Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Books, Final Fantasy VII, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Kingdom Hearts.
im an artist.
i cant spell worth a damn.
my computer hates me.
my scanner is freaking possesed... -_-
I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well i'll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.
"Mommy, are those people on drugs?"
"You know what? Go play in traffic!"
"You don't have to be very ninja like to trip her."
You kids and your crazy axes and fancy guillotines
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin
"Of course, I'd been drinking since lunch, so I was like 'take it down, I don't care. Hit somethin hard, I don't wanna limp away from this piece of shit.'"Ron White
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
"Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow
"I would like it if the voices shut up every once and awhile. The one that speaks only Russian is starting to piss me off."
"come on fight like a girl! and you know what that means...TO THE DEATH!" -EMILIE AUTUMN
Now and then, I announce "I know you're listening." to empty rooms. If I'm wrong, no one knows. And if I'm right, I just freaked the hell out of some secret organization.
"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it." -Unknown
"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the ducky."
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." -Unknown
"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention"
Look wise. Say nothing. And eat only those who annoy you. A dragon's advice
The situation is hopeless, but not serious.
“Did you just fall?"
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Beware the deadly donkey falling slowly from the sky,You can choose the way you live, my friend, but not the way you die!
If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
"I did not trip, I was testing gravity. It's ok. We're still good..."
"So there's this thing, that's very thing-ish. And when you poke it, it goes DING-A-LING-A-LING-A-LING!"
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
"The Butler did it. I don't know which one or how, but the butler did it." - someone while talking about Kuroshitsuji
--[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.-"--"-[.] - Dude, you're an owl.-"--"-[O.O] - My mother has lied to me!-"--"-