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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Halloween.

I never thought I would be writing fanfics, but never say never.

I'm a male from USA, Illinois. Political science major so if you see politics being played in my stories that is why.

Thought I would give an overview of my stories and some previews of what else I might be working on.

Voldemort Strikes Back - This was my first story ever, other than what I may have written in school. Changed it. Probably won't be finished. After looking back on my first I took that in way to many directions.

Harry Potter and the Shur'tugal - This is one that is going to be a little more serious of a story. Yes it will have the action and adventure, but also romance and trying to go for a deeper type plot. Plus this will have a lot of twists in the story line. It will be just a HP/Inheritance crossover. You may get a few lines here and there from others, but they are just themes I liked and picked up over the years. Planning on it being a duo, maybe even a trio.

What HP Should Have Done - This is just like the summary. Got the idea off you tube when you watch what should have happened series of videos. My fav of them was the LOTR and Spiderman. Basically the story is what Harry could have done to make his own life much easier. It is meant to be a laugh.

Harry Potter Scarface - This was a fun one to write. A parody of Harry Potter leaving the wizards and becoming our favorite bad guy Scarface. I've gotten some reviews and pm's asking me to continue it or start it from the beginning and make a whole story of it. Never really planned on doing it that way, was just going to make a nice short story of it. Attempted another, but just never really worked out. Might try another go at some point.

Harry Potter and the Fanfic - This is just a short humor story based on all the crazy things I've written and read. We all have such crazy imaginations. Sometimes it boggles my mind how the world is so serious and you come here and you see people write such insane crazy ideas.

Harry Potter and the Unexpected - This story was one I never really intended to continue, but I have probably gotten the most pm's about. WaylaidWander and imtwisted13 are planning on continuing this. So be on the look out. Really exciting to see how it goes.

Harry Potter and the Blazin Goblet - This story is fun to write. Basically Harry the party guy. Get to see Harry tackle the Tri-Wizard tournament, as well as women, and other tasks from a new angle. Don't think I will be doing any sex scenes, but maybe some suggestive sex scenes, in case any of the adult entertainment crowd wanted to know. Telling you now, this is by far my most favorite to write. I love writing it. Will have a sequel.

Harry Potter and Order of the Chronic - Sequel to Blazin of course. More comic and over the top action to come. Plenty of Americanisms. Yes I know you hate those, but it isn't meant to be serious. Just a laugh. Most likely will have a 3rd and final sequal HP and the half-baked prince. And at least one run off/crossover maybe two.

A New Divide - This is going to be interesting. It is Transformers and Harry Potter crossover. Not and abandoned story, but I just love writing the HP stoned series so much.

Michael Myers Admits Defeat - LOL That is about all I can say about this one. I can't stop laughing.

A Frightening Thought - This story will be a slowly updated one. It is an attempt to look into history and learn from it and apply it to the modern world. I do ask that anyone who has complaints please message me first so I can see what the problem is. Slowly updated story. Probably my most serious story out of the bunch.

Trouble with a Demon - LOL All I can say again. Dave Chapelle! Youtube Dave Chapelle funny ass shit! You will understand. And then watch the original ending to Paranormal Activity.

Underworld A New War - Aliens and Underworld collide! Might get updated into a full blown story one day, but as for now just a jump point. If anyone wants to pick it up it is there for the taking. Just drop me a message!

UPDATES: Order of the Chronic of course and working on a little something else...

The moment I remember most - Fall of the Soviet Union? Iraq War? 9/11? Water on Mars? Pluto no longer a planet? First time I got with a girl? No way. November 27, 2008 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade gets Rick Roll'd.

