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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Welcome. I am a strange person, often prone to paranoia. However, this is the information I will relinquish about the enigma that is myself.

Age: I am a teenager. Stay back.

Nationality: American. While my country has many flaws (which I will rant endlessly about if you get me started), I am not ashamed of where I was born.

General information: I am very strange. I like words--reading and writing--which is why I post here. I also enjoy planning how to take over the world with my insane friends, and hanging out with said insane friends. And listening to music.

Other: I'm 5'3 and very sarcastic. I can be intimidating. Me and Maddie are going to hitchhike to New York to go see Wicked.

Likes: life, singing, acting, reading, writing, psychology, humor, sarcasm, chocolate, gay people, Prof. McGonagall, rain, snow...

Dislikes: murderers, my enemies, people who don't understand sarcasm, homophobias...

About my work: I write HP. Maybe I'll write something else later, but for now, I write HP.


I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

~What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

~I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

~Why do psychics have to ask your name?

~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Remember when rock was something your grandmother did in a chair?

People with dual personalities don't know which side to take in an argument with themselves.

Why be on time to work when there's no one there to notice??

Friends are of two types:

One says, "If you ever need anything, I'll be there."
The other says, "You will never need anything as long as I'm there."

Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Ships that I like (you don't like them it really sucks for you because I don't care)


GWHG (Yeah, it's strange, well so am I)

SSMM (Some people say it's sick. Maybe it is, but I like it.)

MMRL (Again: Some people say it's sick. I think it's sweet.)

MMRH (This means McGonagall/Hooch. NOT McGonagall/Hagrid. That's just sick. )

MMHG (Yeah. More femmelash. If you don't like it, I don't see anyone twisting your arm to read it.)

MMAD (In my world, Albus is alive, straight, and (usually) happily married to Minerva. So sue me.)

LEJP (Two words: No duh.)

HPGW (Meant to be)

RWHG (See above.)

HPDM (I like it. Don't ask me why. I just do.)

RLSB (See above.)


HGDM (Yeah, I know. He calls her a Mudblood, how could they fall in love?)

GWDM (I see this as sort of Romeo/Juliet thing...)

Weasley/Hermione (On Maddie's behalf.) (Except for Arthur/Hermione. That's just sick. And Maddie agrees.)

Ships I totally canNOT stand:

Pansy/Anyone at ALL (Pansy is a stupid, pug faced CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED)


Edward/Bella (they've been through a lot. I give them my blessings.)

Jacob/Bella (Sorry but Jacob is a freaking werewolf that is so cool!)

Bella/Alice (Forgive me, EdwardandAlice fans. I LIKE IT, OK?)

I'd like to say thanks to my beta reader, Maddie, a.k.a. theinsanegirlwhotalkstoherself. Check her out. She's cool.

I prefer not to say this every single time I write a fanfic, so I'll just say it now:

I like reviews. In fact, I love 'em. Just please tell me WHY you liked/hated it, not just: IT SUCKED or IT ROCKS. Thank you.

So that just about sums everything up. Oh yeah, and people who's names I put in as OC's: I do this because I like/admire you. OK? OK.

Adieu. May the muse be with you.

Signing off,


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Secrets reviews
Hermione discovers a diary........a diary describing someone's crush on a teacher
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Another Weird But Not Fd Up Truth Or Dare reviews
Harry, Hermione and Ron are bored so they get some people to play Truth or Dare.......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P.
You know you're at Hogwarts when reviews
29 reasons how you know you're at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Girl with the Long Black Braids reviews
Poem about Minerva and Mrs. Weasley becoming friends. Came up with it one night during a thunderstorm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Molly W., Minerva M. - Complete
Thanks For Listening reviews
I hate this story. I truly do. If you feel like reading crap, that isnt any of my buisness, but i advise you NOT to read this...,...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - R. Hooch, Minerva M. - Complete
The Hogwarts Chat Site reviews
Dumbledore has made a chat endures! yay! i suck at summaries!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P.
Laptop Come Staffroom reviews
Rolanda comes in the staffroom with a strange Muggle invention.....madness! yay! random idea that i had! yeah!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete