Anyway, here's some info about me:
I love music. A LOT. My favorite bands are System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nightwish, T.A.T.U., AFI, The Beatles, The Offspring, Cascada, Shiny Toy Guns, Linkin Park, Within Temptation, Daft Punk, Third Eye Blind, Dropkick Murphys, Escape the Fate...
I have an addiction to anime, manga, and ramen. Hehe. My favorite series are Full Metal Alchemist, Magic Knight Rayearth (the art is amazing), Death Note, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Fushigi Yugi, Absolute Boyfriend, Vampire Knight, Chobits, and Inuyasha. Chicken ramen is my favorite.
I LOVE TWILIGHT! If you haven't read this amazing book series, do. I am on Team Edward 100 percent. Edward...mmmmm...
If you support the Twilight Series but do NOT support Breaking Dawn, and think it is by far the worst of the Twilight Series, copy and paste this on your profile.
I like a lot of books: Twilight Series, the Host, Dark Tower series, Cirque du Freak, Maximum Ride, Inheritance series, the Gemma Doyle trilogy (A Great and Terrible Beauty), Marley and Me, A Walk in the Woods, Tithe, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and some more... I just can't think of them right now.
I do not consider myself a movie buff, but I have seen a lot more movies than most in my age group. Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Moulin Rouge!, The Matrix, Indiana Jones, Pan's Labyrinth, Big Fish, Spirited Away, I,Robot, Dodgeball, Dead Poets Society... there is a way longer list of movies I love, but I won't bore you all.
Demetri Martin is my favorite comedian. Seriously, this guy is wicked funny. Check him out!
I love to read! Some of my favorite authors are Stephen King (Dark Tower series) and Stephenie Meyer (Twilight series).
My favorite actors are Keanu Reeves, WILL SMITH, and Ewan McGregor.
My favorite TV shows are: Futurama, House, South Park, the Simpsons, Project Runway, CSI:Crime Scene Investigation, America's Next Top Model, Heroes (Hiro is my favorite character. BLUE NISSAN VERSA!), Ghost Hunters, Mythbusters, Ace of Cakes, Iron Chef America.
I love summer, thunderstorms, lightning, reading, friends, photography, colors, having fun, music, raves, glowsticks, candy, and knitting.
A lot of things. Mainstream stuff: Hollister, Abercrombie, Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, rap, UGGs (which are uggly in my opinion). Also: Tomatos. Just tomatos.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Just like me...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, Horselvr4evr123,Chaos inducer, gabriella phantom, fox gal, luvtoushirou14, darkwings72, roseandthorns19
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that you and all your friends are hyperactive idiots most of the time, copy this into you profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile's to long,Copy and paste this here to add to the cause!
If you have ever said the same thing more than one time in a row,put this in your profile.put this in your profile.
If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.
If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.
If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.
If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you are head over heels with Edward, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you sign your letters as "Mrs Edward Cullen", copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Bella falling in love with two people at the same time is creepy, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are MAD!! at Jacob Black for kissing Bella and want to hunt him down and stab him with a strong enough knife that will not break upon pressure against his skin, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Fang and Max are meant to be, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you check your back everyday for wings, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Iggy and Max is weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.
If you freaked out when Fang was kissing Max, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are jealous of Max for kissing the almighty (and handsome) Fang, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Rykun, Jaden Tao, Sleeve of White Snow, Chibikitty14, sharinganuser21, putrisha94, shadowblossom15, Angelic Cruxis,xXx.Murakami.xXx, ryomaeijiarehot, roseandthorns19
If you are, or know, anyone that is obsessed with Sasuke, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!
If you've went on someone's profile just for because you wanted to stalk them on fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever stared, blank-faced, unblinkingly, jaw-slack, empty minded for one minute or more copy andd paste this into your profile.
To you Orochimaru is Michael Jackson or Gene Simmons? You decide! Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sasuke is pretty fly for a white guy copy and paste this into your profile.
If you didn't know Orochimaru's walls were purple until Sasuke blew the place up copy and paste this into your profile.
Quotes from our favorite comedian, Demetri Martin!
“I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’”
“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.”
“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, 'sort of' means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’"
“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.”
“I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the hell is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!.’”
“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’”
“I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass. What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.”
“People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they’re kind of hard to tell apart… Especially if the human is kind of hairy.”
“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.”
“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.”
“Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.”
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
“About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.’ (Ladies, that’s not true)”
“I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word ‘fortnight.’”
“I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’”
“I think vests are all about protection. You know what I mean? Like a lifevest protects you from drowning and bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot and the sweatervests protects you from pretty girls. ‘Leave me alone. Can’t you see I’m cold just right here?’”
“A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive. ‘Dude make a left.’ ‘Those are trees…’ ‘Trust me.’
“I like the beach. I like to get there really early before everyone else shows up and take like thirty bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water. Then I wait for everyone to come to the beach and when someone goes to pick up one of the bottles, I go up behind them because when they open it there’s a note saying ‘I’m standing right behind you.’”
“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.”
“I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.”
“I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.”
“I like sports; I like professional football. I like to get to the stadium and see the games live, you know. And I paint my chest before I leave the house. But I don’t have many friends, you know, so I usually just do punctuation and tack on a group already in progress. But sometimes it works out kind of weird because we ended up on TV one time and it said ‘JETS?’”
“An easy way to sound like a creep is to add the word ‘ladies’ to the end of things you say. It can be harmless too, but it just makes you a creep. ‘Yeah after college I spent two years in the peace corps, ladies?’ The more harmless it is, the more of a creep you become. ‘I broke my arm. I need help, ladies?’”
“My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. ‘Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.’”
“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”
My friend Steve likes cats. People are always saying “Oh, Steve’s really a cat person”. No he’s not. If Steve were a cat person it’d be, like, “Hey, Steve never goes in the pool”.
It was my friend’s birthday and I was mad at him, so I sent him a card. It said happy birthday, but I put quotes around the word “Happy”… sarcastic birthday, douchebag.
“I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then Í said, “Does he bite?”. She said “No.” And I said, “Oh yeah? Then how does he eat? … Liar.”"
“I think it would be cool, if you were writing a ransom note in Microsoft Word, and it popped up, the paperclip and said, “It looks like you’re writing a ransom note… need some help? You should curse more.” The paperclip would be all messed up, you know? I never saw a paperclip with tattoos before.”
Graffiti… I don’t like graffiti, unless it teaches me something, you know? Like “Oh, that’s how Alex feels about Maria. I wouldn’t have known if I had not walked by there, thank you.” Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like “Bush sucks!”, “U2 Rocks!”. I want to make indifferent graffiti. “Toy Story 2 was okay!” “I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further”, “This is a bridge!”, “That guy’s right!”
If you have a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes, or act juicy.
I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille.
I don’t like when I go in a store and they call me “Boss.” “Hey boss, can I help you, boss?” When they call me boss, I go, “I got some bad news… I’m gonna have to let you go, but first bring me the earnings from the register for today. I’ll give you severance, and give me the rest.”
I was in a shoe store and the guys call me boss, and I said, “Ya, can i just get those sneakers in a 10?” And uh, he said, “Okay” and then he went down stairs. He came back and he said, “I don’t have a 10, I have a 9.” “Oh great, because while you were downstairs, my toes were severed off. So that works out. Normally it would be stupid for you to tell me a number different than the one I said, ’cause it goes with my body part. But given my very recent accident, you’re right on. I’ll take the 9’s and a pile of band-aids, thank you. You’re re-hired ’cause you’re a genius.
A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color?” A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color…person?”
I heard this lady say “I love kids.” That’s nice, a little weird though. It’s like saying “I like people, for a little while.” “How old are you? 14? Fuck off!” You can say “I love kids” as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. “I love twelve-year-olds.”
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”
What do you call someone who can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle? Fat.
"I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type "lol". I type "lqtm": "laugh quietly to myself". It's more honest.
I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "What are those?" "Those are orange... oranges." "And what are those?" "Ah, shit. Tall pointies? Are we going by shapes now?"
'Employee of the month' is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me, a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like "that much more cake in the world.' But then when someone dies, I'm like "the cake streak is over..."
I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about 25.
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped!... but enjoying the music".
There's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
If you read that entire thing... wow. Hi five.
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
(By the way, I totally stole that from NightTimeRamen.)