can Abel & his team stop him? Follow Abel, Zero, Seras, Toshiro, & many more to stop the demon Armand.
Crossover - X-overs & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Abel N.
Operation: F U N by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: E D U C A T I O N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry Blossom Fireworks by Camilla-chan reviews
She was waiting, for some one who will never come. Until he came, and he saw the beautiful cherry blossom that she was, broken by someone. Even though, she killed his beloved sensei. He could not help loving her; SakxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Ghost of You by myladysakura reviews
He remembered everything about her. But then, because he remembered everything about her, he also remembered the things he wished he didn't. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
eHarmony by candyluver reviews
AU. SasuSaku. When you have two idiots who simply can not get a date, and two bestfriends who keep poking their noses into things, there's only one solution. eHarmony.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
What if? by Gemini Kiss reviews
What if Sakura had a chance to save Obito? What if Sakura had the chance to keep the Uchiha massacre from happening? What if the Nine-tails weren't sealed in Naruto? What if….? Can Sakura change what seemed to be the inevitable? Or how she is in the past?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Jaded Entity by myladysakura reviews
She wasn't unsure. In fact, she knew it. That if they ever met again, she would fall completely and irrevocably. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of Patience by alifestylechoice reviews
Kurenai grinned, a small laugh escaping. "Hatake Kakashi, in love. Who'd've thought." Kakasaku, Kakashi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Change The World by Somber Secrets reviews
If he could change the world… but he can't change it, and he can't escape the fact that he's dying in her arms while not being able to tell her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. — Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
To Fight is to Live by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
They decided she was too sick to keep in their village. Shipping her off to a secluded island, Sakura meets others like her, and they are quick to plot their revenge. "I could heal myself, you idiot. I am a doctor." "You've tried long enough."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sakura H.
LOcker Room Fun by Kakashi'sGurl99 reviews
When Sakura comes to school early to work out in the school's gym before school, her morning takes an unexspected turn when she finds an unexspected visiter in the lady's locker room**Lemon/Oneshot**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Strawberries & Mistletoe by CelestialCircumference reviews
Written for the KakaSaku Anon Holiday Exchange at the LJ comm for xthe anonymous. Hope you enjoy! One-shot. Mature. Who knew mistletoe was the key all along?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Puppies 8, Mistake 0 by Cherry Blossom Girl13 reviews
Sakura is falling apart! She's empty and just gone. She still hangs with her team. But it's like she isn't really there just an empty shell. Sakura has closed herself from them and it hurts them all. How can 8 Akasuki puppies help her? Find out! Sakura/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,563 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snowy Dark by J-Pop Princess reviews
Kakashi's POV on his relationship with Sakura and the Christmas gift he gives her when he returns from a mission sooner than expected. LEMON. Written for the Kaka/Saku holiday gift exchange.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
DEMONS LIPS by hawkowl24 reviews
Sakura gets curious about Kakashi's mask during training,but he has one condition to let her see whats under it. t for some language that would make a 5-year old blush
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
There's A First Time For Everything by Angel Of Darkness And Light reviews
During a simple mission as usual,Sasuke and Naruto wake up to...strange noises coming from Sakura's bedroom. Very strange. And on top of that Kakashi's missing. What could this all mean? Why does Sasuke feel jealous? What's happening? You'll be surprised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Boarding School by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent to infiltrate a boarding school
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,761 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alucard, Seras
Never Will by Seoinage reviews
Sakura welcomes Kakashi home. Or is it the other way around? KakaSaku, ONE-SHOT. Originally published on MM on 6/30/2005. This is a revised version. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Speeding Lies by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Blossom by P. Lambert-Jensen reviews
Being replaced is never easy, I for one know it first hand. I will share you the tragic tale that lead me into the arms of the most notorious Shinobi in the Ninja World. The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Things that we must endure by Three sisters productions reviews
There are many things that we must endure. Gun fire,sweaty rooms,smart ass coworkers, and sometimes Pink haired witnesses with a body that is way too tempting just to taste.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Costume Chaos by Itaweasel-hime reviews
It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Purified Heart by Little-Retard reviews
Sakura had no parents, and everyone made fun of her. When they nearly kill her, Hidan finds her in the forest alone, and he brings her back with him. Will love blossom for the two? Or not?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Life Gone Awry by LadyMarrowind reviews
Sakura was in sneaking into the Hokage tower for forbidden scrolls after most of her friends call her 'weak' in some way or another. She wanted to find an amazing Justu to show off to her friends but the scroll she found changed her in more ways than one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,350 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Three Little Ways That Say I Love You by manga'slover1996
My friend picked three random words and i wrote little clips for each one hope you like it. Only slight humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Insatiable by Ita-ta reviews
That night he was not a good boy. 20 Men. TobiSaku/MadaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Black, Red, and a Cloud? by cherry B101 reviews
Sakura's a gangbanger and is mostly on the streets. She decides to go to a little rich kid high school. Can the little goody goody kids take the truth!:o Pleas R&R! Rated M for Safety!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,570 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Torn between love and hate by Andrea-Crimson-Hime reviews
A strange story, in which Sakura is no ordinary girl..She's Orochimaru's daughter...and she's in love...in he's enemy, Uchiha Itachi...Only the fate will know what will happen...to fight for your love, or to straighten her hate..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,215 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Another Chance by Cherry Blossom Girl13 reviews
What if you died and then got a second chance? Sakura remembered everything even when she was 12 again. What if this time she fell for the wrong Uchiha? Read and Rate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Royal Blood: Sound Arc by Renee Lenore reviews
Where fairytales are real, and vampires rule the night, Sasuke will learn what his role is in the history of the world, and what he must do. SASUSAKU TRILOGY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,401 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost and Found by kimiii reviews
Sakura's life goes downhill once Sasuke and Ino get married. She then joins Akatsuki. With them, she finds a family, but will she find love? ItaSaku its my first story, flames welcome. BEING REWRITTEN. PREVIOUS CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN DELETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Choices Left to Us by Ficalicious reviews
After being bewitched and finding herself in a magical coma, Sookie is at the mercy of two vampires and a Shifter. They are trying to help her. But the cure isnt quite what any of them expected. Eric/Sookie/Bill/Sam. Warnings for mention of rape.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,648 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
True Twilight: New Home by Sheri Contrary reviews
The Cullen family...plus Jacob...move to the sunny south...Bon Temps, Louisiana...where they encounter an entirely different kind of vampire...and Sookie Stackhouse. Will combine Twilight books with True Blood books and HBO series. COMPLETE
Crossover - Twilight & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,700 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Purgatory by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura decides to stop Sasuke herself, by killing him. What happens when he ends up killing her, and she finds Itachi in the afterlife? Rated M for character death, and now lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,782 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Who is the real monster by haru hitachiin reviews
This is what Al is saying to seras so enjoy hope u like.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Church Door by InkDeath reviews
What happens when a real vampire tries to step through a church door. Drabble.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Body Heat by kisukebenihime reviews
*MadaSaku* A friendly camping trip turns into something more when Sakura and Madara draw the short straw. Now they have to share a tent and it's damn cold outside. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Airborne by StormDragon666 reviews
As a half bird experiment born in a laboratory, Sakura is a prisoner. As a half human, she wants to be free. As escaped prey she will be hunted by predators. As an intelligent, flying creature, Sakura must trust herself to find true freedom. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,359 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H.
Moonlit Paths by saphire butterfly reviews
What if when Itachi left the village he took Sakura with him? What if she didn't die like he expected her to? What if she came to the Akatsuki with him? What if? Well, read to find out. Rating is mostly for any gorey areas. Title may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My Smile by Piper-Knight reviews
They were friends since diapers. She has a rough family life, He has no one but his friends. She loves him, He's dating Konan. She decides to end her pain, He just so happens to get to her before it happens. Can He save Her? Will She let Him?AU SakuxPein
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Number Thirty Seven by Xernes reviews
Now that Eric Northman was living with her, Sookie thought of him more often than she ever had before.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Past Love by LilBitzer reviews
Sakura and Itachi have a past together that no one knows about. Sakura is strong and not annoying anymore and she gets a mission to kill Orochimaru but on the way she meets her past love, Uchiha Itachi. Can Sakura melt the devil's heart? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hunter by Zelha reviews
AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,577 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Club Party by Night Fangz reviews
a series of oneshots with the Naruto characters at Club Party. Warning: kareoking may be involved, also watch out for a giant drunk fish man if you come across him :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Something New by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Itachi has only one problem, one that is sure to break Sakura's heart. Sakura knows what she has to do though, even though it hurts, she knows she has to let him go. Otherwise, she would never be able to forgive herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,434 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Intervention by kisukebenihime reviews
*Requested by Rajsa and Itaweasel-hime* Shisui and Mikoto decide that Itachi and Sakura are perfect for each other. What’s the problem? They’re already dating someone else. Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweet and Sour by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Sakura was a freshman in college, and he had her move into his apartment not long after them meeting. He was her first, and he was determined to make her enjoy every last second of it. Itachi and Sakura shameless smut! LEMONY GOODNESS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shampoo by kisukebenihime reviews
Itachi never knew that shampoo could be so... dangerous. Rated M for lemony goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Runescape by eifi reviews
ARGHHHH!" *throws computer out of window for the 6th time that week* "..." "Right, that is IT. I am officially BANNING YOU from playing that GODFORSAKEN GAME SAKURA." "UP YOURS ITACHI!" ItaSaku. The 78th Oneshot theme I'm doing with Rida. READ IT! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Confession Concert by iMINute reviews
The girls are left heartbroken when they saw the boys cheating on them.What do they do to show them they are over the boys?Hold a concert!READ MORE TO FIND OUT!Parings:SASUxSAKU,INOxSHIKA,TENxNEJI and HINAxNARU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Legally Bound by Hate Me-I Dare You reviews
What does Itachi call Sakura when no ones around? Who knew THE Itachi Uchiha would use such a cute nickname!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Making Lemonade by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Willow is a newly-turned fledgling, and she’s smart enough to know that any vampire in England is considered a threat to the Hellsing organization. As the saying goes, if you can’t beat them, join them. But will they accept her? AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,930 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Breaking Point by Aria Illusine reviews
AU ItaSaku, Prequel to Shatter. Itachi can't stop having thoughts about Sakura during their arguments in his office, and it's getting harder and harder to keep his hands off her when she's there... Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Virginity by ByeFolks reviews
Itachi,...are you implying that you're still a virgin?" she snorted a couple of times before bursting out laughing. The question is, who deflowered HIS Sakura? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Garage Parking Lot by chickenbutt301 reviews
Night shifts had never suited quite right with Sakura. The parking lot was always so quiet and deserted. And to top it all off, her car no longer ran smoothly. But maybe that was a good thing... ItaXSaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Myself by Aria Illusine reviews
Itachi never really cared for his birthday...but after over a decade of no presents, he was pretty sure he was due. A silly little twist to a cliche plotline of medic-abduction. ItaSaku, rated for blood and now Deidara's mouth. Updated!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The woes of being Uchiha Itachi by primary colours123 reviews
Fugaku Uchiha wants grandchildren. So, what is the big deal? Ask Itachi. Non massacre. Almost CRACK. Ita-Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Perfect Fit by Unknownred
"There it is!" "There he is!" "Can I have your autograph?" "Can I see your shoe!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Triple Moon Fairy by stargazing-sweetie reviews
Everyone knows that fairies are just mythical creatures; creations of our imagination that aren't real... Or are they? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,393 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Late by uchihacutie reviews
For Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha. The audacious bastard. They'd been together for three damn years, and now he's late for their anniversary. Their FREAKIN anniversary. How the hell is Itachi gonna fix this ? It better be fast, because Sakura isn't patient. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Impossibility by Aergiia reviews
STORY IS DISCONTINUED. Sakura finds a wounded Uchiha Itachi near her apartment, and proceeds to heal him. However, when he wakes up, she finds that he has no memories whatsoever! Faced with caring for him, can Sakura handle this? Perverted comedy, ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Cherry Blossom by easily1994addicted reviews
A new captain catches Kuchiki Byakuya's attention. "Byakuya, I think this is the start of something beautiful." -ByaSaku
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2010 - [Sakura H., Byakuya K.] - Complete
Sakura Kisses by Wynth reviews
She found him in her backyard, staring up at her flowering sakura tree with admiration. She saw so many things just by looking at him. Beauty. Pride. Elegance; and another thing she'd keep with her forever. His sakura kisses. •ByaSaku / BLExNAR / AU•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sakura H., Byakuya K. - Complete
Radio by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
Today is Sakura's eighteenth birthday! That means she's legal now, right? \AU, MadaSaku, other minor Sakura pairings.\ UPDATED: FEB 10
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,452 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Joys of High School by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
I'm Sia Uchiha. Welcome to North Academy, where everyone is normal and-"DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF! WE’LL ALL BE FORCED TO WEAR GREEN SPANDEX FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!" Oh this year will be interesting... SasuSaku GaaOC NejiTen ShikaTem NaruHina. ACTIVE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 54,542 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Beach House Catastrophes by Namori reviews
MITB Seq: With the summer coming to an end, friends leaving, and conflicts arising, will Sasuke and Sakura's relationship ever bloom? Will Ayama's secret ever be revealed? And what will become of Sasori and Deidara? Only one way to find out. READ :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,441 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Poker Face by Sariasprincy reviews
It was just a weekend in Vegas; a weekend of fun. And somehow she was in his bed and enjoying every minute of it…at least until the morning. ItaSaku, Lemon, Modern, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Colors, Birthdays and Proposals by gallifrey calls now reviews
For Uchiha Itachi, life is made of black, white, and red. For Haruno Sakura, life is a bubble of colors. “It doesn’t matter if you lack creativeness. It’s just about the way you see the world.” Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Knows no Bounds by akatsukigirl40 reviews
HidaSaku don't own Naruto! Sakura was raped at 19 by Sasuke and had a daughter. now she's 24 and he's come back for her daughter. so she runs. 3 yrs after that, Akatsuki get ahold of her. And wait, she's a jashin worshiper? T until people want lemon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Truth and Lies by rileyonline reviews
Sakura Haruno. Passionate. Medical Ninja. Loyal to the last. But what happens when she inherits a power strong enough to crush life itself? AU. Eventual ItaSaku and NaruHina. Manga Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,822 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Vampire Heart by claymaker reviews
Alucard finds himself in an awkward situation. An American girl has unknowingly brought upon a curse that links them together, with her able to command him. Surely He hates the girl, but cannot understand why he feels drawn to her as well.AL/OC Ch.29up!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,254 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alucard - Complete
You'll Never Know by Manda711 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have a similar past, becasue of that they are best friends and more. They do everything together: live together, eat together, go to school together, kill together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Salvation by Fiery Pixie Stik reviews
After living a lie so long Itachi captures Sakura to reveal the truth of his sins, which he asks be revealed to Sasuke once he is dead. Touched by his story Sakura starts living a lie of her own so Itachi may leave something good behind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,221 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Time is Relevant in a Déjà vu World by Mistra Rose reviews
Important Author's note- READ! “Why is it that Shukaku can smell me on you? He smells my blood, my death, but not his own scent. He is demanding answers and so am I,” demanded Gaara to the stunned girl. -Chapter 11 Preview--- Time Travel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,767 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Little Things by Blackened Cure reviews
50 Things about Sakura that made Itachi's head turn. Collab with Mokulule!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Heart of the Cherry Blossom by Babykat570 reviews
Sakura is not just an average girl, there's something that no one, not even her teammates knows about her past. It's much more dangerous than you can ever imagine... but the questions lies, will her teammates find out or will it be too late? Sakura x ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,178 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage moive star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
In the dark you are the one I see by truthLost reviews
