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In Loving Memory

Of The Greatest Dogs Ever

"Vegas" & "Zeus"

September 16, 1999 - July 12, 2009

June 2010-August 2012

R.I.P

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS (AND SO SOME IDIOTS ON HERE WILL QUIT BASHING ME ABOUT IT) I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING ON HERE SINCE I WAS IN THE 14, EARLY 15 YEAR OLD RANGE. I REALIZE THEY ARE NOT THE BEST NOW, BUT REFUSE TO TAKE THEM OFF, FOR THEY AMUSE ME. I HAVE MOVED ON TO WRITING ORIGINAL STORIES, IN HOPES OF GETTING THEM PUBLISHED. MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL WRITE MORE ON MY FANFICTIONS, BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, BECAUSE IT PROBABLY ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

Tyla

To: VILLE HERMANNI VALO
I would also like to take this time to say a personal thank-you to you for everything you've done for me. However indirectly, you've helped me out of countless ruts in my life. Your music is uplifting and gives me hope and comfort. And no matter what kind of day I am having, I can look at a photo of you or watch a video of you and it always brings a smile to my face. And even though I may never meet you personally, I'd like to say that I love you...and HIM. :) Keep being successful, find love, staying sexy, and becoming David Hasselhoff, Ville darling. :P Long live the HEARTAGRAM!

Name: Tyla

Avatar: Me

Age: Old enough to be a legal adult, young enough to still be immature.

Appearance: Near waist length black hair, Light blue/grey eyes, 5'5 or 5'6 I don't keep tab, exceptionally pale

Friends: Joe, Drew, Conner, Symone, Hannah D., Hannah L., Brittany, Libby, Nicole,

Nicknames for People:
Symone: Oji-man
Hannah: Anti-Christ; Cappie-Tea-Anne-Obbi-Vious
Brittany: Pygmy chief
Libby: Pygmy Shamen
Joe: Turtle Man, Sex Beast, Hun, Darling, The Stereotypical Brit, Jolly Green Giant (he's 6'5, come on...that's insane.)
Nicole: Sis, Cole

Pets: My female Doberman, Bling, her son Hades, and my Chihuahua (who's marked like a Doberman), 626.

Favorite Animal: Tigers

Personality: Hopeless Romantic, Awkward, Crazed, Music-centered, Hard-headed, Sarcastic, Full of dry humour, Clinically Insane, Sexually Tense

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, listening to my music, singing, talking to the mates

Quotes:

The Vampire Chronicles

"God kills, indiscriminately, and so do we. For no creature under God are as we are, none so like him. As ourselves." Lestat de Lioncourt

"Boo." Lestat

"You're beautiful to me because you're human. Your frailty. Your short years. Your heart. All that suddenly seems more precious than anything I've ever known. " Lestat

"Toughen up baby, I'm looking for the eternal scum." Lestat

"From that moment on, they were my friends, my children, my band. Giving the world a new god... me." Lestat

Journalist: "Yes, but these other vampires, aren't they going to be pissed off at you giving away their secrets?"
Lestat"Mmmmm... I imagine they are... Yes...!"

Louis de Pointe du Lac: Where are we?
Lestat de Lioncourt: Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice, filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting, proper enough?
Louis de Pointe du Lac: We belong in hell.
Lestat de Lioncourt: And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?
Louis de Pointe du Lac: But there was a hell, and no matter where we moved to, I was in it.

"Should we put out the light? And then put out the light. But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again. It needs must wither." Lestat

Lestat de Lioncourt: Whining coward of a vampire that prowls the night killing rats and poodles; you could have finished us both.
Louis de Pointe du Lac: You've condemned me to Hell.
Lestat de Lioncourt: I don't know any Hell.

"Vampires don't settle old scores. We harbor them." Lestat de Lioncourt

"I'm very ticklish." Lestat de Lioncourt

"Now I'm getting into the coffin. And you'll get in on top of me if you know what's good for you." Lestat de Lioncourt

Lestat: You're very anxious to be out of these rooms, aren't you? Why don't we simply get into bed together? I don't understand.
David: You're serious?
Lestat: Of course
David: You do realize, that this is an absolutely magnificent body, don't you? I mean you aren't insensible to the fact that you've been deposited in a...a most impressive piece of young male flesh.
Lestat: I looked it over well before the switch, remember? Why is it you don't want to..
David: You've been with a woman, haven't you?
Lestat: I wish you hadn't read my mind. It's rude. Besides, what does that matter to you?
David: A woman you loved.
Lestat: I have always loved both men and women.
David: That's a slightly different use of the word 'love.'

Lestat: Are those the words Armand used, 'unabashed plea?'? I hate Armand.
David: You don't hate Armand and you know you don't.
Lestat: Wanna bet?

"Vampire Lestat to the rescue!" Lestat de Lioncourt

"Well, think about Adam in the Bible, I mean this guy is the Wimp of All Time saying to Almighty God, the Creator, Yahweh Who made the stars, 'The woman gave me to eat!' I mean-pa-lease." Lestat de Lioncourt

"EVERY NOW AND THEN...I demand to be treated like the supernatural hero that I am!" Lestat de Lioncourt

"I'm a ruthless dude." Lestat de Lioncourt

"LET'S ROCK, BABY." Lestat de Lioncourt

"So go on, tell me more about me." Lestat de Lioncourt

Louis: Are we dead, Lestat?
Lestat: Oh not this again.
Louis: Are we from the devil?
Lestat: And the evening had begun so well..

Lestat: You're too lenient!
Louis: You're too cold!
Lestat: She needs to be punished.
Louis: She needs love and kindness.

"My name is thirst baby! And I must have you!" Lestat de Lioncourt

"Beauty and the beast. And as far as beasts go, I mean, really, I'm quite a stunner..." Lestat de Lioncourt

"I make evil seem almost virtuous." Lestat de Lioncourt

"I've always been my own teacher. but I must confess, I am my favorite pupil as well." Lestat de Lioncourt

"Suddenly, I realized I was of the dark that make others cringe. Slowly and with great pleasure, I laughed." Lestat de Lioncourt

"My greatest sin has always been that I have a wonderful time being myself." Lestat de Lioncourt

"Well, I'm not God. And I am not the devil from Hell, although sometimes I pretend to be." Lestat de Lioncourt

"I'm hungry. Get out of my way, or I will kill you. Lestat de Lioncourt

"I'm the devil, not Satan himself, Son of Morning, Ben Sharar. But bad, very bad. Demon of the First Rank most certainly." Lestat de Lioncourt

"I don't know how to be bad at being bad." Lestat de Lioncourt

"I am in love with myself. The fact that I am not tranfixed infront of the nearest mirror takes a great deal of self control." Lestat de Lioncourt

"You nearly got what you almost deserve." Lestat de Lioncourt

Memnoch the Devil: I am in awe of you.
Lestat: In awe of what? My independence? Look, let me tell you something, Satan, or whoever you are.
Memnoch the Devil: Don't use that name. I hate it.
Lestat: That's likely to make me pepper my speeches with it.

Pandora: You're a man still?
Marius: You will never know the full extent of what I am!
Pandora: Ah, but not a man! Am I right? Not a man?
Marius: Pandora, are you deliberately taunting me? Why? Why do this?
Pandora: This transformation, this induction into the blood drinkers; it's added no inches to your height. Did it add any inches anywhere else?

Ville Valo's Madness

"Open your arms and let me show you what love can be like." Ville Valo

"It's all tears/ And it will be till the end of our time./ Come closer my love./ Will you let me tear your heart apart?" Ville Valo

"It's horrible when you're giving a microphone a bj and it's giving you negative feedback." Ville Valo

"I have a big heart a small brain." Ville Valo

"I know all men think with their dicks, but my dick's different." Ville Valo

"I have given up on love several times, but love unfortunately doesn't give up on me." Ville Valo

"Women are always beautiful." Ville Valo

"Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it." Ville Valo

"Eh. Hold on. I don't know how to use this thing. I'm not sure if it--*looks* yeah, it has a camera. I never use these things." Ville Valo (talking about his mobile phone)

"I call him 'The Dude the Bottle'. I have so little friends I have these bottles back home that I talk to. Imagine that." Ville Valo (talking about this alcohol bottle holder he bought)

"I don't have a ringtone. It's vibrating. This particular wierd, like pink Samsung's great because it's so small...but the thing is you can't have it silent. It either has the vibration thing on or it doesn't. Otherwise it's just 'bing bong boom!'...I hate cell phones." Ville Valo

