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ok well i need a profile so here goes:

Likes: FanFiction, deviantART, the colour blue, interesting people, a good night's (or day's) sleep, no homework (i wish!), well written stories, good, funny, intelligent conversation, comfortable jeans, herbal tea, the internet, silence, good fantasy books, nature, beautiful art, cleanliness and neatness, free time, my iPod, peace, almost anything my mum cooks, hugs, good smut, applesauce, most fruit, travelling

Dislikes: being yelled at or being around quarrelsome people, my friends looking at me funny if i get mad or say something weird, depressing books, impossible and frankly, disgusting pairings (Harry/Snape, anyone?), my brother having the tv or radio or computer too loud, untidiness, dentist appointments, flossing, good fanfics that don't update, heavy schoolbags, schoolwork, having to wait long periods of time for anything trivial

Hates: cockroaches

Books I like: Once Upon A Marigold, anything by Khaled Housseni (A Thousand Splendid Suns was superb),A Song of Ice and Fire, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel (The Alchemyst, The Magician etc), HARRY POTTER, Eragon, Inkheart, Mediator, Dan Brown books, Roald Dahl books, books by Tamora Pierce...in any order...well many more but that's all i can think of right now.

TV Shows: House, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Sex and the City

Pairings:

i have long come to the realization that a really fantastic author can make just about any pairing work. even ones i've sworn not to like.

seriously, i have read a good snape/hermione story, and even a really beautiful cedric/harry story. which did it for me! if that could be made that good, just about anything can.

so it's no use with pairings.


oh, and by the way, i'm a beta. a fairly good one, i spot little errors like nobody's business. i actually do beta for scarlet witch extreme...she hasn't posted any stories yet, YET, but omg when you see that chick's plotbunnies! so i have fun with that.

