hey, there guys. well dis is my fanfiction site. plz check out my stories, i know der not that gd but o well. name: scarlett age: 12 (nearlly 13) counrty: england (we rock lol) as you can tell i luv hsm vanessa hudgens and ashley tisdale are my idols. i luv zanessa/ troyella hate zashley / troypay. come on guys we know its never gonna happen. der just gr8 m8ts. so anyway dis is my site. im very bubbly and have a very enigetic personality. i think zac efron, is fitt, come on what girl in the world doesn't lol. but i know that hes vanessas boy and irespect dat lol. so anyway i seriously have no idea what to write lol... Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity High School Musical: You know you are turning to the dark side when : -You go to sleep thinking about Troypay. -You have a brainstorm of a story where they (shudders) kiss. -When you are Sharpay and Troy kisses you. -When you wish Zac Efron would ask Ashley Tisdale out. -When you dream of him marrying Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Ashley comes in and blows her head off. -Zac asks Ashley to a premier and rubs it in Vanessa's face You know you are turning back to the good side when: -You think about how Vanessa feels -When you brainstorm a story on their feelings before hand -When you dream gabriella slaps Sharpay and wins her man back. -When you over hear Zac ask Vanessa out and you smile and feel happy. -You snap a pic of them kissing and frame it Finally you wake up in hot sweats and realise it was all a... dream, and you would never leave "Troyella Zanessa" for "Troypay Zashley" if you are a "Troyella Zanessa" fan you must put this in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile getting an abortion is killing someone who never got to live. Don't kill a life, save one. If you don't believe in abortions, copy and paste this into your profile. ZDAEOCD- Zachary David Alexander Efron Obsessvive Compulsive Disorder-... Do you have this disorder too:) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and pate this into your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. if your weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile if your profile has more than 5 "copy and paste this in your profile's" copy and paste this in your profile! I do! -- I am a proud Baby V supporter! She made a mistake, and it shows us that she's normal, and is one fo us. And she obviously learned her lesson because there are no more pixs of her like that! Go Vanessa! True love: A girl and a boy was driving on a motorcycle on the road in 90 km/t Girl: Can you slow down a bit. Im scared. Boy: No Its fun Girl: No Its not . Please Its scary Boy: Then tell me you love me first! Girl: Ok, I love you. Now slow down. Boy: Give me a hug! Girl:gives him a hug Boy: Can you take my helmet and put it on yourself. It bothers me. A motorcycle crashed into a building because the brake was broken and wasnt working. Two people was driving , but only one survived. The truth is when theyre were half down the road they were driving, the boy found out that the brakes were broken, but he didn’t want the girl to know. So instead of telling her, he made her tell him that she loves him and to get a hug from her. One last time before he made her wear his helmet to use it so she would live, cause he knew he would die. Copy this and pass it out if you would do something like that for the one that you love Love can never be taken for granted. love is strong , and beautiful. Love is when you know the one you love , loves you back. It is never hated. It is patient and its something you can look up to everyday of your life. so there you are my profile, plz don't judge me!!