Dignified Spoon
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Joined 04-21-08, id: 1557185, Profile Updated: 05-31-08
Author has written 3 stories for RENT.

why hallo thar.

this is your conscience speaking.

Or rather, it is I, Dignified Spoon. (Don't ask. Really, just don't.)

So, here are the basics about me... if you need to know. Dx

name: rachel ... D:

gender: female

age: 15

hair color: brown

eye color: green

species: dog

best friend: man

My interests include:

RENT (I are RENThead), Photography, Manga (haha), Old Myooseckz (The Who, Led Zeppelin, and teh Rolling Stones to name a few bands), Rufus Wainwright because he's more amazing than your mom on rye bread, Albus Dumbledore (he is le sexy), and, evidently, writing fanfiction.


Will I? - A one-shot on Mark's feelings at Joanne and Maureen's engagement celebration.

She's A Rainbow - Mimi's thoughts on Angel and their friendship.

Seasons - Your typical Angel/Collins fic. No further explanation needed.

RENT stuff:

Top 5 Favorite Rent Characters: 1) Collins. Haha, he's so great. 2) It's a tie of sorts between Mark and Angel. Mark because... damn, who doesn't like Mark? And Angel because... because of everything that she has ever said and done. 3) Benny. I know it sounds weird, but before he became a moron it seems like he could've been a pretty cool dude. And I know he still is. 5) Maureen. ... Do I need to elaborate?

RENT Quotes:

COLLINS: You're drunk.

ANGEL: Naw'm not.

LIFE CAFE MANAGER: You sit here all night and never order anything.

MARK: That's a lie, just last week I had tea.

LIFE CAFE MANAGER: You couldn't pay.

COLLINS: This boy could use some STOLI!

COLLINS: To marijuana!

MAUREEN: Moo with me...

ANGEL: And sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell.

MARK: How could a night so frozen be so scolding hot? How can a morning this mild be so raw?

COLLINS: Merry Christmas, bitches!

MARK: Why am I the witness? And when I capture it on film, will it mean that it's the end, and I'm alone?

MARK: The opposite of war of isn't peace... it's creation!

... I could go on. 8D But I'll spare you.

No favorite RENT song, because it's like picking a favorite child to me. WHOOP.

copy and paste thingies:

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Acquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. (insert IMO here)

If you'd GLADLY cover Collins with one thousand sweet kisses, copy this into your profile. (Do I get bonus sexy time too?)

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if Angel uses the men or women's public restroom, copy and paste this into your profile. (... I just do.)

... FIN.

Red Light, Green Light by BearFeetz reviews
PreRENT Fic. When Collins and Angel REALLY met for the first time...My First try at this whole Fan Fiction thing, please be kind!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Complete
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Seasons reviews
As the seasons change, so do they. Angel/Collins.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - T. Collins, Angel D.
She's A Rainbow reviews
Angel was a rainbow of things to Mimi. One-shot. Rated T because I can.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Mimi M., Angel D. - Complete
Will I? reviews
Mark's feelings at Maureen's engagement party. One-shot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Mark C. - Complete