i'm not registered, because ff requires that you must have stuff posted and i haven't the the time or inclination for that. but i would like to beta some more, so if you need a beta, pm me.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tumbled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 291 - Words: 287,553 - Reviews: 8277 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Blaine A.
One Safe Place by NomadicQuill reviews
Leave him," he said quietly. His chest tightened, realizing how easily that slipped out. He slowly drug his thumb across the back of her hand to distract himself. And her. "Leave her," she replied. Post-The Softer Side. House/Cameron unique relationship.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,966 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Five New Voicemails of Chandler Kiehl by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
The Five New Voicemails of Chandler Kiehl and one encounter at the Lima mall : Chandler Kiehl's phone number finds itself in the possession of the members of New Directions. Who have a lot of feelings. Takes place during and after 3x17
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
language barriers by Dessers reviews
It starts to escalate. She can feel it. Little things start happening. Santana/Sebastian. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sebastian S., Santana L. - Complete
On the Other Side of Hate by linlawless reviews
Severus has spent three years making Hermione's life as difficult as possible, in hopes that she'll resign her post and leave Hogwarts. When she does, however, he discovers that it's not in his best interest if she leaves, after all. Drama/romance/humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,965 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12260 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Risks by Keitorin Asthore reviews
In which Rory gets a bloody nose, Kurt takes a stand, and Blaine just wants to be helpful. Based on "Mash-Off." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kurt H., Rory F. - Complete
Love Looks Like This by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Finn Hudson considers himself to be fairly useless in an emergency, especially when that emergency involves his stepbrother coming down with a bad case of the stomach flu. But maybe he can learn something. Klaine. Hudmel Family. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Post It Note Wishes and Polaroid Dreams by Summer Tea reviews
Their first home is small, with half a yard and no fence. The floor of the porch is worn and faded, and one of the bedroom doors won't close. And it's theirs. ONESHOT
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Letters From Blaine by foraworldundeserving reviews
"This is the method my dad used when he was my age to determine his feelings for my mom - he wrote a book of letters to her every time he learned something new about her or had something he wanted to say but couldn't..." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,307 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard To Come By by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt and Blaine desperately wanted a family of their own. They just hadn't realized that becoming fathers would so difficult. Klaine. Futurefic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,292 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Talk by bxblover reviews
Burt gets some "bad" news from Kurt and Blaine. Takes place during their senior year, references klaine of course. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
There Is A Moment by boro-girl reviews
We're preconditioned that way; when things are going well, really well, you start to think about what the future holds. But there's also a dark side to your brain. One that wonders what might happen if things don't work out. What would happen then?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What It Means by Keitorin Asthore reviews
The act passed in New York on June 24th meant a lot to two boys in Lima, Ohio. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Anderson Boys by DaybyDay reviews
The Anderson boys are unremarkable, yes – at least until you learn how remarkable they really, truly are. Kurt/Blaine, Blaine-centric.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Silence, Schemes, and Potentially Shattered Dreams by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Sometimes beautiful things break. The question is can two - perhaps stubborn - people find their way back to each other without a little help?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Forget Pumpkin Carriages and Glass Slippers by klemonademouth reviews
Rachel often stuck her nose where it didn't belong, and it was something Mercedes had hated about her. But for once, Mercedes was glad that Rachel was Rachel. It meant she now had a 2 1/2 mile walk home with Sam. Alone. Post-Prom. Mentions of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Just Listen by foreternityblue reviews
Blaine was the social enigma of McKinley, until an unkown incident in sophomore year that drove him into isolation. Kurt is the bullied gay kid who was always interested in Blaine. When they're paired for a project, things might be uncovered. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,415 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Then and Now by DaybyDay reviews
A look into a relationship that's bound to always fall together, no matter what. Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,743 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Born This Way by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt knew from a very young age that there was nothing wrong with him at all. His mother made sure of that. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Just the Way You Are by adi-rotynd reviews
For a prompt. Kurt is an awesome brother and Finn loves him, he really does. He just wishes Kurt weren't gay.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All Incarnations by DaybyDay reviews
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson find each other, no matter where their life choices lead them.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You can owe me by Nova802 reviews
Puck likes to keep an eye on Rachel. Just, you know, so she doesn't get in over her head or anything. So when she starts approaching the Glee guys about something, he's determined to find out what it is. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Stroll in the Park by AnimeAngelRiku reviews
Klaine Future!fic. 15 years after our favorite Warblers get together, Blaine and Kurt have formed a family, and they take their little son for a walk in the park. References to "Silly Love Songs" and "A Very Glee Christmas."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Courage by BadgerInMySoup reviews
All it ever takes is a little courage.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Like Passing Notes in Secrecy by smc-27 reviews
He's never really missed a girl before. He never cared enough, really, to miss anyone.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,277 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
PDA by Keinami reviews
Kurt's not comfortable with public displays of affection, but he's all hands in private. Blaine doesn't really get it, but he's trying.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I've Always Known by xLessxThanx3x reviews
A collection of fluffy one shots over Kurt's life, starting at age three, when Burt was fully faced with Kurt's sexuality but still loved and cared for him. T for language. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H.
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Journal by DreamingLillies reviews
Sequel now up! "Since you are a journal and therefor can't judge me..." *"I’ll never break your heart.” “You cant promise that.”* "Maybe you're confusing your pride with denial. Stubbornness with fear. And even possibly your hatred with your love"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,930 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by singyoutosleep reviews
Santana plans to get Quinn back for stealing Puck's attention away from her, but she doesn't expect what comes her way. It's better than she could have ever expected. Finntana, now complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,245 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Finn H., Santana L. - Complete
Sugarplum Priorities by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt doesn't remember why his father insists on taking him to see the Nutcracker every Christmas. Burt remembers, perhaps a little too clearly, that it was his first step his wife made him take towards accepting his unusual little boy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Death by Awkward by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Inspired by a prompt on the Puckurt meme. Burt and Puck run into each other, both buying condoms. Awkwardness ensues as Burt gives Puck a talk about treating his son right. T for swearing and some sex talk. Kurt's only mentioned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Broad Stripes and Bright Stars by Threepwillow reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up in high school. But after seeing him across the field at a college football game, Kurt can't really figure out why. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, future!fic, never letting that Buckeyes comment die:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Red Bull and Cookie Dough by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Wherein Kurt forgets about his algebra test and tries to pull an all-nighter with the help of about twelve cans of Red Bull, thereby annoying the living daylights out of Finn, Quinn, and Mercedes. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Stressbaking by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt has a secret, and he doesn't care if it goes straight to his pear-shaped hips. Finn's just happy he gets brownies out of the deal. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6844 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Projections by Llamaesque reviews
No caress, no mere sexual act, could be as intimate as sharing a dream.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Via Dolorosa by Griffen reviews
There was something about the way her eyes lit up whenever she saw him; about the way she lingered after each class with him just to momentarily brush her hand up against his or whisper words of admiration in the silence of an abandoned classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,455 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Candy Canes and Mistletoe by iyimgrace reviews
Set in season 6. House takes a chance that throws him and Thirteen into an intense and complicated romance. But is it real or is it just another addiction?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 148,933 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - G. House, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6339 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Where We Start From by faithunbreakable reviews
It's summer and Quinn is gone for good and the three of them have no idea what they are doing. Puckleberry Finn threesome. Post Sectionals.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Like You Mean It by fifthofnovember reviews
House/Ali. Written several months back, and yes, I know it's been done before, but it wouldn't get out of my brain. Ali shows up on House's doorstep on her 18th birthday. PWP, for the most part.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - G. House
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Force by Talulah-Bear reviews
We've all got secrets. Kim's in love with Jared who doesn't know she exists; and Jared's got more to hide than your average teenage werewolf. A "Jared Imprints" story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,871 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008
That Thing by Bones365 reviews
Quil reflects on his life with Claire and that thing she always does...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,000 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4691 - Favs: 3,620 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fame and Fate by ericastwilight reviews
Best selling author Isabella Swan is pushed to play the lead role from one of her books. Edward Cullen is the sexy, younger actor playing her love interest on and off screen. But love in the spotlight is hard and there is a threat. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Gauntlet by iyimgrace reviews
It started as a challenge, a frivolous little joke just to mess with him, but it wound up taking on monumental proportions that could change both of them forever. House/Thirteen Set in S4 right after Ugly, Spoilers S4. Adult language and mild smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 131,353 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - G. House, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Through A Father's Eyes by BadgerInMySoup reviews
The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Corner of Your Heart by TheHeartOfLife reviews
An entry for the Indies First Time Writer Challenge. Rosalie and Edward have been friends since childhood, but he has a new girl in his life and Rosalie’s feelings for him have changed. A story about the shifting tides of friendship. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Shiver by Bones365 reviews
The only shiver you need to worry about," he slid his hand down her neck, making her tremble, "is this."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Glass, Leather, and Pearls by Rhanon Brodie reviews
Well...the title comes from traditional and modern anniversary gifts. Don't ask me how it turned into this. Eric and Sookie get kinda kinky along an exploration of some of the smoothest, slickest substances around. Very M. You've been told.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,044 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Bodyguard of Lies by Mandi1 reviews
Alice Cullen: celebutante, fashionista, rich girl, tabloid fodder. Jasper Whitlock: bodyguard, indie boy, intellectual, tattooed twenty-something. A relationship between them is not supposed to happen and most certainly not supposed to work out. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dazzling by onePushyFox reviews
Kate and Garrett meet, only once for a night of pleasure, before we see them in Breaking Dawn. This is my one-shot for the Love for the Unloved contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Not on Countertops by ApollinaV reviews
Severus has to lay down house rules as Lucius and Hermione make nuisances of themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Talk to Me by fifthofnovember reviews
House/Cameron, shameless PWP. Very hard M, readers 18 or older only please. Minor Season 5 spoilers. Ch 6 now up, in which things get a little kinky, though just a little . If that's not your thing, press back.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,026 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
House Becomes an Activist by silentsnarkonLJ reviews
When Cuddy's cleavage is kept under wraps, House takes matters into his own hands. Please R&R.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
You Belong With Me by linlawless reviews
Elizabeth is mad at Jason. How will he gain her forgiveness?
General Hospital - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jason M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
I solemnly swear that I am ready for sex! by Trip and Jayne reviews
The myth of the Scarlet Whores. Pre OOTP Remus/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Andromeda T., Remus L. - Complete
Beautiful by fifthofnovember reviews
House/Cameron - Starts at "All In", vaguely episode related. Character analysis cleverly concealed as smut. Graphic sex and other mature themes included in the series, readers 18 and up only please. Now complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,033 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dissolution Law by mia madwyn reviews
The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
All About Us by MsLuciaMalfoy reviews
Depressed Head Auror Potter realises that he is attracted to his best friend, Hermione Granger First they restore their friendship, then embark on a passionate affair. He can't get enough of her...but his dear wife Ginny has a hidden ace up her sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3816 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love and War: 10 Years as Aurors by Minisinoo reviews
Witch Weekly's lead story by Lavender Brown ten years after the fall of Voldemort. AU assuming Cedric survived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 211 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Blue Potion by Twilight to Midnight reviews
In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Human Relations by sundroptea reviews
The problem of having a boyfriend born in 1800s is that, overall, they tend to have particularly, shall we say, extreme attitudes towards the proper treatment of women...
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Way I See It by Minisinoo reviews
While clearing out Dumbledore's things after his death, the new headmistress stumbles upon a box of old student papers, which contains a surprise. Features Cedric Diggory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Cedric D., Minerva M. - Complete
For That I Thank You by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco's explanation of why he is thankful for his wife. DMHG One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sight by Jules7 reviews
Ron takes in the scenery... Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.