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DOB: June 14, 1994
DOD: Do I look dead to you? D:
Doing on fanfiction.net: Boredum and fangirlism. =D
Favorite anime: Hellsing OVA
Favorite T.V. show: True Blood!
Favorite couples: ItaSaku, PeinSaku, MadaSaku, etc.
Most hated couples: Most Yaoi, ALL Yuri...Sookie with Bill...
Loves most: AKATSUKI!
Weirdness: I'm INSANE!!
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is sarah
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Coscat, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
...() () (\_/) (\_/)
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)
"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie
The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX
If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!
If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile
Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile.
ANBU ARE COOL,CREEPY,AND SNEEKY AT THE SAME TIME!!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy
Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway)
1) When she acts shy - say i love you
2) When she runs away from you - chase her
3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)
4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight
5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you
6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention
7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go
8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL
9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it
10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her
11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'
12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry
13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers
TOTAL SIGNS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS)
Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To
Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?
What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?
Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?
Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?
Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?
Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?
What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?
ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you like to bite people,copy this onto your profile.
If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"
If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile.
If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio.
If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile
If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile.
If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile.
If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile.
Fourty-Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
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If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Frozen Angel Wings, candyluver, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX
You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...
You eat Ramen all day every day.
You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.
You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.
You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.
You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.
You cover half of your face with a mask.
You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.
You try to walk up trees using your feet only.
You draw whiskers on your face.
You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.
You draw black circles around your eyes.
You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.
You run with your arms behind you.
You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.
...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .
You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".
You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"
You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.
You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.
You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.
You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.
You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.
You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.
You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”
Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat
Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.
You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.
You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"
You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"
You have to put on a headband before a major competition.
...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu
You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).
You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.
You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".
You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.
Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.
You try to make pairings between characters.
You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.
You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.
You carry puppets with you.
You call your group of friends a "three man cell".
"Art is a Bang"
Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.
The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.
You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.
You spy on girls and call it research.
You try to summon a frog in biology class.
...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".
You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
You have a pet pig named Tonton.
You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.
You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.
You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.
You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
You start making hand signs.
...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"
You try to sign a contract with blood.
You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"
You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"
You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay
You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal
You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld
You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim
You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left
You think Byakugan looks a little painfull
You even write in Adult Fanfiction
You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden
You make up your own little Naruto world in your head
You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto
...And also try to add to this list as well
How many fanfictions do you have submitted?
About…ten or eleven
Which one has the most reviews?
Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service
Which fanfiction has the most words?
Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service
Which fanfiction has the most chapters?
(Once again) Kitsune-No-Sakura At Your Service
What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?
What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?
Hm...well it depends. Would quality or quanity bring in more readers?
Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?
Yeah. Five of 'em have. At least once.
Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?
Yep! All of them have at least six. That’s the least. The most, is 23 -sulks-
Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?
Yep! The least is five(I have two of those! DX) and the most is 27! -sulks, again-
What genre do you most frequently write in?
I don’t keep track, and nor do I care. But if I had to choose, dark and action, I guess.
Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?
Sadly, but I’m reframing from writing them at the beginning, only at the end now, unless it’s required or whatever.
Do you update frequently?
Not only do I have too many ideas, but I have lost all of my inspiration on most of them! Oh no! But I’m TRYING to work on the chapters for Combined Revenge, Evil Is All Around Us(I’m in the same place, that I was about..half a year ago? -sweatdrop-), My Little Spy!(Yes, I happy that I am!), Pure Blooded Love Bites, and Secrets…
OVERALL...never, lol. I've got hundreds on my computer,though! ...just, erm ..none that are up on ff.net...
Do you frequently use original characters?
Do you mean OC’s? If so, then I don’t really use them unless my story really calls for it. if not, then yes, I use the canon characters all the time.
Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?
Nope! But some of the opinions that I use in my Fanfictions are mine. Sadly, I make the characters too much like me. In most of my Fanfictions, has anyone wondered how she will go from being so happy(Like I TRY to make her) to evil, dark, and hate-filled? Yeah, well, it’s the way that I write Fanfictions. >_> I imagine myself in that characters place, even if it’s a guy. So yeah. Sorry if people are annoyed by that, I’m trying not to do that, but it’s very hard…-sob- JUST DON’T FLAME ME FOR IT!
But usually, no, things that happen in my fanfictions don't happen to me.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X
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getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
My most favorite character, would have to be Itachi. I mean, he’s a great role-model!(Muwahahhhahahahahha!)
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
ItaSaku, PeinSaku, and HidaSaku(in order!)
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Yes, both! W00t!
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Nah, but I WISH! I always try to decide on who I'd be..I still can't decide!
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Well let’s see here…A shiny Kimimaro card, a Naruto Official Guide book, Naruto magazine(I think :S), and….that’s about it. T.T
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
Uhm, apparently a long time ago. Now? Nah, I'm good...owo" I mean, not of a Naruto character...-wiggles eyebrows- Hellsing's Alucard all the way baby XD
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina, I’m not a big fan on KibaHina, but I’ll read the fanfiction if the stories good. T.T
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
Ohh…this ones hard for me…-sobs- I have been getting annoyed with SasuSaku, because Sasuke’s a total bastard. On the other hand, SasuNaru is cute, because Naruto and Sasuke are best friends, and Sasuke and Sakura are so NOT best friends. In fact, Sasuke practicly hates Sakura’s guts(Oh dear, if it wasn’t true then it would be SasuSaku!) but, I’m choosing Sasu…Naru! W00t!
9. Which team is your favorite?
My favorite team….does a Organization count? :3 I like the Akatsuki A LOT better then anyone! In fact, I hate Konoha. (SPOILERS!) I’m glad that Pein destroys the place. >_>”
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
No, because Tobi is MADARA UCHIHA! DUN DUN DUNNNN!!
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Uh, duh. If you don't know that by now, then you REALLY need to go read...or watch.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Pein/Nagato, or Hidan…I so can’t choose….T.T Sadly.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Anti-Sasuke! DIE, BASTARD! I mean, if he wasn't such a prick, then he'd be cool...buuuut...
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
…Sadly not. I’m with the Manga, but I’ve missed a lot
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
….Sadly not, again. I’m going to read all of them, one day!!
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Hmmm…No, I think it’s just his own personality, he’s a bright kid, not smart wise, but everyone could use a little smile every once in a while. But, just don’t put Naruto in the same room with Itachi or any other Uchiha..O.o His blood might be on the walls by the hours over…O_O””
17. Sub or dub?
Dub! I can handle Sub, but I'd much rather be able to hear what they say and actually WATCH the episode, not have to watch the damned subtitles. DX
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura! She can be transformed ANY way and it wouldn’t matter! X3 Plus, she is like a role model for any girl!(Not me, though, too bright. Dx) I mean, she is very determined and knows what love is. Which is something that not a lot of people can say they do know.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Mostly funny. I would be laughing whenever he would bug someone, but then I’d punch him whenever he started to annoy me. >.>
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Gah, do you even have to ask!? TOO HAPPY! TOO HAPPY!! -seizure-
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
I would have to say…well...it's a tie between Haku and Deidara...
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Rock Lee=idiot. I'm not saying he's weird, because weird is good. Sooo...
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Hmmm...I would have to say Sakura. I only really like her whenever she's strong, mentally twisted (or not, that's optional...), usually hate-filled...in other words, a rather dark Sakura.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Yes. I love them. I haven't read any lately...because I've read all the ones that I've found interesting..>.>"
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Yes. A LOT. owo"
27. Do you like lemons?
Damn straight I do!!
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
My mother on some things, she can’t say Japanese worth shit, and she just gets annoyed at me whenever I start to rattle on and on about it! XD
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Duh! Who hasn’t!?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
No, but I’d like to!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
I really can't draw very good. I don't really draw Naruto, and no one at my school really likes Naru-tard, so..
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? Nope. I don't draw Naruto.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Not at all this year. >.>" Luckily..
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Depends. I was broke before Naruto. XD
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
YES! I so do….
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Fuck no. Pein is the leader. >_>
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
Nope. Don't draw Naruto at all.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Ugh. Dear god no. He wasn't even sexy to begin with.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yeah. Umi(one of my stories that I haven’t added to FF.net), Yokoshima Uchiha(I added it, but this stupid ass bitch flamed me and no one would read it, so I deleted it), and a lot of others..I had to make a few(about twenty!) for “Pure-Blooded Love Bites” >_>” and then about twenty more for “Black Heart”, that I will not EVER be adding onto FF.net…Oh, and she’s also a OC of mine. Her name is Kuroshin Uchiha. Kuroshin means Black Heart, that’s what the title is named after. X3
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Truthfully, at one point, my answer would be maybe. I'd day dream in class of Itachi and Kisame coming and rescuing me from my school. Now...I'm pretty content with school...otherall, right now, I do not think Naruto has taken over my life. Perhaps Hellsing, but not Naruto..lolololol. Anyone know where to get a Hellsing survey?
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Did you know...
Itachi- Stupid Sasuke had to kill him. Well it turned out Itachi was innocent. SO HA! PWNAGE, SASUKE!!
Jiraiya- I almost quit reading Naruto after i saw him die. No more Ero-Sennin means no more Icha Icha! Kakashi will kill himself when he hears the news!
From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer
From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide
Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer.
It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race.
Grievance the First: Lifestyle
It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo.
Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct.
Grievance the Second: Method
Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way:
"Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident."
Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress.
A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal.
Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan
As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens.
By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations.
Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power
Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status.
Default Vampire powers are the following:
Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire.
Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire.
Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex."
President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race.
Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language.
Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so.
Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself.
Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat.
Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded.
-We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless.
-In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves.
-In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race.
-We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children.
-It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson.
Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I hate it. ick.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian
I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.
I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.
I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.
I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.
I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.
I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.
I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.
I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.
I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.
I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.
I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.
I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.
I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.
I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.
I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.
I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.
I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.
I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.
I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.
I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.
I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.
I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.
I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.
I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.
I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.
I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.
I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.
I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.
I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.
I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.
I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.
I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.
I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.
I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.
I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.
I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.
I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.
I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMO-PHOBE.
I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. x
Total: 12 >o>
Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You smile a lot more than you should. x
Total: 8 (…really? )
Female Come Backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
(there are a few for this next one)
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: are you a super model?
Man: so did it hurt?
Man: you're so beautiful you would make the goddess of beauty envious
Man: I fell in love with you at first sight.
Man: your very presince makes my heart beat so fast.
Man: when I'm with you I feel like I can fly.
Man: you know youre so beautiful I'm going to put you at the top of my hot list
Man: when I'm with you I feel so safe.
Man: your eyes they're beatiful.
Man: your lips are like roses.
Man: i could spend all night kissing you.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart
1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow
2. What's your first initial?
3. What month were u born?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name one of your friends
6. Name a number 1-100
7. Do you like flying or driving more
8. Do you like lakes or oceans more
Think of a wish, but don't write it...1
1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
2. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
4. if you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change
5. This person is your best friend
6. If It Is:
1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life
7. If you chose:
Flying - You like adventure
8. if you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself
9. This wish will come true only if you repost this
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts
It is not necessary to yell “BURN” every time Snape takes a point from Gryffindor.
I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do whatever I want.
I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherine day.
I will not wear my “DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT” shirt to school.
I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, “Morsmordre” is just plain mean.
I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”.
I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”.
I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
I will not say, “Dude get a life” to Voldemort.
I must not point at Voldemort and say “I taught him everything he knows.”
A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.
I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his “Happy place”.
I will not jump up, yelling “VOLDEMORT, RUN!” in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.
I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.
I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?”
Asking: “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and then walking away is only funny the first time.
The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartelics, and the Junior Death Eaters.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.
Seamus Finnegan is not “after me lucky charms”.
I will not tell Draco and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight.
If a classmate falls asleep I will not take advantage of this fact and draw a dark mark on their arm
"I will not make any jokes about LUPIN and 'his time of the month'."
So You Want to Be a Death Eater..Your guide to everything evil!This list may contain spoilers!
Greetings, new follower:
If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).
The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
Yours in infamy,
Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.
Aims of the society:
List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:
(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)
Long Black Robes (Casual)
Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).
Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.
Death Eater Rules:
No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore.
Frequently Asked Questions:
What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?
As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:
Being slowly eaten by a manticore.
What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?
Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.
What is the salary like?
You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.
Does the Dark Mark hurt?
Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?
Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?
No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.
But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)
Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?
You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.
Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?
Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.
What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?
This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.
The Death Eater Anthem (to be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.
Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?
Health and Safety:
Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.
However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:
Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.
Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.
If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)
Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).
Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.
If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.
Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.
Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.
Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.
Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.
Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.
Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.
Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).
Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.
Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)
HAHAHAHA! I laughed SO hard when I read that! So you wanna be a Death Eater? HAHAHAHAHA
95 of all teenage girls would jump off a cliff if Stephanie meyers made Edward Cullen die in the Twilight saga. Copy and paste if you'd be one of the ones laughing themselves to death!
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Whoever criticizes our generation has quite obviously forgotten who raised it."
"RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry"
'Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'
'Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.'
'Dear bed, I'm sorry I left you so early in the morning. I'm really regretting it...please take me back.'
'I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.'
'Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.'
'Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.'
You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius is limited
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…
True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
There are three kinds of people:
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I hear voices and they don’t like you.”
“I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in my favor?!”
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous
Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge
True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it
real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long
The world is cruel... get used to it!
Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
-All sane people who worked here quit
-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Boy friend and boyfriend. A single space tells the difference-and its a big one.
No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry...
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.
WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
If you think Itachi is hot copy and paste this on to your profile!
If you think Madara is hot then copy and paste this on to your profile!
If you think Itachi's father and his clan (excluding Mikoto and and Sasuke when he was 7) can burn in hell copy and paste this on to your page!
If you think Pein could be the perfect brother for Sakura copy and paste this on to your page!
If you think the creater of Naruto should never had made Sakura so weak in the show copy and paste this on to your page!
Calling meFAKEwon't make youREAL
Calling meSTUPIDwon't make youSMART.
Calling meWEAKwon't make youSTRONG
Calling meUGLYwon't make youPRETTY
Calling mePOORwon't make youRICH
Calling meFATwon't make youPERFECT
Calling meUNCOOLwon't make youCOOL
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