"I freak out on one song and I play that song to death." Ville Valo

Interviewer: What would Ville be if he wasn't a musician?
Ville's Friend: He would be a drawing artist, maybe. Maybe a tattoo artist. Or a poet.
*moment of silence*
Ville That's like wishful thinking isn't it? *laughs* That's so bad! I thought you'd just say: 'He's be a drawing artist--'"
Ville's Friend He'd be an actor in a bad sitcom, in Germany.
Ville: Yes. I'd be an extra for Linda Estraza. In the back in the pub.

Interviewer: For what reason would Ville miss a tour bus?
Ville's Friend: For a cigarette break. A long cigarette break. Like 8 and a half cigarettes. And um...A long leak.
Ville: Speaking of leaks, I need to take one soon...But I've never missed a bus. If it would happen, it would happen because I'd be looking for Gas, our drummer. Because he's a--
*Ville's friend mumbles something*
Ville: *laughs* Yes. I'd be looking for freedom! Yes, indeed. You're so good. Thank-you. *they laugh again* I would miss the bus because I'd be looking for freedom.

Interviewer: What is some of Ville's talents and habits?
Ville's Friend: He's very good at word games. That's what I like about him.
Ville: That's not a habit.
Ville's Friend: But it's a talent.
Ville: Oh. Ok.
Ville's Friend: Come on. Um...Yeah. That's it.
Interviewer: No bad habits?
Ville's Friend: Oh, a lot. But I won't tell anyone now, no. *Ville motions for her to continue* Smoking, maybe.
Ville: Smoking? That's all?
Ville's Friend: Smoking. Sleeping. Not answering the phone when I call him. Eh...
Ville: I never answer my phone.
Ville's Friend: Never text messages back when I send them.
Ville: *laughing* I never received them.
Ville's Friend: Changing his phone number without telling me.
Ville: *still laughing* I didn't it was Seppo (his manager).

Interviewer: What's Ville's biggest wish?
Ville's Friend: Oh, I don't know. Staying healthy? *Ville silently gasps* Finding love?
Ville: Awwwwww...
Ville's Friend: Being successful? Staying sexy?
*moment of silence* *they laugh*
Ville's Friend: You want it, kind of! Oh! Becoming David Hasselhoff, and getting the--
Ville: *excited* The chest hair!
Ville's Friend: The chest hair...
Ville: Well, I'm saying: Staying healthy, sexy, successful...All that is within the realm of David Hasselhoff. Not the healthy part though. But the "staying sexy"...*strokes his chest* has past the Hoff.

"Willa Walo!" Bam Margera

"We're in black and white but the cowboy's in color." Bam Margera

"So we pleasantly knocked on his door...*Ville & Bam bangs on Shtgoose's door with their feet, then runs down the hall screaming* AAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! " Bam Margera

*while drunk*
Ville: "We shoot a video. We have a good time while doing it. We crack a couple of jokes and that's it, you know? But when we come back, we were sent to a hotel room with loads of like, uh, 'X-Rated' material.
*hear laughter in background*
Ville: "So, we just like hop out of the rooms, just to be one with the nature."
*scene changes and Ville and Bam, laughing their butt's off, are on a sidewalk in Prague getting beer from a woman in a window at a pub*
*Ville reaches for his beer and backs up*
*Bam walks up to the window*
Bam: Hey! Let me get one too, womannnnn!"
*more laughter*

Bam: Should I run full speed towards the window here?
Ville: Shut up.
Bam: *laughs* He goes: Shut up!

Bam: What did you do?!
Ville: What?
Bam: What the fk did you do?!
Ville: What? What did I do now?
Bam: You chopped your hair?!
Ville: Of course I did. Now you can call me the "Dark Idol".

Ville: I've got a problem with this. There's something I never told you.
Sound Mixing Guy: What's that?
Ville: I'm deaf. *smiles and laughs*

*Ville pouring himself a glass of alcohol*

Bam: That's going to be empty tonight.

Ville: Aye?

Bam: That's going to be empty tonight.

Ville: That's going to be empty in fking five minutes!

"It's like being in an amusement park for hours and hours...for free! Ahhhh!" Ville Valo

*Bam is laying in the middle of a hallway, drunk*
*Drunken Ville finds him*
Ville: Dear BamBam...What the fk are you doing?
Bam: Yo. Look at my new Andy McCoy belt that I got.
Ville: It's beautiful. I'm so psyk'd about it, really.
Bam: Look at it. It's so Andy McCoy.
Ville: I'm not interested in your fking belt. I'm interested in the booze in your fking mini-bar.

Ville: Get drunk or try--die trying.
Bam: Haha. Get drunk or try dying!

Interviewer: What do people throw onstage?
Ville: Some girls seem to throw bras and undies on stage, but we're men so we can't really use them.
Interviewer: You never wear them?
Ville: No, we did once. But, you know, it feels funny in your crack when you're wearing a thong. So it's not my cup of tea.
Interviewer: So they shouldn't bother?
Ville: Well, you know, throw some boxers or socks. Socks are good.

"Too much work makes Ville a really dull boy." Ville Valo

*some guys were throwing beer cans on stage at HIM so Ville cuts the music*
Ville: Hey. We have the disadvantage of not seeing you properly, but if you want to pick out a fight that's fine too. We're Scandinavian, so we're a lot fking taller and rougher than you are. Alright. Anyway, you should probably recycle the uh, beer cans rather than throw them at us.

Ville: I'm boring. I'm a very boring person. Nothing usually happens to me.
Interviewer: And check out the jacket. He says he's boring. What's it say on the back?
Ville: It says: Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell. From The Stooges' album Raw Power. One really good friend guitar player went mad and he painted that same sentence there. And um, I'm ready, willing, and able to go mad myself. I'm pretty mad already. So--
Interviewer: Oh, that's good.
Ville: Yes. I lost my mind years ago. Years and years...Insanity is my companion.
Interviewer: And on that note...*they laugh* Thank-you very much.

Interviewer: What are you trying to do?
Ville: Finnish Pagan Gods. That's what we're trying to do.

*singing*
Ville: And every time we touch we get closer to heaven...
*girl goes to grope Ville*
Ville: Heaven's not there darling!

"It's VilleHermanniValofromabandcalledHIM." Ville Valo (was said very fast and very properly said with an extremely straight face)

"Your love is the only thing I live for in this world. Oh how I wait for the day your heart burns in these heavenly flames I have already scorched in. I just want you to know I'll always be waiting." Ville Valo (The Beginning of the End)

"If death is the answer to love's mysteries, then bleed on my darling to the sound of a dream." Ville Valo (Bleed Well)

"In the grace of your love, I writhe in pain. In six-hundred and sixty six ways I love you and I hope you feel the same." Ville Valo (For You)

"So my love, your laughter is finally turning into tears and you're begging for more though the end is getting near. Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way...until you drown in this love." Ville Valo (It's All Tears, Drown In This Love)

"For a moment the world turns it's back and you let me come closer. Though the hearts were filled with fear for this Dark Sekret Love. Oh, let the world turn it's back. And please let me come closer. Though the hearts filled with fear for this love. Our 666 has got a name, we burn it's flames again and again. For it is our Dark Secret Love." Ville Valo (Dark Sekret Love)

"The harder I try, the more we grow apart. The sweeter the kiss, the colder grows your heart. The closer I get, the more you're out of love. The colder your touch, the more it turns me on. And the faster beats my heart. And baby more I love you. I see it in your eyes, I feel it in your touch, I taste it in your lips, and baby more I love you." Ville Valo (I Love You, Prelude to Tragedy)

"The only way you could love me is to hurt me again, and again, and again. Your love is a Razorblade Kiss. Sweetest is the taste from your lips, oh my darling." Ville Valo (Razorblade Kiss)

"What love's lies blessed, love's light cursed." Ville Valo (Too Happy To Be Alive/Death Is In Love With Us)

"I unlit the light to embrace the dark, to be near, not to turn into you, my darling." Ville Valo (Sleepwalking Past Hope)

"Oh, I know it and I feel it just as well as you do, honey. It's not our fault if death's in love with us, woah-oh. It's not our fault if the reaper holds our hearts, woah-oh." Ville Valo (Death Is In Love With Us)