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Harry Potter and the Forced Hero: Rewrite by TheOneKnownAsEmerald reviews
Harry Potter was abandoned at a early age, but was found and given to a local street gang, how will Dumbledore and co. react to a fully independant Potter, uncooperative Potter, a drug taking, hard rock playing, Muggle Minded Potter? Rewrite of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,503 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5656 - Favs: 6,241 - Follows: 7,857 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14972 - Favs: 21,687 - Follows: 21,336 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33348 - Favs: 20,874 - Follows: 16,437 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So Wait What Year is This? by madamwolf reviews
AU Due to a potion gone wrong Sirius, Remus, James and Peter are thrown forward in time to Harry's fifth year. Will they ever get home? How will their future selves react? WARNING: Old story, I was terrible with typos, slowly fixing them but its hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 205,292 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moonhunter by maverikdemon reviews
FEAR is tipped off to paranormal beings in Forks. When the Cullens find out, a deadly game of cat and mouse starts between them, the wolves and FEAR. With Bella caught in the middle, whose side will she choose? OC, possible character deaths
Crossover - F.E.A.R. & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
Love and War by HorcruxFinder reviews
After not speaking in nearly three years, what happens when Katie and Oliver are reunited once again? And will their relationship be able to withstand the horrors of the War going on around them? KBOW. Sequel to Love and Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 161,849 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
My name is now Mike Newton by InLoveWithSG1 reviews
Mini Jack changes his name to Mike Newton and moves to a small town called Forks. When these new kids move into town he senses that something is wrong with them. Thinking their Goauld he calls SG1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
Save me from myself by ginbean13 reviews
Harry's lost his way since the defeat of Voldemort. Everyone around him is becoming fed up of his attitude including the one girl he can't give up. How much more can she give when all he ever does is take? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,626 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ordo Patroni by Aremont reviews
Takes place after Harry's 5th year will be a Harry/Tonks fic with a manipulative Dumbledore.Special thanks to my beta Anne McSommers for all of her help. Abandoned just lost my muse will update once it returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,094 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Harry Potter and the Black Hearted Auror by Darth Cious reviews
AU of HBP. After losing his Godfather and promising to think before he acts, Harry receives a letter from the new Minister of Magic with an intriguing proposal, he gains a new ally and begins doubting an old one. Independent!Harry Realistic!Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,637 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Love and Quidditch by HorcruxFinder reviews
It didn't take Katie long to discover that life gets much more difficult when you're in love with your Quidditch captain. Will she be able to win Oliver's heart? And more importantly, can she keep it? Which is more important: Love or Quidditch? KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,293 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Gods of Dark and Light by Darth Marrs reviews
What happens when the Ori, a race of godlike ascended beings who are currently rampaging through the Stargate Universe, suddenly arrive in a Galaxy Far Far Away? Any who do not follow the path of Origin must be destroyed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 122,474 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Luke S., Thor - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawn of the Dead by Erised Burning reviews
HPBuffyRE crossover. Feeling trapped by the prophecy, Harry ditches the Order and Privet Drive, only to find himself searching for kidnapped slayers in Raccoon City.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,520 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Silver Mercury by Emeraldjewel reviews
Star Wars and Final Fantasy VII. Witness the union of the greatest game ever created with the cherished saga of a galaxy far, far away... COMPLETED.
Crossover - Star Wars & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,688 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,014 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Alicia S.
Harry Potter and the Alien Hive by DreamWeaver619 reviews
HPAliensPredator crossover. Wizards discover a frozen Alien Queen in the Arctic. In order to keep it away from Voldemort they store it in the one place Voldemort can't go, Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Chronic reviews
Sequel to HP and the Blazin Goblet. HP continues at Hogwarts in his hazy and stoned state. His popularity skyrocketing as the magical world hangs on his every word. Old allies lost, new ones gained. A stalker attempts to break Fleur away. HP cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,312 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Blazin Goblet reviews
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,717 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Frightening Thought reviews
A world consumed by evil. A retelling of history. What might have happened if things had been different. Muggle and Magical history/culture collide. Tom Riddle and Albus Dumbledore allies leading a rebel army. Can they turn the Chosen One to their cause?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P.
Michael Myers Admits Defeat reviews
Did it after watching Halloween II for Rob Zombie film coming out. Starts serious ends with a laugh. I laughed writing it. Hope you guys laugh to. T/M for language only. COMPLETE
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFic reviews
I like to think this as a bit of humor. All sorts of characters from all sorts of shows, books, movies. Mainly HP. Just a short and funny story poking fun at myself and us. M for language. Also for a few suggestive moments, but nothing bad just funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
What HP Should Have Done reviews
Just a short one shot type deal of Harry and Snape taking down Voldemort. Got the idea from the "how it should have ended" series on you tube. I put as humor cause its kind of funny and friendship cause he is friends with Snape. enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter Scarface reviews
Harry left magical world and became a drug lord. Dumbledore must have him back. Short story where Harry Scarface attitude confronts Dumbledore Manipulative . Harry's crew is represented by the Turks in FF7. M for language, blood, guts, and all that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
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