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Joined 04-20-08, id: 1556627, Profile Updated: 05-16-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm up for anything and like almost everything

well rounded person

I go to University in Austin, Texas. i only like school when its easy and to see friends

... My Mom, & My Abuelita (grandma), & one of my friends all died in 2009. I've gotten my life together since then but have been to busy with it for fanfiction, sorry.

i actually don't like to write but i love to read yet i had couple stories in mind i just haven't written them yet... I'm to busy with life for fan fiction and have moved on since high school.

everyday Bella-

party Bella-
...yeah yea w/e i know my sketches are to cartoony-ish and they suck but i tried


from: daddys little cannibal's profile

The only thing that I will ever copy and paste...

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (This cracked me up)


OK WHO ELSE BESIDES LINDAROO, MARCYJ AND ME FEEL LIKE YOU WERE READING SOME CRAZED FANFIC WHEN YOU READ BREAKING DAWN! I only kind of like it, it really pissed me off.

IT COULD JUST BE THAT SHE WAS TRYING TO WRAP UP THE BOOK AND MAKE Everyone HAPPY THAT'S WAT I WOULD PUT MY MONEY ON.


i can't believe Mrs. Meyer put midnight sun on indefinite hold!! ugh!! and her preview is soo good and tempting i want the rest!! she can't do this.

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Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Never Again by TwilightsVampyre reviews
Edward left Bella...again. Now, 40 years later, Edward finds time to pop in and check up on Bella. Jacob says Bella's gone...for good. Oh goody! Edward's upset that she's gone, time to go upset the Volturi! But guess who part of the Volturi NOW...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8051 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Many Layers of a Dress by MkGrays reviews
Lovely dresses & gossip Bella had to endure it her whole life. Her exceeding brother and her proper sister, but how much is too much? How much longer until Bella takes a slip into the forbidden wild where she meets the mysterious man with the copper hair?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Trip Across The USA by Arbies reviews
BxE AxJ RxEm All Human! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, three best friends, each invite one of their cousins on a trip across the USA in an RV! With a whole lot of pranks and a dash of romance, this is one vacation that won't be forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Missing Moments by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Backstage in Europe by MkGrays reviews
It's the summer after the girls 1 year of college and they need a job. They come across an audition to join a band as backstage singers. If the girls make it into the band they will be going on a summer long tour in Europe! Course they'll find love...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Things arn't always what they seem by Luckybugg reviews
Edward left Bella for Alice. How will Bella and Jasper deal with this news and will they be able to forgive and move on? I don't own twilight or anything in my story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,608 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by Marcy and Roo reviews
This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Sunrise by sampire reviews
Bella dies, and, as the wolf legend predicted, she is reborn as someone new. When Jacob finds her, he has a difficult decision to make. Should he tell Edward as he promised he would? Or will new bella even remember any of them at all? insane drama. read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 113,027 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
If Mike Was Different by DreamsOfEdward reviews
What if when Bella arrived in Forks, she felt an attraction to Mike and he was less like a loyal dog and better boyfriend material? How would Edward react and prove his love? BxM for a while, ExB OOC,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
Stand in the Rain by MkGrays reviews
A future Edward? A future Bella? 75 years later, new gadgets, new style. After Edward left, Bella was changed without him, or any of the Cullen’s knowing. What happens when they meet back up? All Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,178 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in Ireland by MkGrays reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie decide to go on a trip to Ireland near the same time the boys do. They haven't met each other yet, but will in some awkward situations... All of them are Vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Losing it by Cassieschwartzman reviews
Bella is a small town girl on a mission. Her mission: Lose it, Get the hell out of Forks, and Experience the world. Her problem: Finding someone to help her lose her innocence without breaking her heart in the process. All Human, Alt. Universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,573 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
A Consummation Devoutly to Be Wished by Bratanimus reviews
Post-Eclipse. "We were working up to this. It was still too much for me; the venom would drop like mother’s milk and I’d have to pull away, away from her. And our wedding was only a week from now." ECBS one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Eternal Twilight by one eternal twilight reviews
This is the story of what would happen if Bella had the chance to decide if she wanted to stay a human or beome a vampire after james bit her.It picks up in the end of ch23 around pg454 in Twilight.I dont own any of the characters:D Thanks and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Thanks For the Memories by wanderlustlights reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS AU story... Bella and Emmett have been together for about two years now, but could Emmett be rethinking their relationship and wanting someone else, aka Rosalie Hale, who is dating Edward Masen? What will Bella do now? Chapter 8 up n
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,568 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007
Crimson Tears by Tee2007 reviews
This is an AU story. Set during CH 10 of New Moon. What if Jacob and the pack hadn't gotten to Bella in time? Will Jacob still be able to save her? Chapter 2 now up! Bella hunts in an unusual way and is Victoria coming for her? Will Alice find her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
What I Saw by genealogygirl reviews
Jacob finds Bella and Edward in the meadow and lifechanging consequences result for all of them. This is a Bella change fic from Jacob's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Play Date reviews
SPOILER ALERT! don't continue to read this summery let alone the story if you have not read Breaking Dawn! Jacob takes Renesmee, aka Nessie, for a play date with Quil and Claire down at first beach. short one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Anew Redemption: Bad Bella reviews
AU. How will Bella restart her life after Edward leaves her. With the help of her best friend Jacob they'll turn her into something Forks has never seen, can the silly boys handle her? time: in new moon. disclaimer i don't own twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella