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Joined 04-19-08, id: 1555850, Profile Updated: 01-15-09
Author has written 11 stories for Friends.

ABOUT ME:

Favorite Color: Blue, Red, Pink, bright Green, and Orange

Favorite Food: Macaroni and Cheese, Pizza, Italian, Chinesse, and grilled Chesse Sandwhich!

Favorite Clothing Store: Hollister, Abercrombie, Journeys, UUGS, American Eagle, Aeropostale, Mandees, Express, The Limited, Forever 21, and Charlotte Russe

Favorite Channel On Tv: TNT, TBS, CW11, MTV, HBO, And ON DEMAND

Favorite Songs/Singer: Coldplay, John Mayer, Avril Lavigne, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Beyonce, Usher, T.I, September, Paramore, Boys like Girls, Good Charlotte, Enya, Neyo, Lil Wayne, One Republic, Akon, Brandy, Aerosmith, Puff Daddy, Katie Perry, Jason Mraz, Ect.

Favorite Radio Station: Z100; http://www.z100.com/main.html

Favorite Award Shows: Oscars, Emmys, Video Music Awards, People's Choice award, Golden Globe, And Grammys.

Favorite Site: FANFICTION.NET.

Favorite TV Show: Friends, Gossip Girl, and Greys Anatomy.

Favorite Couples:

Friends: JOEY AND RACHEL/CHANDLER AND MONICA/PHOEBE AND MIKE/PHOEBE AND DAVID/

Gossip Girl: NATE AND BLAIRE/NATE AND SERENA/SERENA AND DAN/CHUCK AND BLAIRE/JENNY AND NATE/VANESSA AND DAN

Greys Anatomy: MC.DREAMY AND ME!

Favorite Actress: Jennifer aniston, Kiera Knightley, Kate Hudson, Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon, Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie, Courtney Cox, Cameron Diaz, Renee Zellweger, and Kate Winslet.

Home: 3 Bedroom Home Located in On The Ave Hotel in New York, New York.

Age: 14

Average Grades in School: 85-100 (B-A+)

Pet: Puppy (Yorkshire Named LuLu, but Ran Away) Currently have a Parakeet Named Bella :)


FAVORITE F.R.I.E.N.D.S Quotes:


Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!


Phoebe: See.. He's Her Lobster!


Joey: Could I BE Wearing any more clothes?!


Rachel: Hey! Just so you KNOW! It's NOT that Common! It DOESN'T 'HAPPEN TO EVRY GUY', and IT IS a big DEAL!


Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.. Did I just say that out loud?


Joey: I think I'm falling in love with you


Joey: You don't own a TV? Then what's all your furniture Pointing at!?


Joey: How You doin'?


Monica: Hey! The camera adds ten pounds!

Chandler: Then how many camera are actually on you??


Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!


Monica: Oh my god. How cute is the new eye doctor?

Rachel: So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye


Janice: OH MY GOD!!


Monica: I made this game what it is!

Chandler: Not fun anymore?!


Chandler: " (To joey who is removing his tie.) Would you put that back on. Monica's gonna be here any minute.

Joey: " But it hurts my Joey's Apple."

Chandler: " Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man."


Joey: "What are you doing?"

Chandler: "I'm getting dressed."

Joey: Why?"

Chandler: "When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me"


Chandler (to Joey): You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!


Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler!...Which isn't a sexual thing.


Joey: The big question is, "does he like you?" All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.

Rachel: A moo point?

Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.


Joey and Rachel: Vavanopollie!


Rachel: See? Unisex.

Joey: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.

Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.

Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.


Phoebe: Chandler and Monica. Chandler and Monica! Oh, my eyes, my eyes!


Ross: That tastes like FEET!


Rachel: you fell as-leeeeeeep?!


Monica: ~ Seven, seven, seven, seven...


Phoebe: Smelly cat...smelly cat, it's not your fault...


Joey: What's not to like? Jam good, custard good, meat GOOOOOD!!


Ross: Pivot. Pivot. Pivot. PIVOT!


Joey: You slept out here?

Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling Myron, get off!

Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me were getting rid of her.

Rachel: Joey, I cant do that!

Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I dont need that kind of talk in my house!

Rachel: Well Joey, uhm look, I know that shes difficult, but I think its really good that shes here.

Joey: 'Cause we will appreciate it more when shes gone?


My Favorite Quotes From Several Stories:

Phoebe’s words replayed in her mind. "Your soul mate can hear your call from across the room or across the world."

She watched Joey trying to placate Lydia, who was screaming and smacking him on the arm with her tiny clutch purse. He was so obviously out of his league with her. She was shrewd and manipulative and scheming – everything he was not.

Look at me,

Rachel silently called to him.

Remind me of what we have together.

Joey raised his head suddenly as if he’d heard a shot. His eyes found Rachel and he raised his eyebrows in a wordless question. She answered with a feeble smile, feeling as if every bone in her body had turned to water.

He’d heard her calling him. They’d proved Phoebe’s theory.

- Past & Present By, RoseOnAVine


“Anyways, The Wiggles are pretty cool, I mean they have catchy songs, bright colors and check this out, “Chandler began to explain, “Put your hands out in front of you.” Both Ross and Joey did so, “Now only keep your thumb and index finger up.” He instructed and the two listened. “Now the one that makes and “L” facing you is your left hand!”

“Wow, I never noticed that!” Ross said still examining his hands, “Makes you feel kind of dumb that little kids know this and us adults don’t” he sated and Chandler nodded.

“I don’t see it!!” Joey whined

Over by Rachel and Monica, the two were still sitting down watching the kids.

Hearing Rachel’s voice Ross looked around and saw her waving at him, he smiled as he waved back. Joey turned around to see what Ross was doing and saw Rachel; he smiled quickly waved back using his right hand that still had only his thumb and index finger up.

“Oh my God!” Rachel gasped, as she brought her hand to her mouth

“What?” Monica asked concerned.

“I think Joey just called me a loser!” she said still surprised, Monica just laughed.

- The One Where They Go To Disney Land By, NannyGirl


(The dentist office; Emma, Rachel, and Ross are in the waiting room.)

Rachel: (Reading vogue) Wow! 50 off at Gucci!

Ross: (Picks up a magazine off the table) Hey, Rach. Why don’t you try reading something like this. (Shows her the magazine)

Rachel: (Takes the magazine from him and begins to read it) ‘Need some help finding your true love. Sign up now to find someone single in your area’? Ross, I’m married! (Throws it on his lap)Why don’t you read it?!

Ross: (Mad) Fine! (Looks through the magazine) I have a girlfriend, you know?

Rachel: Oh god..

Ross: Oh what’s wrong? Are you jealous?

Rachel: (Putting her magazine down; annoyed) Wow! It’s 10 years ago! (Glares at Ross then continues to read)

- The One Where Emma gets Her Braces By, JoeyRachel4eva


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All For You by Schmidge reviews
I'm back! After 10 years Chapter 15 is finally up! Please R&R
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Joey T., Rachel G.
All the Deadly Sins by Gabe reviews
UPDATED Murder. Deceit. Revenge. Blackmail. Greed. When you're young, when you're rich, and when you're powerful, you'll stop at nothing to keep what you have. And everyone else will stop at nothing to take it away. Warning, Rated R.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 9/15/2002
TOW Another Inappropriate Song by Vee22 reviews
Ross and Rachel aren't the only parents who discover that an inappropriate song can make their child laugh.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
The One With The Wrecked Christmas SEASON 11! by 8srfan reviews
THE FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW PUBLISHED! It's Ross and Rachel's wedding, Joey is missing and will Ross EVER get over Joey being in love with Rachel? This is the finale you do NOT want to miss. Comedy, Comedy, and TONS of Drama. Read n Review Plz.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,336 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Season 11 TOW The Imitation Friends by unagi23 reviews
Joey finds something odd about his new neighbors.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
The One Where They Go to Disney Land by nannygirl reviews
The title says all! My first Friends Story! Please review!New scene added! Finally!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,784 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
The One with the Turkey on Monica's Head by shopgirl152 reviews
Chandler has just confessed his love to Monica. Now comes the hard part...getting the turkey off her head.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
The One With Rachel's Choice by x-iccle-amy-x reviews
Set at the start of the 10th Season. Joey and Rachel have just started a relationship. How will Ross take it? Is Joey better for her than the father of her child? My 1st fanfic.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
Back to you by tini243 reviews
“If you could go back in time, change something that went wrong for you, would you do it?” “In a heartbeat.” AU JR, MC
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,442 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006
A Perfect Fit by tini243 reviews
They felt like nothing and no one could ever come between them. They were wrong.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,774 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Touching the Stars by tini243 reviews
Ever since the time they watched 'Cujo' together, she was addicted to being close to him. Everything she did came from that. JnR
Friends - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,951 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Complete
A Haven All Their Own by RachoeyFan reviews
CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY UP! This is a replacement Season 7 for 'Friends.' JnR. Ross and Elaine, (and more coming soon...) Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in this story. Bright, Kauffman, and Crane do.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,999 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
TOW The Reunion by Lindsey2 reviews
The death of a friend from college is affecting the group in ways nobody could imagine.... Now complete!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,585 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Complete
Past & Present by RoseOnAVine reviews
COMPLETE! Rachel must choose between her past and future - will tragedy be the result? Alternate S10, JR with some RP, rated R for sexual content.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,660 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
Gonna Be Love by Schmidge reviews
A Joey and Rachel Story
Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 11/1/2002
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The One Where Joey and Phoebe go to Six Flags reviews
Emma has cold feet when Ross and Rachel takes her to get her braces. Joey and Phoebe go on a suprising adventure when Monica gives them tickets to go to Six Flags. Monica and Chandler go to the Geller's place and end up being miss welcomed; M/C COMPLETE
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Choices 2: I'm With You Song by Avril Lavigne reviews
J/R are Finally Together, and they're welcoming a new life into their own. New Trouble comes ahead. New Love. New Life. New.. Everything. TWO MORE CHAPTERS LEFT!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,045 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
Joey's night out reviews
Joey goes out the bar and tries his luck at picking up chicks... It doesn't go so well.. J/NOBODY :
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Joey T. - Complete
A Celebration At Heart reviews
When Chandler Loses His Loved one, Monica, in an Accident, he Tells an Emotional Speach at her Funeral. A Speech that Only him and Monica could understand. M/C R/R And J/P A One shot that could have you reaching for the tissues. - Please Review
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Chandler B., Monica G. - Complete
The Art Of Breaking Up Joey Style reviews
High School Studen, Joey, is Inviting you to go in a behind scenes On what it's like for him to breakup with a girl. A Step By Step Tour. Read this hilarious Short Story as he talks to his current girlfriend. Don't worry. This is not J/R.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Joey T. - Complete
Deleted Scene from the One with Ross' Stepforward reviews
J/R Friend Ship. Nothing in this Deleted scene effects the rest of the series!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
The one Where Emma Gets her Braces reviews
Emma has cold feet when Ross and Rachel takes her to get her braces. Joey and Phoebe go on a suprising adventure when Monica gives them tickets to go to Six Flags. Monica and Chandler go to the Gellars place and end up being miss welcomed. J/R ; M/C
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Choices reviews
Rachel, Ross, and Joey. Sorrow, heart break, happiness, joy, and sadness. Love, passion, and sex. Love triangles and babies. But most importantly choices. This is a story about Rachel and the important Choices in love that she must make
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,223 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
12 Lilies reviews
2 People. Both Best friends. Both live together. Both in love. A cute, Romantic Oneshot. J/R
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
I Missed My Chance! A Song Fic JR reviews
The song used in this Fic is 'In the arms of an Angel' By Sarah McLachlan.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
The One With The School Dance reviews
Hey This is My first Fic. I'm a die hard J/R fan! But this Story has Ross and Rachel and Joey and Rachel Romance. This story is a flashback episode. Joey and Ross Are in the car when they find something out about each, and it has to do with Rachel!Plz R&R
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
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