Author has written 7 stories for Vampire Knight, Legend of Zelda, and Star Wars.
In Loving Memory
Of The Greatest Dogs Ever
"Vegas" & "Zeus"
September 16, 1999 - July 12, 2009
June 2010-August 2012
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS (AND SO SOME IDIOTS ON HERE WILL QUIT BASHING ME ABOUT IT) I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING ON HERE SINCE I WAS IN THE 14, EARLY 15 YEAR OLD RANGE. I REALIZE THEY ARE NOT THE BEST NOW, BUT REFUSE TO TAKE THEM OFF, FOR THEY AMUSE ME. I HAVE MOVED ON TO WRITING ORIGINAL STORIES, IN HOPES OF GETTING THEM PUBLISHED. MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL WRITE MORE ON MY FANFICTIONS, BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, BECAUSE IT PROBABLY ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.
To: VILLE HERMANNI VALO
Age: Old enough to be a legal adult, young enough to still be immature.
Appearance: Hip length black hair, Light blue/grey eyes, 5'5.5", exceptionally pale
Friends: Conner, Stephen, Devin, Jamie, Simon, Hannah D., Hannah W., Nicole, Brittany
Pets: My female Doberman, Bling, and my blue Chihuahua (who's marked like a Doberman), 626.
Favorite Animal: Tigers
Personality: Hopeless Romantic, Awkward, Crazed, Music-centered, Hard-headed, Sarcastic, Full of dry humour, Clinically Insane, Sexually Tense
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, listening to my music, singing, talking to the mates
The Vampire Chronicles
"God kills, indiscriminately, and so do we. For no creature under God are as we are, none so like him. As ourselves." Lestat de Lioncourt
"You're beautiful to me because you're human. Your frailty. Your short years. Your heart. All that suddenly seems more precious than anything I've ever known. " Lestat
"Toughen up baby, I'm looking for the eternal scum." Lestat
"From that moment on, they were my friends, my children, my band. Giving the world a new god... me." Lestat
Journalist: "Yes, but these other vampires, aren't they going to be pissed off at you giving away their secrets?"
Louis de Pointe du Lac: Where are we?
"Should we put out the light? And then put out the light. But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again. It needs must wither." Lestat
Lestat de Lioncourt: Whining coward of a vampire that prowls the night killing rats and poodles; you could have finished us both.
"Vampires don't settle old scores. We harbor them." Lestat de Lioncourt
"I'm very ticklish." Lestat de Lioncourt
"Now I'm getting into the coffin. And you'll get in on top of me if you know what's good for you." Lestat de Lioncourt
Lestat: You're very anxious to be out of these rooms, aren't you? Why don't we simply get into bed together? I don't understand.
Lestat: Are those the words Armand used, 'unabashed plea?'? I hate Armand.
"Vampire Lestat to the rescue!" Lestat de Lioncourt
"Well, think about Adam in the Bible, I mean this guy is the Wimp of All Time saying to Almighty God, the Creator, Yahweh Who made the stars, 'The woman gave me to eat!' I mean-pa-lease." Lestat de Lioncourt
"EVERY NOW AND THEN...I demand to be treated like the supernatural hero that I am!" Lestat de Lioncourt
"I'm a ruthless dude." Lestat de Lioncourt
"LET'S ROCK, BABY." Lestat de Lioncourt
"So go on, tell me more about me." Lestat de Lioncourt
Louis: Are we dead, Lestat?
Lestat: You're too lenient!
"My name is thirst baby! And I must have you!" Lestat de Lioncourt
"Beauty and the beast. And as far as beasts go, I mean, really, I'm quite a stunner..." Lestat de Lioncourt
"I make evil seem almost virtuous." Lestat de Lioncourt
"I've always been my own teacher. but I must confess, I am my favorite pupil as well." Lestat de Lioncourt
"Suddenly, I realized I was of the dark that make others cringe. Slowly and with great pleasure, I laughed." Lestat de Lioncourt
"My greatest sin has always been that I have a wonderful time being myself." Lestat de Lioncourt
"Well, I'm not God. And I am not the devil from Hell, although sometimes I pretend to be." Lestat de Lioncourt
"I'm hungry. Get out of my way, or I will kill you. Lestat de Lioncourt
"I'm the devil, not Satan himself, Son of Morning, Ben Sharar. But bad, very bad. Demon of the First Rank most certainly." Lestat de Lioncourt
"I don't know how to be bad at being bad." Lestat de Lioncourt
"I am in love with myself. The fact that I am not tranfixed infront of the nearest mirror takes a great deal of self control." Lestat de Lioncourt
"You nearly got what you almost deserve." Lestat de Lioncourt
Memnoch the Devil: I am in awe of you.
Pandora: You're a man still?
Ville Valo's Madness
"Open your arms and let me show you what love can be like." Ville Valo
"It's all tears/ And it will be till the end of our time./ Come closer my love./ Will you let me tear your heart apart?" Ville Valo
"It's horrible when you're giving a microphone a bj and it's giving you negative feedback." Ville Valo
"I have a big heart a small brain." Ville Valo
"I know all men think with their dicks, but my dick's different." Ville Valo
"I have given up on love several times, but love unfortunately doesn't give up on me." Ville Valo
"Women are always beautiful." Ville Valo
"Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it." Ville Valo
"Eh. Hold on. I don't know how to use this thing. I'm not sure if it--*looks* yeah, it has a camera. I never use these things." Ville Valo (talking about his mobile phone)
"I call him 'The Dude the Bottle'. I have so little friends I have these bottles back home that I talk to. Imagine that." Ville Valo (talking about this alcohol bottle holder he bought)
"I don't have a ringtone. It's vibrating. This particular wierd, like pink Samsung's great because it's so small...but the thing is you can't have it silent. It either has the vibration thing on or it doesn't. Otherwise it's just 'bing bong boom!'...I hate cell phones." Ville Valo
"I freak out on one song and I play that song to death." Ville Valo
Interviewer: What would Ville be if he wasn't a musician?
Interviewer: For what reason would Ville miss a tour bus?
Interviewer: What is some of Ville's talents and habits?
Interviewer: What's Ville's biggest wish?
"Willa Walo!" Bam Margera
"We're in black and white but the cowboy's in color." Bam Margera
"So we pleasantly knocked on his door...*Ville & Bam bangs on Shtgoose's door with their feet, then runs down the hall screaming* AAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! " Bam Margera
Bam: Should I run full speed towards the window here?
Bam: What did you do?!
Ville: I've got a problem with this. There's something I never told you.
*Ville pouring himself a glass of alcohol*
Bam: That's going to be empty tonight.
Bam: That's going to be empty tonight.
Ville: That's going to be empty in fking five minutes!
"It's like being in an amusement park for hours and hours...for free! Ahhhh!" Ville Valo
*Bam is laying in the middle of a hallway, drunk*
Ville: Get drunk or try--die trying.
Interviewer: What do people throw onstage?
"Too much work makes Ville a really dull boy." Ville Valo
*some guys were throwing beer cans on stage at HIM so Ville cuts the music*
Ville: I'm boring. I'm a very boring person. Nothing usually happens to me.
Interviewer: What are you trying to do?
"It's VilleHermanniValofromabandcalledHIM." Ville Valo (was said very fast and very properly said with an extremely straight face)
"Your love is the only thing I live for in this world. Oh how I wait for the day your heart burns in these heavenly flames I have already scorched in. I just want you to know I'll always be waiting." Ville Valo (The Beginning of the End)
"If death is the answer to love's mysteries, then bleed on my darling to the sound of a dream." Ville Valo (Bleed Well)
"In the grace of your love, I writhe in pain. In six-hundred and sixty six ways I love you and I hope you feel the same." Ville Valo (For You)
"So my love, your laughter is finally turning into tears and you're begging for more though the end is getting near. Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way...until you drown in this love." Ville Valo (It's All Tears, Drown In This Love)
"For a moment the world turns it's back and you let me come closer. Though the hearts were filled with fear for this Dark Sekret Love. Oh, let the world turn it's back. And please let me come closer. Though the hearts filled with fear for this love. Our 666 has got a name, we burn it's flames again and again. For it is our Dark Secret Love." Ville Valo (Dark Sekret Love)
"The harder I try, the more we grow apart. The sweeter the kiss, the colder grows your heart. The closer I get, the more you're out of love. The colder your touch, the more it turns me on. And the faster beats my heart. And baby more I love you. I see it in your eyes, I feel it in your touch, I taste it in your lips, and baby more I love you." Ville Valo (I Love You, Prelude to Tragedy)
"The only way you could love me is to hurt me again, and again, and again. Your love is a Razorblade Kiss. Sweetest is the taste from your lips, oh my darling." Ville Valo (Razorblade Kiss)
"What love's lies blessed, love's light cursed." Ville Valo (Too Happy To Be Alive/Death Is In Love With Us)
"I unlit the light to embrace the dark, to be near, not to turn into you, my darling." Ville Valo (Sleepwalking Past Hope)
"Oh, I know it and I feel it just as well as you do, honey. It's not our fault if death's in love with us, woah-oh. It's not our fault if the reaper holds our hearts, woah-oh." Ville Valo (Death Is In Love With Us)
"I can't see as I'm facing your pitiful lies. Don't have the strength to carry your heavy load of life. I'm your Christ and I want you. This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do. And I can't see through your eyes, bring your tears unto me. I will lift the burden from your shoulders so you just have to believe. I'm your Christ and I want you. This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do. And you say you've come for more. You say you want it all. And I killed myself for your love. I'm killing myself for you, yes you." Ville Valo (Sigillum Diaboli)
"No I won't surrender at any cost. Lose something so sweet and tender from my heart. Yes, I've done my evil, I've done my good. But just believe me honey, I won't let go of you. You are the one, and there's no regrets at all. We've had our share of misfortune, we've had our blues. And God is not on our side, yes it's true. But you keep forgetting, baby, the beauty of us two. There is no one that can take that away from me and you." Ville Valo (You Are The One)
"...Kill me softly..." Zero Kiryu
"I want those hands...That kind smile...Even though I shouldn't want such things..." Zero Kiryu
"Congratulations numnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a friggin' jack-in-the-box!!" Dr. Evil
"All I wanted was some friggin' sharks with some friggin' lazer beams attached to their friggin' heads!!" Dr. Evil
"Oh great...Isn't this magical?" Fat Bastard
"There's nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." Ernest Hemingway
"It must be Kevin's third leg." Brittany
"I've been spayed." Brittany (a slip of the tongue, she meant to say sprayed)
"Wuz up? How you doin'?" Symone Purcell (You know her as "sleepingawake" here) Enterprise (Trade Marked)
"All the good guys are taken, gay, fictional characters, are rockstars who have no idea you exist *coughVilleValocough, or live 3,000 miles away." Me
"Guano Bowls...Collect the whole set!" Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)
"Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black." Hannibal Lecter
"Scars are our only reminders that the past was real." Hannibal Lecter
"I shake my balls at random times." Nicole
"Roll your arrrrrrsssssss." Nicole
"Ok, first you break my duck, then you make fun of my dead grandma, dead dog, and dead hamster, and then you called me fat... NOW SHALL I ADD THIS TO THE LIST?!" Conner
"Religion is for people that have something to hide. An all powerful being gives them comfort in their sin. Haven't you ever wondered why the church consists of the older generation? They are afraid to die--afraid to die and go to Hell, or the equivalent according to the religion. They take comfort in the thinking that they are forgiven for their long life of sin. Pity them. Me? I've nothing to hide. I don't run from sin. I embrace it, after all, I'm only human. I'm too evil for this mortal coil. But sure! I may become religious in my elder years. I suppose we all will, if we haven't already given up in our years of youth. But it's not my time for salvation. No, not yet." Me
"In your arms I have known the Trinity more truly than men can teach." Wynken de Wylde (Anne Rice)
"You've always got me to run to when you're lonely." Me
"Upon layers of childish levity, there is a very scared, insecure, upset, and above all else broken person that few people ever see." J
Johnny Ringo: Well you must be Doc Holliday.
"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd." Doc Holliday
Ike: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a b*tch, nobody's that lucky!
"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." Doc Holliday
"I'll be your Huckleberry..." Doc Holliday
Wyatt: How we feeling today, Doc?
*Doc is playing a somber piece on the piano*
Billy: Why, it's the drunken piano player! You're so drunk, you can't hit nothing. In fact, you're probably seeing double. *takes out knife*
*Wyatt just found out that the devil in the play was played by a woman*
"It's true you are a good woman...*Kate slides down him towards his 'goods'*...then again, you may be the anti-christ." Doc Holliday
"How cosmopolitan!" Doc Holliday
"Oh, Johnny! I forgot you were there; you may leave now." Doc Holliday
*Jack Johnson and Doc Holliday bust open a door in a saloon, planning to kill the cowboys that they presumed were behind it...however, it was a man and a bunch of women in a bed*
"My hypocrisy only goes so far." Doc Holliday
"Real horrorshow like." Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Mangas I like: Vampire Knight, Angel Diary, Kare Kano, Azumanga The Dioh, High School Debut, Skip Beat, Naruto, Shugo Chara, Zombie Loan, Yotsuba&!, Okami-san and her Seven Companions, Haruna's First Time
Favorite Number: 0, cause I'm different and just that freaking awesome.
Favorite Movie: Queen of the Damned, Sweeney Todd, The Grudge, The Ring, Interview With The Vampire, Love Stinks, Star Wars, Adam Sandler movies, One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest, Anger Management, Bucket List, Final Destination 1 2 3 and 4, Gone With The Wind, Titanic, Beavis and Butthead, Mama, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Nightmare Before Christmas, Tombstone, Napoleon and Josephine: A Love Story, Dark Shadows, Pirates of the Carribean, A Clockwork Orange, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, The Blues Brothers, The Quiet Ones, The Conjuring, Bad Grampa, Jackass, Insidious, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Children of the Corn, Storm of the Century, The Shining, Rose Red, Misery, Carrie, Pulp Fiction, The Crow, Scarface, The Godfather, The Hangover, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Terminator, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Uncle Buck, Grown Ups, The Great Outdoors, The Human Centipede, Begotten,
Favorite T.V Shows: Breaking Bad (best TV show ever!) Viva La Bam, Kingdom Hospital, Happy Tree Friends, Dexter's Laboratory, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Buggs Bunny, Cow and Chicken, Pinky and the Brain, Invader Zim, Rugrats, Tom and Jerry, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball
Favorite Book: "Vampire Knight" Matsuri Hino, "Vampire Chronicles" Anne Rice, "Fallen Series" Lauren Kate, "Gone with the Wind" Margret Mitchell, Every Stephen King book, and NOT TWILIGHT CAUSE REAL VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE AND ARE NOT VEGETARIAN PANSIES!
--A close number two is the band "Type O Negative"
I also like these bands very well: The 69 Eyes, The Agonist, Apocalyptica, Billy Squier, Black Veil Brides, Blue Oyster Cult, The Cure, The Doors, Halestorm, INXS, Jack Off Jill, Julian Plenti, KISS, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Nirvana, Nox Arcana, Mandragora Scream, Dark Sanctuary, Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Rammstein, Scorpions, Static X, T.A.T.U., Evanescence, Zeromancer
Favorite Food: CHINESE PLEASEEEE! xD
Favorite Color: Black
Career of Choice: Criminal Profiler
Video Games I Like: Anything Zelda, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Kirby, Harvest Moon, Mario, Fighting Games, Racing Games, Jaws: The Revenge, God of War, Guitar Hero, Skyrim, Minecraft
Zodiac: Taurus ;)
Relationships: Taken by Conner ;)
I leave you with the first HIM song I ever heard, Join Me In Death:
Kiitos and Nakemiin, sweethearts!