Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Chuck, Book Thief, CSI, Misc. Tv Shows, Castle, Rizzoli & Isles, Gossip Girl, and Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
So, hmm, hi! *waves*
I though it was time to update this section of my profile, so here it is. Starting fresh. Pardon me on any mistakes or lack of sense, I'm just sleepy and listening to a SQ song.
I'm Gabriella and I'm 20 years old. I love to read and to watch TV shows, but I'm currently addicted to the whole Regina Mills/Lana Parrilla, Emma Swan/Jennifer Morrison and Swan Queen thing. I just kind of gave up on books for a while because, well, of fanfics. Especially one very well known by the SQ fandom called "Letters From War" by hunnyfresh (if you haven't read it yet, go read it. Thank me later. Or not.).
Anyways, I got kind of addicted in LFW and I just can't seem to wait for the updates, so I may or may not be reading a lot more of SQ to fill the void. And it's from another story by hunnyfresh that I got my lastest pen name: Incoming Messages. I just read it within a day (and my anxiety for LFW is back again) and I was just so amazed and laughed so much of their pen names that I just couldn't help myself.
Besides reading, I used to write a LOT, but last year was kind of so freaking fucked that I just can't connect with my characters and storylines again just yet, as I had to give up on almost all of the things I love, including my imagination. So, reading fanfics is yet the thing that gets me through the days. But I hope to write more one day, it just hasn't been my thing lately.
I do not always leave reviews, but if I did you can be sure I really, really loved it. But that doesn't mean I didn't like the ones I didn't review, because I may have just forgotten or lost the right moment, I love all of them if they are well-written.
And... *lack of imagination kicks in* I understand a little bit of French and Spanish, besides English and Portuguese, the latter being my native language. I think that's it. May the SQ fics be with you.
If you don't like stereotypes, put this on your profile (bold ones are mine):
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think I'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.
I like DANCING, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever.
I act freaking CRAZY so I must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
- Parabéns Pra Você! : Primeira fic postada, Harry Potter, sobre o aniversário da filha de Hermione Granger e Sirius Black.
- O Aniversário de Minha Melhor Amiga : Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Universo Alternativo, segunda fic postada, presente para Wein.
- Novo Jeito de Ser - O Destino É Sempre Imprevisível : Harry Potter, Hogwarts, terceira fic postada, Draco&Hermione. Música Tema: Mad About You do Hooverphonic. Capa - Trailer
- Novo Jeito de Ser 2 - Anos Depois : Harry Potter, Pós-Hogwarts, Universo Alternativo, continuação de Novo Jeito de Ser. Música Tema: Shiver do Coldplay. Capa - Trailer
- I Love You Too : Twilight, Universo Alternativo, presente para Renata P., Bella&Edward. Música Tema: I'll Be Your Lover Too do Robert Pattinson. Capa
- Para Tu Amor : Twilight, Universo Alternativo, presente para Sofia M., Rosalie&Emmett. Música Tema: Para Tu Amor do Juanes. Capa
- Paixão Mortal : Harry Potter, Universo Alternativo, presente para Wein, Draco&Hermione. Capa
- Ecstasy : Harry Potter&Gossip Girl, Universo Alternativo, Draco&Blair. Música Tema: People C'mon do Delta Spirit. Capa
- Paixão Mortal - Disfarce : Twilight, Universo Alternativo, Alice&Jasper, versão completa de Paixão Mortal. Capa
- Natal Mortal : Twilight, Universo Alternativo, Bella&Edward, escrita para um concurso. Música Tema: Love Is Here do Sonohra. Capa
- Desert Island : Harry Potter, Universo Alternativo, Hermione&Draco, P.O.&P.O.. Música Tema: Post Blue do Placebo. Em Hiatus.
- Battle For The Sun : Twilight, Rosalie&Emmett, como Rosalie e Emmett supostamente se conheceram e como ele se transformou em vampiro. Música Tema: Battle For The Sun do Placebo.
- Our Little Sin, Our Little Miracle : Harry Potter, Draco&Hermione&Rony, Universo Alternativo. Música Tema: I Know do Placebo.
- Novo Jeito de Ser 3 - A Nova Geração : Harry Potter, Universo Alternativo, Pós-Hogwarts, continuação de Novo Jeito de Ser 2. Em Hiatus.
- Forbidden Desire : Harry Potter, Universo Alternativo, Draco&Hermione&Severus.
- Little Drop Of Poison : Harry Potter e Mr&Mrs. Smith, Sirius&Hermione, John&Jane, Universo Alternativo, Deathfic. Música Tema: The Sounds Of Silence de Simon&Garfunkel.
- Der Abschied : The Book Thief, Liesel&Rudy, sobre um beijo antes da morte dele.
- Por Un Beso Tuyo : Twilight, Rosalie&Edward, passada para Twilight por falta de opções. Música Tema: Vivir Sin Aire do Maná.
- Between Ice And Fire : Harry Potter, Draco&Ginny, Universo Alternativo, Pós-Hogwarts, sobre como uma guerra e um beijo podem transformar duas pessoas completamente opostas. Música Tema : Run do Snow Patrol.
- Secret : Harry Potter, Draco&Hermione, Universo Alternativo, Hogwarts, sobre um romance secreto que se transformou em amor aos poucos. Música Tema: Secret do Maroon 5.
- Sedução Irresistível : CSI, Grissom&Sara, a prova de que um simples jantar pode mudar tudo na vida de duas pessoas.
- Deslizes : CSI, Grissom&Sara, pequenos momentos de deslize podem animar um dia chato.
- Sassy Sexy Wiggle : Rizzoli&Isles, Evane, os estragos que duas policiais cabeça-duras podem fazer uma com a outra.
- Vinte Anos Depois (Twenty Years Later) : Chuck, Sarah&Chuck, escrita por LeeCan.
- Dancing In The Dark : Twilight, Bella&Edward, traduzida em conjunto com Ana Luna Wisniewski e escrita por Lisaslovestories.
- O Gato Morreu (The Cat Died) : Twilight, Alice&Jasper, escrita por Jammeke.
- O Último Guia De Sobrevivência (The Ultimate Survival Guide) : Twilight, Edward, escrita por Jammeke.
- As Exigências De Bella (Bella's Demands) : Twilight, continuação de The Ultimate Survival Guide, Bella&Edward, escrita por Jammeke.
Fics in English:
- Flavors : Misc. TV Shows, a world made of flavors and sensations.
- Colors and Spells : Castle, Beckett&Castle, a series of drabbles with Kate and Rick getting intimate. Beta Reader : Monkeywand.
Disclaimer: Os personagens que não me pertencem são propriedade de J.K.Rowling, Markus Zusak, Stephenie Meyer, Josh Schwartz/Chris Fedak, Cecily von Ziegesar e quem mais os criou. Fics sem fins lucrativos e escritas somente para diversão tanto da autora como para de quem as lê.