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Joined 04-21-08, id: 1557339, Profile Updated: 10-31-09
Author has written 15 stories for Stargate: SG-1, StarTrek: Enterprise, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, StarTrek: Voyager, Batman Beyond, Farscape, Primeval, and Stargate: Universe.

Hi! I'm Sharkbait. I am a colossal nerd - I like Star Trek, Stargate, comic books, and other science-fictionish things. I read and write a lot of fanfiction - to date, I've written stories for Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Enterprise, and DS9.

Here's a link to a fanfiction project of mine:
sharkbaitstartrek.blogspot.com
Star Trek: Endurance is my stand-alone, virtual online series. It's just getting off the ground, feel free to join, follow, and comment!

Quotes:

Stargate

McKay: "Never used to (believe in ghosts). Then I found out about these things called Wraith that can suck the life out of you with their hands."

Weir: "You tested it by throwing him off a balcony!?"
McKay: "Oh believe me, that's not the first thing we tried."
Sheppard: "I shot him!"

(A US soldier from 1969 asks Daniel, in Russian, if they're Soviet spies.)
Daniel: "Nyet."
O'Neill: "Daniel!"
Daniel: "He asked if we were Sov...oh."

O'Neill: "It's called an accretion disk."
(Daniel and Teal'c look surprised)
Carter: "You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to spy on his neigbours, did you?"
O'Neill: "Not initially..."

Star Trek

Reed pulls a phaser on Trip to stop him from going into an airlock to sacrifice himself.
Trip: "What're you gonna do, shoot me?"
Reed: "It's set to stun."

Trip: "What if you get hurt? What're you gonna do, make a holographic doctor?"

Cpt. Picard: "Mr. Data."
Data: "Yes sir?"
Picard: "Shut up."

Sisko: "Phasers on stun - I want those voles taken alive!"

Quark: "How’d you figure it out?"
Odo: "You claimed Rom fixed your replicators."
Quark: "So?"
Odo: "Rom’s an idiot. He couldn’t fix a straw if it was bent!"
Quark: "You're right. Rom is an idiot."

Odo: "I heard an interesting rumor today."
Quark: "Only one? I started at least twelve."

“Oh, she wants to know if it hurts, of course it hurts, it’s supposed to hurt, it’s a phaser!
-Quark

Farscape

Crichton: "What is wrong with you people?"

Crichton: "If you hurt either of them, I will hunt you down."
Crais: "You'll hunt me down? That would complete the symmetry nicely."

Comics

"Kryptonian, Martian, and Apokoliptian technology. Plus the really scary crap Bruce invented."
-Identity Crisis

Flash: "Cover your ears."
Someone: "What?"
BOOM!! (Flash takes off faster than the speed of sound.)
-New Frontiers vol. 2

Other

“The Foosas – they’re always annoying us by trespassing...interrupting our parties...and tearing our limbs off!”
-King Julian

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Tidal Years by SSK Productions reviews
Following the events of the episode "Dominion," SG-1 embarks on a mission that will change their lives forever, in more than one time line.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,113 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Guardian Angel by DesertedMirage reviews
He was always her protector, even when she went away. Senior year was like a countdown to the day they were parted. But everything is not always as it appears to be... COMPLETE
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,658 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Maxine G., Terry M. - Complete
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Gift Of Rhyme reviews
Rush inadvertently causes hilarity. Gen Team Fic.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Eli W., Dr. D. Volker
Leaving reviews
Connor has something to ask Jenny. Some spoilers for Season 3. A Connor and Jenny friendship/team story.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Connor T., Jenny L. - Complete
Between Love and Insanity
Helen Cutter is insane, but Nick can no longer hold that against her. Nick's thoughts during Season 3 Episode 3, spoilers for that episode.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - N. Cutter, Helen C. - Complete
Stupidity reviews
A conversation about the stupidest thing Terry's ever heard. T/M, duh.
Batman Beyond - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Terry M., Maxine G.
Infinite Impossibilities 1 reviews
Someone's visit to an Unrealized Reality doesn't go as planned and there are repercussions for everyone. Or are there? It all depends on your point of view. Crichton/Chiana
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010
The Wrong Hostage reviews
In which Max makes a mistake but the Jokerz make a bigger one. Batman rights both wrongs. Oneshot, T just to be safe but nothing too bad happens.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Maxine G., Terry M. - Complete
Circumstance reviews
Members of Voyager's crew from an alternate universe use borrowed alien technology to escape from the Hirogen, with unexpected results. AU pairings, but it's mostly a general crew fic. Rated T to be safe, but nothing worse than any episode of Voyager.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010
Facade reviews
Trip and Hoshi are stranded on an alien planet. Travis is severely ill. Can T'Pol, Archer, and the rest save them in time?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - C. Tucker, H. Sato
Unorthodox Medical Treatment reviews
Even hard-nosed, stubborn, not-to-be-trifled-with Bajorans need hugs sometimes. My first DS9 fanfic, be nice!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2009 - J. Bashir, Kira N.
Crushing On Carter reviews
Someone's in love...and Vala's going to find out who it is. A detective story, SG-1 style. Maybe a little OOC at times. Also featuring a Mitchell/Lam pairing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Vala, S. Carter
Little Things reviews
Trip, Hoshi and Jon think about the little things in life. Takes place in a slightly different version of the season 3 episode Twilight. Trip/Hoshi established relationship, slight Archer/T'Pol.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - C. Tucker, H. Sato - Complete
Never Ending reviews
She just never stops...Cam and Vala snarkiness, definitely not a ship. Yet. Takes place sometime in Season 10. Edit/update/expansion: When three-fifths of SG-1 is held hostage, will the remaining two be able to get what their captors want in time?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - C. Mitchell, Vala
All Over Again reviews
Things are slowly returning to normal now that Daniel's back. Jack, Sam, and Daniel friendship...maybe a tiny hint of romantic angst. Episode tag to the season 8 episode "Threads."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2008 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Count On Me reviews
Hoshi needs a hug...based on the song Count On Me by Default. TripHoshi pairing.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - H. Sato, C. Tucker - Complete
Not Very Subtle reviews
What if Carter was humming about someone else during Chimera? SamDaniel from O'Neill's perspective, pays no attention to the rest of the episode.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - D. Jackson, S. Carter