Two Akatsuki members, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Itachi, get a special mission from their leader: Attend to Hogwarts and murder the boy named Harry Potter? Harry Naruto Xover, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,676 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hellsing OVA RPS by Mahranie reviews
New and updated! Becca and Lily are sucked into Hellsing and work with Alucard and Seras as a band of vampiric nuisences, random funny parts, and things get a little weird ;P Major's speech! Please Review! We worked hard to type this for everyone! Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Alucard
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blood of a Blossom by Rin11334 reviews
DISCONTINUED: Naruto has become the Hokage but he's not himself. When Kakashi and his group are removed from the village what will happen when they are forced to live outside of their home village? pairings KakaSaku, NaruHina, some sasusa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Gentleman by BlackElement7 reviews
He openly advertised the fact that he was no gentleman; indeed, everyone knew he was a rake. So why was she so infatuated with a gardening tool? ItaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Of Ice Skating and Online Chats by ThisArtWar reviews
Yes!" Sakura yelled jumping in front of him so he couln't leave. "You're going ice skating!" "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "No." "No?" "Yes." "Yay! Sasuke is going skating with us!" Disclaimer do not own Naruto and never will! Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallen by 13AnimePrincess13 reviews
Sakura is traveling around, not knowing a ton about herself, when she comes across Konoha! What happens when she finds out she's from Konoha? And how was her family really killed? Why the heck can't she even remember! Full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,362 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura Majikku Mission Hogwarts by Evelyn- Sangria reviews
Sakura accepts a mission in a foreign world to protect a boy and all others in a castle. She was sent alone, but Tsunade sends a sencond operative to be with her.Also how will Hogwarts react to a ninja being their guard. Narutoxhogwarts crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,347 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Friends twice, Enemies once by xxbochixx reviews
Knowing Akatsuki when she was younger isn't that awesome. It leaves Sakura with a choice. Konoha, her native home, or Akatsuki, with the people who helped her be who she is? It would've been an easier choice if she wasn't in love with one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,633 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Unexpected Love by Emeri Arumesuterongu reviews
High school life has its ups and downs. Sakura falls for Itachi, Ino starts a fight, Sasuke gets his ass kicked... Please Read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Call Him Mine by Lady Crux reviews
Sakura is living a hollow life, Sasuke returned but he was with Karin who steals everything she ever had, she brought back Jiriaya from the dead & Naruto still is weary of her, what happens when she gets kidnapped on a mission by none other than Pein? R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,722 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Unlock by VesperChan reviews
Sometimes we, as humans, keep our hearts and our secrets locked away from everyone else, so that only those we trust enough to give out our keys to can really see all of us. But sometimes trust is hard to come by. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Bet U Didn't Know by black and beautiful reviews
Long story short Saskura a witch, and i don't mean she's a evil person, she's a real witch with powers. oh the joy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Gotta find you by NamulaMoonshine reviews
Twilight story/ songfic. Bella has suffered a terrible loss and when she is accepted into the Cullen's summer camp soon to be college she meets the one and only Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella get through this? All human! BxE AxJ EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,960 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fight And Flight by StormDragon666 reviews
Unfortunately for anyone either attached to or enamored with Haruno Sakura, particularly Uchiha Madara, what Sakura hid from the world was much worse than any secret diary. Oneshot, MadaraSakura, written for a contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Cindersoot by BookWyrrm reviews
Sakura is the heiress to one of the richest noble families in all of Japan. However, her stepmother takes away all of that when her father dies. What happens when she meets Prince Sasuke by accident? AU. R&R! •Updated - Chapter 17•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,316 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Thanks For The Memories by K A A Y O reviews
For our villages we will follow the rules. Carved into our souls. Young and old it’s no matter. We will do things to protect someone.But you never know if that person….Will do the same? ItaSaku SakuIta many other pairings read prolouge for better summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Reborn Angel by Cherry Blossom Girl13 reviews
Sequal to 'Lifeless' Itachi's life sucks! He is now in the leaf again and lives with Sasuke. He dreams about her but what happens if he wakes up to her there with him! Ita/Saku Full Summary inside! Please Enjoy OCC-ness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
His Guardian by Cherry Blossom Girl13 reviews
It must be awsome to live with the Uchihas, right? MAYBE! Sakura and her new parner are going to protect 8 year old Sasuke from a murder. Sakura and Itachi are partners. Can Sakura live with the Uchiha's without pulling her hair out? Find out! Sakura/?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H.
Lost and Lonely by FRK921 reviews
Bella Swan, moves to Forks to live with her Dad: Charlie, and Brother: Emmett after Renee dies. AU-All Human. Some mild language and 'mature themes! Will have A LOT of short chapters,but very frequent updates! Sequel: Together Forever!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 33,163 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Mall Troubles by Metropolis Kid reviews
Other part of "The Tag Along", a marora and Metropolis Kid joint venture. Young Integra goes bra shopping. Alucard tags along and gets into all sorts of mischief. This chapter: Goth girls, punishments, music videos and gifts. Hope you all enjoy. :
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Forbidden Love by Queen of darkness.xo reviews
It's been two years since Sakura's death was faked and she left with Itachi. They have been living peacefully. That is until they are found and Sasuke hunts them down. He's on a mission to kill Itachi and make Sakura pay. Continuation from A New Feeling
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My Angel by Distorted Views reviews
I was hunting when i heard the crash. I ran to the wreck and heard a shrill cry. Their in the back seat was a baby girl. The mother was dead on impact and i was responsible for this child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
I scream for ice cream by AllSortsOfSpecial reviews
What happens when a very hungry and grouchy King of Vampires goes to the basement for his blood but instead runs into something he's never seen before, ice cream? Alucard's first run in with the evil substance.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Hellsing: The IM Incident by F-35 Phoenix reviews
It started out so innocently. THIS is why Walter runs all over the Mansion with messages: IM nearly destroyed them all...
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009
Soutou by Matsuo Emi reviews
Sequel to “Shinri” Even with the companionship of her trusted canine, Sakura is finding the life of a missing-nin unforgiving, until a chance encounter with a feared enemy offers her the opportunity to discover help in the most unlikely of places. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,635 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Eternal Rights by Angry Paradox reviews
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." But what if I do live forever, and what if I know I won't die today? Sakura centric. Quote by James Deen -VAMPIRES-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H.
Mythbusters:Hellsing Special by Alastor Vega reviews
When Alucard cause a little accident at a book signing, Integra force him and Seras to help the Mythbusters. Weird crossover aint it? Constructive criticism welcome. No flame
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Behind These Emerald Eyes by Manami-chan06 reviews
Sakura has an encounter with Itachi where he confesses his love for her. On a mission to gather info Sakura is kidnapped by Itachi and they spend alot of time together and sakura is beginning to fall for him. Meanwhile Sasuke realises his feelings for her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Twist of Fate by Skyfire Dragono reviews
Sequel is Posted! AU What happens when it's the other way around, when Kagome is the demoness, and InuYasha the human who's come through time to her world. And it's not just a switch of roles either! You'll have to read and find out! A little slow at the beginning, but it picks up later through the story. Read & Review please!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,446 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
College, Really? by RockxPaperxScissors reviews
Edward & Bella are married, she's changed, but instead of Renesmee, what if Edward persuaded Bella to try a year of college? The Cullen kids in school; how would that work out? E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green M&M's by PeinSaku reviews
When she saw the e-mail was from Ino, she should have deleted it. But, of course, being the curious little person she was, Sakura had opened it. She couldn't help it; she just had to know. — AU. Crack!fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] - Complete
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Sakura, if she was like Sasuke by SakuraHarunoKinomoto reviews
Sakura's parents just died. And now secrets from her past are emerging. What's this? there's a girl that looks like Sakura? what's going on!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,469 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Kiss Between Friends by bloomsburry reviews
Sakura had just turn 17 eight months ago. However, her bestfriend was absent which pisses Sakura off. Could a few consolation gifts placate her wrath? Or could a kiss do it? After all, it was just A kiss between friends right? One-shot. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,693 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
KHS: Junior Year by danhobaklover reviews
When two prestigious all boys and all girls high school in Konoha merge to become one school, how will the students react? How will the girls deal with the boys and vice versa? Pairings: SasuSaku,NejiTen,NaruHina,ShikaIno,GaaMatsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,512 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Coming Home: A Gaara Love Story by SilverRyou13 reviews
Sakana is an orphan who has never known her true family. When she travels to Konoha for the first time her life is changed forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Dust in the Wind by Ace Of Your Heart reviews
After the battle with Millennium, Alucard and Seras are sent on another mission into unfamiliar territory, America. AxS pairing, R&R please! Alternative Ending.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Seras, Alucard
The oh so common truth or dare! by P e a c h W i n g reviews
naruto and the gang get together and play truth or dare comment and reviews please if anyone has a dare post it. UPDATE:i have the reviews and i will be updating the chapter l8ter or tomorrow so fingers crossed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Sunset by DeiFlower reviews
Deidara is a Rich 14 year old boy that loves to watch the sunset by the lake. What happens when he goes to watch it but he notises a pink haired girl near the waters edge?R/R -Discontinued For Time Being-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,468 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Whispers in the Dark by Creidhe reviews
Sakura wasn’t really sure why or how it happened. One thing that she was absolute sure of was that she wasn’t imagining it. How else could she explain the bite marks on her neck? Or his necklace in her hands…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,889 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Change by Shadow Quil reviews
Complete. Team Seven splits off to train and get stronger, but what happens when they come back after Sakura adopts an alter-ego as an assassin? Possibly going under construction at some point - a jumble of ideas rather than a real plot. NARUTO NOT MINE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 143,872 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Alucard and Seras Halloween by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Seras and Alucard go out Trick-or-treating -complete- plz review
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
First Blood by Haraio reviews
One night, Alucard decides that it is about time he turns Seras Victoria into a proper vampire. Rated M for lemon and blood. Oneshot, Alucard x Seras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
I am Kyuubi? by Acara Whitefox reviews
This is the story of Team 7, where the impossible is made possible every other day. Follow the story of the reincarnated fox, the cursed crow, and the cat's desendent as they become legends seen only once in a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,286 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Dirty Speech by Zelha reviews
Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Days Change by Takara Makoto reviews
After Itachi's captured by Konoha Sakura's asked to interrogate him. In order to gain secrets they can ask each other questions without boundaries & later make a bet on who will break within 5 days. But 5 days is all it takes to change everything. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Eyes! by Byakushi1 reviews
Sequel to Mission ItaSaku. Sasuke, you IDIOT! You just had to open your big mouth, didn't you? In which Sasuke and the others stowaway in Sakura's closet in order to spy on her and her boyfriend. Perverts, the whole lot of them. Non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Rain by Lady Comare reviews
A oneshot about how Sakura & Pein are Standing in the rain...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
His and Hers by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sort one-shot. Alucard gets a little possessive of his fledgling. This is kind of dark in some parts, but not overall. Well, hope you enjoy. AxS pairing... obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Addiction by SirIntegrity reviews
Documents the events of the progression of the Twilight virus in Seras, Integra, and finally, Alucard himself, from the first time they pick it up to going to see "Twilight" on the big screen. Some "Breaking Dawn" and movie spoilers.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Integra, Seras - Complete
And the Circle Comes Round by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura returns, only to find that the old woman was telling the truth. Now she's been captured by the Akatsuki for reasons unknown. Her heart is torn between love, hate, and the mass confusion that comes of finding out things she never wanted to be true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 200,475 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Rinnegan Naruto: Dual Sealing by Coherent Truth reviews
When Madara manipulated the Kyuubi to attack Konoha, the 4th Hokage stopped it using an advanced seal. However, he and his wife, Kushina, who was the Kyuubi in human form were both sealed inside Naruto, their son. Rinnegan!Naruto Kushina!Kyuubi Dark!Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U.
The diffrence by mychemicalromance1817 reviews
Sakura knew Itachi before he killed his clan and hid the fact from team 7 along with more. Sakura is also mor powerful than she lets on and Itachi has come to get her. Itachi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Voyager en sécurité by VesperChan reviews
Sakura, Itachi and Madara are trapped in their van during a storm while traveling across Europe. With no cell service what madness will be born?"Let's play Truth or Dare!""I'm amazed you know that song still," she said, giving him a weird look. From Poll
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Not What I Expected by livelifeanime reviews
Sasuke expects everything to be the same on his way back to the Hidden Leaf Village. A stop on his journey reveals otherwise. Sakura has a child? How will Sasuke react to this new discovery? SasuXSaku I fixed all errors and made changes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,908 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please, Master, May I kill her? by Metropolis Kid reviews
I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Past Memories by NanashiKitsune42 reviews
Sakura and Hinata were training in the forest near the Uchiha compound when something happened sending them back in time. full summary inside! CANCELED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Stepping Out by Metropolis Kid reviews
Alucard's bored. He pesters Integra, but she's too busy with paperwork... so he moves on to his fledgling. Seras is reading Shakespeare, but Alucard interrupts her and basically orders her to go out with him. Short, lighthearted, two-shot. Hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Hell Bent Whatever It Takes by Fallen Lover Rising Sun reviews
They rose from the firey depts of hell. You will train in the most intense death training. Only if you are willing to do whatever it takes to save him..." Madara said. "I am." Sakura replied. A story of Itachi and Sakura Comedy chap. 1-25 Action 26-? Join
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,560 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Truth about Itachi by wiccalaura reviews
Sakura finds the whole truth about the Uchiha clan slaugther and Konoha's sins, now she tries to fix it, but can she get out of it unharmed? Can she become the one she was in the past? Can she resist to the red eyes this time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,753 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Surprise! by iExterminate reviews
Seras can't sleep and comes up with an idea that will even surprise Alucard when he wakes up. Please R&R!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Timeless by laravine reviews
Sakuras living the average teenage life except for the fact that she & her mom are always moving. Now in Konoha shes the new girl & everythings going well until she gets to know the Uchihas & finds out that not only humans attend Fire High
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,196 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
So You Think I'm Innocent by LaberaiTashio reviews
Sasuke bets that Sakura won't do anything "outside of her shell". But what if she does? Warning: Sasuke bashing and LEMON. This is now a two-shot! *EDIT - Lemon has been omitted. If you'd like to read that section, please send me a pm and I will gladly send you a copy :)* Rated M for lots of cussing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Coldest Winter Ever by sakuita reviews
It was the coldest winter ever. There was no heat except for the warmth of our own bodies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sonnenschein by Separate Reality reviews
One night, Sakura changes from the little, insecure sunshine to a flawless, powerful monster. Blood from a goddess and a mortal runs through her veins. Now she’s thrown into a life full of darkness and hate. But hate comes with love, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I Should Thank Karin by peinsakulover14 reviews
Sakura Haruno 1st ANBU Captain Surpassing Tsunade And Growing Stronger It All Changes When Sasuke Returns With This Red Headed 'Angel' People Are Ignoring Sakura Even Her Friends Until A Certain Someone Finds Interest In Her
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Some Girls by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
,Good Enough,' by Emoanimeducky reviews
Shouldn't let you conquer me completely. Now I can't let go of this dream. Can't believe that I feel,Good enough. Good enough? I asked myself. I was clueless to what love was and what wanting to hold someone forever was suppose to feel like... AluxSera
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Cat And Mouse by Takara Makoto reviews
A relationship built upon hate&resentment, sorrow&helplessness, love&courage. It will take everything Itachi & Sakura have to prevent such trivial emotions like 'love' to form. But like a Mouse falling prey to a Cat they're prey to their emotions. ItaSak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,932 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Being your's by katt1995 reviews
A SakuraXDeidara oneshot. Enemy sex. ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ephemeral Encounters by VesperChan reviews
An accident left Sakura without sight or a strong voice. Melancholy from the accident's effects Mandara takes her in. She soon meets Itachi and Sasori who live downstairs. Both take an instantaneous liking to the 18 year old girl. Sakura-Itaachi,Sasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lifeless by Cherry Blossom Girl13 reviews
A girl has the face of an angel but a heart of ice. How did this happen? Can Itachi save her or will she die too soon? Being a spy for the Akatuski isnt as easy as it sounds. Itachi/Sakura Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Blue by BeDazzler reviews
When Charlie got into an accident and died, I thought I would never be happy again. That is until the day I moved into the Cullen’s house and met the person that would forever change my life, Edward Cullen....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Bite Me by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura wasn't having a very typical day. First she was hardly dressed, attacked, Sasuke's lover, and now he was half naked in her bed expecting sex. Being claimed by a vampire proved to be a challange. "You bit me there of all places!" LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mistletoe by Takara Makoto reviews
Sakura's ultimate plan for Christmas was to get Sasuke under the mistletoe with none other than herself. But what happens when she's stuck under the mistle toe with the wrong Uchiha? ItaSaku FLUFF. NO UCHIHA MASSACRE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Got Sand in Your Pants? by Kodukadvakch reviews
He couldn't promise he wouldn't hurt her. He couldn't promise he wouldn't kill her. But he could at least assure her that harming her, at this moment, was not his intention. Gaasaku, written as a Christmas gift for Anko! Lemon, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Once Innocent, Now Tainted by Avenger's-CherryBlossom reviews
The girl that everyone thought had the perfect life now had to accomplish a big task. Especially with Akatsuki after her. "Sakura? Our Sakura? The little innocent girl is...is...THE...THE...No WAY!" Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H.
Beautiful Nightmare by Aobi reviews
Being remember as the weak cherry blossom of team 7 wasn't what you called fun.Sakura was waiting on a beautiful nightmare to happen but be what you want comes with good and a bad price.Can she save it or have just another nightmare.ItacxSAku first fanfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,386 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Whatcha Think About That? by Siah Yasana reviews
Sasuke,Shikamaru,Neji,and Naruto are cheating on Sakura,Ino,TenTen,and Hinata.That's okay.They're doing it too.Well actually,they're Akatsuki and were sent to keep and eye on them.The best way? Date em'.But the trueloves come to get them.Parins insde song
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A life change in a moment by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
Sakura is turning sixteen, whoop de effing doo! Who cares? But then why is everyone acting so strange? What are they trying to hide from her...or is it, what are they trying to hide from everyone else? And what does Itachi Uchiha have to do with anything?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Weak Blossom to Strong Fang by tobihobi reviews
i know sucky name but it was all i could think of! well sakura finally grew strong, the akatsuki it out to get her! will she surive. oh and rated M for languge and later lemon. sakura centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H.
Haruno Castle by Rosebutter22 reviews
On a class field trip Sakura goes to an old castle unknown to her that she is the reincarnation of that very owner!Full Summary Inside. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno and NejiTen. Complete! First story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things Change by EmeraldMoonStar reviews
After Sasuke leaves, Sakura is feeling worthless. She leaves and bumps into Itachi, who convinces her to join the Akatsuki. What kind of adventures will Sakura have? Multiple parings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,705 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
When Wizards meet Shinobi by CrayonDreamer reviews
Cell 7 is assigned to protect Harry Potter. Kakashi is undercover as a teacher and everyone else are students. But an easy mission gets dangerous and complicated. This may get ugly. SasuSaku, slight NaruHina HP Naruto xover
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,466 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tattoo by aprilfreak101 reviews
Sakura runs away from home after finding out what happened soon sakura is declared a missing child. 13 years later Sasuke could've sworn he saw her but turns out she's not....to him anyway. Sas/Sak and a little Shik/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,881 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Hate This When it Happens by BigKwell reviews
ONE-SHOT. What happens when Seras wakes-up in a place she never expected - like the coroner's! Rated M for dark humor.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Seras - Complete
Countess Dracula by Maharet11 reviews
Based on the Francis Ford Coppola movie. What if Van Helsing hadn't managed to fend Mina off with the holy wafer when she began to turn on him in the wilderness? Dracula/Mina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Trick or Treat by Takara Makoto reviews
Sakura goes out Trick-or-treating for halloween and runs into an unlikely figure whom she never thought she would develop feelings for. ItaSaku ItachixSakura WARNING:LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Blood by ApplelovesApples reviews
Sakura Haruno is sent on a mission to Konoha High Ninga Accademy she may seem just like an ordinary teen but what Konoha does'nt no is that Sakura is one of the deadlist fearest assassin on a mission to steal the scroll of ter that destroy Konoha. DISCONTINUE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,651 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Coming out of the Darkness by fan-godess reviews
sakura is in high school and is the weird girl and she is hiding a secret from everyone but when the akatsuki come there they turn her world around and she might be able to come out of the darkness Deidara x sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Choice by inexperiencedwriter reviews
betrayed by konoha. claimed to have memories of the elder uchiha. meeting sasuke again. being proposed by him. choice between two. and so much more. can Sakura survive this? especially with the Akatsuki annoying the hell out of her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
I Shall Move On by xXKura-SamaXx reviews
My deep dark secret has been forgotten by clans for generations. But now, I’ve got to get stronger and leave my old life behind. Itachi/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Oh Baby by latest-blooming-sakura-blossom reviews
Sneaking around, going bump in the night. A forbidden love between one S-class blonde ninja and a student to hokage. So what are they gonna do when an unexpected baby is thrown in the middle? The Kekkai Genkai of it's father is sure to be a dead give away
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,679 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
A Light in the Dark by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
Sasuke was the Emperor of the school. Sakura was the Underdog of the school. But, as the saying goes, oppisites attract... SASUSAKU TEMPORARILY ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Beautiful Face from Beneath The Mask by URNP reviews
Her face... She has a beautiful face. Itachi thought, staring at the Haruno with wide-eyes. ItaSaku. Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,524 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Crushes Between Friends by Maximum Ridegirl reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have been best friends since they can remember. Now with the last year of high school creeping up will that friendship bloom into something more? sasuxsaku, hinxnar, tenxneji, some sasuxino dedicated 2 Flirty Aquarius, my best friend!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,757 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Getting the Guy by Mikari Haruno reviews
A medley of linked songfics by Paramore. Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, and Temari get fed up of waiting, so they take their love lives into their own hands. NaruSaku, NejiTen, ShikaTema, and KibaHina. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The New Definition of Me by RainBlossom reviews
AU Sakura is now a first-year in high school and stumbles into Itachi one day- literally. With many trials, and problems with his sibling, will either of them realize that they were meant for each other? NOW TO BE AUTHORED BY AKATSUKIFANGIRL11
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Music of the Heart by MoonlightSpirit reviews
Famous rock star, Inuyasha attends the same school as Kagome. And Kagome has to show him around. Inuyasha's rude, crude and insensative. But can Kagome break through the stone wall he has built around his heart and find the real Inuyasha within?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,209 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Kunia's Kiss by UlquiorraVarroiuqlU reviews
Sakura has three siblings, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro. She is a valuable asset of Konaha. What if the Akatsuki want her on thier side?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Caffeinated Love by Channy-Chann reviews
He thought his job was idiotic. He didn’t talk to his co-workers or the customers besides the “What can I get you?” he was forced to say. He was pretty damn sure a pink-haired girl couldn’t change his life. It all started at Starbucks on a Monday morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Meow by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
He should've known this would happen. It was a family curse, almost a tradition. And he, being THE Uchiha Sasuke, just HAD to be curse-proof, right? Now if Sakura would just stop petting him, he could propose and get his good old body back. He hates cats.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,126 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood of the Cherry Blossom by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
She been broken. Her life changes when the Akatsuki take her hostage. However, perhaps fate wanted them together, drawing them together. Pairing: ItaSaku, slight SakuSasu. This is about Sakura's life once she becomes Anbu and Naruto returns with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,129 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sakura Sensei: Sidetracked! by kallmered reviews
Sakura is sensei to her team of three genin, and she sneaks away to relax alone. Shes followed and caught by Sasuke, who shocks her by showing her a thing or two about learning...lemons Saku/Sasu...third and final chapter up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bunshinsan by peachandbetty reviews
Ongoing Oneshots. ItaXIta. ItaXMany. Itachi decides to find out what his comrades find so fascinating about sex. M-rated for Bunshin-abuse. Crack for the Uchiha Itachi FC and Wadas.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Itachi U., Itachi U.
Cherry Blossoms in the Wind by Anime-Insanity reviews
Sakura bears a hate for Itachi Uchiha more than anything else in the world. But when she leaves Konoha to join the Akatsuki will she retain her hatred or will her feelings for Itachi cause her to change her ways and become his? itachiXsakura .. lemon-ness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,990 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Whiskey Lullaby Song Fic by trixterschoice reviews
Sakura breaks Itachi's heart and the story follows the flow of the song
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whispers In the Dark by Elflady88 reviews
ItaxSaku one-shot. I'm not good with summarys but mainly Sakura's reaction and feelings after Itachi's death and what happened afterwards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidden Soul by Miss Anonymiss reviews
SakuraXDeidara Deidara survives self-destruct and is captured. Sakura has Deidara's bloodline. eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Star over by silverfox10-18-90 reviews
itasaku Sakura has a little sister and they share a terible past, she bumps into itachi one night and is soon with all the Akatsuki gang members, and what about demons? this stoy is rated m for mature because some things can be a bit disterbing and lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Genius' at everything except love by Ecrire reviews
Updated. AU college, Mainly ITASAKSAS, a little NARSAK later. Itachi is a genius, Sakura is a genuis They make an odd friendship at school, but trouble really starts when Sasuke arrives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,920 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Crimson Cherry Blossom by RedandBlackTears reviews
DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki What! by BeautifulMoonLitRose reviews
its been a year scince sakura joined up with the akatsuki and discovered her fealings for two of its members. however one day when she wakes up, she comes face to face with one of its members... but it was instead... a.... kitten? itasakudei peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sakura H.
Resisting Temptations by SaiandNamika4ever reviews
Sakura's parents died when she was eight years old, and she watched them die right before her. She left the situation with a huge scar on her arm, and a voice in her head. Everyone around her thinks she's a freak...everone exept the new transfer student..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Argument by Mikari Haruno reviews
FLUFF! MY first ever non-song-related fic. An argument between Ino and Sakura over the silliest thing. Even worse, they drag poor Itachi into it! Could be seen as slightly ItaSaku, if you squint and tilt your head. Or you can just see it as nothing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Why Naruto characters shouldnt use the computer by BlackButterfly-RedRose reviews
WARNING; I DID NOT TRY. I WAS BORED IF YOU FLAME ME I WONT CARE BECAUSE ITS PROBABLY TRUE.A crackish story I thought up while brushing my teeth. No pairings. Just implied ItaSaku, ItaSasu, NaruIta, NaruSaku, and others. Hopefully its funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Blood Lust by bloodsucker vampire reviews
After a mission by Team Kakashi, Sakura was injured badly and Sasuke returned. But something's up with Sakura and the others. They were keeping something to everybody especially to Sasuke. What is it? Read and Find out! SASUSAKU and some other pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Two out of Three by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
The Akatsuki offers Sakura something too good to refuse. And it just may involve shoving coughdrops down a not-so-evil clan murder's throat. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Forest's Forbidden Love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura's a queen, born as the daughter of Mother Nature. He's a vampire, coming from the darker side of their world. It's a dangerous thing to fall in love, this she knows too well.SakuraxItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki's Girl by oricola reviews
Itachi takes Sakura with him to the Akatsuki. Alternate Universe. Changing chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Akatsuki No Sakura by MysticLyght reviews
Sakura is stuck between Akatsuki who raised her and Konoha, the place that she fell in love with on her first mission. Wanting the best for both side, what would happen to her? Sakura pairings, no yaoi, against Ino and Karen. First Fanfic! Re-writing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,510 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Blossom by Lina Mistress of Elements reviews
Itachi needs a healer so he goes to Konoha where he finds a young cherry blossom. ONe that hasn't bloomed and is with his brother. His thought is to show his brother to appreciate everything because it might be taken away. OFF HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
New Life by AnimeFreak622 reviews
Sakura is a lost vampire. Naruto finds Sakura in the forest. They live together. Will Sakura find out who killed her parents?Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Reborn by HitsugayaLuver8 reviews
Sakura has been like this for a while now, cold, emotionless, and unchangeable, ever since Sasuke left. Unpredictable things began to happen though that she would never have expected. Things that she thought could never have happened...guess she was wrong
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Geek by annasophia.x reviews
Haruno Sakura, a 15 year old teenage girl who is hiding her true identity under a "geeky" look. Of course no one would know, that she was the Heiress of the Haruno Hotel. Why would she do that? Read to find out. SasuSaku story. don't forget thee REVIEWSSS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Light in the Attic by Naburoo reviews
AU. Sakura moves to an old manor with a dark history. While hiding from her brother, she stumbles upon the upstairs attic. But she’s not alone up there… Rated M for later violence. 1 year re-write!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Courtship by Amanio reviews
Calm, soft emerald eyes slowly turned to meet the eyes of the guest, and was all put shocked to find, in the flesh, none other than Uchiha Itachi. What in the world was Uchiha Itachi doing in her household? ItachixSakura non-massacre three-shot series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Engagement by Amanio reviews
“I plan to make an announcement about us. In one week, to be exact.” “That soon?” Sakura shrieked. "Why should I wait? If one does not look after what is his, then it will be taken away before his very eyes." ItachixSakura. SEQUEL TO COURTSHIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blind by weeee2008 reviews
Sakura is a prodigy, the only thing wrong with her is that she is blind. The only people who know are the hokage, and selective few in the hospital. No one else know, not even her teammates. rated m for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Definition by Black Karasu reviews
Sakura: a girl and spy of Akatsuki, also well known for being partners with Pein. Pein: The Akatsuki's Leader, said to be from the Fuuma clan and never lost a battle. Akatsuki: A secret organization, capturing Bijuus. PeinSaku Rated T for Blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,275 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Itasaku Story, Crimson Flowers by ItaSaku302 reviews
Sakura is kidnapped by the akatsuki, and is forced to live with them, but are they really as bad as she's told, and what about Itachi....? Who am i kidding? This is probably the goofiest story you'll ever read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Wolf by and you fall reviews
It was just her luck, really, to stumble upon Uchiha Itachi when he was bathing in the river. ItaSaku. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Puppet Mistress by animeprincess503 reviews
Sakura has a secret that no one knows... except for her family, but they ' disappeared' 12 years ago. Now at the age of 22 Sakura leaves Konoha because she overheard her team mates talking about her. She becomes a missing-nin and joins Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
forbbiden love, hidden secret by xxxsilviker-chanxxxx reviews
My first high school story . Sasuke is the smartest student in konoha high school .but what happenes when he falls in love with his teacher?but she is in love and is datng his brother ,but sasuke doesen't know itasaku slight sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Doesn't Know by PlentyOfFun reviews
I know something Karin doesn't know, not even my best friend Ino knows, only Sasuke is the one who knows. ONE-SHOT LEMON! Saku/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Best Birthday Presant by ClareTurner reviews
This is written the day of his birthday July 23rd, 2008. It is a dedication for his birthday. SasuSaku; Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Legends Reborn by Lady Anata reviews
Based off of Kingdom Hearts. Three past friends. Reunited in new bodies.Three blades.Suddenly, Sakura fell forward, knocking Sasuke down and they were rolling down the firm, but steep hill. Hiatus till further notice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dying gift of a demon and the rage of a new power by SpongeHerBob reviews
Akatski attacks minutes after sasuke shows, the battle is on and people are dying, sakura feels useless but get a aparting gift from a friend in their dying moments...sakura rages, now she wants to kill sasuke and joins akatsukiItaSaku, implied NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,181 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
We Have To Be Strong by animeprincess503 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten have some important news to tell their boyfriends Sai, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji, but found them cheating on them, so they got a 6 year mission. They come back stronger and more beautiful than ever and with... kids!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sai
My Girls exboyfriend by midnightsakura66 reviews
Sasuke left Sakura for Ino and Gaara asked Sakura not long after now they're together and Sauskes jelous as Gaara sings about how stupid Sasuke was Gaasaku Song-fic enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Cursed Seal by blankdreamer reviews
She held him close to her body. He has just gotten bitten. She ignored her own seal's pain and cooed, "It's all right. I'm here. Just stay with me." And even after those words of guidance, why does he still choose to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Repentance by xImmortality09x reviews
DeiSaku. Sakura's heart has nearly frozen over with the passing years. Naruto brings Sasuke back in hopes of seeing that fire in her eyes again, but nothing seems to warm her heart... That is, except the blonde Akatsuki that was recently captured...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Sakura's Inner Strength by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
Sakura's finally found a way to be as strong as her teammates, but what she didn't know was that it came at a price. A very hefty price, and its a price she has to pay when an old enemy of hers returns for revenge. This is one fight she won't win...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Construction and Destruction of a Cherry Blossom by xXSakuraXxYakashiXx reviews
The tittle explains itself. Sakura is a beautiful girl and now she has to put up with this...the curse mark...erased memories...and losing a loved one. Can she deal with all this or is she going to wither away? Rated M FOR SAFETY! ON HOLD RIGHT NOW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The best day of my life I plan for another by Angelsorceress reviews
DISCONTINUED SASUSAKU 'What's wrong' 'I'm sorry...I-I-can't marry you...' 'What? Sakura what's wrong? You're kidding right? Our wedding day is tomorrow' 'I'm sorry Sasuke...please, just forget about me...forget about us...' FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Before it's too late by o.O Kumiko O.o reviews
Something is up with Sakura and Sasuke wants to know what it is. But will the secret Sakura tries hide destroy her relationship with Sasuke and her friends or can Sasuke and the gang do something to help Sakura with her problem before it’s too late?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,479 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oni No Sakura by I Have No Happiness reviews
Sakura is being Called Weak and Annoying, she's been called that her entire life. But, what if one day, she had enough power to prove that she wasn't weak anymore?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sakura H.
Team Hebi by Suki87 reviews
Sakura had a crush on someone from Team Hebi, and he feels the same way. Now they live in Konoha. ONESHOT! ps. it's not Sasuke. pss. R&R. psss. SuiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sakura H. - Complete
His Smile by Valentine35 reviews
Sasuke reads an entry of Sakura's dairy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Teardrops by Lady Anata reviews
Every good thing has to have a conclusion. Every good love has to have one, too. At the end of every conclusion there are usually tears. But not crimson ones. This is Haruno Sakura's conclusion. Even angels need conclusions, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,151 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Midst of Despair by BlackTempest reviews
Haruno Sakura, had become the strongest and the most beautiful kunoichi in Konoha, however she became completely emotionless and empty. Can the mass-murder Uchiha Itachi make her alive and bring her emotions back again? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,570 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fear of Storms by YummyReeses reviews
Itachi discovers Sakura's fear of storms. He also discovers a way to take her mind off of them. 6/26/08 minor edit
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Their Passion by Black Karasu reviews
Sakura has always been a quiet girl. But, something deep inside her just burst out with colorful language, right in front of the loyal Jashin follower! Hidan and Sakura Rated: T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
heaven's not enough by xxxsilviker-chanxxxx reviews
ok so this a drama fan fiction sakura becomes a ninja without emotions.. how will the truth about Uchiha Itachi change her feelings? more chapters arriving soon read and review
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Droplets of Time by awesomeloser reviews
Sakura meets Itachi when she is 6 and he is 12.They pours all their thoughts and feelings into each other. They're addicted to each other. After the Uchiha murder, Itachi leaves Konoha. 10 years later they meet again. ItaxSaku -continued-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Crashing Barriers by Reishii-Chan reviews
One-shot Crack. Crack. Crumble. Fall...She was slowly destroying his barrier. Ita/Saku. Sequel is up; Round About.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laughing Gas by Takara Makoto reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Uchiha Itachi was put on laughing gas? Well, one thing's for sure, Haruno Sakura was going to enjoy having Itachi as her patient! This is for everyone who dosen't enjoy going to the dentist hope it makes your day! ItaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tea With Itachi: A Naruto Fanfic Scrap by Lover of Stories 24 reviews
I never said I wouldn't have tea, only that I hated it." "...Sakura, has anyone ever told you how annoying you are?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Warned You by SincereSilver reviews
Itachi really should have taken Kisame's warning seriously. Fluffy, Itachi/Sakura, oneshot, some ooc
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Odd One Out by blankdreamer reviews
Haruno Sakura. The one who was a forever burden. A/N: I don't really like this story, it might be trashed soon. My writing REALLY sucks here, and hah, I'm sorry it sucked, it was written a long time ago, and my writing style has changed. Completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,228 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Restoration by Circe Rose reviews
A young woman persuades her husband to purchase a run-down manor in the Scottish highlands, ignoring the warnings of a nearby village. When she begins to restore it, she learns her new acquisition is already occupied.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2008
The Count's Conflict of Conscience by gGirl02 reviews
Beginning with the eerie carriage ride to the castle, Dracula begins to waver between personas that ultimately result in his downfall. Dracula's alternate ego takes on a life of its own, & Vlad is thrown into conflict as his good & evil side battle it out
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Haruno Sakura: A Life Story by mistressofmischeif reviews
This is my story. Meet me the girl who always has something odd to say. This is my wild and crazy ride through dealing with life's problems and stupid mistakes. Hope you enjoy, Sakura Highschool fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,073 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
six by kateshay reviews
6 that was the number that I love and hated most. That was how far apart in age we were. How many days a week I could not speak with him when I was younger, the time of night we would meet, and how many years it has been since I last saw him. "Itachi"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Remnants by Shadow of the Yakuza reviews
Sakura encounters an injured wolf and decides to heal it. In doing so, she unknowingly enters a life full of stress as she finds out that the wolf she has promised to care for is really the missing Uchiha Itachi. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Akatsuki no Sakura by Clairesa-chan reviews
Sakura must travel to the past in order to save the Akatsuki. Love triangle. SakuraxDeidaraItachiNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The newest member by Lilyofthevine16 reviews
Chieko Akane newest member of team seven. She has a past like Sasukes but only darker and more life threatening. And secret love for pudding.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Runaway Kunoichi by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura can't find anything else in Konoha and is hit with the reality that Sasuke will never love her and never come back so she leaves.Rated for safety. PEIN X SAKURA COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Heels That Tread On Love by kallmered reviews
Sakura's company makes a merger with Uchiha Prints and her new partner becomes a sinful distration. They are instantly attracted and he bluntly makes his intentions known. But Sakura has bad luck with men...Will that stop him? Probably not. AU Saku/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,806 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Devours by hyenateeth reviews
Zetsu was never good at expressing his feelings. ZetsuxSakura oneshot. Very Dark-fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
Picture This by NoCoolNameHere reviews
M For language....No flamers ok....Dont own Naruto..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Kunoichi by Servant of Time reviews
The Godaime has no other choice but to send her apprentice to infiltrate Akatsuki. Along the way Sakura's mission becomes blurred. What choice will she have when her old friends and her new friends clash? Whose side will she choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
I Dind't Know What Love Was, Until I Met You by BellaXXMarieXXCullen reviews
Bella has never been loved by anyone, even her parents.That is until she meets the Cullen family and their son, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2008
A Black Rose by Black Karasu reviews
She was a black rose. Having to deal with family losses, adoption, kill, blood, demons, and high school. Pairing: ItachixSakura A lot of Ino bashingSasuke bashing! Rated T for A LOT of death. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,234 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Her Secret by xokatherine229 reviews
She has a secret that no one knows about, not even her. But when she starts to have nightmares that start to reveal her past and clues leading her closer to her past, she runs into a old friend that is now an enemy? Does he know about her past? Sakura X
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,141 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Crossing Paths by Blacksatin34 reviews
Itachi meets Sakura when she is little what will happen when they meet again ItachiSakura some HinataNaruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Attack Of The Chibi Ninjas! by Tsuna De Vongola Decimo reviews
A crackfic. Sakura, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Kisame and Tobi get turned into chibi versions of themselves. What will happen in their chibi lives? On Hold
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Recovering Lost Memories by SharinganAnbuSakura reviews
Sakura Haruno is captured by the Akatsuki and after a few nights, she begins to have dreams that seem familiar. Will the ones who know of the events of the past tell her or will they leave her in the dark? Full Summary Inside. ItaSaku -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,948 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
From Hell To Heaven by Ake92 reviews
Her father rapes her, Sasuke is a jerk, Naruto seems to be the only one who cares. But after the chunin exams, the Akatsuki kidnap her so they can use her. sakura now finds herself in the arms of Itachi Uchiha, and falling in love. Possible Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Secret Identities, Secret Lives by Scarlet Flames13 reviews
AU: Kagome and Sango are the secretive losers in school. It takes two of the 'populars' to figure out what their secret is, and when they do, they're wishing that they never did. IK MS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,906 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
My Enemy by VesperChan reviews
She was his enemy, so why was she healing him? He was her enemy, so why was he pressing her to the floor in a kiss that took her breath away? Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Prodigy That Loves Me by Fifteen Flavors reviews
Sakura's life is horrible. Everyone in the village hates her. But what happens when she discovers that a certain handsome prodigy likes her? And does she like him too? Read to find out. ItaSaku, AUish, nonmassacre, contains fluff. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakura's Point by Miss DaiBerry reviews
Okay, this is the second time i've posted this thing. hmph, if it goes crazy on me again I swear.. whatevs, anway, Sasuke comes back to get some kids out of Sakura but she's sudddenly kidnapped by none other than itachi,itasaku.btw im doing the chaps 1by1
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Skin & Bones by korinara reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
It's Going Downhill From Here by Chi-san is AWESOMENESS reviews
She was dumped. Her stupid cousin is moving in. She's got to live in the basement. She feels...invisible. Sakura needs comfort. The world is hard to handle when alone. ITAXSAKU [will be deleted if there are very little reviews]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
I'm a WHAT? by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
oneshot.SasuSaku. "Then there's the vampire fic, where Sakura is taken as vampire Sasuke's mate..""...""Suuuure you're not perverted, Sakura..." AU generalization
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Born Weak, Grew Up Strong by Black Karasu reviews
She tries not being weak...She truly did. She gets help by a certain Uchiha as Konoha finds out and arrests her. Sasuke after her to make the next Uchiha heir. Itachi protecting her... ItachiXSakura [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,754 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Crimson Reflection by Dangerously Wicked reviews
Sakura Haruno is a fallen angel. Every full moon and new moon she changes into her 'true form', and can shapeshift into a wolf. There are a few problems.. 1. Every vampiredemon are atracted to her. 2. Her and one other are the last of their kind..sakurax?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dancing Cherry Blossom by SeyoukaiStar reviews
Sakura wont be at her wedding tomorrow.Because Sasuke doesn't love her, and she just wants to start over.And she knows where to go.The Akatsuki base.From now on, she will be their medic.Sasuke has broken her heart, but maybe Itachi can mend it.ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Haruno Sakura of the Akatsuki by Chi-san is AWESOMENESS reviews
Sakura Haruno is now a part of the Akatsuki. She has newfound powers and has made good friends with the other members. This summary is stupid. ' you'll have to read to find out, I guess, haha! [HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Veneer by korinara reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
The New Sannin by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
Sakura, Naruto and Itachi are the new Sannin. Naruto is Hokage and Itachi and Sakura are the leaders of the Akatsuki. How will Sasuke react to this? And whats this? Sakura is Itachi's girlfriend! slight itaxsaku moments. full summary inside.K just in case
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,853 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Team Hebi's Cherry by Purple Mistress reviews
Sakura is now part of Team Hebi. Sasuke wants to destroy Itachi and Sakura wants to destroys hers. Naruto is the Hokage spoiler ch.360 SasuSaku Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And now, a Response by MightyMouseSinger reviews
Oneshot. What if Dracula read what we write? His thoughts. not mine, written in 5 minutes and wanted to share. forgot: I don't own the character
Dracula - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Ask the Naruto Cast by Inuzuka Mitsuki reviews
Ask any Naruto character any question. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Gai, Lee, Neji, Tenten, Temari, Gaara, Kankuro, Baki, Ino, Shikamaru, Asuma, Chouji, Kurenai, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Kisame,......
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
The Strength from Within by Wounded Angel reviews
What if Sakura wasn't so weak and useless as she thinks? What if she found her true strength and thereby also love? We all have secrets, some are just not aware of them. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,499 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
It's My Life by Itachilova101 reviews
Uchiha Itachi is a very angsty and depressed senior in High School. Haruno Sakura is a very timid, very shy, depressed senior, as well. With a few connections and a few too many likenesses, can the two cause sparks to fly? ItaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Betrayed by Tri17 reviews
Sakura is given a mission to the Akatsuki. There she becomes their medic, and tries to gain the trust of the Akatsuki members. Can she become friends with them...and even fall in love? ItachiXSakura COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,535 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Adamina20 reviews
Itachi tries to tell Sakura that even though they have a relationship, he doesn't want to be touched in front of Akatsuki members, no kissing in public. But Sakura has a different opinion about it. ItaSaku, both OOC, some language. READ AND REVIEWS!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Torrent of Tears by VesperChan reviews
Kisama when he finds the Samehada and remembers the one person that saves his life by now knowing how to swim. Kisama Sakura fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
The Akatsuki Girls: Whose Weak Now? by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
Summary: Yes, it's another one of those ones where the guys call the girls weak so the girls leave. But I added a twist. The girls leave and become missing nins but are captured by the Akatsuki! Will love bloom? Mabye... Rated K for safety.ItaxSaku main.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,848 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Curry by BlackElement7 reviews
Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
What Happened After by Alieyxa reviews
[AU] Takes place years after Sasuke has returned to Konoha, and Naruto has become Hokage. Everything has been relatively normal in Konoha, but what happens when an old enemy resurfaces? Pairings: starts as SasuSaku,becomes ItaSaku with NaruHina, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,039 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakura's Depature by my lil' cherry blossom reviews
Since the day that her parents died, she wants to go away from Konoha to keep Naruto and the others safe. While traveling, she gets stuck with Itachi. She learns things about her pass and asks tons of questions for Itachi. Please read and review saku&ita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Red Cloud Kunoichi by iRibbon reviews
Itachi and Sakura have been together for a while, Sakura is part of the Akatsuki and everyone accepts her. Until one night when her and Itachi bring life to others. Sasuke becomes angry and hates Itachi more than ever. [ItaxSaku] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,485 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blossom of a No Life King by Akasuna no Morana aka A.H.S reviews
Night. Never had one, simple word meant so much. Darkness, evil, fear....Loneliness. Unfortunately for one lost soul,...It meant the turning to a new chapter in her life. A new chapter that was unwillingly began. SakuXAlucard! Yes its a cross over! Hello
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Alucard, Sakura H.
Next Contestant by ArtYume reviews
[Sonfic] [ItaSaku] My contribution to Valentine's day. Itachi doesn't like all the guys around Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stop Rigging Your House! by BlackElement7 reviews
Tenten rigs her house. What happens when Neji stays at her house for the night? NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Red Moon by Amanio reviews
For a creature such as herself, this kind of attraction was sinful-- it would literally destroy the world she was so very accustomed to. But at this moment, that didn't matter-- her attraction to him was far too great. ItachixSakura Warning: LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're Beautiful by VanityWantsYou reviews
After getting rejected by the girl he liked, Sasuke begins to doubt his own looks. Who better to reassure the young Uchiha than his older brother? ItaSasu Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry Blossom Christmas by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
SideStory to Blood of the Cherry Blossom. How does Sakura spend her first Christmas with Akatsuki? OneShot. Complete. 1 out of 1. ItachixSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dracula: The Abridged Script by Tristan2 reviews
Basically a parody of the Coppola movie. I love the movie but everybody can poke fun at it once in a while! Please RR I will love you forever!
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2004
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Pain of Siblings reviews
Having a sister that's nine years younger than you can be quite the hassle, but when you run a big organization like Akatsuki? You love your sister, but sometimes, a sacrifice has to be made...sorry Sakura, you're going to Konoha. "Who are you?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,885 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Secrets reviews
Sakura Haruno has something to hide from the world.It will all soon be exposed, or will it? Questions that are asked will be answered. Always known but never seen. Will she learn her own dark secrets though...or throw it all away...On Hiatus! 3 3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H.
Bonding Time reviews
Series of one-shots dedicated to Zetsu and Sakura's bonding times. There is no summary, cause each chapter is different. Review me prompts and ideas you've had for ZetSaku. Rules inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Zetsu, Sakura H.
Traveling Rin'negan reviews
First time ever has there been two Rin'negan Users in the same century. Never the less the same decade. What will happen, now that the two Rin'negan users team up...? Who will win this war...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
The Demon Siblings of Darkness reviews
Sakura Haruno is the owner of Darkness. It clings to her in the form of darkness, though she doesn't even know it yet. Sealed in her human form, her heart is as warm as the sun. Though soon, it'll be froze....DISCONTINUED. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Darkened Cherry reviews
A dark princess rests in the simple Cherry Blossom, waiting...waiting...waiting...but wait, a dark prince is awake in the elder Uchiha...what will-no, what COULD happen once the dark princess awakens...? Read to find out. On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
The Next Rinnegan User reviews
Sakura is the third Rinnegan user. Pein hears about it and trains her/In Prologue theres more information!\. What will happen to our dear Sakura-chan? Click the title of this story to find out :3 Sakux? RxR Also there's cookies in here! DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
My Little Spy! reviews
Watch as Sakura grows from the little girl to the Little Spy for the Akatsuki and Itachi. Watch as she laughs in her prey's faces. New swords, new kills, watch out world, Sakura's not a happy girl. on Hiatus. Sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Itachi U.
Kitsune No Sakura At Your Service reviews
Sakura Haruno\Daughter of Kyuubi and Minto/Strong as she could be, there's still trouble lumming everywhere\From Akatsuki, to Konoha, to villages, to searching for the demons/Now mix it all with a lot of demons and wat do ya get?\My story/On Hiatus\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sakura H.
Evil Is All Around Us reviews
NoT/a\SoNgFiC! No matter what happens, they stood together. And it'll stay that way, even though they BOTH got bit by Oro-chan! No matter! They still hold secrets from each other that are exposed Sooner or later! On Hiatus. Sorry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Combined Revenge reviews
How harsh a change is measured by the change itself.Sakura gets changed by being taken away from her "family", Konan Nagato and Yahiko.Taken to Leaf, a grudge forms.Madara Uchiha is stirring up something in his pot, and Sakura is apart of it.on Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Nagato, Sakura H.
Pure Blooded Love Bites reviews
The Uchiha Clan holds a deep, dark secret that doesn't wish to be let free. Uchiha Sakura is that very secret. What happens if that secret stirs up the current Uchiha clan? Chaos will most likely ensue...watch out world, here she comes! On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
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