"I can't see as I'm facing your pitiful lies. Don't have the strength to carry your heavy load of life. I'm your Christ and I want you. This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do. And I can't see through your eyes, bring your tears unto me. I will lift the burden from your shoulders so you just have to believe. I'm your Christ and I want you. This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do. And you say you've come for more. You say you want it all. And I killed myself for your love. I'm killing myself for you, yes you." Ville Valo (Sigillum Diaboli)

"No I won't surrender at any cost. Lose something so sweet and tender from my heart. Yes, I've done my evil, I've done my good. But just believe me honey, I won't let go of you. You are the one, and there's no regrets at all. We've had our share of misfortune, we've had our blues. And God is not on our side, yes it's true. But you keep forgetting, baby, the beauty of us two. There is no one that can take that away from me and you." Ville Valo (You Are The One)

Random Crap

"...Kill me softly..." Zero Kiryu

"I want those hands...That kind smile...Even though I shouldn't want such things..." Zero Kiryu

"Congratulations numnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a friggin' jack-in-the-box!!" Dr. Evil

"All I wanted was some friggin' sharks with some friggin' lazer beams attached to their friggin' heads!!" Dr. Evil

"Oh great...Isn't this magical?" Fat Bastard

"There's nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." Ernest Hemingway

"It must be Kevin's third leg." Brittany

"I've been spayed." Brittany (a slip of the tongue, she meant to say sprayed)

"Wuz up? How you doin'?" Symone Purcell (You know her as "sleepingawake" here) Enterprise (Trade Marked)

"All the good guys are taken, gay, fictional characters, are rockstars who have no idea you exist *coughVilleValocough, or live 3,000 miles away." Me

"Guano Bowls...Collect the whole set!" Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

"Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black." Hannibal Lecter

"Scars are our only reminders that the past was real." Hannibal Lecter

Me: You're like the evil bully and I'm your willing masochist.
Joe: It doesn't help that I'm naked at the moment.
Me: Christ. I'm nothing short of fully clothed. However, I did wear a more open necked top today.
Joe: The apocalypse is coming.
Me: Haha. No, the apocalypse would come when I become a stripper and you become a saint.

Joe: I'm savagely insecure. I do it all the time.
Me: If I have to tell you everyday that you are a sex beast every hour of every day, I'll do it you know. *notices typo* Add "Y" at the end of sex.
Joe: *looks at what I typed and laughs* Omg XD
Me: Well, why not? Sex beast works too I guess.
Joe: Rawr.
Me: I'm a clutz.
Joe: Hehe. Well, you manage to be dressed everytime I see you, so you can't be that clumsy.
Me: Would butterfingers work in that context for you better?
Joe: *starts laughing again* XD You have no idea. XD

Joe: Hey.
Me: Hey, Hun. What are you doing up?
Joe: Nothing much. Back from being out with mates. In make up at the moment if you wanna see.
Me: Yeah! Give me a sex

"I shake my balls at random times." Nicole

"Roll your arrrrrrsssssss." Nicole

"Besides, you give back almost as much as I give out." Drew (he was talking about us being sarcastic to one another, and I took it very awkwardly)

"No peeking early." Drew (talking about Christmas presents, it's not even spelled the same and I still took it out of context, bless his heart xD)

"Ok, first you break my duck, then you make fun of my dead grandma, dead dog, and dead hamster, and then you called me fat... NOW SHALL I ADD THIS TO THE LIST?!" Conner

"Religion is for people that have something to hide. An all powerful being gives them comfort in their sin. Haven't you ever wondered why the church consists of the older generation? They are afraid to die--afraid to die and go to Hell, or the equivalent according to the religion. They take comfort in the thinking that they are forgiven for their long life of sin. Pity them. Me? I've nothing to hide. I don't run from sin. I embrace it, after all, I'm only human. I'm too evil for this mortal coil. But sure! I may become religious in my elder years. I suppose we all will, if we haven't already given up in our years of youth. But it's not my time for salvation. No, not yet." Me

"In your arms I have known the Trinity more truly than men can teach." Wynken de Wylde (Anne Rice)

"You've always got me to run to when you're lonely." Me

"Upon layers of childish levity, there is a very scared, insecure, upset, and above all else broken person that few people ever see." J

Johnny Ringo: Well you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc: That's the rumor.
Johnny: You retired too?
Doc: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny: You look it.
Doc: And you must be Ringo. Look darlin', Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin'? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know. Reminds me of...me. No, I'm sure of it. I hate him.
Wyatt(To Ringo): He's drunk.
Doc: In vino veritas! (In wine, there is truth!)
Johnny: Age quod agis. (Do what you do best.)
Doc: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego. (I don't believe drinking is what I do best.)
Johnny: Eventus stultorum magistar. (Fools have to learn by experience.)
Doc: In pace requiescat. (It's your funeral.)
Marshall: Come on, boys. We don't want any trouble here. Not in any language.
Doc: You see, darlin'? That was Latin. Evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him.

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd." Doc Holliday

Ike: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a b*tch, nobody's that lucky!
Doc: Why Ike! Whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holliday

"I'll be your Huckleberry..." Doc Holliday

Wyatt: How we feeling today, Doc?
Doc: Dying. You?

*Doc is playing a somber piece on the piano*
Billy Clanton: Is that "Old Dog Trey"? It sounds like "Old Dog Trey".
Doc: Pardon?
Billy: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susanna", "Camptown Races"...Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc: Ah, yes. Well this happen to be a nocturne.
Billy: A which?
Doc: You know...Frederick fking Chopin.

Billy: Why, it's the drunken piano player! You're so drunk, you can't hit nothing. In fact, you're probably seeing double. *takes out knife*
Doc: *pulls out two guns* I have two guns. One for each of you.

*Wyatt just found out that the devil in the play was played by a woman*
Wyatt: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc: You may indeed, if you're lucky.

"It's true you are a good woman...*Kate slides down him towards his 'goods'*...then again, you may be the anti-christ." Doc Holliday

"How cosmopolitan!" Doc Holliday

"Oh, Johnny! I forgot you were there; you may leave now." Doc Holliday

*Jack Johnson and Doc Holliday bust open a door in a saloon, planning to kill the cowboys that they presumed were behind it...however, it was a man and a bunch of women in a bed*
Jack: Nobody move!
Doc: Nonsense. By all means, move.

"My hypocrisy only goes so far." Doc Holliday

Mangas I like: Vampire Knight, Angel Diary, Kare Kano, Azumanga The Dioh, High School Debut, Skip Beat, Naruto, Shugo Chara, Zombie Loan, Yotsuba&!...All I can think of right now.

Favorite Number: 0, cause I'm different and just that freaking awesome.

Favorite Movie: Queen of the Damned, Sweeney Todd, The Grudge, The Ring, Interview With The Vampire, Love Stinks, Star Wars, Adam Sandler movies, One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest, Anger Management, Bucket List, Final Destination 1 2 3 and 4, Gone With The Wind, Titanic, Beavis and Butthead, Mama, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Nightmare Before Christmas, Tombstone, Napoleon and Josephine: A Love Story, Dark Shadows, Pirates of the Carribean,

Favorite T.V Shows: Viva La Bam (which has been cancelled -_-) and Kingdom Hospital

Favorite Book: "Vampire Knight" Matsuri Hino, "Vampire Chronicles" Anne Rice, "Fallen Series" Lauren Kate, "Gone with the Wind" Margret Mitchell, Every Stephen King book, and NOT TWILIGHT CAUSE REAL VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE AND ARE NOT VEGETARIAN PANSIES!

Favorite Music:
My all-time favorite band (if you haven't already guessed by now) is the wonderful band hailing from Helsinki, Finland: "HIM"!

--A close number two is the band "Evanescence" from Little Rock, Arkansas!

I also like these bands very well: The 69 Eyes, The Agonist, Apocalyptica, Billy Squier, Black Veil Brides, Blue Oyster Cult, The Cure, The Doors, Halestorm, INXS, Jack Off Jill, Julian Plenti, KISS, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Nirvana, Nox Arcana, Mandragora Scream, Dark Sanctuary, Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Rammstein, Scorpions, Static X, T.A.T.U., Type O Negative, Zeromancer

Favorite Food: CHINESE PLEASEEEE! xD

Religion: Read my quote about religon...

Favorite Color: Black

Career of Choice: Criminologist

Video Games I Like: Anything Zelda, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Kirby, Harvest Moon, Mario, Fighting Games, Racing Games, Jaws: The Revenge, God of War, Guitar Hero

Zodiac: Taurus ;)

Relationships: Single

I leave you with the first HIM song I ever heard, Join Me In Death:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V4AscLidWg

And also, their newest released song that will be on their new album Tears on Tape (2013), I Will Be The End Of You:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8w5m2A-600

Kiitos and Nakemiin, sweethearts!

Tyla

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Trusting Trust by NayruSapphire reviews
(Takes place in modern world) Link is a student at North Hylian College University. All he wants is the right girl to come along, but when she does - a girl with a troubled life and not much trust or love to give - it's going to take a lot for her love. And even more for her trust. Link will go to any lengths to win her, but what kind of difficult obstacles will stand in the way?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Link, Zelda
Running To You by Lady.Zayriah reviews
Zelda is the daughter of a royal family who still believes in arranged marriages. What the family does not know is how abusive this husband-to-be really is. Zelda runs away only to run into Link, and quickly falls in love. Will she find her happiness?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,246 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Link, Zelda]
It's Yours to Keep by purplefirestarter reviews
Link is forced to work in Hyrule castle as a servant to princess Zelda under the orders of Ganondorf, who also wishes to make Zelda his wife. His plans of course, are interrupted as Link and Zelda slowly begin to fall in love. Slightly AU, Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,267 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Link, Zelda
Yuki by Dark Ryuu reviews
Sequel to Steps Toward the Future: Kaede Yagami hasn't had much luck with men...and the one that finally takes interest in her is a thief? SteinerxBrunette AWL character. Rated for adult situations, language, and violence. Alternate Universe as always.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,839 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Mystique in our Relationship by some random gal reviews
One of Sari's night walks has caused her to have a kind of friendship with a silver-haired theif. But as they get closer, a certain other blond is beginning to realise his feelings. I hate summaries soplz bear with me and read. pretty please!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Jill's sad story by Maymist reviews
Harvest Moon Ds Cute, The girl character is the brunette girl. Jill/Pony has given up hope on freeing the Harvest Goddess...so much stress in her life...SkyeXJill There is Rock and Marlin moments too. :D
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skye, Jill - Complete
Hyrule High School by HimmelsDraculina reviews
Zelda is a city slicking girl moving into a redneck town. With peanuts, bullets, horses, and cute ranchers...right now she just wants to survive high school. Rated T for the hell of it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,531 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Zelda, Link
100 chances by sonkram reviews
100 chances to win the girl of your dreams, who knew it could be a nightmare. One simple bet turned the world upside down. Link X Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,191 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Link, Zelda
In A Family Portrait by sawyerzelda reviews
Uptight, hard-nosed lawyer Zelda Cleverly was not looking for love when she hired the hottie next door to be her kid's nanny. AU, obviously, and LZ eventually.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,944 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Zelda, Link
Room For A Queen? by PSI-Triforce reviews
When Zelda is forced to become Queen, it isn't long before her inexperience turns people against her. Fleeing Hyrule Castle for her own safety, she finds a friend willing to let her stay with him. ZeldaxLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,123 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Zelda, Link
Black is the Colour by Akira Majere reviews
Zero plays the role Kaname had cast for him as the immediate threat to their beloved Yuuki comes to a close. Heart in hands, the three come to terms of what tomorrow will bring. Kaname x Yuuki, slight Zero x Yuuki
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Yuuki, Kaname
Midnight Whispers by Cosmic Moon Baby reviews
After struggling with their emotions, Yuuki and Zero finally come to terms with their feelings in a very physical way. YuukixZero, ONE SHOT and a mature situation. ;
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Yuuki, Zero - Complete
Countless tears by WhitePrayer reviews
Yuki Cross is attending an ALL BOYS boarding school. Her roomate also ends up being A BOY. Zero Kiryu to be exact. But, how little does she know about Zero and his school? And why the hell is she here anyway? And why does Zero make her heart race?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Zero, Yuuki
Unforgivable by Tishannia reviews
Zero & Yuuki Collection, possible AU chapters ; o16. what an uncomfortable question...
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/3/2006
The vampier knight show! by xxpatixx reviews
Me and 2 of my best friend have kidnap the guys of vampier knight knight and we are making them answer questions and dare frome our readers so come join the fun!
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,953 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007
How To Get A Vampire to Love You by xWhiteBlossomx reviews
Yuuki finds a book that tells her how to get a vampire to love her. She's intending to use it on Kaname, needs to test it out just to make sure it works. So she tests it on Zero....what is the outcome? ZERO X YUKI little bit of KanamexYuuki
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,274 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
Into the Skye by pococo reviews
Jill took over her dead fathers farm in froget-me-not. When she's there she meets a thief named Skye, and her whole life is turned upside down! Takes place in HM:DS and CUTE.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
Old Legends Die Hard by Falls-44 reviews
Zelda Harkinian is barely surviving life as a freshman at Hyrule University. It doesn't help when an ancient evil goes on the rampage and a certain blond hero drops in to take her on the adventure of a lifetime. ZeLink, M for blood/gore, FINISHED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,317 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Beauty in the Breakdown by Alaena Night reviews
Zero and Yuuki. She is a noble princess, he, a fallen Knight. He is everything she longs to remember. She is everything he hates, but somehow ... somehow, he can't stop loving her. /AU/ ON INDEFINITE HOLD
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,792 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Zero, Yuuki
A Forbidden Love by xWhiteBlossomx reviews
She gently pressed her lips against his, feeling the other tense under her tender touch. Although they weren’t blood siblings, they were still legally adopted brother and sister. It was a forbidden love, between siblings; between human and vampire. YxZ!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
A Bloody Kiss by peppergurl12 reviews
She knew it was that time of month, he knew it too. It looked like he couldn't hold back for much longer. ZeroxYuki. feel free to review.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
A Thieving Scoundrel by Song Of The Sparrow reviews
He was trouble. A thief. Too much trouble than she needed right now. She couldn't understand how she could like and hate someone at the same time. But she couldn't stay away... no matter how hard she tried. SkyeXMainCharacter
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2008
What you really mean to me by Animemaiden reviews
Yuki is in love with Kaname and at the same time begins to realize maybe Zero means something more than just a friend. Yep, the same old love triangle but come on, everyone loves a good love triangle.R and R would be amazing as well.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
I Just Want to Cry in Front of You by DeathBerrry reviews
Tears really can sometimes make it all okay. Zero x Yuki
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The Sleeptalker by charredfeathers reviews
Yuuki finds Zero dozing under an old oak tree… Unexpectedly though, he reveals a secret. YuukixZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by charredfeathers reviews
Kaname Kuran is bothered by something. No, it’s not another assassination attempt, and no, he has NOT been thinking of becoming gay. It’s all because of some writing engraved on a statue. Who wrote it? The pureblood is just itching to find out. YuukixZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
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Sweet Sacrifice reviews
Zero loves Yuki. More than he's supposed to. He does something he can't be forgiven for. Zero gets so angry with himself...What will he do to get his point across to Yuki that what he's done was wrong? Read the title to give you a hint. ZxY and SxY
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,173 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Zero, Yuuki
Zero's Death Poem reviews
A poem thing I wrote about Zero's death when I was bored. No, I don't want Zero to die. I love Zero. Once again, I was BORED. Told through Zero's eyes.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Zero, Yuuki - Complete
A Trip With You reviews
When the chairman asks Zero to go on a world wide trip to get a new student in Montana, he is forced to take Kaname with him. But the two of them get into a lot of trouble, and the girl they are going to go get dosen't make it any better...
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Zero, Kaname
Opposites Attract reviews
Zelda is madly in love with Link. But, she doesn't show it. She cries herself to sleep at night, wishing he was there with her. She doesn't understand why she loves him. He is everything she hates. Yet, she can't stop loving him...But, opposites do attrac
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Link, Zelda
He's Bringing Sexy Back reviews
Yuki makes Zero sing with a bunch of vampires. Singing Sexy Back. Only problem is, Zero can sing, really good. Plus his good looks, someones going to get some new fangirls! With fangirls literally ripping him apart, who will save him?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008
How I Lost My Blanky by: Aido Hanabusa reviews
Just a short fic about when Aido loses his precious bunny, ducky blanky and makes Kain help him look for it. What will happen? Who will be left "In the Dumps"? Check it out! Reviews welcome!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete