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Joined 04-21-08, id: 1557011, Profile Updated: 03-26-12

Call me Shanira, it's composed out of syllables from my full name. I'm a teenager, but most of the time i'm either too mature or too immature to pass for my age. I can be pretty crazy (anyone who's met me can confirm that) and when I start rambling I can go on forever. I have tendencies to narrate stuff that's happening in my head. Weird, yes, deal with it :D I correct people's grammer sometimes when they speak which is annoying, I know, but I can't help it :P

I have long brown hair, dark brown eyes, and am 5´4 in height. That's all you'll ever get me to say (although there's not much else to know really).

I found fanfiction while I was searching for x-men evolution episodes. I read a few stories here and I thought they were really good, and since I love writing I thought I'd join up. :P And in case you haven't noticed, I'm addicted to smileys and elipses on occasion. And also chocolate ice-cream... yum, heaven. I only eat the plain variety though 'cause the ones with chocolate or cookie chunks gross me out. Seriously, the cookies aren't even crunchy anymore, just soggy - ew.

My favourite pairings are as follows:

X-men Evolution

Lancitty (my absolute favourite and tied for first place with Romy)

Romy (in my opinion not nearly enough was shown of this couple in the series although FF more than makes up for it)

X-ietro (they might not be an official couple but they are so awesome together)

Jonda (the same said above applies here too. I mean who wouldnt want the two crazy ones to get together, huh?)

Kurmanda (they are just plain sweet)

Jott (people might hate these two but I like them. anyway, they are only perfect together)

minor couples include: Amara-Bobby (ocassionally Amara-Roberto), Tabitha-Ray, Rahne-Roberto

Not a big fan of Jubilee/Bobby. I'm not a big fan of Loro either but I can live with it

Maximum Ride

Fax (LOVE them to death)

Niggy

Elly (Ella and Iggy, who I hope hooks up cause I have to admit, Nudge is a bit young for him and would probably deafen him with her endless chatter, and let's face it, the poor guy can't lose another sensef)

Mediator

Suze-Jesse

But Paul-Suze are good too - hmmm... maybe even better on account of him being evil and all

Magic in Manhatten

Rafel (Raf and Rachel)

Tammy-Bosh (scuba babies!!)

wish Miri had someone to pair up with (imagines a teenage wizard who is also obssessed with saving the world)

Likes: (as if you care)

drawing/painting

writing/reading

dancing

watching episodes of x-men evo over and over again

re-reading my favourite books, e.g. The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, The Mediator, Watchers, etc.

um, there are more but i can't think of any right now...

Dislikes:

The Capitol (& Districts 1 + 2 at times)

cheese (except on pizza)

poachers

watching Monty Python movies (they are great when you can't sleep - my dad would kill me for saying that as he loves them)

when people stare at me like a freak because i started laughing/crying at something I was reading

the Red Haired Wonder (although she did think Max was Fang's sister so you can't really blame her)

Erasers (Ari is an exception), Jeb Batchelder, Anne Walker, all Whitecoats

HYDRA

the colour hot pink - it hurts the eyes

Hot Guys: (fictional)

Jesse De Silva (come on! dead guys should not look that good!)

Gale Hawthorne

Peeta Mellark

Jace Wayland

Paul Slater (evil + hot = perfect)

Lance Alvers (scruffy, but totally cute)

Gambit/Remy Lebeau (love those eyes)

(ahhh, shocker! Edward Cullen didn't make the list! i'm probably the first girl on the planet to do that xP)

Fanfics:

Alright, my first fanfic (x-men evo) is cancelled. i think. well, let's compromise and say its on a break, 'cause I'm also working on my third novel while juggling two others simultaneously so the fanfic future is looking pretty bleak at the moment. If I'm lucky I'll get a couple of fluffs done for max&fang or clary&jace... *crosses fingers*

wish me luck and please review once its up :)

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Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school. co-author:Pink Vampire Skittle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett
Desespoir by coldqueen reviews
It was their first time and they wanted it to be memorable, but control, over this at least, was impossible. Romy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Silence of Beating Hearts by rainypromise reviews
Set after The City of Ashes. Jace and Clary met in Pandemonium for the second time. Conversations are not just held with words.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Fork Fighting by suicidemouse reviews
Oneshot; Alec is mad at Jace, and when dinner at the Institute rolls around, rage shows its face in the form of a battle with eating utensils. Preseries. Rated for swearing and a little violence.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Tease by Alaylia reviews
Sequel to Need and Indulge. When "just this once" turns into, "as often as possible," Jace and clary learn just how hard it is to keep a secret. Jace/Clary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
I Wouldn't Have Guessed by Inamorta reviews
Cute fluff. The Flock play truth or Dare. Now being re-done since it sucked so much. :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Letters of sorrow by Truth and Reconciliation reviews
Sometimes, when we find our true love, its just too late to admit it. Max finally admits that she loves Fang, only to find that Fang is dead. Max writes a letter to Fang, what would she write? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Max, Fang
Notes by Kai Kitsune reviews
After taking down yet another Itex wing, Max and the Flock stop in a barn in the cold midwest. While 'everyone' is sleeping, who's passing notes? NudgexIggy Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
The XMen Evolution Experience by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men decide to open tours of the mansion to the public. Can you say bad idea? I knew you could.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
XElders Strike! by Red Witch reviews
Imagine if you will a reality where our favorite young heroes and villians are older. A lot older. But still just as crazy and reckless with their powers.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The World is a Fried Egg Sandwich by Bowles reviews
Kitty and Lance discuss their place in the world in a way that only they could understand.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Untouchable by open hearts catch dreams reviews
Gambit shows up at night and becomes infatuated with Rogue who has no interest what so ever. Remy finds out her power and takes to harassing her all hours resulting in many fights as Rogue attempts to keep her distance from someone who could hold her hear
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Bored in a Library by MaxRideObsessed reviews
Fang is blogging and Max is bored. She meets a friend online and has conversations about herself and Fang [neither of whom, of course, she's ever met] with people she's never seen. Very interesting and sometimes ironic. Post MR3. FAXNESS! Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Mississippi Girl in Cajun Territory by iWillhexYou reviews
Mystique is in danger, she needs to send her step daughter Maire and her mother Irene away. So she writes her old friend Jean Luc and Marie is forced to leave Mississippi for New Orleans. There she meets Jean Lucs adopted son Remy and her world changes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,658 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Commitment by Lavender Gaia reviews
The Brotherhood returns to Bayville High in time for Lance to be paired with Kitty for the ultimate Health assignment: Marriage. What will this do to their relationship? And what about their teams' rivalry? Lancitty, minor JOTT. COMPLETE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,218 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Bright Lights by Lavender Gaia reviews
Some of the Xmen leave for college in NYC. But life is no easier there, as they have trouble with school, jobs, relationships...oh, and did I mention saving the city from any and all destruction? ON HIATUS
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,935 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005
Never Again by I Heart The Distillers reviews
CHAPTER 10 IS HERE! Lance Alvers was orphaned when he was 7 and sent ot an orpahnage. There he met Katherine Pryde, a fellow orphan at only 5 years old. Tean years later, they meet agian, but this time, on opposing teams.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,649 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 11/8/2003
Viva Lost Wages by Purity Black reviews
COMPLETE! Lance and Kitty are rewarded for a good deed with a holiday to Las Vegas for their teams. You know this can't end well. . .
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,495 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
The things i'd do for you by untouchable hexing witch reviews
Someone is sending Rogue threatening Valentine's. At the same time some of her friends are disappearing. Who's sending the cards and where have her friends vanished. Romy, Jonda, X-ietro, Lancitty and more - COMPLETE-
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,650 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
In The Garage by KiyoneKatz reviews
COMPLETE! In an effort to understand each other better, Lance decides to teach Kitty how to play guitar. Startling results occur! They start a band and grow much closer. Long and involving Lancitty. Chapter 32 at last!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,760 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Complete
Heart of Glass by Ace of Hearts reviews
She was the sweet, pretty daughter of the Earl of Kent, he was the lusty, dashing son of the Marquess of Wessex. Despite having been engaged since childhood, they soon find out when it comes to love, the heart is as fragile as glass.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 11/30/2003
Bad Hair Brad or Mushroom Head by Lilith Knight reviews
This is a sillyfic that is more or less to help me work through my issues involving how Evolution Gambit looks. It was that or find the people responsible and beat them to a bloody pulp. See? This is constructive. :
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete