Dante's Waltz
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Joined 04-19-08, id: 1556052, Profile Updated: 02-13-11
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto.

OMG It's Dante!

Name: Dante's Waltz

Location: Snowed In, Illinois

Gender: female

Age: legal

Well I'm quite a strange individual. I have two cats. I go to an AWESOME college but I procrastinate in all of my homework. I drive a really crappy car, but I love my car and it loves me back. I enjoy bonfires and fireworks. I want to be president of the world. Bacon goes with everything. I sort of like my job. Demetri Martin is the best comedian. I wish I had a hammock. I LOVE working with little kids. There is a someone out there who I want to make happy, so I will do all I can to make sure he's happy. I worship Stephen Colbert, he is the greatest gift of all and the voice of this generation. I was made in the 80s but I love the 90s!

Music I Like: a lot of stuff. I heart Maynard James Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle) and I want to rape his voice. And why do I love Gaga so much?!

Animes I enjoy: the list is ENDLESS. To name a few, Sailor Moon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Blood Plus, etc.

Shows I enjoy: another endless list. Scrubs, South Park, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Soup, The Colbert Report, Queer as Folk, Sex and the City, RuPaul's Drag Race, some shows on VH1, etc. And of course, the Food Network! AND BE GOOD JOHNNY WEIR!!

Stories Planned: I have a lot of oneshots planned for release...someday. Life of a college student prevents any writing done T.T But I do have currently:

20 oneshots finished/19 published
5 multichaptered stories in the works
28 oneshots in the works
10 oneshots in planning
and 5 multichapters planning

And I'm always thinking of more! Update: What homework? Also still very sick D:

Pairings: of all of the pairings, there is only one I am truly dedicated to and that is Sasuke/Naruto.

Seme vs. Uke: When it comes to Naruto and Sasuke, I don't care who is on top or bottom, just as long as SOMEONE is getting fucked. Although I have come to realize I enjoy reading Sasuke/Naruto more than the other way around. Go figure XD

Fuck you John Nauman and your raggedy whore. Fuck you both in the ass. With no lube. And Kayla Lane, bitch you are the reason why STDs are problem, so close that gaping hole you call a vagina you filthy pothead trashy whore.
Oh Tori, Tori, Tori, Tori Anne Winslow. You nasty slut. Nasty whores who cannot shut their legs get rejected by smart boys. So if you are wondering why you are short a minion, blame yourself.


Johnny Weir and Gaga News:

So I am now an official Weirlandian fangirl. Yes I was almost normal. Never have I ever been more interested in a beautiful fallen angel like Johnny. And his love for Gaga too? In my own words which I screamed at him from behind a barrier: "Johnny! You are beautiful and fabulous and I love you!" So, Johnny is coming to Chicago for a book signing. *derpderpderpderpderpderp*

As for Gaga, well I've only seen her three times, like psh. XD I can't wait for her Born This Way announcement!


Pet Peeve:

Songfics time! I'm going to have two sentences of actual story then copy and paste some My Chemical Romance song, there's my ff guize! It totally relates to them!!

Thank you, Dante


Writers:

I have come across many stories on this sight and there are a few underground writers I keep hoping for. So these writers I am very proud to whore out on my profile!

dmnq8 -- check out 'I'm with Sasuke' and 'I'm with Naruto.' Both stories are beautifully written and bring freshness.

rye-chan -- love her stories, try 'butterfly boys!'

VanityWantsYou -- OMG Vanity is who I have to thank for everything! 'Dotless Dice' along with Becca Amon's 'Spiral Falling' brought me to the world of Sasuke/Naruto fanfiction! I recommend all of her stories!

JustPlainlyPrincelyPerfect -- All of his stories are amazing but 'Crazily, Simply Yours' ...just read it XD

fuelled by ramen -- OMG my love cannot be effectively expressed! Read 'Game Set Match' which aside from being hilarious, was dedicated to me!

There will be more but for now, these writers are absolutely awesome so check them out!


Quote: "Open your legs so I can see you smile." -Me, my Freudian slip on 1-23-09 to my friend Mitch.

Another Quote: "I was on the rebound from her" says Kelvin. "You don't mean me do you?" asks Mitch. And I die laughing.

More Quotes: "Drop to your knees and imagine a cock in your mouth. It'll come to you" -Brian, Queer as Folk

Life would be better if more boys slept together.

Dance, Dance like butterflies...

SILENT HILL...best FUCKING game series! I even liked the movie!

Blago's been impeached! Just thought I'd let ya know XD Jail Name: Rod Bendoverbitch!
Yeah, I cracked up when I got that text message.

A Few Panels -- Check it out, it's my friend's comic site and a few comics are about me! Actually just derpy things I once said XD


My Fictionesque account, where I will backing up my stories until Red Scare passes: Dante's Waltz Is the Red Scare even happening any more?

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No Regret by Cannibal Inc reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,300 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4190 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Longing for the sun by deathskeith reviews
He wanted the quite life with the one he loved...And he would have it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bad Boy and The Baby by Makkura Arashi reviews
Uchiha Sasuke gets engaged to Uzumaki Naruto the Hokage's son, who doesn't want this. When he gets the Hokage's son preggers..how will the marriage work out? Will they be able to make the sacrifices needed? Yaoi, Mpreg, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,429 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obsessed by Juura99 reviews
An office flirtation, two different perceptions and a downward spiral as reality ends and obsession begins... SasuNaru, One-sided SasuSaku. Based on the Trailer for the movie: Obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Official Request by lunamist reviews
Sasuke knows what he wants and how to get it, but how will Naruto react when Tsunade tells him, by clan law, he has no choice but to marry the bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,753 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don We Now by stealth gato reviews
the song says "don we now our gay apparel" but what does that actually mean? Sasuke and Naruto contemplate... Merry Christmas guys, here's some butt smexing! YAOI LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glasses by Acherona reviews
"What did you say?" This was it; proof that his lover had finally gone off the deep end into crazy lake. Sasuke could not keep the bafflement out of his voice. Naruto grinned. "I said…I want to cum on your glasses." SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Winter's Love Song by VanityWantsYou reviews
It's the worst snow storm of the year and all Sasuke wants to do is warm himself up. What better way to do so than with the help of a naked Naruto? YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Thousand Generations by Fifi McFu reviews
Sentenced to a thousand rebirths, Sasuke isn't enjoying the life of a mortal one bit. That is, until he changes school and lays eyes on a remnant from the Old Times who doesn't seem to remember him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Matter How You Look At It by S. Wright reviews
She broke the law by when she slipped the drug into his drink and then lured him into her house. She was wrong. No matter how Tsunade tries to twist it around or turn it, it's still a crime. If she doesn't see that justice is served, then Naruto will.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bird and the Snake by xcloudx reviews
Naruto is suffering and Sasuke wants to help. Yaoi. Drug usage, unconc, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Satan's Concubine by Disgraced Publications reviews
Naruto thought that he was going to lose his love to illness, but then opportunity arises to save him and he takes it, only to fall prey to the same rescuer on his wedding day. Dark, SasuNaru slight ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Affinity by Akiru chan reviews
-SasuNaru-Mpreg- Giving up his child was hard, but giving up his last piece of Sasuke was even harder. Naruto knew it had to be done. No one must know the truth, especially not him. Sasuke must never know of the living proof to their nights together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,485 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Implicit by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Naruto doesn't care that Sasuke never says his name during sex. What Naruto says is enough for both of them. Everything's implicit, tacit, there's no need for both of them to say it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Sleep by stealth gato reviews
Can first love be given a second chance, even after all these years? Sasuke has a special jutsu to help them out. YAOI LEMONS SASUNARUSASU mention of NaruHina. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Awkward, isn't it? by angel-from-hell-n reviews
What would you do when your best friend jacks himself off…and calling your name out loud that would shake the heaven?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Posession by stealth gato reviews
Naruto gives himself to Sasuke to save Konoha. YAOI LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I'm With Naruto by dmnq8 reviews
..."I'll never change. He can't save me. But with him, his luminosity camouflaging my reality, I can pass for human." Sequel to 'I'm With Sasuke'. Yaoi, Lemon, SasuNaru. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
I'm With Sasuke by dmnq8 reviews
It started with a typical night with the teme. SasuNaru, M-preg, Yaoi. Lemon. Giftfic for Solitare1. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Challenge by rye-chan reviews
After being taunted by explicit dreams of him and his friend, Naruto loses his patience and challenges Sasuke's sexual ability. Things get hot in their hotel room but will their relationship change?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja Love by paxtofettel reviews
SasuxNaru, for the slash fans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swirling Ebony by Iluvsmyducky reviews
Sasuke and Naruto share a passionate night on a leather chair. Sasunaru don't like don't read. Happy late birthday Sasuke! ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dream by Klei reviews
Kakashi had warned Sasuke that dreams were private things, not to be messed with. Naturally, our favorite Uchiha ignores this and decides to go ahead and use his new technique to observe Naruto’s sleeping world… SasuNaru lemons, bondage, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Apologizing: Uchiha Style by Civil Enough reviews
How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To be King by Monkeyface17 reviews
Prince Sasuke never expected to fall in love, least of all with his idiot servant. But as Sasuke and Naruto discover more about their past they ask themselves in a world shrouded in mystery and littered with dirty little secrets is there room to love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,115 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It’s about compromise by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
Yaoi. ItaSasuNaru. When his younger brother asked Itachi to give him the duke Uzumaki as some kind of gift the Uchiha heir didn’t think he would enjoy getting a new pet the way he did. Slight D/S Fic with an historical setting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kisses by stealth gato reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are sex buddies. Lemon, OOC, rushed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind the glass, through the smoke by Nimeria reviews
What can be seen behind the smoke? Does sharing his lover with his brother make Itachi less of a sinner? SasuNaru , ItaNaru Lemon , Hints of masturbation , voyeurism;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A story for C by YagamiImagay reviews
My first SasuNaru lemon! :3 Naruto comes home from a day of work, in hopes that he can relax. Of course: That is not what happens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let's get it on! by Shimaki-33 reviews
Sasuke wants sex Naruto doesn't, and you know Uchihas get what they want. YAOI SasuNaru Lemon one Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mission Impossible by Klei reviews
A couple of paragraphs, if you can call them that, that were originally supposed to be a part of another story, but ended up not fitting, and just deleting them was NOT an option... So here it is. SasuNaru yaoi, don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Our Mr Uchiha by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accidentally get married. Read to find out what happens. AU, YAOI, LANGUAGE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Video Phone by Cherry Jade reviews
Naruto sends a video message to Sasuke's cell phone. Just a little sumthin' sumthin', so his husband has something to do during his boring meeting. Let's just say Sasuke will enjoy it, yeah? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Santa I've been Naaughty by Alrye reviews
Christmas is right around the corner and everyone is going crazy looking for the perfect gifts! Wait what's this? Sasuke's pruposing? To who? Read and find out! Lemon, hints of other pairings, poor attempts at humor. Rated M, no likey, no ready!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/10/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
CheckUp by stealth gato reviews
Dr. Uchiha has an interesting patient wanting a check-up. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Opportunistic by Kinoo Kyuu reviews
Sasuke continuously having dreams about a sexy blonde. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Punishment by WhiteNightRain reviews
SasuNaru. AU, Rated M for lemon, language, insult. Character bashing. Naruto, Sasuke's slave, disobeys his master, and now the kitsune's going to be punished.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unconsciousness by MistakenForSomeoneWhoCares reviews
Naruto cannot move. Why cant he move? And who is in the room with him? :::COMPLETE:::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Zip me up, Buttercup by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru, There's nothing Sasuke hate more then THEM.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wolf's Fox by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
A fox named Naruto lost its family one day, leaving it all alone inside the dark forest of Konoha. The next day, it met a wolf named Sasuke. The two of them then started living together - but what happened when Sasuke got into heat? SasuNaru, shota, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Harem by Dolphin-Gaurdian reviews
Just the ordinary day in the Second Prince's Harem. Sasunaru Sasuke is seme and Naruto is sooo uke. One-shot. might add a K side chapter latter...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow Clone Abuse by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke comes home to find his boyfriend doing something very interesting... For caitiedidnt. WARNING yaoi, shadow clone usage/threesome. NARU/SASU/NARU ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These Walls by chocolateee reviews
Sasuke, Naruto suddenly asked one day, if you had the chance to know when you would die, would you take it? Sasuke never believed in miracles until he met Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ignoring It by eevilprawn reviews
At first, Sasuke couldn't understand why Naruto's sleeping bag rustled so much at night... Voy, masturbation, M/M, mutual wanking
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pictures by Total Truth reviews
The boy couldn't have been any older than eighteen, but he looked so tired and worn. That's how I found him, the perfect subject. My inspiration. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Come Inside, See My Mind In Kaleidoscope by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
“I am yours till the end of time. I promise you my undying love and if we die tomorrow, I will find you no matter what.” The blonde silently listened to the other and continued after him “You are my significant other.. [Oneshot, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Picture Perfect by ToriMiu reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silk Sheets by A Vampires Butterfly reviews
SasuNaru YAOISMUT Silk sheets are supposed to be romantic, soft and sexy. But when Naruto finds himself tied with them, blindfolded by them, and laid naked on them, they become the evilest thing he has ever met. Well besides the bastard who is using them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mercutio by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
CPR by Anguissette reviews
[SasuNaru] Newly certified Sasuke wants to practice CPR on someone... or something, who else is better than his own boyfriend?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valentine's Day Surprise by Ryo Toya reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Sasuke wants to tell Naruto how he feels. But where is he? Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu. Rated M for romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those are not Cicadas by thepragmatist reviews
Oneshot. Forced on a camping trip, Naruto makes some discoveries when sleeping in the same tent as Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tease by Stavi reviews
Lemon, Language, Yaoi. Sasuke teases too much, what is an innocent uke to do? Get Revenge. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forget Everything by mishka-chan reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke forget the world... sweet and fluffy. hints at Mpreg and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mornings by missabi reviews
[sasunaru][sequel to 'walking white hot'] naruto wakes up to sasuke, in his living room, on his couch, proving that 'one' is not the loneliest number. [abi dies for that cheesy line]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Walking White Hot by missabi reviews
[sasunaru] sasuke has an idea... 'it is unbelievably arousing…such a simple act, i’d always thought it was, but, as i sit here, watching him, i can admit i was wrong.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obedience by Ardnahc reviews
SasuNaru pwp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vulnerable by ineXpressible reviews
Sakura discovers that the relationship between Sasuke and Naruto runs deeper than friendship. Needless to say, she doesn't take this well. SasuNaru [Unofficially Complete] New poem means a new chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Enjoy the Silence reviews
All I ever wanted was here in my arms. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rosenrot reviews
All he wants is a little rose, blooming beautiful and so dangerous, that red rose. A story for unwanted love. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Winter Wonderland reviews
Fluffy Christmas-like story. A romantic weekend away in a cabin sparks Christmas joy. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mr Brightside reviews
No matter what he hopes for, Sai knows Naruto is not his. Sasuke/Naruto, one-side Sai/Naruto. Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Words that We Couldn't Say reviews
Sasuke leaves for a year to travel abroad, but Naruto has one last statement. If only he could say it. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vermillion reviews
Life is impossible to live while seeing red. Sasuke/Naruto yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty Ice Cream reviews
Naruto gets himself and Sasuke locked in a freezer. Better huddle for warmth! Sasuke/Naruto lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Love with a Fairy Tale reviews
A young king loves his suitor. But does he truly love him? Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fierce B tch Baby! reviews
Naruto embraces two loves: Johnny Weir's foot massager and sex. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Speechless reviews
Sasuke's world is perfect. Only Naruto could leave him speechless.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Love Him Dead reviews
A look into a love-hate relationship between our favorite boys! Sasuke/Naruto yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To the Days of Auld Lang Syne reviews
Naruto hosts a New Year’s Eve party with plenty of drinking and bitter rivalries. Who will end up with the host? And who will have the bigger hangover? Sasuke/Naruto yaoi with lemon for the New Year!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Pains of Christmas reviews
Sasuke's Christmas as told by the Twelve Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers. Christmas humor and a splash of a lemon! Sasuke/Naruto yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Drop the Soap! reviews
Not dropping the soap applies in all showers, especially if a certain blonde’s tush is up for grabs. Yaoi SasukeNaruto with a splash of lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tempted by the Fruit of Another reviews
Sai loves Naruto but does Naruto love Sai? Is he seeing someone else? Sasuke/Naruto yaoi lemon. onesided Sai/Naruto. Based on a true story-my story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas reviews
Sasuke has just one more Christmas gift to unwrap. Lucky for him, it’s just a simple bow. Yaoi Sasuke/Naruto lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secret To Die For reviews
Governor Sasuke Uchiha has a secret. A blonde and MALE secret. Pictures should never be left lying around. Yaoi Sasuke/Naruto lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Kissed a Girl But Didn't Like It reviews
Naruto desperately yearns for Sasuke, but how to attract the elusive boy? Sasuke/Naruto Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Patriotic Duty reviews
Sasuke doesn't want to vote. Naruto needs to convince him to vote. With the help of a 'questionable' outfit. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Anyway reviews
Forgetting a birthday could happen to anyone, correct? Unfortunately, when it’s Naruto’s birthday Sasuke forgot about, Naruto isn’t too quick to forgive. And who says Sai doesn’t come in handy? Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete