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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hello and welcome!

I am Smumpkins, also known as Epoli.

This is my first time taking a crack at writing a fanfic. I've read plenty over the years, though.

I haven't been on in a long time due to a few things, and here's the rundown: Job Hunting, Marriage, Cross Country Move, Job Hunting, Divorce, Mental Instability, Med Adjustment, etc. So, I'm sorry that I haven't been able to put out any updates.

If there are any screw-ups in my story/stories, please let me know so I may fix the error(s). My main reading fixes when it comes to fanfics: Naruto, Harry Potter, Smallville, X-men, Bleach, Mahou Sensei Negima and the occasional Teen Titans.

I'm into Anime, too. I've watched a lot of animes in my day, and I'm in the process of watching Angel Beats, B Gata H Kei, Heroman, Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou, Kiss x Sis, Mayoi Neko Overrun and Working!! If I had to pick a favorite out of these ongoing? ...Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou, since it's a harem story with magic. ^_^

I do comment on the stories I like as long as they're still in progress, so if you want some reviews from me, go ahead and PM me the URL to your story. I've always been one to give props when worthy as well as give suggestions on how to make a story better.

Oh, and I LOVE feedback on my stories - helps me to come up with new ideas for stories or to even improve on a story I'm already working on.

I don't make friends easily, but I would always enjoy making more.

MSN Messenger: smumpkins@hotmail.com
Primary Email: mwojtylko@yahoo.com

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Once more around the Bend by TheLemonsWillSeeYou reviews
Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort, what was his payment? He got kicked out of the Wizarding world! They tried to bind his magic and it backfired, so what has Harry been doing the past 15 years since his escape from that world, and what happens when he gets a chance to take another trip around the bend? Time Travel Story, some bashing. Grey!Harry Independant!Harry. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,974 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D. - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Riding the Bull by Mister Super Duper Awesome II reviews
After Lucy hurts her sweet Angelica, Sherry decides to use Lucy's own summoning powers to get her revenge. Taurus is more than happy to comply to Sherry's demands, much to the shock of his buxom mistress.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/14/2015 - [Lucy H., Taurus] Sherry B. - Complete
White Christmas by TheRedPoet reviews
I really should have known better than to expect a nice quiet Christmas.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2014 - H. Dresden, Molly C., Lara R. - Complete
The Love of Your Life by fantasy1290 reviews
A 19 year old Harry Potter engaged to Ginny and thinks she is the love of his and only one for him. What happens when an accident causes him to go into the future and find out what it might be like if he was to choose someone else besides her as he goes through different futures with different girls had he made a different choice? Who will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,683 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., Hannah A.] - Complete
One afternoon by Voltilamm reviews
Jiraiya is up to his usual tricks and doesn't want to train Naruto. How does the blond respond?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Revival of a Clan by Tsukune08 reviews
What happens when naruto finds his long lost mother? How will he cope with her appearance after 18 years of absence? Set after Pein's attack. Warning! Incest If there is a problem, Don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,689 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
A Short Slide to Smallville by canttouchthis87 reviews
The Sliders find themselves in a place where Clark Kent very much exists.
Crossover - Sliders & Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 889 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Tsunade: The Legendary Sucker by DarkTridrakey reviews
first story posted on fanfiction, so um...enjoy. you like this story btw
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5668 - Favs: 11,887 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Root Of Their Demise reviews
Root has taken over Konoha during the Chunin exam. Naruto and Gaara must team up in order to stop their reign of tyranny. Along the way, they find friends and lovers where least expected. Naruto/Harem and perhaps Gaara/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Naruto U.